Search run analysis for @phillies from Fri, February 17, 2023 at 13:12:47 -0800 (logged in)

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[tweet: 1626688317973581852, from: @phiiadendron (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:32 (HIGH,,1,,415) Ranger is the main character, change my mind]
[tweet: 1626688417177141248, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 01:01:55 (HIGH,,4,,352) we won't]
[tweet: 1626691610615468045, from: @johnmlester (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:14:37 (HIGH,0,,,1) The album can be called "The Phillies greatest hits."]
[tweet: 1626688404950863872, from: @momof2gophils (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:52 (HIGH,0,,,44) Awesome shots!!!]
[tweet: 1626690508939460609, from: @davedoesphilly (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:10:14 (HIGH,0,,,14) Kingery SZN incoming!!]
[tweet: 1626688684853542913, from: @lisaduelfer (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:59 (HIGH,0,,,32) Oh myyyyyyy….]
[tweet: 1626689940246482957, from: @whisperrjosephh (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:07:58 (HIGH,,2,,94) u right anything can be an album cover ..   ranger suarez mixtape when?]
[tweet: 1626688339402280964, from: @nwephinzszn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:37 (HIGH,,3,,151) This is a baseball team? Slap a Versace logo and I would be convinced]
[tweet: 1626688464161853455, from: @ilovethe76ers (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:06 (HIGH,,1,,99) i like these quite a lot thank you]
[tweet: 1626688461196480534, from: @anthonyesbensen (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:06 (HIGH,0,,,152) We can both agree that Ranger is a badass]
[tweet: 1626691429232971776, from: @dumbretard144 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:13:53 (HIGH,0,,,4) I don’t care which is chosen. They’re all my big strong handsome boys.]
[tweet: 1626689708326637587, from: @cbitados (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:07:03 (HIGH,0,,,26) I'll wait for the Nick Castellanos album art!]
[tweet: 1626688626779164672, from: @philaurdelphia (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:45 (HIGH,,8,,320) Need Nick Castellanos content]
[tweet: 1626688287594237954, from: @dagoat5903 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:24 (HIGH,,1,,200) Thought this was a Nola extension announcement when I saw the noti]
[tweet: 1626689581830623238, from: @bannedkingjolly (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:06:33 (HIGH,0,,,48) Chances Kingery can make the roster?]
[tweet: 1626689913608458266, from: @mccrystal_alex (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:07:52 (HIGH,,2,,145) How bout both]
[tweet: 1626688670546952192, from: @rangehersuarez (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:56 (HIGH,0,,,36) RANGERRRRRR THANK YOU ATPHILLIES]
[tweet: 1626688508386594827, from: @lukatroncic23 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:17 (HIGH,,1,,99) i’m disappointed at the lack of andrew painter content]
[tweet: 1626688353016872960, from: @1dol4tr1n3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:40 (HIGH,0,,,62) models for sure]
[tweet: 1626689560368369674, from: @ice_denier (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:06:28 (HIGH,0,,,46) I love these, but are there in color versions?]
[tweet: 1626689239495725089, from: @phillies2hell (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:05:11 (HIGH,0,,,55) announce the nola extension]
[tweet: 1626688365377495041, from: @staircaseleanne (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:43 (HIGH,,,1,81) @the_begollster @theJoekes Kingery sighting]
[tweet: 1626688716579254272, from: @the_begollster (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:03:07 (HIGH,0,,,17) LETS GOOOOOO]
[tweet: 1626688719259422747, from: @jesshutchinson (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:03:07 (HIGH,0,,,121) I want you to know that it will be very challenging for me this baseball season because while I still love my @Cubs, y'all made me fall hard for these Phillies last year...]
[tweet: 1626688388337225743, from: @sixersandrew (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:48 (HIGH,,,1,106) That can’t be who it looks like in that second pic…]
[tweet: 1626689902082510868, from: @cbitados (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:07:49 (HIGH,0,,,11) It is...lol...]
[tweet: 1626688738209460226, from: @brysonstottfan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:03:12 (HIGH,,1,,74) Anounce Nola extension]
[tweet: 1626688799693590557, from: @philliesposts_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:03:26 (HIGH,,1,,52) MORE KINGERY]
[tweet: 1626689342100983840, from: @j_andress29 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:05:36 (HIGH,0,,,52) Stott on vocals, Trea on guitar, and Schwarber on drums]
[tweet: 1626688277540491264, from: @bbl_astrophyscs (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:22 (HIGH,0,,,170) Yes]
[tweet: 1626689036545937411, from: @njdevils2021 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:04:23 (HIGH,,2,,80) “stott is sitting on the ground which totally makes sense”]
[tweet: 1626688617539162137, from: @reseszn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:43 (HIGH,0,,,80) JETPAX]
[tweet: 1626689167303315456, from: @njdevils2021 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:04:54 (HIGH,0,,,34) do i spot alec bohm photo-bombing ranger]
[tweet: 1626690019632074764, from: @nerokatatonik (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:08:17 (HIGH,0,,,15) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626688357848821760, from: @reseszn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:41 (HIGH,0,,,74) i love them]
[tweet: 1626688302911836166, from: @makkariswift (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:28 (HIGH,,1,,89) id buy all three album cover variants]
[tweet: 1626688882371710999, from: @njdevils2021 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:03:46 (HIGH,0,,,34) main character moments]
[tweet: 1626691913305804800, from: @green92tom (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:15:49 (HIGH,0,,,1) Album cover would be]
[tweet: 1626688280250191873, from: @ratiodbytrey (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:23 (HIGH,0,,,62) Extend Nola]
[tweet: 1626688556671401985, from: @phillies_muse (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:28 (HIGH,,39,1,1052) Post Darick Hall]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626688342854348800, from: @padsplswin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:38 (ABUSIVE,0,,,22) padres own the phillies]
[tweet: 1626688369634967553, from: @padsplswin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:01:44 (ABUSIVE,0,,,19) wheres harper?]
[tweet: 1626689782989443095, from: @pickettsburghkp (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:07:21 (ABUSIVE,0,,,7) Frauds  Contenders  All star lineup  Finished  Mid]

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I want you to know that it will be very challenging for me this baseball season because while I still love my @Cubs, y'all made me fall hard for these Phillies last year...
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This is a baseball team? Slap a Versace logo and I would be convinced
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u right anything can be an album cover .. 

ranger suarez mixtape when?
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id buy all three album cover variants
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Thought this was a Nola extension announcement when I saw the noti
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I'll wait for the Nick Castellanos album art!
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i’m disappointed at the lack of andrew painter content
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That can’t be who it looks like in that second pic…
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Ranger is the main character, change my mind
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“stott is sitting on the ground which totally makes sense”
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The album can be called "The Phillies greatest hits."
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Frauds 
Contenders 
All star lineup 
Finished 
Mid
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Stott on vocals, Trea on guitar, and Schwarber on drums
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I don’t care which is chosen. They’re all my big strong handsome boys.
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Need Nick Castellanos content
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@the_begollster @theJoekes Kingery sighting
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i like these quite a lot thank you
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do i spot alec bohm photo-bombing ranger
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Chances Kingery can make the roster?
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We can both agree that Ranger is a badass
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I love these, but are there in color versions?
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Anounce Nola extension
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Post Darick Hall
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main character moments
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Awesome shots!!!
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Kingery SZN incoming!!
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models for sure
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announce the nola extension
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wheres harper?
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Album cover would be 
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padres own the phillies
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Extend Nola
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RANGERRRRRR THANK YOU ATPHILLIES
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we won't
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i love them
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How bout both
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Oh myyyyyyy….
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Yes
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JETPAX
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MORE KINGERY
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It is...lol...
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LETS GOOOOOO
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[tweet: 1626657038670479360, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 10:57:14 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) we say the weather]
[tweet: 1626657541735297028, from: @andross3k (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:14 (HIGH,0,,,232) I’m thinking sandos]
[tweet: 1626658266326392875, from: @chandlerenfing1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:02:07 (HIGH,0,,,179) Probably how ripped Trea is]
[tweet: 1626657253611692051, from: @thosearenotboos (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:05 (HIGH,0,,,271) haircare]
[tweet: 1626657186020528134, from: @ybisbetterifear (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:49 (HIGH,,1,,297) They’re talking about yordan sending them home]
[tweet: 1626657294237814784, from: @mccrystal_alex (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:15 (HIGH,,3,,74) Go back to your own team’s page loser]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626657318342623232, from: @padsplswin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:21 (ABUSIVE,0,,,47) the padres own u]
[tweet: 1626657661126074388, from: @braystu10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:42 (ABUSIVE,,1,,44) Correction bryce Harper owns the Padres]

