Search run analysis for @ken_rosenthal from Fri, February 17, 2023 at 11:49:05 -0800 (logged in)

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[tweet: 1626609274360143872, from: @chefjoeknows (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:47:26 (HIGH,,,1,120) I’m curious how many Latin players have interpreters?]
[tweet: 1626658463961997318, from: @jcmccaffrey (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 11:02:54 (HIGH,0,,,17) MLB teams are required to have Spanish interpreters so every team has one.]
[tweet: 1626597889488343044, from: @davidlemke15 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:02:12 (HIGH,0,,,989) That’s so awesome]
[tweet: 0, from: @wsj (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,29,23,,86993) Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.]
[tweet: 1626599721413517312, from: @craig_teed (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:09:29 (HIGH,,1,,608) That’s pretty cool.]
[tweet: 1626597920282910724, from: @theskippersview (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:02:19 (HIGH,0,,,761) [empty]]

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Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.
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I’m curious how many Latin players have interpreters?
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MLB teams are required to have Spanish interpreters so every team has one.
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That’s so awesome
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That’s pretty cool.
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[tweet: 1626323980243320832, from: @schmitthead34 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:53:47 (HIGH,0,,,202) And the @Mariners think their bullpen has enough “lefty matchup” guys so we just let this guy and Chapman go to non contenders.]
[tweet: 1626322126553718784, from: @eyesmile19591 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:46:25 (HIGH,0,,,170) High price to pay for Moore….]
[tweet: 0, from: @raidrpg (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,133,821,105,1625683) Jaw Dropping Graphics & An Amazing Story  The No.1 Quest Game of 2022  Play your way through a visually-stunning fantasy RPG with 500+ Champions]
[tweet: 1626309525132439552, from: @anaheimnativexo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:56:20 (HIGH,,1,,872) MOORE SIGNINGS PLEASE!!!]
[tweet: 1626310281298341888, from: @sfgcommentary (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:59:21 (HIGH,1,5,1,804) Most angels move I’ve ever seen]
[tweet: 1626313159232614401, from: @ishopmara (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:10:47 (HIGH,,1,,156) No it's not. Angeles like to sign for 13 years and the players are only good for 2 of those 13 years haha]
[tweet: 1626309490713956352, from: @marcoalcala12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:56:12 (HIGH,0,,,948) Who??]
[tweet: 1626310118378729473, from: @dawink33 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:58:42 (HIGH,0,,,187) Former top 3 prospect in baseball who had probably the best year of his career out of the bullpen with the Rangers]
[tweet: 1626321943367503879, from: @american51706 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:45:41 (HIGH,0,,,506) Ken any updates on the Mets and Zack Britton ?]
[tweet: 1626316326989094912, from: @ssimons618 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:23:22 (HIGH,0,,,406) Arte sneaking under the Luxury Tax threshold like]
[tweet: 1626363355496685569, from: @dbobst (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:30:14 (HIGH,,,1,130) How do guys like this keep getting these overpriced contracts?]
[tweet: 1626603724809424896, from: @rob_gv (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:25:23 (HIGH,,,1,11) Dude had a sub 2 ERA last year out of the pen.]
[tweet: 1626315057075261444, from: @barbagallonick (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:18:19 (HIGH,0,,,464) Last I saw him, he was limping of Heinz field in a playoff game]
[tweet: 1626309801729990656, from: @_andrewortega (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:57:26 (HIGH,,2,,1101) Perry cookin]
[tweet: 1626311865742819329, from: @aaapitcher (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:05:38 (HIGH,,24,1,1219) good]
[tweet: 1626312054255788033, from: @renfroesb4hoes (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:06:23 (HIGH,,1,,150) I haven't seen this one in awhile, need to update my collection]
[tweet: 1626359054301003777, from: @mmm93214 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:09 (HIGH,0,,,96) Almost double what Fulmer got]
[tweet: 1626312685838286848, from: @calivegas29 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:08:54 (HIGH,0,,,268) Forgot about him, remember him with the Rays..]
[tweet: 1626314458489556992, from: @grandchawhee76 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:15:57 (HIGH,0,,,360) Another 1 year deal, yay.]
[tweet: 1626443989858586625, from: @dr_jrue (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:50:39 (HIGH,0,,,112) was the extra $50k the thing that got the deal over the finish line?]
[tweet: 1626309433197223941, from: @nefariousnk (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:55:58 (HIGH,,1,,817) wow. this will really put them over the edge.]
[tweet: 1626309440893755393, from: @joeykingc (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:56:00 (HIGH,0,,,727) Good God]
[tweet: 1626312894064508929, from: @angels_misery (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:09:44 (HIGH,0,,,282) Good lord overpaid]
[tweet: 1626310782756478976, from: @joeyhnath (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:01:20 (HIGH,,1,1,367) Congrats @Moore_ML]
[tweet: 1626311036147212289, from: @moore_ml (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:02:21 (HIGH,,1,,55) We keep raking it in]
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[tweet: 1626309943480684544, from: @nachoramin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:58:00 (HIGH,0,,,587) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626317304114950146, from: @alexrojito13 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:27:15 (HIGH,0,,,108) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626309698461761537, from: @thejoc26 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:57:02 (HIGH,0,,,399) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626309837196754944, from: @holesmad (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:57:35 (HIGH,0,,,256) Overpaid]
[tweet: 1626310249215934465, from: @whyjays (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:59:13 (HIGH,0,,,324) LAA gets MM]
[tweet: 1626309823275966465, from: @tyler17595724 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:57:31 (HIGH,0,,,327) Announce Grossman to the jays]
[tweet: 1626323119421149184, from: @fredfun59287478 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:50:21 (HIGH,0,,,62) What an overpay]
[tweet: 1626358853045751808, from: @rosshahoress (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:21 (HIGH,0,,,23) I came here to say this]
[tweet: 1626309480186093568, from: @alwaysflushed (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:56:10 (ABUSIVE,0,,,497) phillies goat]
[tweet: 1626309511840468994, from: @daxtonleonidas (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:56:17 (ABUSIVE,0,,,90) Stupid trees]

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Jaw Dropping Graphics & An Amazing Story  The No.1 Quest Game of 2022

Play your way through a visually-stunning fantasy RPG with 500+ Champions   
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Most angels move I’ve ever seen
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Former top 3 prospect in baseball who had probably the best year of his career out of the bullpen with the Rangers
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How do guys like this keep getting these overpriced contracts?
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No it's not. Angeles like to sign for 13 years and the players are only good for 2 of those 13 years haha
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I haven't seen this one in awhile, need to update my collection
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And the @Mariners think their bullpen has enough “lefty matchup” guys so we just let this guy and Chapman go to non contenders.
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Overpaid
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Forgot about him, remember him with the Rays..
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wow. this will really put them over the edge.
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Dude had a sub 2 ERA last year out of the pen.
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Congrats @Moore_ML
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Last I saw him, he was limping of Heinz field in a playoff game
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Arte sneaking under the Luxury Tax threshold like
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Ken any updates on the Mets and Zack Britton ?
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was the extra $50k the thing that got the deal over the finish line?
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High price to pay for Moore….
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good
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I came here to say this
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Perry cookin 
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Good lord overpaid 
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phillies goat
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Another 1 year deal, yay.
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Stupid trees
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Announce Grossman to the jays
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MOORE SIGNINGS PLEASE!!!
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We keep raking it in
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Almost double what Fulmer got
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Good God
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LAA gets MM
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What an overpay
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Who??
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[tweet: 1626311635705991171, from: @gary57345359 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:04:44 (HIGH,,1,,802) RIP TIM !!! Always loved his play by play!! Now he’ll be playing catch w the Big Guy]
[tweet: 1626311801544626178, from: @nicholasabel17 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:05:23 (HIGH,,1,,734) Great man loved his commentary]
[tweet: 0, from: @uchealth (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,3,43,1,1650671) Colon cancer survival rates higher than the state average mean beautiful comeback stories like Stephen's. Go to http://uchealth.org/comebacks?twclid=24mcivw42xd6mwttq9jnsls52e to see our stats for colon and all other cancers.]
[tweet: 1626399969128185861, from: @priusport (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:55:44 (HIGH,0,,,234) I remember him as an all star catcher for the Cardinals, who caught Gibson in the '67 World Series when he was unhittable. RIP.]
[tweet: 1626415519740968962, from: @aih1113 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:57:31 (HIGH,0,,,159) I loved his broadcasts!! Costas should learn from him. RIP Tim!!!]
[tweet: 1626399238631333888, from: @fla_real_estate (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:52:50 (HIGH,,2,,409) Did great work on the Mets broadcast for 16 years. RIP Tim]
[tweet: 1626349742350385152, from: @livingforward (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:36:09 (HIGH,,4,,752) Hate or Love McCarver he was the voice to a lot of good times in my house.]
[tweet: 1626332378179203077, from: @mike12132510 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:27:09 (HIGH,,1,,367) The GOAT in my opinion!]
[tweet: 1626305264386179075, from: @dustincburrell (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:39:24 (HIGH,,8,,1709) That's beautiful. Wasn't ready for such a hard cry today. Somewhere Deion Sanders is dumping out a cooler of ice in his honor. In all seriousness, Mr. McCarver seemed like a good man. I enjoyed his broadcasts.]
[tweet: 1626304680111362048, from: @brojbaker (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:37:05 (HIGH,,16,,2000) Bob Gibson told him once when he went to the mound,   “Tim, the only thing you know about pitching is you can’t hit it, get behind the plate “]
[tweet: 1626414126242099202, from: @amaclin4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:51:59 (HIGH,0,,,237) I was at a game where McCarver hit an inside-the-park grand slam home run.]
[tweet: 1626305397110841344, from: @football_expert (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:39:56 (HIGH,,17,,1206) Tim McCarver taught me more about baseball strategy than anybody else in my lifetime. RIP]
[tweet: 1626594972454752263, from: @loudcommllc (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:50:36 (HIGH,0,,,75) Great job, Kenny! We were all fortunate to work with Tim as long as we did.]
[tweet: 1626363557876011008, from: @proagents (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:31:03 (HIGH,0,,,527) A great piece by. a great writer about a great man]
[tweet: 1626304530190049283, from: @bradfurfaro (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:36:29 (HIGH,,1,,1171) RIP Tim. Enjoyed your broadcasts.]
[tweet: 1626306656526114820, from: @nysport1994 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:44:56 (HIGH,,5,,841) I learned everything I know about the game of baseball by listening to Tim McCarver doing Mets TV broadcasts with Ralph Kiner...  RIP #Mets #MetsTwitter]
[tweet: 1626398847080579072, from: @rjtieskoetter (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:51:16 (HIGH,,3,,205) Jim Kaat is a class act.]
[tweet: 1626409790883745792, from: @thesportsprojec (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:34:46 (HIGH,0,,,106) Beautiful]
[tweet: 1626372190215225346, from: @deirdredrdr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:05:21 (LOW,0,,,93) Tim was a good guy even if he did play for those pesky Birds who ruined the Dodgers season more than once.]
[tweet: 1626403611096895495, from: @mousetrapwed (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:10:12 (LOW,0,,,41) He can take a giant lead, lester is not going to throw over there ...]
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[tweet: 1626315222293131272, from: @spadaonsports (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:18:59 (ABUSIVE,0,,,94) Tim McCarver was a phenomenal person to talk to.  He will be missed. Here is a link to my interview with him.]
[tweet: 1626322434063499264, from: @jahblaze808 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:47:38 (ABUSIVE,0,,,89) Kaat And MCCarver two gross white POS]

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Colon cancer survival rates higher than the state average mean beautiful comeback stories like Stephen's. Go to http://uchealth.org/comebacks?twclid=24mcivw42xd6mwttq9jnsls52e to see our stats for colon and all other cancers.
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I learned everything I know about the game of baseball by listening to Tim McCarver doing Mets TV broadcasts with Ralph Kiner...  RIP #Mets #MetsTwitter
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Tim McCarver taught me more about baseball strategy than anybody else in my lifetime. RIP
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Bob Gibson told him once when he went to the mound, 

“Tim, the only thing you know about pitching is you can’t hit it, get behind the plate “ 
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Tim McCarver was a phenomenal person to talk to.  He will be missed. Here is a link to my interview with him.