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They’re talking about yordan sending them home
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Correction bryce Harper owns the Padres
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Go back to your own team’s page loser
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haircare
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we say the weather
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I’m thinking sandos
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Probably how ripped Trea is
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the padres own u
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[tweet: 1626657038670479360, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 10:57:14 (HIGH,7,180,5,24996) we say the weather]
[tweet: 1626657074489790482, from: @notjayvivs (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:23 (HIGH,1,11,1,2121) hair routines]
[tweet: 1626658048881090565, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 11:01:15 (HIGH,1,19,1,1874) yeah most likely]
[tweet: 1626657216345300998, from: @emeroserfaren (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:56 (HIGH,1,44,1,3050) Which Power Ranger they'd be]
[tweet: 1626657661981712409, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 10:59:43 (HIGH,1,41,1,2264) this would be a very important conversation]
[tweet: 1626657235790094353, from: @xitvelocity (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:01 (HIGH,2,33,1,2179) They’re recruiting the fastest player for the post game interview water attack]
[tweet: 1626657955071287312, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 11:00:52 (HIGH,1,19,,1879) well well well]
[tweet: 1626659839647662082, from: @j_andress29 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:08:22 (HIGH,1,7,1,1059) Favorite starburst flavor]
[tweet: 1626666246656647182, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 11:33:49 (HIGH,1,6,,933) we just know there will be many opinions and heated discussions about this]
[tweet: 1626665880158437376, from: @_mortar_level3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:32:22 (HIGH,25,58,5,508) Here the official link:]
[tweet: 1626691022402080778, from: @johnmlester (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:12:16 (HIGH,0,,,3) Girls,cars,or farting.]
[tweet: 1626657915640635397, from: @jerseygirl1961 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:00:43 (HIGH,1,1,,79) Bohm’s new ‘do!!]
[tweet: 1626660838936379393, from: @mcgovern_bob (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:12:20 (HIGH,1,1,,34) Baseball?]
[tweet: 1626674069478285312, from: @tonymenendez21 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:04:54 (HIGH,0,,,34) Friday night in #Clearwater ...]
[tweet: 1626670008003592192, from: @lobo19722 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:48:46 (HIGH,0,,,22) Girls]
[tweet: 1626657041358983186, from: @ybisbetterifear (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:15 (HIGH,1,4,10,784) “Altuve owns us”]
[tweet: 1626657139388256280, from: @mccrystal_alex (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:38 (HIGH,,29,,309) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626677281484595221, from: @old_man_mack (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:17:40 (HIGH,0,,,13) Meal Money ??]
[tweet: 1626658069840027671, from: @booradley16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:01:20 (HIGH,1,1,,153) And then gabe said we were bringing out the curveball machine!! Lol]
[tweet: 1626676025445736476, from: @daciusmaximus (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:12:41 (HIGH,0,,,56) "Can you believe Jonathan Gannon calls his worst defensive game of the year in the Superbowl and parlays it into a head coaching job 2 days later?"  "Wild times, man. Wild times."]
[tweet: 1626660987787960330, from: @wigmeister69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:12:56 (HIGH,1,1,,42) How easily they're gonna bring home a World Series]
[tweet: 1626675801897721877, from: @fotodave (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:11:48 (HIGH,0,,,26) Candlesticks.]
[tweet: 1626684222223142921, from: @pecos_the (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:45:15 (HIGH,0,,,9) "Zero sacks... unbelievable."]
[tweet: 1626671583736520706, from: @maryvolz1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:55:02 (HIGH,0,,,19) Im livin for the body language!]
[tweet: 1626671344967360512, from: @captainkorf (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:54:05 (HIGH,0,,,21) How crazy it is that they all accidentally added 10 lbs of muscle]
[tweet: 1626681302270214145, from: @elonsadick_1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:33:39 (HIGH,0,,,26) The train derailment in Ohio.]
[tweet: 1626672794908909568, from: @chiefcrazywires (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:59:51 (HIGH,0,,,13) The Eagles]
[tweet: 1626657216487952384, from: @herald41039718 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:56 (HIGH,1,5,2,566) Probably talking about the retirement home the Mets created]
[tweet: 1626683044986818566, from: @happythesquirr1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:40:34 (HIGH,0,,,15) Mets trying to recreate the 2011 Detroit Tigers. Also, got anymore good starting pitching we can sign?]
[tweet: 1626657690683420673, from: @inthephanattic (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:49 (HIGH,2,106,1,4301) "so listen unfortunately ur a little too old to join the daycare. doesn't mean we can't all be friends though"]
[tweet: 1626658807794343937, from: @fontenotnate (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:04:16 (HIGH,0,,,204) “You’re not my REAL dad Trea. My real dad is just picking up milk from Miami”]
[tweet: 1626657386797621249, from: @micknotjagger1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:37 (HIGH,1,1,,133) Where to go for dinner.]
[tweet: 1626657217343520768, from: @phightforredoct (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:57 (HIGH,1,1,,126) The Phanatic]
[tweet: 1626657496214429707, from: @romulusinvictus (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:03 (HIGH,1,1,1,833) Infielder stuff. It's a secret.]
[tweet: 1626658516395077634, from: @romulusinvictus (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:03:06 (HIGH,,,1,179) All I know is I'm glad they made this a real thing.]
[tweet: 1626657217498734596, from: @chaimike26 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:57 (HIGH,1,3,2,320) I can’t believe KFC is getting rid of popcorn chicken]
[tweet: 1626658249075220493, from: @libralady1007 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:02:03 (HIGH,0,,,44) What??????]
[tweet: 1626672396978511879, from: @ninetwofive55 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:58:16 (HIGH,,,1,89) PHILLIES MISFORTUNE , then EAGLES MISFORTUNE……. & how something can disappear right before your eyes. & like BIBBIE SMALL sung,… “it was all a dream  “]
[tweet: 1626672704286777359, from: @ninetwofive55 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:59:29 (HIGH,0,,,16) correction: BIGGIE SMALLS”]
[tweet: 1626658668019064833, from: @anthony60957284 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:03:42 (HIGH,1,6,1,262) "I cant believe that Gannon couldn't get one second half stop".]
[tweet: 1626666880651137024, from: @thelancesayers (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:36:21 (HIGH,,1,,31) I think it’s “Catellanos has to be out of the doghouse now after that performance by Gannon and his D, right?”]
[tweet: 1626657475809226752, from: @rileyy_adamss (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:58 (HIGH,1,4,2,753) “i can’t wait to be world series champs man”]
[tweet: 1626666678691016704, from: @adrienne_fox (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:35:32 (HIGH,,1,1,58) Umm Trea already is a World Series Champ]
[tweet: 1626692253359001625, from: @bobbyott1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:17:10 (HIGH,0,,,1) Girls, cars or baseball]
[tweet: 1626657661537116171, from: @sirhc070 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:43 (HIGH,1,2,,352) How many bombs they're going to collectively hit this year]
[tweet: 1626661126707503115, from: @tsmith82576 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:13:29 (HIGH,1,3,2,303) Who's catching Bryce Harper tonight in the mens locker room back stall.]
[tweet: 1626661982815281166, from: @tsmith82576 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:16:53 (HIGH,,1,,37) @Phillies Got to this comment and stopped. Lol I'm just trolling, didn't mean to ruin the fun.]
[tweet: 1626659212372721666, from: @andyscheid (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:05:52 (HIGH,1,2,,46) Banshees of Inisherin]
[tweet: 1626678611464933386, from: @harperisgoaded (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:22:57 (HIGH,0,,,27) That they are elite]
[tweet: 1626675845619146770, from: @philly_isaac (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:11:58 (HIGH,0,,,133) Trea is definitely telling them how to be in the 99th percentile in sprint speed]
[tweet: 1626657953297096733, from: @zacharyeast12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:00:52 (HIGH,1,4,,311) Even though Bradberry technically held JuJu it shouldn't have been a penalty at that point in the game]
[tweet: 1626659362197364745, from: @libralady1007 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:06:28 (HIGH,1,2,1,73) “So I met this really cute chick ___” <fill in the blank! They are young guys]
[tweet: 1626657278819459085, from: @ac_coolr (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:11 (HIGH,1,2,1,145) how awesome this team is]
[tweet: 1626661895578042374, from: @sulks1241 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:16:32 (HIGH,1,2,1,133) How they all thought that was Bryce Harper in the cage behind them before realizing it’s just Brandon Marsh and his huge head]
[tweet: 1626658556773646336, from: @duranwilson28 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:03:16 (HIGH,1,2,1,102) DE GANAR LA WORD SERIES .. GAIN word series.]
[tweet: 1626660719465844737, from: @zeejcee (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:11:52 (HIGH,1,2,1,94) The first thing I’m gonna buy when I get my first big contract]
[tweet: 1626657677890707463, from: @capemayjl (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:46 (HIGH,1,4,1,95) Who’s gonna tell Painter he can’t drink yet?]
[tweet: 1626659863056027651, from: @ronaldacunahof (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:08:27 (HIGH,1,2,1,179) The Braves upcoming 6th straight division title]
[tweet: 1626661041760264205, from: @jonny_pacifist (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:13:08 (HIGH,1,3,1,57) About how cool their lives are prob.]
[tweet: 1626657232778588160, from: @newsflashbucko (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:00 (HIGH,1,4,,225) Bohm’s newfound girth]
[tweet: 1626659203640135682, from: @jhernandez_918 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:05:50 (HIGH,1,2,2,338) Need bohm’s daycare t shirt asap]
[tweet: 1626692434523574294, from: @stpaulcardsfan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:17:53 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) What kind or rims to get for there new rides this year..]
[tweet: 1626680266566631424, from: @jerilhenderson (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:29:32 (HIGH,1,,,48) @Phillies The phillies open up Spring training action tomorrow in a split squad game against both the Yankees and the Tigers Then play the Minnesota Twins on Sunday.]
[tweet: 1626669946850746368, from: @travelwdavdave (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:48:32 (HIGH,0,,,10) Chicks!]
[tweet: 1626659853841096712, from: @flashgordonfann (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:08:25 (HIGH,1,1,,317) Talking about Why Elaine Brody decided to move to the Bahamas when she felt a Shark was stalking her… instead of a place that’s not surrounded by water in Jaws 4.]
[tweet: 1626684354079469568, from: @rich_buckman (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:45:47 (HIGH,0,,,10) That Bohm is in desperate need of a haircut.  Good grief.]
[tweet: 1626658266745823243, from: @justinmeisten (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:02:07 (HIGH,1,1,,60) Clearwater night life]
[tweet: 1626659752607375365, from: @bigbulb12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:08:01 (HIGH,1,1,,60) Is this today?]
[tweet: 1626657253230010382, from: @chris117195 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:05 (HIGH,1,5,,283) Awful Turf conditions at the Super Bowl costing the Eagles]
[tweet: 1626658671810736128, from: @coleyrud (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:03:43 (HIGH,1,2,,169) A 2023 World Series ring I hope]
[tweet: 1626675747266912260, from: @felipedos4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:11:34 (HIGH,0,,,22) Is Harper taking bp already? That’s great news]
[tweet: 1626684640894373889, from: @kevincharles999 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:46:55 (HIGH,0,,,15) “Your hair looks amazing. What kind of conditioner are you using?”]
[tweet: 1626657284062339086, from: @phinleythresher (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:13 (HIGH,1,1,,175) Frenchy’s or The Palm?]
[tweet: 1626657662375976965, from: @owenpelesh (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:43 (HIGH,1,3,,452) What kind of beer to spray for the playoff clinch celebration]
[tweet: 1626657557925224455, from: @clairedunphy007 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:18 (HIGH,1,1,,212) “Turner, who do you think has the best hair ? It’s definitely Bohm”]
[tweet: 1626690179481194499, from: @kimmyloohoo2u (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:08:55 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Their hair products]
[tweet: 1626661985717743616, from: @creamymemes5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:16:53 (HIGH,1,4,,150) "How many Schwarbombs could a Schwarbomb hit if a Schwarber could Schwarb bombs?"]
[tweet: 1626676424294686728, from: @rpaoline (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:14:16 (HIGH,0,,,8) Boys will be boys… R rated stuff]
[tweet: 1626657534437367808, from: @bryceinhisveins (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:12 (HIGH,1,3,,569) How good they’re gonna be this year]
[tweet: 1626659707078287361, from: @brisinc10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:07:50 (HIGH,1,1,,51) The car Trea hit with a baseball during BP.]
[tweet: 1626691050986213376, from: @danwilson0312 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:12:23 (HIGH,0,,,3) “And then she showed me her boobies”]
[tweet: 1626664784996229133, from: @rjank66 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:28:01 (HIGH,1,2,1,118) Places to eat in Philly]
[tweet: 1626667404796329984, from: @allyyjonas (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:38:25 (HIGH,1,2,1,81) The ballpark food they can’t wait to eat again]
[tweet: 1626669235819667466, from: @phishinphils22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:45:42 (HIGH,,1,1,88) How loud the fans will be when Turner hits his first home run!]
[tweet: 1626660775191273474, from: @rhyspiecesss (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:12:05 (HIGH,1,3,1,276) Their beefy boy status]
[tweet: 1626663258550677505, from: @c3dric04 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:21:57 (HIGH,1,1,,118) How many rings they’ll win as an infield team]
[tweet: 1626659722081304577, from: @anthemofanthony (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:07:54 (HIGH,1,1,,55) The 3rd and 8 holding penalty]
[tweet: 1626661403183439880, from: @soulofsowell (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:14:35 (HIGH,1,1,,87) “So we’re not letting Garrett Stubbs choose the music this year, right?”]
[tweet: 1626657472520806426, from: @neisz (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:57 (HIGH,1,2,1,177) This one time, at band camp.]
[tweet: 1626657238398951451, from: @pinkflloyd95 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:02 (HIGH,1,5,1,384) Whether the Cheesesteak or the Roast Pork is the better Philadelphia sandwich]
[tweet: 1626669703572738048, from: @waynejo35370927 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:47:34 (HIGH,,1,1,32) Best of team ~ I'll be watching every game.  Go PHILLIES!]
[tweet: 1626672663576862751, from: @npanchisin11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:59:19 (HIGH,0,,,40) Probably about how Alec Bohm is 6’5”]
[tweet: 1626666556066353152, from: @crynn04 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:35:03 (HIGH,1,1,,26) favorite candy]
[tweet: 1626667635248095261, from: @johnraiders25 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:39:20 (HIGH,1,1,,37) "Listen, I found out Crusher's dimes list...you guys in?" @ChipReiderson @JoeTheCynic]
[tweet: 1626676977024266240, from: @aj91182 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:16:28 (HIGH,,1,,266) #photosearch is a fun game too]
[tweet: 1626688724913344531, from: @stem06 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:03:09 (HIGH,0,,,5) What's this year's #RedOctober song!]
[tweet: 1626685979783315456, from: @williamketner6 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:52:14 (HIGH,0,,,16) All the double plays they are turning this year]
[tweet: 1626667706811310099, from: @lofter1950 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:39:37 (HIGH,1,1,,30) What do 3 young millionaires chat about?]
[tweet: 1626658833585037313, from: @nivmerc78 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:04:22 (HIGH,1,1,,200) How many double plays are we going to turn this year?]
[tweet: 1626665716156882952, from: @cblatt_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:31:43 (HIGH,1,1,,24) How we’re winning it all this year!]
[tweet: 1626683924578504705, from: @corynedlik (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:44:04 (HIGH,0,,,9) Moving the Phillies to Montreal.  Becoming the "Montreal Phillies".]
[tweet: 1626676613604597777, from: @matt12r (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:15:01 (HIGH,0,,,21) What they got for Christmas]
[tweet: 1626679097186308121, from: @upy616 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:24:53 (HIGH,0,,,12) Which groupie they're going to tag team after practice.]
[tweet: 1626659840775823362, from: @orangetiki (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:08:22 (HIGH,1,1,,131) How its ok for men to wear tights out in public with dignity.]
[tweet: 1626660536069783552, from: @evanherb3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:11:08 (HIGH,1,2,,90) How they are gonna be World Series champions by mid November]
[tweet: 1626669814977634304, from: @gina_mariee_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:48:00 (HIGH,,1,,451) The SB ending.]
[tweet: 1626670365824131073, from: @kixxaxe (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:50:11 (HIGH,0,,,25) Gotta move on.......]
[tweet: 1626657680440844290, from: @firsttuddylock (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:47 (HIGH,1,2,,123) Chicks digging the long ball, probably.]
[tweet: 1626686705129476106, from: @johnkerr1210 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:55:07 (HIGH,0,,,5) Laughing at score of flyers game last night]
[tweet: 1626658006447316996, from: @sixers_got_next (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:01:05 (HIGH,1,1,,80) the double plays they are gonna turn]
[tweet: 1626658468974174208, from: @schryveredward (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:02:55 (HIGH,1,1,,155) They’re saying man it must suck to be a Philadelphia fan and lose every championship]
[tweet: 1626657091757740047, from: @mccrystal_alex (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:27 (HIGH,1,14,1,869) “Ball go boom?”]
[tweet: 1626658117512531968, from: @12713399hou (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:01:31 (HIGH,,1,1,80) Yordan dead center?]
[tweet: 1626688821222834176, from: @sportscardfn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:03:32 (HIGH,0,,,6) Blues Clues]
[tweet: 1626679445569392651, from: @adaffy15 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:26:16 (HIGH,0,,,12) About having the best infield in baseball this year]
[tweet: 1626657150813540352, from: @enticingsnake (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:41 (HIGH,1,7,,528) “Bohm when you touch that ball please do me a favor and just throw it normally”]
[tweet: 1626658640278196224, from: @1tfdb (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:03:36 (HIGH,1,4,,103) And then we won 111 games and got bounced in the divisional round]
[tweet: 1626674044102664218, from: @wubarusrx (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:04:48 (HIGH,0,,,39) Post game interview antics. No doubt.]
[tweet: 1626659896950153218, from: @meatyandbiggie (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:08:35 (HIGH,1,1,,22) Vag]
[tweet: 1626667296419905536, from: @itz_ochooo (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:38:00 (HIGH,1,1,,56) Seeing turner in Philly gear hurts]
[tweet: 1626665937255424004, from: @duviviervicente (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:32:36 (HIGH,1,2,,16) .."your girl is hot...does she have a sister you can hook me up with?"]
[tweet: 1626658022213705736, from: @wesfromspace (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:01:08 (HIGH,1,1,,78) @Stranger_Things Season 5]
[tweet: 1626690369504137218, from: @eastsidekicker (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:09:41 (HIGH,0,,,3) Put this in the Louvre.]
[tweet: 1626657519878692875, from: @phinleythresher (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:09 (HIGH,1,1,,179) We see you back there @brandon_marsh22]
[tweet: 1626685643215499266, from: @andyob52 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:50:54 (HIGH,0,,,15) Trey’s arm veins]
[tweet: 1626683266110574592, from: @theelingling (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:41:27 (HIGH,0,,,6) If Bob Weir will ever get Truckin straight.]
[tweet: 1626657202302771211, from: @ricky_schutz98 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:53 (HIGH,1,1,,50) Hittin baseballs]
[tweet: 1626681659633332224, from: @menzie27tf2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:35:04 (HIGH,0,,,24) idk that’s their business]
[tweet: 1626657196963467272, from: @revaks_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:52 (HIGH,1,1,,150) “We are going to win so many games this season…”]
[tweet: 1626671880873598977, from: @scottpollock16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:56:13 (HIGH,0,,,27) “Wait, you call it sauce?  No sir… gravy!”]
[tweet: 1626692366831702049, from: @thenatsreport (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:17:37 (HIGH,0,,,2) Man, we will lose again in the World Series, and Bryce Harper is STILL not going to win a WS!!]
[tweet: 1626682480760705029, from: @stevepe94801576 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:38:20 (HIGH,0,,,11) Winning it all this year]
[tweet: 1626675482816045069, from: @undergroundphi (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:10:31 (HIGH,0,,,246) The new episode of our podcast (if we had to guess)]
[tweet: 1626676096618881027, from: @retiredmike5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:12:58 (HIGH,0,,,7) How do you hit for power, trea]
[tweet: 1626680020340035601, from: @my3guys3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:28:33 (HIGH,0,,,28) Rihanna @rihanna]
[tweet: 1626659301983981569, from: @jim_dey_3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:06:14 (HIGH,1,1,,26) Broads.]
[tweet: 1626672423180328960, from: @chief_queef699 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:58:22 (HIGH,0,,,13) All hitting .300]
[tweet: 1626658386975547404, from: @theglare_tm (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:02:35 (HIGH,1,1,,47) swoll arms]
[tweet: 1626658056057544704, from: @spicylasagna718 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:01:17 (HIGH,0,,,103) About how amazing the Admin is]
[tweet: 1626660798813683712, from: @sheilaw69804617 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:12:10 (HIGH,0,,,49) I think they’re talking about how JT is nervous to ask me on a date]
[tweet: 1626657643057012741, from: @phaithful1423 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:59:38 (HIGH,1,1,,73) ball go bohm]
[tweet: 1626674784086941707, from: @phike9391 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:07:45 (HIGH,0,,,14) How Philadelphia teams can't win a championship...]
[tweet: 1626657881457057809, from: @spb0922 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:00:35 (HIGH,1,1,,71) Frenchie’s]
[tweet: 1626669983366275103, from: @mmmugmugmug (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:48:40 (HIGH,0,,,182) "you know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?"]
[tweet: 1626664034618548229, from: @21stcenturymet (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:25:02 (HIGH,1,1,,17) Bad fundies]
[tweet: 1626684445188136960, from: @philliesgirl105 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:46:08 (HIGH,,1,,33) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626657268128272384, from: @shamusnba (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:09 (HIGH,1,1,,135) @Phillies hi from Georgia!!]
[tweet: 1626688162381680647, from: @atl_chris61 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:00:54 (HIGH,0,,,1) The Chiefs]
[tweet: 1626674768878395418, from: @ohhellno4711 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:07:41 (HIGH,0,,,11) how bad thier team is]
[tweet: 1626664954202841136, from: @mindofrollins (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:28:41 (HIGH,1,2,1,496) taylor swift’s eras tour]
[tweet: 1626665122205687826, from: @spkrts (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:29:21 (HIGH,,,1,47) cringe]
[tweet: 1626666138846339072, from: @janedumsha (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:33:24 (HIGH,1,2,1,131) Their favorite flavor of sunflower seeds.]
[tweet: 1626657109105381403, from: @slippas3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:31 (HIGH,1,3,1,564) how all 3 are gonna hit 320 this year and each take home a silver slugger]
[tweet: 1626665605016215557, from: @mikeoppmann (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:31:16 (HIGH,1,2,1,60) How the Mets wanted Correa]
[tweet: 1626661620247060494, from: @emily21304 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:15:26 (HIGH,1,3,1,72) Definitely talking about the chaos that will be opening day/home opener when Trea hits a leadoff home run]
[tweet: 1626661266600218625, from: @cliffmaloneyjr (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:14:02 (HIGH,1,2,1,554) Game 5]
[tweet: 1626657295160467459, from: @jjsnake30 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:15 (HIGH,1,3,1,360) Remember when we didn’t have the best shortstop in the league and still went to the World Series]
[tweet: 1626660713841459200, from: @erlaxs (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:11:50 (HIGH,1,2,1,103) Their favorite @Eagles player]
[tweet: 1626660493581553671, from: @slimshady8_jimi (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:10:58 (HIGH,1,2,1,45) Best way to turn a double play]
[tweet: 1626666514932719627, from: @scobo_m (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:34:53 (HIGH,1,2,1,27) The new theme song for 2023]
[tweet: 1626657134053101601, from: @mainlyphilly (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:37 (HIGH,1,12,1,464) “We’re going to be the best infield of all time”]
[tweet: 1626663544207945729, from: @mkett33 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:23:05 (HIGH,1,3,,25) Cmon, what do 20somethings dudes talk about???]
[tweet: 1626657192370659338, from: @reseszn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:51 (HIGH,1,3,,184) how they’re gonna win the ws]
[tweet: 1626657319080583181, from: @2adult2person (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:21 (HIGH,1,3,,158) girls]
[tweet: 1626688675177431040, from: @jumpnjehosafat (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:57 (HIGH,0,,,6) “Astros gonna win again, huh?”]
[tweet: 1626657166475071498, from: @makkariswift (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:44 (HIGH,1,2,,77) bohms perm]
[tweet: 1626663626948894729, from: @annegib74114156 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:23:25 (HIGH,0,,,22) The party they will have after they win the World Series in October.]
[tweet: 1626661092968611840, from: @mattladd1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:13:21 (HIGH,0,,,21) Eagles defence]
[tweet: 1626657111852650496, from: @makkariswift (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:31 (HIGH,0,,,97) the clearwooder sunshine]
[tweet: 1626670767805980679, from: @fred_goheels (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:51:47 (HIGH,0,,,12) L.A]
[tweet: 1626657770802929671, from: @12713399hou (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:00:09 (HIGH,0,,,25) Yordan Alvarez maybe]
[tweet: 1626657135923761182, from: @lvjylizzie (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:37 (HIGH,0,,,82) Probably how much they missed playing baseball]
[tweet: 1626658581763293184, from: @beeteedubs215 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:03:22 (HIGH,0,,,24) Parade route.]
[tweet: 1626660934331555847, from: @jonatha55895238 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:12:43 (HIGH,0,,,17) Why did shwarber bunt]
[tweet: 1626665260076654597, from: @724velb (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:29:54 (HIGH,0,,,15) Kicking ass and chewing bubble gum but they are all out of bubble gum]
[tweet: 1626688517622341633, from: @bigworm2574 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:02:19 (HIGH,0,,,3) “Damn, can you believe how good the Astros were in the World Series?”]
[tweet: 1626672800072097811, from: @rewind294 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:59:52 (HIGH,0,,,10) Waffles]
[tweet: 1626658349302308907, from: @jemimalives (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:02:26 (HIGH,,1,,45) Young guys in their 20's? It's obvious they are talking about women.]
[tweet: 1626660605833666562, from: @joeweiss114 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:11:24 (HIGH,0,,,23) Titties and beer]
[tweet: 1626661894848143365, from: @armondcap (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:16:32 (HIGH,0,,,21) The big hole in Bohm’s pants]
[tweet: 1626666435543015425, from: @m_donaher (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:34:34 (HIGH,1,2,1,32) Being awesome]
[tweet: 1626659355067138048, from: @opd9300 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:06:26 (HIGH,1,3,1,304) how they will win the World Series and NL East this year, nothing else]
[tweet: 1626667536593944577, from: @stroheckermf (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:38:57 (HIGH,1,2,1,32) It is pretty cool we get to play baseball and they pay us]
[tweet: 1626660254254616577, from: @ilovethe76ers (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:10:01 (HIGH,1,2,1,51) me]
[tweet: 1626660666210910208, from: @treasturner (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:11:39 (HIGH,,1,1,63) trea]
[tweet: 1626668380458565632, from: @stacynicole__ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:42:18 (HIGH,1,2,1,58) Walk on song choices]
[tweet: 1626657885949157382, from: @chrischase_espn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:00:36 (HIGH,1,2,1,451) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626658343665164303, from: @wizzwitt (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:02:25 (HIGH,1,2,1,38) Baseball]
[tweet: 1626668848165314578, from: @stinger_al (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:44:10 (LOW,0,,,8) The beer prices at CBP.]
[tweet: 1626659874137333772, from: @_clarkcunt (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:08:30 (LOW,0,,,12) How to secure 300M]
[tweet: 1626665991986900992, from: @duke215 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:32:49 (LOW,0,,,7) How there about to crush shit and shut idiots up]
[tweet: 1626657307500109840, from: @stevecasexx (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:18 (LOW,0,,,15) Bitches]
[tweet: 1626665974702215169, from: @dadbod4liife (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:32:45 (LOW,0,,,8) Boobs]
[tweet: 1626670772197416989, from: @papa_____john (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:51:48 (LOW,0,,,20) Pussy]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626657185613889536, from: @padsplswin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:49 (ABUSIVE,0,,,31) trea is a speed merchant]
[tweet: 1626657146757840896, from: @padsplswin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:40 (ABUSIVE,0,,,35) the padres own the phillies]
[tweet: 1626657121294254080, from: @padsplswin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:34 (ABUSIVE,0,,,33) the padres owning them]
[tweet: 1626657200428183553, from: @padsplswin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:57:53 (ABUSIVE,0,,,28) wheres harper?]
[tweet: 1626666277799444480, from: @bigfartsdude420 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:33:57 (ABUSIVE,0,,,9) what kind of capri sun they like]
[tweet: 1626682542974976000, from: @karen5ye68 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:38:35 (ABUSIVE,0,,,1) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626657329016889366, from: @danstupart4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:58:23 (ABUSIVE,0,,,31) All the stupid tweets they see from other teams fans under these posts]