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Hate or Love McCarver he was the voice to a lot of good times in my house.
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RIP TIM !!! Always loved his play by play!! Now he’ll be playing catch w the Big Guy
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Tim was a good guy even if he did play for those pesky Birds who ruined the Dodgers season more than once.
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I remember him as an all star catcher for the Cardinals, who caught Gibson in the '67 World Series when he was unhittable. RIP.
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Beautiful
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Did great work on the Mets broadcast for 16 years. RIP Tim
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I loved his broadcasts!! Costas should learn from him. RIP Tim!!!
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A great piece by. a great writer about a great man
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Great job, Kenny! We were all fortunate to work with Tim as long as we did.
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Jim Kaat is a class act.
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He can take a giant lead, lester is not going to throw over there ...
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I was at a game where McCarver hit an inside-the-park grand slam home run.
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Kaat And MCCarver two gross white POS
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RIP Tim. Enjoyed your broadcasts.
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Great man loved his commentary
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The GOAT in my opinion!
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[tweet: 1626340290020708353, from: @priusport (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:58:35 (HIGH,0,,,28) RIP. I remember the '67 World Series.]
[tweet: 1626313304619745280, from: @rxtopher16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:11:21 (HIGH,0,,,85) Saddened to hear this. He was a great analyst! Enjoyed listening to him!]
[tweet: 0, from: @teppe_co (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,23,4,11,9818) No more leave behind smears, streaks and lint after wiping! Get yours https://teppe.co/cleaning-cloth?twclid=2edrany9gekvitszv44sgq4lr]
[tweet: 1626300277115568131, from: @gerard488093871 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:19:35 (HIGH,0,,,303) Ken I hated the Mets as a Cardinals fan but when Tim went to work with Ralf Kiner he brought Ralf back to life, and they became great]
[tweet: 1626309364100341761, from: @smp00 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:55:42 (HIGH,0,,,152) Thank you for honoring Tim McCarver. We Mets fans were lucky to have him in the booth in the 80's. I'm sad. 81 feels too young to lose him.]
[tweet: 1626332295182295041, from: @mike12132510 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:26:49 (HIGH,0,,,17) The GOAT in my opinion!]
[tweet: 1626299733965783042, from: @tophercasarez (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:17:26 (HIGH,,2,,580) Even though I was not a Cardinal fan, I always enjoyed listening to Tim on the Saturday game of the week broadcast.]
[tweet: 1626300462247944193, from: @karks88 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:20:20 (HIGH,,1,,360) So sorry to hear of his passing. I can't even fathom how much his voice was a part of my summers and falls.]
[tweet: 1626299992137691137, from: @bosox1978 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:18:27 (HIGH,,1,,195) Damn, RIP Tim.]
[tweet: 1626314874346213379, from: @wonderer3618 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:17:36 (HIGH,0,,,84) Tim McCarver was a good catcher,a great announcer and a superstar human being, RIP, prayers for family,celebrate his long life achievements]
[tweet: 1626330903763996673, from: @steveeccc (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:21:17 (HIGH,0,,,26) Never a fan]
[tweet: 1626302035187441666, from: @pennsgroover (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:26:35 (HIGH,0,,,130) One of best guys…and funniest…I’ve ever known. RIP, Timmy.]
[tweet: 1626357778238390273, from: @davidheroff (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:08:05 (HIGH,,1,,59) My favorite Tim line was “ that was a Linda Ronstadt fastball — Blew by you…]
[tweet: 1626303843343409154, from: @phlsportsmike (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:33:46 (HIGH,,,1,188) Didn’t he also get a WS ring in 1980? All the obits and Wikipedia say two, both with the Cardinals]
[tweet: 1626305959948607489, from: @ckersh74 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:42:10 (HIGH,0,,,45) ‘64 & ‘67 with the Cards. Only played 6 games with the Phils in ‘80. My WAG is that they didn’t give him a ring for that. Maybe for his work in the booth, but not for his on-field service.]
[tweet: 1626299677573320706, from: @asimplebrownbag (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:17:12 (HIGH,0,,,262) man, I loved listening to him do games. a real voice of baseball.]
[tweet: 1626304419108122624, from: @mvwinall (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:36:03 (HIGH,0,,,92) This sucks Kenny... very sad news #baseballistheonlygame]
[tweet: 1626313658723627016, from: @manimal14 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:12:46 (HIGH,0,,,316) Tim did some Cardinals' broadcasts after he finished up with Fox. He was so sharp, so good, so in tune with the game. Saw things that nobody else could pick up.]
[tweet: 1626300448662487043, from: @aoshi_uematsu (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:20:16 (HIGH,0,,,219) Many fond memories of listening to him while watching a Mets game with my dad. Rest in Peace Tim.]
[tweet: 1626300212267343875, from: @dodgerslogedude (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:19:20 (HIGH,,2,,352) You and @buck and Tim McCarver made a great FOX team World Service from 1996 to 2013]
[tweet: 1626322966207414272, from: @lisamey73455766 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:49:45 (HIGH,0,,,41) A gentleman and a scholar - loved him as a Cardinal and then some!]
[tweet: 1626303346184257538, from: @jasonguarente (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:31:47 (HIGH,,2,,514) “His facility with the language was underrated. His knowledge of the game was encyclopedic.”  A worthy tribute. Tim was the best. Thank you.]
[tweet: 1626303044630589440, from: @ng23lfgy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:30:35 (HIGH,0,,,87) Wonder what prime time is thinking]
[tweet: 1626326012408520707, from: @julioclainez (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:01:51 (HIGH,0,,,109) Every time I see the great Tim I remember the tit for tat he got into with Deion Sanders. LOL.]
[tweet: 1626299436694441985, from: @re2pectjeta (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:16:15 (HIGH,0,,,284) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626301393664618496, from: @jahblaze808 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:24:02 (HIGH,0,,,97) I loved when Deion Dumped the whole cooler on his head loved it !!!!]
[tweet: 1626339969588424706, from: @jimmer_tee (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:57:19 (HIGH,0,,,20) Pay article. Even for a eulogy. Sad day for baseball’s loss and sad example of clickbait journalism.]
[tweet: 1626302335747035136, from: @patrickwsherry (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:27:46 (HIGH,,2,,115) That’s a shame, R.I.P…I always looked forward to him and Joe on a Saturday afternoon in the summer, and better yet, voicing the MLB playoffs.]
[tweet: 1626300364608741376, from: @stinger_al (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:19:56 (LOW,0,,,23) He will be missed. RIP Sir.]
[tweet: 1626300861495353348, from: @mattpootmann (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:21:55 (LOW,,1,,39) It certainly does seem to be raining shit on joe cooper right now.]
[tweet: 1626317070534119425, from: @spadaonsports (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:26:19 (ABUSIVE,0,,,5) Tim McCarver was a phenomenal person to talk to.  He will be missed. Here is a link to my interview with him.]
[tweet: 1626301541354459137, from: @jahblaze808 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:24:37 (ABUSIVE,0,,,28) And he is loved by POS white guys just like him .]

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A worthy tribute. Tim was the best. Thank you.
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No more leave behind smears, streaks and lint after wiping!
Get yours https://teppe.co/cleaning-cloth?twclid=2edrany9gekvitszv44sgq4lr
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Even though I was not a Cardinal fan, I always enjoyed listening to Tim on the Saturday game of the week broadcast.
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That’s a shame, R.I.P…I always looked forward to him and Joe on a Saturday afternoon in the summer, and better yet, voicing the MLB playoffs.
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Tim McCarver was a good catcher,a great announcer and a superstar human being, RIP, prayers for family,celebrate his long life achievements 
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Tim did some Cardinals' broadcasts after he finished up with Fox. He was so sharp, so good, so in tune with the game. Saw things that nobody else could pick up.
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‘64 & ‘67 with the Cards. Only played 6 games with the Phils in ‘80. My WAG is that they didn’t give him a ring for that. Maybe for his work in the booth, but not for his on-field service.
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Didn’t he also get a WS ring in 1980? All the obits and Wikipedia say two, both with the Cardinals
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Ken I hated the Mets as a Cardinals fan but when Tim went to work with Ralf Kiner he brought Ralf back to life, and they became great
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Tim McCarver was a phenomenal person to talk to.  He will be missed. Here is a link to my interview with him.
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Thank you for honoring Tim McCarver.
We Mets fans were lucky to have him in the booth in the 80's. I'm sad. 81 feels too young to lose him.
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So sorry to hear of his passing. I can't even fathom how much his voice was a part of my summers and falls.
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Many fond memories of listening to him while watching a Mets game with my dad. Rest in Peace Tim. 
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You and @buck and Tim McCarver made a great FOX team World Service from 1996 to 2013
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Saddened to hear this. He was a great analyst! Enjoyed listening to him!
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Every time I see the great Tim I remember the tit for tat he got into with Deion Sanders. LOL.
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man, I loved listening to him do games. a real voice of baseball.
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Pay article. Even for a eulogy. Sad day for baseball’s loss and sad example of clickbait journalism.
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This sucks Kenny... very sad news #baseballistheonlygame
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My favorite Tim line was “ that was a Linda Ronstadt fastball — Blew by you…
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It certainly does seem to be raining shit on joe cooper right now.
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One of best guys…and funniest…I’ve ever known. RIP, Timmy.
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A gentleman and a scholar - loved him as a Cardinal and then some!
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Wonder what prime time is thinking
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He will be missed. RIP Sir.
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I loved when Deion Dumped the whole cooler on his head loved it !!!!
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RIP. I remember the '67 World Series.
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And he is loved by POS white guys just like him .
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Damn, RIP Tim.
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The GOAT in my opinion!
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Never a fan
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[tweet: 1626270901896634368, from: @fandan1969 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:22:52 (HIGH,0,,,264) Both small market owners who want Seidler to fail and not show them up and large market owners who want small market teams to stay in their swim lane, will be targeting their Padres games as defining moments. Padres players, staff and FO will need to be ready for a tough ride.]
[tweet: 1626268575437828097, from: @frankoco21 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:37 (HIGH,,2,,247) Darkish]
[tweet: 0, from: @forexcom (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,35,11,1,2713346) Enhance your experience with real-time analytics and SMART Signals for key data to inform your decisions.]
[tweet: 1626268617745612800, from: @jholling183 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:47 (HIGH,,12,,703) I don’t forget Kenneth]
[tweet: 1626269452311625728, from: @codywwefan16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:17:06 (HIGH,,1,,149) Ken been smoking with heyman]
[tweet: 1626268622942519296, from: @jaeseongbae (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:48 (HIGH,0,,,64) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268849996984320, from: @sddonavan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:43 (HIGH,,1,,524) It's all good!! great read Dennis and Ken!]
[tweet: 1626268587911528449, from: @willybofwisdom (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:40 (HIGH,,1,,336) Darkish and AJ Pain]
[tweet: 1626268858016317440, from: @andy21441 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:45 (HIGH,,6,,370) WHOS DARKISH, KEN???]
[tweet: 1626268751061475328, from: @azathneal (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:19 (HIGH,0,,,314) Don’t worry I took the screenshot bro]
[tweet: 1626268756077948930, from: @dizzywisports (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:20 (HIGH,0,,,134) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268722183774220, from: @feardevious12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:12 (HIGH,0,,,379) You Darkish signed with the Madres?]
[tweet: 1626269120420347905, from: @lukebuzby (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:15:47 (HIGH,0,,,114) Yu Darkish and Arson Judge are the best signings of the century]
[tweet: 1626268616399245312, from: @charlescotterr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:47 (HIGH,0,,,114) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268569368506368, from: @mlb_cris (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:36 (HIGH,0,,,312) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268574632538112, from: @timmyturtle12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:37 (HIGH,0,,,260) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268606630866944, from: @bencaronan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:45 (HIGH,0,,,137) darkish]
[tweet: 1626268576213618691, from: @eddisonpilarte1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:37 (HIGH,,1,,164) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268560665243651, from: @alecbohmlover2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:34 (HIGH,0,,,443) darkish]
[tweet: 1626268666907045888, from: @allenenjoyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:59 (HIGH,0,,,229) Darkish better]
[tweet: 1626269295410905089, from: @scorpixn89 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:16:29 (HIGH,0,,,170) Darkish for Cy]
[tweet: 1626269776816353282, from: @jakenyy72 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:18:24 (HIGH,0,,,63) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268796217327620, from: @maddlxdj64 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:30 (HIGH,0,,,145) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268574385057797, from: @yuneldudley (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:37 (HIGH,0,,,227) Darkish]
[tweet: 1626268571520335873, from: @robertstohell (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:36 (HIGH,0,,,92) darkish]
[tweet: 1626268591296483328, from: @bichette_mvp (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:41 (HIGH,0,,,204) Good job Ken]
[tweet: 1626268658938044416, from: @friarrigosd (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:57 (HIGH,0,,,146) darkish]
[tweet: 1626268647546146819, from: @getzlafownsyou (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:54 (HIGH,0,,,65) DARKISH]
[tweet: 1626268605389185024, from: @thebamareport1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:13:44 (HIGH,0,,,119) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626268872985780224, from: @ryanstvns (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:48 (HIGH,0,,,55) darkish]
[tweet: 1626268808695451650, from: @hezekiahmisael (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:33 (HIGH,0,,,39) .]
[tweet: 1626268780732063746, from: @03idiot (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:26 (LOW,0,,,17) Ok]
[tweet: 1626271567419244544, from: @zwmartin_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:25:30 (LOW,,1,,31) "making a little less money to win is bad" is the message from the league. fans got to stop buyinng this BS.]
[tweet: 1626274131158220800, from: @rosyiaxi2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:35:42 (ABUSIVE,0,,,24) umm hi]