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Frenchie’s
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L.A
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"so listen unfortunately ur a little too old to join the daycare. doesn't mean we can't all be friends though"
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They’re recruiting the fastest player for the post game interview water attack
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this would be a very important conversation
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Whether the Cheesesteak or the Roast Pork is the better Philadelphia sandwich
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Talking about Why Elaine Brody decided to move to the Bahamas when she felt a Shark was stalking her… instead of a place that’s not surrounded by water in Jaws 4.
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Definitely talking about the chaos that will be opening day/home opener when Trea hits a leadoff home run
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PHILLIES MISFORTUNE , then EAGLES MISFORTUNE……. & how something can disappear right before your eyes. & like BIBBIE SMALL sung,… “it was all a dream  “
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How they all thought that was Bryce Harper in the cage behind them before realizing it’s just Brandon Marsh and his huge head
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Probably talking about the retirement home the Mets created
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Awful Turf conditions at the Super Bowl costing the Eagles
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I think it’s “Catellanos has to be out of the doghouse now after that performance by Gannon and his D, right?”
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“Turner, who do you think has the best hair ? It’s definitely Bohm”
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Remember when we didn’t have the best shortstop in the league and still went to the World Series
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"Can you believe Jonathan Gannon calls his worst defensive game of the year in the Superbowl and parlays it into a head coaching job 2 days later?"