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Both small market owners who want Seidler to fail and not show them up and large market owners who want small market teams to stay in their swim lane, will be targeting their Padres games as defining moments. Padres players, staff and FO will need to be ready for a tough ride.
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"making a little less money to win is bad" is the message from the league. fans got to stop buyinng this BS.
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It's all good!! great read Dennis and Ken!
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Yu Darkish and Arson Judge are the best signings of the century
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You Darkish signed with the Madres?
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Darkish
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Darkish
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darkish
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Darkish
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darkish
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Darkish
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Darkish
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Don’t worry I took the screenshot bro
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darkish
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Darkish
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Darkish
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darkish
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I don’t forget Kenneth
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Darkish
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Darkish
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darkish
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Darkish
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Darkish better
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DARKISH
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Darkish and AJ Pain
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Ken been smoking with heyman
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WHOS DARKISH, KEN???
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.
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Good job Ken
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Darkish for Cy
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umm hi 
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Ok
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[tweet: 1626262711108526082, from: @dvmin98 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:50:19 (HIGH,,1,,152) Looks like we are still under the next highest cap]
[tweet: 1626257222975246336, from: @tpripper (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:28:31 (HIGH,,1,,249) My head is spinning Ken]
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Also: For 2023 and any player options (but not club options)
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Looks like we are still under the next highest cap
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My head is spinning Ken
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[tweet: 1626255576236756994, from: @ken_rosenthal (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 08:21:58 (HIGH,9,78,2,124862) Also: For 2023 and any player options (but not club options) $500K each for 20, 25 GS $1M for 30 GS]
[tweet: 1626255726208290818, from: @hflesnik (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:34 (HIGH,2,14,16,5483) Signing Michael Wacha to a four year deal in 2023 this team is supposed to come out of the NL?]
[tweet: 1626256044757504001, from: @happyforlife7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:23:50 (HIGH,,20,1,1054) Did you miss the rest of the roster?]
[tweet: 0, from: @bupostore (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,307,2610,75,4035850) Can be cut into any shape to helps repair scratches, cracks and tears on chairs, car seats, sofas! Wear resistant, waterproof and durable, non-residual Adhesive, do not drop, paste on a few seconds and never leaves scratches.  𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀https://bupostore.com/sofa-repair?twclid=2-1kfcwg205e3hastd019j4vwyo]
[tweet: 1626306222885335042, from: @johnfit24288310 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:13 (HIGH,,,1,599) So Wacha has gone 21-18 the last four years and he will a minimum make $26 million the next four years.  Or if he happens to do really well in 2023 the Padres owe him $32 million?  Man when the bill comes due on all these signings the Padres will probably be moving to Nashville]
[tweet: 1626352658444599296, from: @classofpayne (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:47:44 (HIGH,0,,,38) 6 mil for a .500 starter is pretty reasonable.]
[tweet: 1626260316396097539, from: @franksdcaudill (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:40:48 (HIGH,0,,,229) Preller wild for the one]
[tweet: 1626255643463106567, from: @ryantherooster5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:14 (HIGH,0,,,2433) 4 years]
[tweet: 1626256602423779328, from: @friarrigosd (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:26:03 (HIGH,,23,1,398) Bro didn’t bother to read anything at all lmaooo]
[tweet: 1626256735643271168, from: @matthew_lazcano (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:26:34 (HIGH,,3,,1318) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626266709970616321, from: @thered_theblack (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:06:12 (HIGH,,1,,426) Excellent deal]
[tweet: 1626259975927472129, from: @bleedsunshine (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:39:27 (HIGH,0,,,826) So one year, for $4m plus $3.5m signing bonus.   With options for club and player.]
[tweet: 1626267721796136960, from: @sfninersguyatx (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:10:14 (HIGH,,4,1,1423) Me trying to figure out this deal and how the agents and team put it together:]
[tweet: 1626270924705259520, from: @abmnbleshowman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:22:57 (HIGH,0,,,133) Agents had nothing to do with it. This is Preller being Preller.]
[tweet: 1626257232940638210, from: @simonklaerkedk1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:28:33 (HIGH,0,,,1086) I really dont understand this deal make me feel so stupid]
[tweet: 1626263402153758720, from: @keneti_leilua (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:53:04 (HIGH,,2,1,169) If the padres pick up the options they’ll be paying 16 mil for 2 years. If the padres decline the options then wacha can accept his player options which are 6 mil per year]
[tweet: 1626278231619026944, from: @ucsbgaucho (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:51:59 (HIGH,,5,1,1982) It looks like all the fanbases except one (Mets) understand this deal. But Chase summarizes it well.]
[tweet: 1626466800744681473, from: @jcorpuz92 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:21:18 (HIGH,0,,,23) Steve Cohen: do you want 26 mil no? How about 28 no? How about 36? Deal!]
[tweet: 1626261619302109187, from: @mattadambenigno (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:45:59 (HIGH,,1,1,1218) Yeah, good thing the Angels passed up on him. He had one good year with the Red Sox last year, but who knows if he’ll do it again this year.]
[tweet: 1626322158782644226, from: @charlieblue214 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:46:32 (HIGH,,,1,61) …Angels gave a pitcher who was only good for 1 year 39m for 3 years..]
[tweet: 1626255659665694724, from: @hedley4heisman2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:18 (HIGH,0,,,738) Lmao what]
[tweet: 1626525365387796480, from: @justinm250 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 02:14:01 (HIGH,,,1,16) Basically it can be a one year deal but if the Padres like him they can get him for two more years at $16m a year. If the Padres don’t do that he can either leave or stay for around $6m. That second part is true for every offseason through up to 2026 if he keeps staying.]
[tweet: 1626256451093286912, from: @bigcruzer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:25:26 (HIGH,,4,,1358) Funny when a team other than yours signs a player and it's always a terrible deal. Your team signs him, great deal.]
[tweet: 1626276184840634368, from: @aka_lybc (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:43:51 (HIGH,,1,,216) Pretty genius contract structure. Protection for both sides. Welcome to SD!]
[tweet: 1626529189108281344, from: @drscottfreeman (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 02:29:12 (HIGH,0,,,69) Brilliant, truly.  SD has all kinds of protection here.  And Wacha can get both a great payout if he delivers big this year, or smaller ones for a few years as he ages out.  Really smart.  Why couldn’t LAA do this?  Oh, Moreno sucks, yeah]
[tweet: 1626293126171365376, from: @markbob31367715 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:51:11 (HIGH,,2,,406) Perfect deal for a pitcher who had one good year. Preller learned a lot after James Shields]
[tweet: 1626255786900074496, from: @dubs__only (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:48 (HIGH,0,,,731) Yikes]
[tweet: 1626256997967622144, from: @haseongsrim (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:27:37 (HIGH,1,83,,3629) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626260515805892615, from: @tire_friar (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:41:36 (HIGH,0,,,644) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626262407713521667, from: @austinofthemark (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:49:07 (HIGH,,2,,1194) Ain't no way he'll be good enough to warrant the club option for $16M per for 2 yrs. Might as well chalk him up for the player options.]
[tweet: 1626286896589721602, from: @playitleo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:26:25 (HIGH,0,,,110) Who was bumped from 40-man?]
[tweet: 1626260493135450115, from: @jesusal90205978 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:41:30 (HIGH,0,,,400) Pretty good trade]
[tweet: 1626265578116722688, from: @bigredstats22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:01:43 (HIGH,0,,,411) Pretty confusing lol]
[tweet: 1626256382247723008, from: @najohnson3129 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:25:10 (HIGH,0,,,724) Decent 4th or 5th starter in healthy]
[tweet: 1626259508912861184, from: @dntstartthefire (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:37:36 (HIGH,0,,,805) bizarre contract lol, but glad we got him]
[tweet: 1626260438513258497, from: @phuckoffmatt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:41:17 (HIGH,,2,,644) What a steal.]
[tweet: 1626255801248514048, from: @markymarkcook (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:52 (HIGH,,5,,1794) What a deal]
[tweet: 1626256213725057025, from: @friarrigosd (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:24:30 (HIGH,,7,,996) Preller does it again]
[tweet: 1626256119571320832, from: @happyforlife7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:24:07 (HIGH,0,,,506) Cheap]
[tweet: 1626256170972504064, from: @jonschaeffer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:24:20 (HIGH,,23,1,3246) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626256728068329472, from: @alexsil91971332 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:26:33 (HIGH,,2,,376) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626255623196139520, from: @re2pectjeta (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:09 (HIGH,0,,,848) Oh]
[tweet: 1626255645623128065, from: @mattolsonfan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:14 (HIGH,0,,,836) Ok]
[tweet: 1626255848371634179, from: @papameegs69_420 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:23:03 (HIGH,0,,,469) LMFAOOO]
[tweet: 1626289792936730626, from: @justbaseball25 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:37:56 (HIGH,0,,,91) This csnt be real.]
[tweet: 1626255653382639620, from: @pats_fan87 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:16 (HIGH,,1,,1133) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626269946480041985, from: @jdpjdp12345 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:19:04 (HIGH,0,,,78) lol l]
[tweet: 1626307809758388225, from: @wrestling_1000 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:49:31 (HIGH,0,,,63) Yankees should of gotten him.]
[tweet: 1626546747739631617, from: @richardasabino (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 03:38:59 (HIGH,0,,,7) Waaaaaay too much for an iffy pitcher in this stage of his career.]
[tweet: 1626255805279514625, from: @romanbolo34 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:53 (HIGH,0,,,408) yikes]
[tweet: 1626256464674160641, from: @richie_brienza (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:25:30 (HIGH,1,2,2,6414) He fleeced the padres lmao]
[tweet: 1626257239035252738, from: @friarrigosd (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:28:34 (HIGH,1,73,1,1542) Padres fleeced the Mets in 2022]
[tweet: 1626264431410700291, from: @nickgoulart1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:57:09 (HIGH,,3,1,237) Either most people in these comments are ten years old and therefor have an excuse, or society is truly doomed because grown men can't understand simple option structuring. Looks like a very risk-off construct for the Padres IMO.]
[tweet: 1626262851194171392, from: @rudolphhatch (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:50:52 (LOW,0,,,41) TMI]
[tweet: 1626255976172253184, from: @mlbgridpuzzle (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:23:33 (LOW,,,1,193) What the fuck.]
[tweet: 1626263893344505866, from: @lilsqrter (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:55:01 (LOW,0,,,20) math hard]
[tweet: 1626266464570478597, from: @xrayspecx (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:05:14 (LOW,0,,,32) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626255625943453697, from: @nefariousnk (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:22:10 (ABUSIVE,,2,,129) wacha self ken]

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Also: For 2023 and any player options (but not club options)
$500K each for 20, 25 GS
$1M for 30 GS
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Basically it can be a one year deal but if the Padres like him they can get him for two more years at $16m a year. If the Padres don’t do that he can either leave or stay for around $6m. That second part is true for every offseason through up to 2026 if he keeps staying.
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Signing Michael Wacha to a four year deal in 2023 this team is supposed to come out of the NL?
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So Wacha has gone 21-18 the last four years and he will a minimum make $26 million the next four years.  Or if he happens to do really well in 2023 the Padres owe him $32 million?  Man when the bill comes due on all these signings the Padres will probably be moving to Nashville
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If the padres pick up the options they’ll be paying 16 mil for 2 years. If the padres decline the options then wacha can accept his player options which are 6 mil per year
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Either most people in these comments are ten years old and therefor have an excuse, or society is truly doomed because grown men can't understand simple option structuring. Looks like a very risk-off construct for the Padres IMO.
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Brilliant, truly.  SD has all kinds of protection here.  And Wacha can get both a great payout if he delivers big this year, or smaller ones for a few years as he ages out.  Really smart.  Why couldn’t LAA do this?  Oh, Moreno sucks, yeah
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So one year, for $4m plus $3.5m signing bonus. 

With options for club and player.
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Ain't no way he'll be good enough to warrant the club option for $16M per for 2 yrs. Might as well chalk him up for the player options.
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Funny when a team other than yours signs a player and it's always a terrible deal. Your team signs him, great deal.
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Padres fleeced the Mets in 2022
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It looks like all the fanbases except one (Mets) understand this deal. But Chase summarizes it well.
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Yeah, good thing the Angels passed up on him. He had one good year with the Red Sox last year, but who knows if he’ll do it again this year.
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Bro didn’t bother to read anything at all lmaooo
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Pretty genius contract structure. Protection for both sides. Welcome to SD!
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Did you miss the rest of the roster?
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Perfect deal for a pitcher who had one good year. Preller learned a lot after James Shields
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Me trying to figure out this deal and how the agents and team put it together:
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I really dont understand this deal make me feel so stupid 
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Steve Cohen: do you want 26 mil no? How about 28 no? How about 36? Deal!
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…Angels gave a pitcher who was only good for 1 year 39m for 3 years..
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Agents had nothing to do with it. This is Preller being Preller. 
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6 mil for a .500 starter is pretty reasonable.
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Excellent deal
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Waaaaaay too much for an iffy pitcher in this stage of his career.
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Decent 4th or 5th starter in healthy
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bizarre contract lol, but glad we got him
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Preller does it again
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He fleeced the padres lmao
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What a deal
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wacha self ken
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Pretty confusing lol
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Preller wild for the one
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Yikes
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yikes
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What the fuck.
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What a steal.
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4 years 
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Cheap
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Lmao what
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Yankees should of gotten him.
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Pretty good trade
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This csnt be real.
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LMFAOOO
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math hard
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Who was bumped from 40-man?
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Oh
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Ok
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lol l
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TMI
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[tweet: 1626200771116126210, from: @ken_rosenthal (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 04:44:11 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Signing of Moore will continue busy Angels offseason in which team added LH Tyler Anderson, RH Carlos Estévez, IF Gio Urshela, OF Hunter Renfroe, IF Brandon Drury and OF Brett Phillips.]
[tweet: 1626438229078720513, from: @cwrozzi (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:27:46 (HIGH,0,,,33) Much better than all of the minor leaguers they had last year.]
[tweet: 1626224589897601028, from: @priusport (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:18:50 (HIGH,,1,1,456) The first media guy who guesses the correct Angels closer gets a cookie.]
[tweet: 1626364782491361280, from: @jasonpresley19 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:35:55 (HIGH,0,,,22) It's almost certainly Estevez but Herget is probably the second option]
[tweet: 1626210317788401669, from: @rksmythe (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:22:07 (HIGH,,5,1,1178) Looks like Moore as the LH Swingman/6th SP and Barria as the RH Swingman/6th SP since they are going with a 5 man rotation this move looks like a winner.]
[tweet: 1626365053632126978, from: @jasonpresley19 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:36:59 (HIGH,,,1,44) Nah Moore and Barria will likely be exclusively bullpen outside of an emergency start, Canning or Davidson will likely be the 6th swing man]
[tweet: 1626205361698111488, from: @jsieg23 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:02:26 (HIGH,,5,1,1474) Carlos Estevez you say? I hear he has a good heater]
[tweet: 1626208614485725186, from: @jaysoppe (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:15:21 (HIGH,,1,,221) My 1st thought!]
[tweet: 1626237133110525952, from: @frankhbg1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:08:41 (HIGH,,1,,431) Great pick up in my opinion]
[tweet: 1626221498083213313, from: @mjm_golf (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:06:33 (HIGH,,1,,573) And they still won’t make the playoffs]
[tweet: 1626228325348966403, from: @bronxcardsfan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:33:41 (HIGH,,4,,917) It’s almost like they want make an impression on a certain impending free agent!?!?!?!]
[tweet: 1626218159735996419, from: @angelsfans04 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:53:17 (HIGH,,10,,755) Perry is doing a good job this offseason]
[tweet: 1626551491271041024, from: @cole_stromain (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 03:57:50 (HIGH,0,,,16) Still a 4th place team in the AL west @ProspectTimes]
[tweet: 1626203644067561478, from: @timmylederman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:55:36 (HIGH,0,,,919) Wow]
[tweet: 1626234186863624198, from: @floplag (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:56:58 (HIGH,1,5,1,406) The Angels have gotten no respect for what they have done. It hasnt been sexy but has 100% raised the floor for 23. There are still moves to be made IMO, but this is a much better team than it was at the end of 22. May not challenge Hou, but certainly will be in the WC mix.]
[tweet: 1626313165146566656, from: @angel_surjux (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:10:48 (HIGH,0,,,71) Exactly. They have the star power in 3 established players and one breakout in Taylor Ward, maybe a comeback from Walsh. What they needed was depth, since they were sending out lineups with Duffy, Wade, Mayfield, etc. This bottom of the lineup is, on paper, way more productive.]
[tweet: 1626321560754855936, from: @supersickbruh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:44:10 (HIGH,0,,,65) Mid dudes.]
[tweet: 1626242754396450821, from: @cryptorich0x69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:31:01 (HIGH,1,2,1,245) We need another...    !]
[tweet: 1626285873464475649, from: @bergmannmacias (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:22:21 (HIGH,0,,,22) Bauer burnes or gray is a must]
[tweet: 1626239295098073091, from: @badluckal80 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:17:16 (HIGH,,2,,363) Dumpster diving Ken that's what they do]
[tweet: 1626364526651412480, from: @jasonpresley19 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:34:54 (HIGH,1,2,,25) Lol, Anderson was an all star last year, Drury won a silver slugger, Renfroe and Urshela have been consistently 120 OPS+ players, and Moore and Estevez are great bullpen pieces, Phillips is the only questionable one but at least he's fast and has an elite glove and arm.]
[tweet: 1626239305235722242, from: @jason1385jason (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:17:19 (HIGH,0,,,177) Wow all that to keep sucking and not make the playoffs ..so brave of them]
[tweet: 1626223597588205568, from: @mb78410914 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:14:54 (LOW,0,,,108) [empty]]