"Wild times, man. Wild times."
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The Braves upcoming 6th straight division title
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They’re saying man it must suck to be a Philadelphia fan and lose every championship
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Even though Bradberry technically held JuJu it shouldn't have been a penalty at that point in the game
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we just know there will be many opinions and heated discussions about this
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Baseball 
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@Phillies The phillies open up Spring training action tomorrow in a split squad game against both the Yankees and the Tigers Then play the Minnesota Twins on Sunday.
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Their favorite flavor of sunflower seeds.
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I can’t believe KFC is getting rid of popcorn chicken
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How they are gonna be World Series champions by mid November
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What kind of beer to spray for the playoff clinch celebration
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“Bohm when you touch that ball please do me a favor and just throw it normally”
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“We’re going to be the best infield of all time”
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And then we won 111 games and got bounced in the divisional round
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How many bombs they're going to collectively hit this year
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And then gabe said we were bringing out the curveball machine!! Lol
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how all 3 are gonna hit 320 this year and each take home a silver slugger
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Who's catching Bryce Harper tonight in the mens locker room back stall.
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"I cant believe that Gannon couldn't get one second half stop".
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Candlesticks.
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"How many Schwarbombs could a Schwarbomb hit if a Schwarber could Schwarb bombs?"
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Baseball?
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how they will win the World Series and NL East this year, nothing else
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“So I met this really cute chick ___” 

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[tweet: 1626597823960748034, from: @honestphilyfan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:01:56 (HIGH,0,,,142) so happy they’re back]
[tweet: 1626593144790990849, from: @bryceinhisveins (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:43:21 (HIGH,,27,,927) So hyped. Waking up the last 2 days to these 2 extensions is awesome. Love these guys.   Now we all know there’s 1 more extension we need to get done…. C’mon phils]
[tweet: 1626597744390594561, from: @wedickdown (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:01:37 (HIGH,,1,,120) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626603584732233730, from: @2008philz (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:24:50 (HIGH,,47,1,3259) Strike one strike two & good luck]
[tweet: 1626675412729225218, from: @travelwdavdave (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 12:10:15 (HIGH,,2,,25) They won’t need it This team all around looks good I believe Rhys is the key for the offense He NEEDS to have a very productive year  300 ish batting]
[tweet: 1626615583344144386, from: @thespaceymama (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:12:30 (HIGH,0,,,89) bringing the heat to florida]
[tweet: 1626634077028614152, from: @crynn04 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:26:00 (HIGH,0,,,100) im on a low i need spring training content phillies urgent]
[tweet: 1626593599982014464, from: @d_d_dio (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:45:09 (HIGH,,1,,270) Glad they both still have the P on their cap]
[tweet: 1626616049004351488, from: @rangehersuarez (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:14:21 (HIGH,0,,,69) Two very good throwers of baseballs :) now where is Ranger]
[tweet: 1626592956592562176, from: @shaun_nestor (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:36 (HIGH,,1,,592) Only the best of heat and the best of content]
[tweet: 1626594580140535809, from: @jdomino79 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:49:03 (HIGH,,1,,219) Can we see gregory soto?]
[tweet: 1626593020111110150, from: @sixersandrew (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:51 (HIGH,,1,1,472) Seranthony closer time]
[tweet: 1626594767877578761, from: @ceedy_szn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:49:47 (HIGH,0,,,88) We can let Soto close or setup. José will play any inning we need him to and probably same with Seranthony, Rob wants that versatility]
[tweet: 1626593358914412546, from: @bannedkingjolly (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:44:12 (HIGH,,4,,433) The Dominican flamethrowers arrive]
[tweet: 1626593025291063298, from: @opd9300 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:52 (HIGH,0,,,216) Studs.]
[tweet: 1626596644174323714, from: @derek9306 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:57:15 (HIGH,,9,,328) 2 flamethrowers who just got paid]
[tweet: 1626595009100414978, from: @wikipodia (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:50:45 (HIGH,0,,,141) So handsome those two!]
[tweet: 1626592875629912064, from: @alecbohmlover2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:16 (HIGH,,1,,367) my saviors]
[tweet: 1626594391052947457, from: @hooverbrennen (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:48:18 (HIGH,,9,,453) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626592937902751748, from: @letzgophils (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:31 (HIGH,,6,,472) Extended gang]
[tweet: 1626593260964839427, from: @projectbaby215 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:43:48 (HIGH,,3,,380) we are loaded holy shit]
[tweet: 1626593095067508740, from: @cameron47244146 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:43:09 (HIGH,,3,,223) extend aaron]
[tweet: 1626614141505896451, from: @eaglesfanonly (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:06:47 (HIGH,0,,,80) Tu sabeee]
[tweet: 1626613882394644480, from: @cornrelish1600 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:05:45 (HIGH,,1,,45) Duo]
[tweet: 1626652448369565696, from: @cay_dream (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:39:00 (HIGH,0,,,24) Latinos represent!]
[tweet: 1626593027346305030, from: @shlopbob (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:53 (HIGH,0,,,196) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626592911604486146, from: @makkariswift (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:25 (HIGH,0,,,220) ABSOLUTE STUDS]
[tweet: 1626634857219489814, from: @noelpollard69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:29:06 (HIGH,0,,,33) Phillies forever]
[tweet: 1626613440243433475, from: @njdmorgan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:03:59 (HIGH,0,,,61) real]
[tweet: 1626593138113667072, from: @ybisbetterifear (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:43:19 (HIGH,,,1,156) Cringe]
[tweet: 1626604686995226624, from: @crynn04 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:29:12 (HIGH,0,,,22) say something when you guys can get trout to a world series lol]
[tweet: 1626595067938115591, from: @mel_nat (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:50:59 (HIGH,,1,,86) I just found it 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 love it http://Anyimage.io/sf04di]
[tweet: 1626592996157456386, from: @kodyzeigler1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:45 (HIGH,,3,1,245) A cpl flame throwers are here to stay]
[tweet: 1626603656308002817, from: @armondcap (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:25:07 (LOW,0,,,20) Can’t wait for the season to start]
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[tweet: 1626593553286860800, from: @glennmcdonald0w (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:44:58 (ABUSIVE,0,,,24) I’m a Powerball lottery winner that has battled credit card debt in the past , i know the pains of living through debt and I’m here to help you pay your debt, Send a dm if you need this help]

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So hyped. Waking up the last 2 days to these 2 extensions is awesome. Love these guys. 