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Signing of Moore will continue busy Angels offseason in which team added LH Tyler Anderson, RH Carlos Estévez, IF Gio Urshela, OF Hunter Renfroe, IF Brandon Drury and OF Brett Phillips.
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Lol, Anderson was an all star last year, Drury won a silver slugger, Renfroe and Urshela have been consistently 120 OPS+ players, and Moore and Estevez are great bullpen pieces, Phillips is the only questionable one but at least he's fast and has an elite glove and arm.
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The Angels have gotten no respect for what they have done.
It hasnt been sexy but has 100% raised the floor for 23.
There are still moves to be made IMO, but this is a much better team than it was at the end of 22.
May not challenge Hou, but certainly will be in the WC mix.
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Looks like Moore as the LH Swingman/6th SP and Barria as the RH Swingman/6th SP since they are going with a 5 man rotation this move looks like a winner.
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Exactly. They have the star power in 3 established players and one breakout in Taylor Ward, maybe a comeback from Walsh. What they needed was depth, since they were sending out lineups with Duffy, Wade, Mayfield, etc. This bottom of the lineup is, on paper, way more productive.
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Carlos Estevez you say? I hear he has a good heater
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It’s almost like they want make an impression on a certain impending free agent!?!?!?!
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The first media guy who guesses the correct Angels closer gets a cookie.
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Nah Moore and Barria will likely be exclusively bullpen outside of an emergency start, Canning or Davidson will likely be the 6th swing man
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Perry is doing a good job this offseason
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It's almost certainly Estevez but Herget is probably the second option
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Much better than all of the minor leaguers they had last year.
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Great pick up in my opinion
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Dumpster diving Ken that's what they do
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Wow all that to keep sucking and not make the playoffs ..so brave of them
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And they still won’t make the playoffs
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We need another...    !
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Bauer burnes or gray is a must
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Still a 4th place team in the AL west @ProspectTimes
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My 1st thought!
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Mid dudes.
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Wow
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[tweet: 1626200771116126210, from: @ken_rosenthal (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 04:44:11 (HIGH,46,373,16,179423) Signing of Moore will continue busy Angels offseason in which team added LH Tyler Anderson, RH Carlos Estévez, IF Gio Urshela, OF Hunter Renfroe, IF Brandon Drury and OF Brett Phillips.]
[tweet: 1626313430364831744, from: @ggjo1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:11:51 (HIGH,,1,1,249) Do we know the contract?]
[tweet: 1626253746996121619, from: @golakers63 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:14:42 (HIGH,,29,1,1527) HES NOT DONE]
[tweet: 1626201803946598401, from: @petyboy55 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:48:18 (HIGH,,1,,5344) Why do I feel like this guys been playing since the beginning of time.]
[tweet: 1626212881414127616, from: @baseballguy316 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:32:19 (HIGH,,,1,879) He made his debut in 2011, same year as Trout.]
[tweet: 1626201404519108609, from: @strictlysportsp (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:46:42 (HIGH,,6,,10540) Angels certainly have a fair share of lefties. Moore will be a pen guy, but still a lot.]
[tweet: 1626244888860966912, from: @mikestout27 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:39:30 (HIGH,,7,,780) Moore not a typical lefty. He held RHB to a .165/.282/.255 slash line.]
[tweet: 1626200176762265601, from: @bbsports_sully (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:41:50 (HIGH,,23,,4079) I will never forgive Girardi for pulling him during his perfect game.]
[tweet: 1626199883014377472, from: @kenjapan24 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:40:40 (HIGH,1,19,1,5168) GM PM is actually listening to you guys @LockedOnAngels @SuperHaloBros]
[tweet: 1626208528557015044, from: @lostkiwi (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:15:01 (HIGH,,4,,691) hahahahaha this was my first thought too]
[tweet: 1626200761473421312, from: @just_lionz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:44:09 (HIGH,,4,,4233) Crazy that it took him that long to sign given how good he was for the amount of innings he gave the Rangers. Kinda shocked they didn’t bring him back since their bullpen is suspect]
[tweet: 1626201185513250816, from: @isaacfromfl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:45:50 (HIGH,,3,1,576) While 4+ ERA Taylor Rogers had no issue getting $33 million]
[tweet: 1626199791846694913, from: @henryschilling (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:40:18 (HIGH,,27,1,4910) the Angels might be a problem this season. if everyone (Trout) stays healthy]
[tweet: 1626204030308601857, from: @taiga563akashi (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:57:08 (HIGH,,19,,933) More like Rendon, Trout made a huge impact even with games missed]
[tweet: 1626215324176752640, from: @lodani07 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:42:01 (HIGH,,6,1,2879) Elaborate on this]
[tweet: 1626244712918130689, from: @thekevguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:38:48 (HIGH,,2,,1154) The Angels are winning the World Series.]
[tweet: 1626199352426340352, from: @alavegs (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:33 (HIGH,,9,,3722) It is 4 am there]
[tweet: 1626213177607491603, from: @jzarasate1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:33:29 (HIGH,,3,,785) Solid move Halos]
[tweet: 1626200216344088578, from: @evanbam25 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:41:59 (HIGH,,5,,2150) W angels]
[tweet: 1626199378137591811, from: @christo86065412 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:39 (HIGH,,1,,1559) Who?]
[tweet: 1626200740732588032, from: @davien81787049 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:44:04 (HIGH,,1,,248) Free-agent left-handed reliever Matt Moore closing in on deal with Angels, a source tells @TheAthletic. Moore, 33, posted a 1.95 ERA and held opponents to a .564 OPS in 74 innings with the Rangers last season.]
[tweet: 1626302383524352009, from: @jlt0071 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:27:58 (HIGH,0,,,386) @reclinernerd @TepidP any idea why @Rangers are letting this happen? If he's signing for two years or less at around $7M-$8.5M/yr with the angels, it would be mind boggling to let him go to a rival at that fair price after not adding bullpen help.]
[tweet: 1626201347141021696, from: @username25350 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:46:29 (HIGH,,1,,1349) Thought this guy was a modern day Koufax after that 2011 WC start]
[tweet: 1626471039281811457, from: @will_gut (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:38:08 (HIGH,0,,,76) @seegeewhy @toku808 over/under 4.99 era for this guy in ‘23?]
[tweet: 1626203032768729089, from: @american51706 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:53:11 (HIGH,0,,,2152) Mets will get Britton]
[tweet: 1626218331626942464, from: @oldpappy59 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:53:58 (HIGH,,1,,664) How the hell did the Jays not sign him? With only one lefty in the pen.]
[tweet: 1626234521573294081, from: @45grady (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:58:18 (HIGH,0,,,640) ken we are simply them]
[tweet: 1626200341782970368, from: @redsox_fanzone (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:42:29 (HIGH,0,,,1308) Bruh Chaim wyd]
[tweet: 1626255003253096448, from: @sportys_picks (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:19:41 (HIGH,,1,,233) @JVmeant2be @johnbelliveau9   oh boooyyyy Matt Moore!]
[tweet: 1626338617957154818, from: @philliesenjoyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:51:57 (HIGH,0,,,99) thats a cool move]
[tweet: 1626199501622099968, from: @mrchocolatenewz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:39:09 (HIGH,,3,,1998) He'll yes Solid move]
[tweet: 1626203539738443776, from: @dadummlb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:55:11 (HIGH,,15,,2500) I will miss you, legend]
[tweet: 1626205328017870848, from: @nmrsports30 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:02:18 (HIGH,,14,1,3156) This is fantastic for meme purposes]
[tweet: 1626208424563453955, from: @offtheoutlaw (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:14:36 (HIGH,,6,,499) Ita perfect]
[tweet: 1626200854155116547, from: @philliested (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:44:31 (HIGH,,2,,1944) The perfect Angel]
[tweet: 1626270578175770624, from: @aguilucho_real1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:21:35 (HIGH,0,,,258) @THEPRONK45]
[tweet: 1626262980152156161, from: @sk4no (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:51:23 (HIGH,,1,,289) Texas has beens always go to LAA]
[tweet: 1626203077819740161, from: @_xdeath (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:53:21 (HIGH,,1,,1157) Great signing]
[tweet: 1626200137763618818, from: @angelsgill (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:41:40 (HIGH,,3,,1522) W]
[tweet: 1626216023228817410, from: @mikey_escobar (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:44:48 (HIGH,,1,1,1027) @RaWGuJuDesi @James_Torrico]
[tweet: 1626240298971197440, from: @rawgujudesi (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:21:16 (HIGH,,1,,104) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626220681733218305, from: @gohalos4life (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:03:18 (HIGH,0,,,747) Yes!!!!]
[tweet: 1626212261575684097, from: @michaelmolony (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:29:51 (HIGH,0,,,774) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626199227171741696, from: @laf4mvp (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:03 (HIGH,,1,1,2069) Who?]
[tweet: 1626235097438621696, from: @bigcruzer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:00:35 (HIGH,,1,,90) Tired]
[tweet: 1626398681099378689, from: @theebrandonb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:50:37 (HIGH,0,,,84) Now show his stats with the Phillies]
[tweet: 1626237288111030273, from: @writingrangers (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:09:18 (HIGH,,8,,2119) :(]
[tweet: 1626199472232632320, from: @desireeloyola (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:39:02 (HIGH,0,,,2137) Ugh]
[tweet: 1626200174312714240, from: @besosa_cule88 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:41:49 (HIGH,0,,,1514) @tylermilliken_ @EdHand89 @BOSSportsGordo @BigSoxGuy]
[tweet: 1626250849659006976, from: @dxsloparr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:03:11 (HIGH,,1,,420) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626241125978710016, from: @seandelgado88 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:24:33 (HIGH,0,,,248) 1.95 ERA]
[tweet: 1626199260327825409, from: @rodonenjoyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:11 (HIGH,0,,,1294) ok]
[tweet: 1626199477995425793, from: @sportsrebo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:39:03 (HIGH,,17,1,3711) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626309992826687489, from: @bearhook4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:58:12 (HIGH,0,,,47) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626241652359835648, from: @sandiegoangels (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:26:38 (HIGH,,5,,760) SLEEPY PERRY IS AWAKE]
[tweet: 1626199313700487169, from: @brandoncrosby (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:24 (HIGH,0,,,1107) Nooooo!]
[tweet: 1626243667416477696, from: @willforthrill (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:34:39 (HIGH,0,,,205) nooooooooooooooooo]
[tweet: 1626237972826963968, from: @zzach___ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:12:01 (HIGH,,5,1,522) Angels need Moore pitching]
[tweet: 1626282488812433408, from: @pauliuskase (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:08:54 (HIGH,,1,,27) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626252054577688576, from: @telescos_burner (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:07:58 (HIGH,,1,,176) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626236671640625153, from: @txrangers2023 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:06:51 (HIGH,,2,,202) Josh Jung taking his ass deep]
[tweet: 1626203144589017088, from: @thejoc26 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:53:37 (HIGH,0,,,360) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626209682036785152, from: @srice7000 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:19:36 (HIGH,,,1,1525) Nice Mets didn’t need him we good @StevenACohen2 closed up shop short of finishing again no thump in the lineup no depth shorten pen]
[tweet: 1626451100675997698, from: @richardasabino (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:18:55 (LOW,0,,,7) Will not matter. This is the Angels]
[tweet: 1626199854622842880, from: @notunclestv (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:40:33 (LOW,0,,,416) Fucking fuck man]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626199289234956289, from: @mets_town (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:18 (ABUSIVE,,,1,266) Mets better get brittan they missed out on Chafin and now Moore]
[tweet: 1626212202146566144, from: @martemoonshot (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:29:37 (ABUSIVE,,,1,144) They want guys with options they won’t go for Britton]
[tweet: 1626199416095866880, from: @hiurafan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:48 (ABUSIVE,,3,,202) The angels are seeking moore bullpen help it appears]
[tweet: 1626203943540850688, from: @rosywhoo9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:56:48 (ABUSIVE,0,,,127) umm hi]

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Free-agent left-handed reliever Matt Moore closing in on deal with Angels, a source tells @TheAthletic. Moore, 33, posted a 1.95 ERA and held opponents to a .564 OPS in 74 innings with the Rangers last season.
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Signing of Moore will continue busy Angels offseason in which team added LH Tyler Anderson, RH Carlos Estévez, IF Gio Urshela, OF Hunter Renfroe, IF Brandon Drury and OF Brett Phillips.
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the Angels might be a problem this season. if everyone (Trout) stays healthy
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Crazy that it took him that long to sign given how good he was for the amount of innings he gave the Rangers. Kinda shocked they didn’t bring him back since their bullpen is suspect
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While 4+ ERA Taylor Rogers had no issue getting $33 million
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This is fantastic for meme purposes
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I will never forgive Girardi for pulling him during his perfect game.
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Nice Mets didn’t need him we good @StevenACohen2 closed up shop short of finishing again no thump in the lineup no depth shorten pen
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Angels certainly have a fair share of lefties. Moore will be a pen guy, but still a lot.
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More like Rendon, Trout made a huge impact even with games missed
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The angels are seeking moore bullpen help it appears
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GM PM is actually listening to you guys @LockedOnAngels @SuperHaloBros
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@reclinernerd @TepidP any idea why @Rangers are letting this happen?
If he's signing for two years or less at around $7M-$8.5M/yr with the angels, it would be mind boggling to let him go to a rival at that fair price after not adding bullpen help.
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Moore not a typical lefty. He held RHB to a .165/.282/.255 slash line.
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The Angels are winning the World Series.
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Mets better get brittan they missed out on Chafin and now Moore
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hahahahaha this was my first thought too
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nooooooooooooooooo
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Why do I feel like this guys been playing since the beginning of time.
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They want guys with options they won’t go for Britton
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How the hell did the Jays not sign him? With only one lefty in the pen.
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Thought this guy was a modern day Koufax after that 2011 WC start
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He made his debut in 2011, same year as Trout.
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Josh Jung taking his ass deep
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Will not matter. This is the Angels
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Angels need Moore pitching
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Elaborate on this
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Texas has beens always go to LAA
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W angels
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I will miss you, legend
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The perfect Angel
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Now show his stats with the Phillies
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Ita perfect
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He'll yes Solid move
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@seegeewhy @toku808 over/under 4.99 era for this guy in ‘23?
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Solid move Halos
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Great signing
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It is 4 am there
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:(
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Nooooo!
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Who?
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Do we know the contract?
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Fucking fuck man
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@JVmeant2be @johnbelliveau9   oh boooyyyy Matt Moore!
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1.95 ERA 
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Tired
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@RaWGuJuDesi @James_Torrico
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Mets will get Britton
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Who?
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HES NOT DONE
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Bruh Chaim wyd
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@tylermilliken_ @EdHand89 @BOSSportsGordo @BigSoxGuy
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Ugh
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ok
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ken we are simply them
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umm hi 
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SLEEPY PERRY IS AWAKE
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thats a cool move
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Yes!!!!
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@THEPRONK45 
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W
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[tweet: 1626224365523324932, from: @priusport (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:17:57 (HIGH,0,,,53) Nice try, but you have to doubt if it will work.]
[tweet: 1626021915155464193, from: @scottcasten17 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:53:29 (HIGH,0,,,320) Are we going to have to hear this all year? It’s health just like last year. They replaced guys they lost]
[tweet: 1626384736816971777, from: @mrzgeist (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:55:12 (HIGH,0,,,14) yup it is going to be this and the payroll. then how much money is going to players on the IL]
[tweet: 0, from: @wsj (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,2,12,126,159846) Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.]
[tweet: 1626383504597557250, from: @mrzgeist (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:50:18 (HIGH,0,,,41) if we get 15 starts out of each we’ll be lucky]
[tweet: 1626215345743876097, from: @raymitten (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:42:06 (HIGH,,2,,88) Thanks.  There isn’t enough Mets content on Twitter.]
[tweet: 1626021592722718727, from: @davidlemke15 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:52:12 (HIGH,,2,,1125) Pitching is alr cooked and it hasn’t even been a week]
[tweet: 1626023562099433472, from: @sr3five (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:00:01 (HIGH,,1,,557) Didn’t read the article but I’d imagine it says something along the lines of continue to let Max Scherzer throw 7 innings an outting in spring training]
[tweet: 1626022028661735431, from: @nyderek_22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:53:56 (HIGH,,,1,291) Both will be done by October and the Yankees will be celebrating 28]
[tweet: 1626592577142272002, from: @adamtigeradam (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:41:05 (HIGH,0,,,3) Keep dreaming only been 13 years since 27]
[tweet: 1626024523177857027, from: @randal_cone (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:03:51 (HIGH,0,,,222) The Mets aren’t certain to win the World Series? What a concept]
[tweet: 1626027056155832320, from: @2020craycray (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:13:54 (HIGH,0,,,310) One Ace will be 40 next week and the other 39 in July.  Hope for the best what else can you do?]
[tweet: 1626592976804937730, from: @adamtigeradam (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:42:40 (HIGH,0,,,3) The difference being they are both hof pitchers]
[tweet: 1626176555767455744, from: @r3h0l3s (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:07:58 (HIGH,,1,,193) If there was a system to protect pitchers, then every team would use it.  You deal with what comes by having strong arms in waiting.]
[tweet: 1626021557654138880, from: @friarrigosd (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:52:04 (HIGH,,2,,450) old men]
[tweet: 1626023517132144640, from: @joeyjapanese (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:59:51 (HIGH,1,,1,142) Your team just gave yu darvish 6 years at age 36 lol]
[tweet: 1626201198024851457, from: @realmetman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:45:53 (HIGH,,1,,230) 6 man rotation.. they absolutely should be adopting this]
[tweet: 1626021523029913603, from: @lvsportsnbettin (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:51:55 (HIGH,0,,,416) Degrom coming back baby]
[tweet: 1626021581611737089, from: @thejoc26 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:52:09 (HIGH,0,,,139) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626021718451003393, from: @whyjays (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:52:42 (HIGH,,3,,407) Get out the bubble wrap! Lol]
[tweet: 1626034072815378434, from: @brianlovesfall (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:41:47 (HIGH,0,,,95) They both gonna fade in October]
[tweet: 1626422903246929930, from: @151_gene (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:26:52 (HIGH,0,,,9) No one is paying to read the athletic.]
[tweet: 1626021580827463681, from: @_901ja (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:52:09 (HIGH,1,9,1,340) How about how to protect a 10.5 game lead]
[tweet: 1626057123024052224, from: @jpv75199106 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:13:23 (HIGH,0,,,64) Damn another original joke from the most insecure fanbase on the planet]
[tweet: 1626201289502908419, from: @big_joe_mcgravy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:46:15 (ABUSIVE,0,,,23) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626201348395143169, from: @big_joe_mcgravy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:46:29 (ABUSIVE,0,,,23) [empty]]

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Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.
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Didn’t read the article but I’d imagine it says something along the lines of continue to let Max Scherzer throw 7 innings an outting in spring training
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If there was a system to protect pitchers, then every team would use it.  You deal with what comes by having strong arms in waiting.
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Both will be done by October and the Yankees will be celebrating 28
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How about how to protect a 10.5 game lead
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Damn another original joke from the most insecure fanbase on the planet
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6 man rotation.. they absolutely should be adopting this
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Are we going to have to hear this all year? It’s health just like last year. They replaced guys they lost
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Thanks.  There isn’t enough Mets content on Twitter.
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The Mets aren’t certain to win the World Series? What a concept
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Pitching is alr cooked and it hasn’t even been a week
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Your team just gave yu darvish 6 years at age 36 lol
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One Ace will be 40 next week and the other 39 in July.  Hope for the best what else can you do?
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Get out the bubble wrap! Lol
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yup it is going to be this and the payroll. then how much money is going to players on the IL
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They both gonna fade in October
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 orders: orig=21, rank=16, date=14
The difference being they are both hof pitchers
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 orders: orig=13, rank=17, date=26
No one is paying to read the athletic.
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 orders: orig=22, rank=18, date=24
Nice try, but you have to doubt if it will work.
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 orders: orig=1, rank=19, date=21
if we get 15 starts out of each we’ll be lucky
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 orders: orig=5, rank=20, date=22
Keep dreaming only been 13 years since 27
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 orders: orig=10, rank=21, date=25
 old men 
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Degrom coming back baby
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 orders: orig=18, rank=23, date=2

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 orders: orig=19, rank=24, date=4

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 orders: orig=25, rank=25, date=18

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