Now we all know there’s 1 more extension we need to get done…. C’mon phils
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2 flamethrowers who just got paid
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A cpl flame throwers are here to stay 
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I’m a Powerball lottery winner that has battled credit card debt in the past , i know the pains of living through debt and I’m here to help you pay your debt, Send a dm if you need this help
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They won’t need it This team all around looks good I believe Rhys is the key for the offense He NEEDS to have a very productive year  300 ish batting
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We can let Soto close or setup. José will play any inning we need him to and probably same with Seranthony, Rob wants that versatility
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The Dominican flamethrowers arrive
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Strike one strike two & good luck
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Latinos represent!
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Only the best of heat and the best of content 
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Two very good throwers of baseballs :) now where is Ranger
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Glad they both still have the P on their cap
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say something when you guys can get trout to a world series lol
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Seranthony closer time
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im on a low i need spring training content phillies urgent
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I just found it 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 love it http://Anyimage.io/sf04di
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Phillies forever 
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Extended gang
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Can’t wait for the season to start
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extend aaron
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Cringe
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my saviors
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we are loaded holy shit
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ABSOLUTE STUDS
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Studs.
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Can we see gregory soto?
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So handsome those two!
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bringing the heat to florida
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real
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so happy they’re back
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Duo 
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Tu sabeee
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[tweet: 1626672260227424260, from: @jawnkruk215 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:57:43 (HIGH,,1,,115) The back end of our bullpen is secure for the foreseeable future and I'm all for it. Let's Go! #RingTheBell]
[tweet: 1626614642846867460, from: @astrosfansuk (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:08:46 (HIGH,1,131,6,2541) Thank goodness for that!]
[tweet: 1626633722484097057, from: @matt12r (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:24:35 (HIGH,0,,,207) Only Astros fans post the homer.]
[tweet: 1626616295914369026, from: @domingojnuez1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:15:20 (HIGH,0,,,85) Let's go Phils!!!]
[tweet: 1626591075354972166, from: @ladamata (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:35:07 (HIGH,0,,,262) Yordan approves]
[tweet: 1626613411563077634, from: @soundz_3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:03:52 (HIGH,0,,,117) We love to see it]
[tweet: 1626582388460638217, from: @dingersliss (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:36 (HIGH,,18,,1301) Incoming Astros/Braves/Mets fans posting the Alvarez homer.]
[tweet: 1626582625858252804, from: @ceedy_szn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:01:33 (HIGH,,8,,332) And Padres fans too cause they think they’re better]
[tweet: 1626583030776344590, from: @gi4classified (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:03:09 (HIGH,1,30,,1590) Les go!]
[tweet: 1626648488896303121, from: @cossmancole (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:23:16 (HIGH,0,,,104) resign nola and you will earn my trust back(pitching wise)]
[tweet: 1626582413785829380, from: @phillytraphouse (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:42 (HIGH,,2,,515) Dom rn]
[tweet: 1626641400598077440, from: @noahhh___08 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:55:06 (HIGH,,1,,127) Yordan Alvarez right now:]
[tweet: 1626592394669076484, from: @d_d_dio (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:40:22 (HIGH,0,,,132) Huge]
[tweet: 1626582476247416832, from: @suhhh_kiiid (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:57 (HIGH,,29,1,1852) This team has an unbelievable core for the next 3 years.]
[tweet: 1626582821602222083, from: @bootylicious422 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:02:19 (HIGH,,8,1,342) I miss jean already]
[tweet: 1626582374908833796, from: @joeperri123 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:33 (HIGH,,11,,1034) An Aaron Nola extension announcement would be great.]
[tweet: 1626629520684875800, from: @pcs0728 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:07:53 (HIGH,0,,,61) Work on not throwing it right down the middle thigh high]
[tweet: 1626645874330767372, from: @coach_whacko (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:12:52 (HIGH,,1,,86) I hope we extended the Alvarado of 2022's 2nd half, and not the postseason Alvarado. That guy sucked!]
[tweet: 1626582292910182401, from: @arcainiluke (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:13 (HIGH,1,2,,906) Let Dombo cook]
[tweet: 1626583138901331968, from: @ty_wolfel (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:03:35 (HIGH,,13,,1302) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626598265872601089, from: @phillies_muse (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:03:41 (HIGH,,53,1,3456) Greatest offseason in Phillies history]
[tweet: 1626598351721598977, from: @mookey (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:04:02 (HIGH,,1,,233) it has to be]
[tweet: 1626585809532092417, from: @jlipscomb53102 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:14:12 (HIGH,,3,,433) aaron nola tomorrow]
[tweet: 1626584759177732099, from: @stephen_cap2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:10:01 (HIGH,,1,,526) DAVE IS A DAWG]
[tweet: 1626588905125580801, from: @evankirschner (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:26:30 (HIGH,,1,,374) Announce Nola]
[tweet: 1626629810641305613, from: @astrostroll (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:09:02 (HIGH,0,,,133) Love it  https://mobile.twitter.com/astros/status/1587985096711233539/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1587985096711233539&currentTweetUser=astros…]
[tweet: 1626664811638448136, from: @derreh1967 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:28:07 (HIGH,0,,,28) This guy does not deserve the Jose song.]
[tweet: 1626583001906958337, from: @brianlist27 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:03:02 (HIGH,,2,,377) DAVE IS COOKING]
[tweet: 1626666298284421122, from: @jack_henson323 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:34:02 (HIGH,0,,,41) Jose alvarado better]
[tweet: 1626586612661641225, from: @imtherealgo (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:17:23 (HIGH,0,,,216) DOMBO MASTERCLASS]
[tweet: 1626583267490304006, from: @phaithful1423 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:04:06 (HIGH,,4,,609) MY KINGGG]
[tweet: 1626583450122866689, from: @moistoasty (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:04:49 (HIGH,0,,,366) Get Nola and we are set for 3 years]
[tweet: 1626583551314624512, from: @derek9306 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:05:13 (HIGH,,16,,891) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626582731529519108, from: @nickdan2726 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:01:58 (HIGH,0,,,417) Aquí vamos!!!  #RingTheBell #Campanazo]
[tweet: 1626582314854789120, from: @lukatroncic23 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:18 (HIGH,,37,,1068) strike 1, strike 2, good luck]
[tweet: 1626646720862994432, from: @12713399hou (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:16:14 (HIGH,,1,,21) Yordan Alvarez]
[tweet: 1626641350161465344, from: @amaiorino (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:54:54 (HIGH,0,,,47) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626629662381158401, from: @phandemickrew (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:08:27 (HIGH,,1,,838) @PhandemicOscar uncle]
[tweet: 1626584264954478593, from: @nor_rebew (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:08:03 (HIGH,0,,,251) José José]
[tweet: 1626582349101297665, from: @bellsmasherspod (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:27 (HIGH,,4,,740) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626593080332931075, from: @paul_masi (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:43:05 (HIGH,0,,,193) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626582448632111110, from: @gina_mariee_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:50 (HIGH,,2,1,784) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626582583109910530, from: @ronnoeljr2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:01:22 (HIGH,,1,,95) Good morning Gina Marie]
[tweet: 1626584379249299465, from: @therealjs__ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:08:31 (HIGH,0,,,159) Lfg]
[tweet: 1626586389826666500, from: @mainlyphilly (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:16:30 (HIGH,,3,,340) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626583271797850117, from: @philly_bul215 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:04:07 (HIGH,0,,,387) W]
[tweet: 1626597988268412929, from: @ratiodbytrey (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:02:35 (HIGH,0,,,81) W]
[tweet: 1626601082079129600, from: @whodatrebs420 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:14:53 (HIGH,0,,,108) Do Nola]
[tweet: 1626583784111087616, from: @therodster14 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:06:09 (HIGH,,2,,422) 99-100 mph every time, and gets rocked just about every time...]
[tweet: 1626584443917078530, from: @brookied820 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:08:46 (HIGH,0,,,101) Redskins fan says what?]
[tweet: 1626582639074500617, from: @malikapplewhite (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:01:36 (HIGH,,1,,329) @_riq14]
[tweet: 1626589508878893063, from: @rangehersuarez (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:28:54 (HIGH,,1,1,227) @Radish1555 LETS GOO]
[tweet: 1626589938337845252, from: @radish1555 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:30:36 (HIGH,0,,,60) LETS FUCKING GO]
[tweet: 1626584459335315462, from: @heinly_paul (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:08:50 (HIGH,0,,,119) W]
[tweet: 1626641400547745794, from: @danielm49452560 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:55:06 (HIGH,0,,,29) Jose can you see by the dawns early light.]
[tweet: 1626615600205164545, from: @leftytravis (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:12:34 (HIGH,,6,,121) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626624167318519840, from: @daddymarte6 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:46:37 (HIGH,,1,,57) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626635436054437888, from: @yoongitheistt (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:31:24 (HIGH,0,,,34) Phillies forever]
[tweet: 1626590390144090112, from: @ajisubekti (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:32:24 (HIGH,,1,,86) I just found it 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 love it http://Anyimage.io/sf04di]
[tweet: 1626639722213699584, from: @jonatha55895238 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:48:25 (LOW,0,,,15) [empty]]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626593649571303426, from: @blklarrydavid (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:45:21 (ABUSIVE,0,,,14) Rocket back…big W]
[tweet: 1626593412991578116, from: @bobbuttons117 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:44:24 (ABUSIVE,0,,,142) Phillies are green now]
[tweet: 1626583549561421824, from: @pickettsburghkp (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:05:13 (ABUSIVE,,,1,45) Frauds  Contenders  All star lineup  Finished  Mid]
[tweet: 1626597276285304832, from: @phillyguy2755 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:59:46 (ABUSIVE,0,,,12) Where are the Pirates going? NOWHERE. Your organization is so desperate to get fans in seats, they resigned a washed up McCutchen.]
[tweet: 1626586820430696449, from: @jstrickland12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:18:13 (ABUSIVE,0,,,34) http://youtu.be/zi8CWiPl6JA Why Erik Swanson will be huge for the Jays bullpen and will create a 1-2 punch with Romano that Toronto has not had since the 90s]

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Incoming Astros/Braves/Mets fans posting the Alvarez homer.
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This team has an unbelievable core for the next 3 years.
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An Aaron Nola extension announcement would be great.
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Where are the Pirates going? NOWHERE. Your organization is so desperate to get fans in seats, they resigned a washed up McCutchen. 
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strike 1, strike 2, good luck
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Frauds 
Contenders 
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Mid
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The back end of our bullpen is secure for the foreseeable future and I'm all for it. Let's Go! #RingTheBell
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And Padres fans too cause they think they’re better
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Greatest offseason in Phillies history
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I hope we extended the Alvarado of 2022's 2nd half, and not the postseason Alvarado. That guy sucked!
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http://youtu.be/zi8CWiPl6JA
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99-100 mph every time, and gets rocked just about every time...
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Aquí vamos!!!  #RingTheBell #Campanazo
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Work on not throwing it right down the middle thigh high
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Thank goodness for that! 
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resign nola and you will earn my trust back(pitching wise)
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Phillies forever 
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aaron nola tomorrow
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Get Nola and we are set for 3 years
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I just found it 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 love it http://Anyimage.io/sf04di
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Only Astros fans post the homer.
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Yordan approves
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Yordan Alvarez
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This guy does not deserve the Jose song.
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Jose can you see by the dawns early light.
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I miss jean already
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Les go!
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José José
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Let Dombo cook
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Jose alvarado better
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Yordan Alvarez right now:
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Announce Nola
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Good morning Gina Marie
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DOMBO MASTERCLASS
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Dom rn
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Redskins fan says what?
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 @_riq14
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Phillies are green now 
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@PhandemicOscar uncle
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Rocket back…big W
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Huge 
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DAVE IS COOKING
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Lfg
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it has to be
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MY KINGGG
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Let's go Phils!!! 
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Do Nola
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We love to see it 
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Love it

https://mobile.twitter.com/astros/status/1587985096711233539/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1587985096711233539¤tTweetUser=astros…
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@Radish1555 LETS GOO
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LETS FUCKING GO
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DAVE IS A DAWG
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W
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W
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W
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_sourcetweets=
[tweet: 1626631534500364288, from: @transomme (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:15:53 (HIGH,0,,,40) Keeping the Core intact. Well done, Philadelphia Phillies.]
[tweet: 1626580228385677316, from: @patrick_quinn31 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:52:01 (HIGH,1,10,17,2944) I guess giving up bombs to blow the season is worth the extension]
[tweet: 1626594089599926276, from: @jmcveigh25 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:47:06 (HIGH,,13,1,288) Go win another April chip]
[tweet: 1626581634555207680, from: @frankfran29 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:57:36 (HIGH,0,,,536) My lord. Phils reaching unthinkable spring training vibes levels.]
[tweet: 1626580882915196928, from: @bolbster43 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:54:37 (HIGH,1,55,,2682) dombrowski giving out extensions (please extend nola)]
[tweet: 1626601038840217602, from: @novabutsports (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:14:43 (HIGH,0,,,73) Common Phillies W]
[tweet: 1626581913283727370, from: @unclehorndawg (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:58:43 (HIGH,0,,,733) he is definitely a different pitcher with this new Cutter he's been throwing. But he still is too inaccurate around the K Zone. His 100 mph is one of the least controlled in baseball. Imo, he's a liability to put runners on.]
[tweet: 1626583494968365056, from: @phinphan1972 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:05:00 (HIGH,,1,,294) LFG now is Nola’s turn]
[tweet: 1626580233599197188, from: @nickdan2726 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:52:02 (HIGH,0,,,476) Let’s goooo!!  So looking forward to this season!!!  #RingTheBell #Campanazo]
[tweet: 1626580028082520067, from: @designmlb (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:13 (HIGH,0,,,1224) Did they sign this ratio?]
[tweet: 1626598732816084996, from: @sportsskeptics (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:05:33 (HIGH,0,,,68) I guess not]
[tweet: 1626580047523106817, from: @thatsistokid (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:18 (HIGH,,1,,776) This is a good birthday gift]
[tweet: 1626589572695195650, from: @shlopbob (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:29:09 (HIGH,0,,,179) Feels so weird for the Phillies to be doing the right thing. I’m so happy]
[tweet: 1626581880631095302, from: @smeezsoup (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:58:35 (HIGH,,22,,1117) Nola next]
[tweet: 1626580586201755648, from: @phaithful1423 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:53:26 (HIGH,,13,,948) Nola Next]
[tweet: 1626580025943236608, from: @zachzeaman (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:13 (HIGH,,27,1,2501) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626580149276909569, from: @al15al15 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:42 (HIGH,,1,,431) Lemme talk to ya]
[tweet: 1626579960545812480, from: @andrewphillyfan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:50:57 (HIGH,,4,,612) NOLA NEXT PLEASE BUT GREAT JOB]
[tweet: 1626580860375031809, from: @hurtstodevonta (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:54:32 (HIGH,0,,,98) NOW EXTEND NOLA]
[tweet: 1626580017575784449, from: @phillies2008w (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:11 (HIGH,,27,,1519) LETS GOOOOO]
[tweet: 1626585166524317709, from: @ddreamz__ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:11:38 (HIGH,0,,,117) Thank god]
[tweet: 1626581891045560320, from: @michellem1684 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:58:37 (HIGH,0,,,221) Nola and Hoskins turn! Let’s go]
[tweet: 1626618500444815361, from: @c3dric04 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:24:06 (HIGH,,2,,66) Nola’s time is now]
[tweet: 1626580173125558272, from: @philliesphan001 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:48 (HIGH,0,,,126) Daddy Dombrowski!!!]
[tweet: 1626582638399217668, from: @fureytim (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:01:36 (HIGH,,2,,280) Keep the good news coming]
[tweet: 1626583162020319232, from: @vallango_5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:03:40 (HIGH,0,,,196) Sign Aaron to a 7 year deal so I won’t be depressed]
[tweet: 1626583563239030784, from: @suhhh_kiiid (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:05:16 (HIGH,,34,,1160) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626580591272693760, from: @philliesnatio11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:53:28 (HIGH,,2,,443) Let’s gooooo]
[tweet: 1626580180478349315, from: @tndo_bd (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:50 (HIGH,,1,,981) Good job! Now announce Nola extended through 2026 with a player option for 2027]
[tweet: 1626581226919264256, from: @suhhh_kiiid (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:55:59 (HIGH,,30,1,1253) LETS GOOOOO!!!!  2 down, 1 to go]
[tweet: 1626603154891481089, from: @dingersliss (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:23:07 (HIGH,0,,,61) Bailey Falter extension .]
[tweet: 1626579961686401024, from: @joey_cavallero (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:50:57 (HIGH,,3,1,723) HAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE RUNNING IT BACK ALL THE WAY]
[tweet: 1626581161765113858, from: @sixersandrew (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:55:44 (HIGH,,6,1,548) now do Nola please]
[tweet: 1626579990157611009, from: @lukatroncic23 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:04 (HIGH,,35,1,695) ser and alvy for the next 3 years]
[tweet: 1626581953012199432, from: @ceedy_szn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:58:52 (HIGH,,1,,40) SOTO IS AMAZING TOO]
[tweet: 1626581790491316230, from: @ty_wolfel (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:58:13 (HIGH,,11,,630) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626582273289252868, from: @the_jangjirai (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:09 (HIGH,,33,,1442) JOSEEEEEEEEEE JOSE JOSE JOSE]
[tweet: 1626580254570733571, from: @rileyy_adamss (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:52:07 (HIGH,,1,,241) TURN UPPPP]
[tweet: 1626580046407237632, from: @philsangerme (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:18 (HIGH,,2,,228) LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]
[tweet: 1626646928040595467, from: @jerseygirl1961 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:17:03 (HIGH,0,,,12) #ExtendNola]
[tweet: 1626579932154564608, from: @zachzeaman (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:50:50 (HIGH,,3,,609) Another Dave W]
[tweet: 1626579968586297344, from: @719_dc3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:50:59 (HIGH,0,,,313) Strike one]
[tweet: 1626627485444997123, from: @apenas_hugo (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:59:48 (HIGH,0,,,29) NICE! Now extend Nola e let's get our rings.]
[tweet: 1626580430555353088, from: @blakeifox (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:52:49 (HIGH,0,,,156) Dave is COOKING!]
[tweet: 1626580003889750018, from: @laurazdg_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:07 (HIGH,0,,,226) nola next]
[tweet: 1626580494476316672, from: @mopupking1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:53:04 (HIGH,,1,,112) Sign Aaron]
[tweet: 1626579975464706048, from: @hurtsfor6 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:01 (HIGH,,1,,554) Another Common Dave W]
[tweet: 1626579941541158914, from: @kendrickhuston (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:50:53 (HIGH,,1,,208) W]
[tweet: 1626597676862287872, from: @kelsey_navarro4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:01:21 (HIGH,0,,,68) JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE]
[tweet: 1626579934234791937, from: @letzgophils (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:50:51 (HIGH,,2,,150) BANG]
[tweet: 1626580443113091072, from: @kdavis2002 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:52:52 (HIGH,0,,,145) WWW]
[tweet: 1626580670830067712, from: @kaitlynoverall (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:53:46 (HIGH,,1,,331) W]
[tweet: 1626592313656115201, from: @pacersgoat (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:40:02 (HIGH,,,1,121) Pelicans legend]
[tweet: 1626592692766670857, from: @ceedy_szn (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:41:33 (HIGH,,1,1,104) José coming to beat up Jose]
[tweet: 1626581668122267648, from: @opd9300 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:57:44 (HIGH,0,,,124) YESSS]
[tweet: 1626597896316678147, from: @bentarzy (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:02:13 (HIGH,0,,,23) RAHHHHH]
[tweet: 1626586728470577153, from: @cookiesmedia1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:17:51 (HIGH,0,,,47) SIGN NOLA]
[tweet: 1626580683325075458, from: @derek9306 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:53:49 (HIGH,,2,,268) LETS GOOOOOOO]
[tweet: 1626584238580695040, from: @alecbohmlover2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:07:57 (HIGH,0,,,86) dub]
[tweet: 1626581240437686276, from: @theemersond1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:56:02 (HIGH,,6,,654) W]
[tweet: 1626580222077288448, from: @ryner7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:59 (HIGH,0,,,79) yesssss]
[tweet: 1626579946742198272, from: @mmachad1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:50:54 (HIGH,,1,,218) YUHHHHHHHHHHH]
[tweet: 1626600994451726336, from: @philliesplzwin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:14:32 (HIGH,0,,,47) wowwwww]
[tweet: 1626580067940810752, from: @realmut0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:23 (HIGH,0,,,118) RAHHH]
[tweet: 1626582990200655873, from: @signjt4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:02:59 (HIGH,,1,,179) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626581113446752258, from: @gina_mariee_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:55:32 (HIGH,,1,,483) W]
[tweet: 1626584799556292612, from: @elianadivakarr (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:10:11 (HIGH,0,,,193) L]
[tweet: 1626581930614624261, from: @theebrandonb (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:58:47 (HIGH,0,,,118) Nola?]
[tweet: 1626617730639237121, from: @juancar82924682 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:21:02 (HIGH,0,,,14) Yikes …]
[tweet: 1626579972763811854, from: @bbsports_sully (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:00 (HIGH,,7,,538) LETS GOOOOOO]
[tweet: 1626613660817793024, from: @njdevils2021 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:04:52 (HIGH,1,,,167) Nola]
[tweet: 1626587911444660233, from: @sixersoctavian (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:22:33 (HIGH,0,,,127) Aaron Nola next]
[tweet: 1626580835922223110, from: @gumballtj3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:54:26 (HIGH,0,,,54) Nola next!!!!!]
[tweet: 1626613533440892929, from: @njdmorgan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:04:22 (HIGH,0,,,60) nola next nola next]
[tweet: 1626579983773896706, from: @bohmburner (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:03 (HIGH,,5,,278) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626611615364775938, from: @spiderswife1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:56:44 (HIGH,0,,,9) What about Nola?????!]
[tweet: 1626580388981387264, from: @chasekemm (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:52:39 (HIGH,1,2,,104) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626643231910907905, from: @sixers_got_next (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:02:22 (HIGH,0,,,64) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626579942078091265, from: @ybisbetterifear (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:50:53 (HIGH,,1,,472) He’s so overrated]
[tweet: 1626579997359230978, from: @mmachad1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:51:06 (HIGH,,14,,110) Notis on btw]
[tweet: 1626583535195930634, from: @kyleken3282906 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:05:09 (LOW,0,,,28) do it]
[tweet: 1626586005162831876, from: @kgallagher_mma (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:14:58 (LOW,,,1,32) Terrible. Absolutely fucking terrible. Love having a guy that blew the fuckin World Series for us.]
[tweet: 1626594642199470080, from: @matthew58209238 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:49:18 (LOW,0,,,20) The offense blew the World Series for us bud. Don’t forget when he gave up that homerun we had already let out 2-1 lead slip to 3-2 Astros]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626586066231906306, from: @chal_toh_be (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:15:13 (ABUSIVE,0,,,3) Run them up asap!!! Group running with good hitsNBA, NHL, MLB, Tennis, Soccer etcsend an inbox if interested]

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dombrowski giving out extensions (please extend nola)
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he is definitely a different pitcher with this new Cutter he's been throwing. But he still is too inaccurate around the K Zone. His 100 mph is one of the least controlled in baseball. Imo, he's a liability to put runners on.
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I guess giving up bombs to blow the season is worth the extension
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Let’s goooo!!  So looking forward to this season!!!  #RingTheBell #Campanazo
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Terrible. Absolutely fucking terrible. Love having a guy that blew the fuckin World Series for us.
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ser and alvy for the next 3 years
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Good job! Now announce Nola extended through 2026 with a player option for 2027
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My lord. Phils reaching unthinkable spring training vibes levels.
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LETS GOOOOO!!!!

2 down, 1 to go 
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Keeping the Core intact. Well done, Philadelphia Phillies.
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Run them up asap!!! Group running with good hitsNBA, NHL, MLB, Tennis, Soccer etcsend an inbox if interested
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The offense blew the World Series for us bud. Don’t forget when he gave up that homerun we had already let out 2-1 lead slip to 3-2 Astros
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HAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE RUNNING IT BACK ALL THE WAY
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Feels so weird for the Phillies to be doing the right thing. I’m so happy
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Sign Aaron to a 7 year deal so I won’t be depressed
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José coming to beat up Jose
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This is a good birthday gift
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Pelicans legend
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NICE! Now extend Nola e let's get our rings.
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Nola and Hoskins turn! Let’s go
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He’s so overrated 
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Another Dave W
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NOLA NEXT PLEASE BUT GREAT JOB
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Go win another April chip
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Bailey Falter extension .
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Notis on btw
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Nola next
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Another Common Dave W
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Nola Next 
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Daddy Dombrowski!!!
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YUHHHHHHHHHHH
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now do Nola please
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Sign Aaron
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 yesssss
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JOSEEEEEEEEEE JOSE JOSE JOSE
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Let’s gooooo
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Keep the good news coming
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JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
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Dave is COOKING!
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Did they sign this ratio?
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LETS GOOOOO
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Aaron Nola next
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Strike one
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wowwwww
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#ExtendNola
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Common Phillies W
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nola next 
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LETS GOOOOOO
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Nola next!!!!!
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Lemme talk to ya
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Yikes …
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Nola’s time is now
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LFG now is Nola’s turn
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Nola 
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What about Nola?????!
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nola next nola next
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Nola?
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Thank god
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LETS GOOOOOOO
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BANG
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SOTO IS AMAZING TOO
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NOW EXTEND NOLA
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RAHHHHH
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dub
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I guess not
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RAHHH
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do it
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TURN UPPPP
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W
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YESSS
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SIGN NOLA
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W
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WWW
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W
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W
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L
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[tweet: 1626370918485266434, from: @ilovethe76ers (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:18 (HIGH,0,,,162) THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOU]
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[tweet: 1626408602763247619, from: @12713399hou (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:30:02 (HIGH,0,,,21) Yordan bigger]
[tweet: 1626370961749512192, from: @heyltsmio (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:28 (HIGH,0,,,186) can you change your profile pic because every time you tweet i think it’s the eagles account and it makes me sad]
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[tweet: 1626370916082151424, from: @imbripayne (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:17 (HIGH,0,,,128) yes yes thanku]
[tweet: 1626370936038477829, from: @1dol4tr1n3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:22 (HIGH,0,,,116) THANK YOU]
[tweet: 1626370907441713153, from: @slippas3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:15 (HIGH,,1,,149) need more]
[tweet: 1626370916186726402, from: @makkariswift (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:17 (HIGH,0,,,124) oh my god thank you]
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[tweet: 1626370902202916864, from: @njdmorgan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:14 (HIGH,0,,,128) thank you]
[tweet: 1626370899044696066, from: @ybisbetterifear (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:13 (HIGH,,1,,159) The Astros own you]
[tweet: 1626371463002439686, from: @optimisticphis (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:02:27 (HIGH,,4,,58) I know an angels fan aint talking]
[tweet: 1626370903536816130, from: @b1kstxr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:14 (LOW,,1,,47) The city houston owns philly]
[tweet: 1626370868594020352, from: @b1kstxr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:06 (LOW,,1,,51) Astros own you]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626373328389668869, from: @rosyaaxi2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:09:52 (ABUSIVE,0,,,24) yeah i got you]
[tweet: 1626387929277911042, from: @crosado0601 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:07:53 (ABUSIVE,0,,,11) Anyone need this T-shirt? Just order here]

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can you change your profile pic because every time you tweet i think it’s the eagles account and it makes me sad
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I know an angels fan aint talking
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Brogdon doing his best Matt Carpenter impression
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Anyone need this T-shirt? Just order here
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here take this , appreciate u
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The city houston owns philly
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Astros own you
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The Astros own you
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need more
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Yordan bigger
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thank you
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yes yes thanku
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More…please
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oh my god thank you
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BOHM IS HUGE
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thank you for this
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I’ll be there in March!!
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yeah i got you 
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THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOU
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THANK YOU 
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[tweet: 1626344501538131970, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:15:19 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) cars, you better watch out]
[tweet: 1626344616176787456, from: @slippas3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:47 (HIGH,,1,1,702) can you guys finish spring training already?]
[tweet: 1626345859016278018, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:20:43 (HIGH,1,9,2,498) patience, we're just getting started. the season is not so far away]
[tweet: 1626649136983420928, from: @dmoore808 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:25:50 (HIGH,0,,,12) Just decided take Septa to CBP!]
[tweet: 1626345518522593286, from: @j_andress29 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:19:22 (HIGH,0,,,226) In play, broken window(s)]
[tweet: 1626395265283289090, from: @novabutsports (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:37:02 (HIGH,0,,,85) Trea is Vierling but in reverse]
[tweet: 1626438658743054337, from: @flautista21 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:29:28 (HIGH,,2,,99) Paraphrased from @masnKolko one year when Bryce was with the Nats: “If you parked in Lot 1, check your windshield, Harper just destroyed a baseball in your direction.”]
[tweet: 1626347336300363776, from: @phillylunatic (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:26:35 (HIGH,0,,,255) Lets start the season already]
[tweet: 1626442111376674816, from: @streets_sandy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:43:11 (HIGH,,2,,42) But does he have Car Shield]
[tweet: 1626344689161973761, from: @weatherwomanwku (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:16:04 (HIGH,0,,,324) you better not cry]
[tweet: 1626344579699036160, from: @notjayvivs (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:38 (HIGH,0,,,390) cars fear him]
[tweet: 1626402020990103554, from: @buttermilk67 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:03:53 (HIGH,0,,,48) Whose car did he hit?]
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[tweet: 1626345048890568705, from: @daina_91880 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:17:30 (HIGH,0,,,329) It’s been five minutes. Tell him to calm down]
[tweet: 1626344684846030850, from: @terrellsgoat (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:16:03 (HIGH,,1,,254) Cringe]
[tweet: 1626344587865296897, from: @tequilaoas (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:40 (LOW,0,,,67) I’d let him hit my car]

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Paraphrased from @masnKolko one year when Bryce was with the Nats: “If you parked in Lot 1, check your windshield, Harper just destroyed a baseball in your direction.”
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patience, we're just getting started. the season is not so far away
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can you guys finish spring training already?
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It’s been five minutes. Tell him to calm down
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But does he have Car Shield
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I’d let him hit my car
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Trea is Vierling but in reverse
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you better not cry
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cars, you better watch out
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Just decided take Septa to CBP!
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cars fear him
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Cringe
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Lets start the season already
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In play, broken window(s)
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Whose car did he hit?
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[tweet: 1626344501538131970, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 02:15:19 (HIGH,24,343,14,48644) cars, you better watch out]
[tweet: 1626603988077494273, from: @ruejovi (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:26:26 (HIGH,0,,,19) Sa wing baaaaater]
[tweet: 1626345644968255488, from: @phillies_muse (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:19:52 (HIGH,,45,,4363) Post Darick Hall]
[tweet: 1626404706070192133, from: @jeffpunnybone (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:14:33 (HIGH,,1,1,44) Where is Hall?]
[tweet: 1626371281636544512, from: @jsanpanfilo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:01:44 (HIGH,0,,,199) That’s a nice swing for sure.]
[tweet: 1626603921824182272, from: @mkett33 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:26:10 (HIGH,0,,,25) Say it right.... Clearwooder!]
[tweet: 1626345862967222273, from: @kostivalonbase (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:20:44 (HIGH,0,,,509) Let’s see Craig Kimbrel]
[tweet: 1626354188056727553, from: @harperisgoaded (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:53:49 (HIGH,0,,,401) Finally trea turner content]
[tweet: 1626354091201789952, from: @harperisgoaded (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:53:26 (HIGH,0,,,223) TREA TURNER]
[tweet: 1626362797809360896, from: @anothertosh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:28:02 (HIGH,0,,,131) Trea day baby!]
[tweet: 1626347311109373953, from: @rileyy_adamss (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:26:29 (HIGH,,23,,944) i still can’t believe he’s a Phillie]
[tweet: 1626579040772698121, from: @thatsistokid (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:47:18 (HIGH,0,,,216) Hello @Phillies is it possible that I can get a Rhys Hoskins quick birthday shout out? My name is Mike!]
[tweet: 1626345037016571906, from: @romulusinvictus (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:17:27 (HIGH,,4,,746) Seeing Trea with Rhys makes it feel even more real. There he is with Mr. Phillie]
[tweet: 1626366904024588290, from: @wesfromspace (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:44:21 (HIGH,0,,,127) I wish I could watch]
[tweet: 1626345397806419968, from: @matt12r (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:18:53 (HIGH,0,,,314) Swing batter batter!]
[tweet: 1626348336016941063, from: @devong975 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:30:34 (HIGH,,11,,2362) He was already a solid dude as-is, but taking BP in Top Tens is pretty cool]
[tweet: 1626344589899575299, from: @nickmazzzzz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:40 (HIGH,,5,,659) love seeing trea get along with the guys already]
[tweet: 1626377717728813058, from: @alpha__ytt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:27:19 (HIGH,1,2,,104) SWING]
[tweet: 1626410791044775938, from: @gtgarrity (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:38:44 (HIGH,0,,,108) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626348487901077507, from: @jpo___2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:31:10 (HIGH,0,,,248) I’m genuinely curious how he has as much power as he does.]
[tweet: 1626344698590777348, from: @shxftymaxey (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:16:06 (HIGH,,1,,338) Omg i love trea]
[tweet: 1626344771181576192, from: @sixersandrew (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:16:24 (HIGH,,2,,485) Where is Castellanos? He really needs those extra repair]
[tweet: 1626344628038279169, from: @xdame1k (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:50 (HIGH,0,,,402) this is what i needed in my life]
[tweet: 1626344534085976064, from: @m6xey (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:27 (HIGH,0,,,457) DKWKDLDLLCDLSLSLFLSLFLKDKSKAKDKSJKAJSJSJDKFLDLFLSK]
[tweet: 1626533493290291203, from: @zaire2lee (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 02:46:18 (HIGH,0,,,52) Bro got on TOP 10’s Hi  START THE SEASON ALREADY!!!]
[tweet: 1626383251492175875, from: @sciarrinomario (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:49:18 (HIGH,0,,,76) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626370741955354624, from: @chrismc65732296 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:59:36 (HIGH,0,,,75) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626344643741745154, from: @gizzy12gazza (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:53 (HIGH,0,,,395) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626344586103627777, from: @njdmorgan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:40 (HIGH,0,,,225) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626344550368247811, from: @terrellsgoat (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:31 (HIGH,,2,,428) Braves own you]
[tweet: 1626344799757381634, from: @njdmorgan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:16:30 (HIGH,,5,1,104) [empty]]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626345666766151681, from: @harlinnnaaa (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:19:57 (ABUSIVE,1,1,,66) Anyone need this T-shirt? Just order here]

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He was already a solid dude as-is, but taking BP in Top Tens is pretty cool
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cars, you better watch out
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Seeing Trea with Rhys makes it feel even more real. There he is with Mr. Phillie
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Where is Castellanos? He really needs those extra repair
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i still can’t believe he’s a Phillie
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love seeing trea get along with the guys already
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Anyone need this T-shirt? Just order here
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I’m genuinely curious how he has as much power as he does.
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Hello @Phillies is it possible that I can get a Rhys Hoskins quick birthday shout out? My name is Mike!
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Bro got on TOP 10’s Hi

START THE SEASON ALREADY!!!
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this is what i needed in my life
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Post Darick Hall
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Swing batter batter!
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That’s a nice swing for sure.
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Braves own you
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Say it right.... Clearwooder!
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Finally trea turner content
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Where is Hall?
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Let’s see Craig Kimbrel
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Omg i love trea
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Sa wing baaaaater
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Trea day baby!
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I wish I could watch
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SWING
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TREA TURNER
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[tweet: 1626318462824988674, from: @dylanpowermlb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:31:51 (HIGH,,18,1,1068) I will NEVER ever get sick of these kinda pics]
[tweet: 1626319092620705792, from: @phillies (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 12:34:21 (HIGH,,6,,851) relatable]
[tweet: 1626370575969951747, from: @johnmlester (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:58:56 (HIGH,0,,,46) Hittin season!]
[tweet: 1626641517644226566, from: @litlbuckets (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:55:34 (HIGH,,2,,65) I know JT and Stubbsy have to leave for WBC soon so…happy to toss the gear on in the meantime for y’all and let Andrew Painter rip my hand off. Also, can throw some zip lines down to Trea at short if he’s trying to get a new feel for the bigger bases.]
[tweet: 1626321790346711043, from: @rhyspiecesss (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:45:05 (HIGH,0,,,264) Got me in the lavender haze]
[tweet: 1626322062716305409, from: @montreal_hohhot (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:46:10 (HIGH,,5,1,351) Feelings…]
[tweet: 1626322250310754304, from: @bishop8687 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:46:54 (HIGH,0,,,73) So true]
[tweet: 1626320466133786624, from: @hockeyncoffee (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:39:49 (HIGH,,1,,305) JFC I wanna run through the Broad Street express seeing this!!!]
[tweet: 1626318464452292611, from: @nickc1fan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:31:52 (HIGH,1,5,,433) Phillies Admin, can I see pics of my guy Nick Castellanos]
[tweet: 1626319609228926979, from: @pobuka (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:36:25 (HIGH,,2,,287) Phillies  and  sunshine  pics  brightening  this  dreary  day  in  Pennsylvania]
[tweet: 1626319228415385602, from: @danstupart4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:34:54 (HIGH,0,,,207) Unfinished business]
[tweet: 1626318977818320897, from: @tanya_1123 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:33:54 (HIGH,,1,,195) Baseball My favorite Season]
[tweet: 1626383074702372865, from: @sciarrinomario (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:48:36 (HIGH,0,,,64) Beyond excited!!!]
[tweet: 1626320778114265089, from: @anothertosh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:41:03 (HIGH,,3,,204) Damn those first spring training pictures just hit different]
[tweet: 1626329825454481412, from: @9_jaker (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:17:00 (HIGH,0,,,60) Stubbs <3]
[tweet: 1626318737400815619, from: @slayway24 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:32:57 (HIGH,0,,,290) We need Rhys in the batting cage pics]
[tweet: 1626321423135346689, from: @m6xey (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:43:37 (HIGH,,3,,280) AAAAAALFFKSKFLsjdkwksfjwkdkwkdkwkskwkajqj]
[tweet: 1626413837925638145, from: @misslauralou17 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:50:50 (HIGH,0,,,43) Wooooo!!!]
[tweet: 1626318521440382976, from: @gina_mariee_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:32:05 (HIGH,,3,,583) I’m so excited, Phillies.]
[tweet: 1626319317825474563, from: @njdevils2021 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:35:15 (HIGH,,1,,165) i love these]
[tweet: 1626319957716832257, from: @politicalchicky (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:37:48 (HIGH,0,,,111) Isn’t it hot there? How come they’re in tights?]
[tweet: 1626318596811915265, from: @theblovebeat (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:32:23 (HIGH,,1,,201) i still can’t believe trea turner is a phillie]
[tweet: 1626318935791378432, from: @gtgarrity (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:33:44 (LOW,,,1,114) Trea Turner is a Phillie]
[tweet: 1626406567611441155, from: @threalpetemoore (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:21:57 (LOW,0,,,35) Baseball cannot be here soon enough.  The fan base and city needs it so badly.]
[tweet: 1626323643629281282, from: @kayleehig (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:52:26 (LOW,0,,,28) castellanos content pleaseee]
[tweet: 1626343318832533504, from: @rdv28 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:10:37 (LOW,0,,,32) Is that hoodie Schwarber is wearing for sale somewhere?…asking for a friend]
[tweet: 1626318423620820992, from: @b1kstxr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:31:42 (LOW,0,,,57) Can’t beat yordan tho]
[tweet: 1626318446630666242, from: @b1kstxr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:31:47 (LOW,,1,,60) All this to beat yordan]
[tweet: 1626318365718355969, from: @b1kstxr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:31:28 (LOW,0,,,68) Astros own you]
[tweet: 1626318387641999361, from: @b1kstxr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:31:33 (LOW,0,,,79) Jose Altuve fathers ur existence]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626321275785191427, from: @bobbuttons117 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:43:02 (ABUSIVE,0,,,110) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626337656920481794, from: @kylong100 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:48:07 (ABUSIVE,0,,,8) Anyone need this T-shirt? Just order here]

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I know JT and Stubbsy have to leave for WBC soon so…happy to toss the gear on in the meantime for y’all and let Andrew Painter rip my hand off. Also, can throw some zip lines down to Trea at short if he’s trying to get a new feel for the bigger bases.
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relatable
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Phillies Admin, can I see pics of my guy Nick Castellanos 
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I will NEVER ever get sick of these kinda pics
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Phillies  and  sunshine  pics  brightening  this  dreary  day  in  Pennsylvania
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Damn those first spring training pictures just hit different 
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Unfinished business
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Is that hoodie Schwarber is wearing for sale somewhere?…asking for a friend
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JFC I wanna run through the Broad Street express seeing this!!!
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Baseball cannot be here soon enough.  The fan base and city needs it so badly.
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i still can’t believe trea turner is a phillie
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Feelings…
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Anyone need this T-shirt? Just order here
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Got me in the lavender haze 
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castellanos content pleaseee
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We need Rhys in the batting cage pics
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Baseball My favorite Season
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Isn’t it hot there? How come they’re in tights?
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I’m so excited, Phillies.
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Jose Altuve fathers ur existence
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Trea Turner is a Phillie
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All this to beat yordan 
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Can’t beat yordan tho
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Hittin season!
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Beyond excited!!!
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Astros own you
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i love these
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Wooooo!!! 
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Stubbs <3
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So true
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