Search run analysis for @dril from Fri, February 17, 2023 at 01:15:04 -0800 (logged in)

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[tweet: 1626321138744979456, from: @theamitie (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:42:29 (HIGH,,38,1,8374) Dril are you hanging out at rose and Lincoln in Venice]
[tweet: 1626322823395565568, from: @dril (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:49:11 (HIGH,6,402,4,7906) nice try cia]
[tweet: 1626332548837044225, from: @bullsandbucks22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:27:50 (HIGH,0,,,1042) Dril you live in Chicago]
[tweet: 1626410611382026240, from: @askhalid (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 06:38:01 (HIGH,,1,,1272) Come drink with us at The Whaler!]
[tweet: 1626366100463095811, from: @randpiers (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:41:09 (HIGH,0,,,383) wait, what?]
[tweet: 1626446363155173376, from: @ozzman313 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:00:05 (HIGH,0,,,37) You live in Ohio?!]
[tweet: 1626321277949558784, from: @phlcraft (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:43:02 (HIGH,,1,,2708) Uh oh Dril’s in Fishtown !!]
[tweet: 1626415979566710785, from: @vreysmart (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:59:21 (HIGH,0,,,310) Did you get this from @bornferal ?]
[tweet: 1626320055691620353, from: @likesowntweets (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:38:11 (HIGH,,17,,5888) Jenny's Ice Cream is the real Comet Ping Pong]
[tweet: 1626351959081996288, from: @mrbillysloan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:44:57 (HIGH,0,,,1009) Thank you for your beautiful words.]
[tweet: 1626448388131627009, from: @badgalbetsy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:08:08 (HIGH,,1,1,129) jenis won’t let me bring my dog in so i don’t patronize the establishment and now i see i’ve made the right choice]
[tweet: 1626448460533624833, from: @badgalbetsy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:08:25 (HIGH,,1,,26) it’s pronounced jenis]
[tweet: 1626320150524829699, from: @maharajaz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:38:34 (HIGH,,21,,6987) the most appropriate and warranted response here]
[tweet: 1626394178090422273, from: @mrdiamondegg (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:32:43 (HIGH,0,,,237) I love shit]
[tweet: 1626469652162564096, from: @idiotreadsnews2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:32:38 (HIGH,0,,,47) haw haw you went to a girl restaurant]
[tweet: 1626323310517620736, from: @benman5651 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:51:07 (HIGH,,18,,4214) That’s so cool dude I love soccer flavored ice cream they always add the rubber turf sprinkles and kick the back of my calves until I get a Charlie horse.]
[tweet: 1626320192149102595, from: @titus_willis (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:38:44 (HIGH,0,,,2967) @jakeyp002 thoughts?]
[tweet: 1626322556386185216, from: @arandomproducer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:48:07 (HIGH,1,54,3,2963) is this true???? has drill gone Woke?]
[tweet: 1626377685768318976, from: @farlanewastaken (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:27:11 (HIGH,,1,,208) Babe wake up new dril just dropped]
[tweet: 1626320036674633728, from: @bleopfella (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:38:06 (HIGH,0,,,2089) dril Has gone Woke]
[tweet: 1626320009969688576, from: @cooperhoffman_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:38:00 (HIGH,,1,,3169) I don’t think I wanna do that friend!]
[tweet: 1626320375607881729, from: @haha_what (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:39:27 (HIGH,,2,1,2298) Finally, an ice cream for nice guys.]
[tweet: 1626344564616482816, from: @1000pizzaslices (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:15:34 (HIGH,0,,,132) nice cream]
[tweet: 1626321961482846210, from: @flipsyhustle (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:45:45 (HIGH,0,,,1585) Aka ‘Twitter’]
[tweet: 1626319995503247360, from: @gavinbena (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:37:57 (HIGH,0,,,1728) ooh i love ice cream]
[tweet: 1626449898768936963, from: @mlehhhhh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:14:08 (HIGH,,2,,308) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626320127137546240, from: @sbfargentina (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:38:28 (HIGH,0,,,766) Yum]
[tweet: 1626336187957870593, from: @juicesimpsons (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:42:17 (HIGH,0,,,1178) Taste like Moustache, soccer Ball]
[tweet: 1626509855371546625, from: @nourishedbydirt (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:12:23 (HIGH,0,,,1) Lmao]
[tweet: 1626320027380056071, from: @seth_joshua (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:38:04 (HIGH,0,,,1371) yum]
[tweet: 1626337507351592961, from: @guarbaird (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:47:32 (HIGH,0,,,719) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626320305412079618, from: @bloodraveblade (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:39:11 (HIGH,,6,,1393) Jenis]
[tweet: 1626320033336131589, from: @zacao (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:38:06 (HIGH,0,,,1362) what flavour]
[tweet: 1626324098895777792, from: @jncoguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:54:15 (HIGH,,2,,1952) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626325676872826882, from: @superbitchparty (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:00:31 (HIGH,0,,,718) lactose intolerant huh]
[tweet: 1626323542345220099, from: @philliedrone (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:52:02 (HIGH,0,,,1060) oh god @proton_don]
[tweet: 1626321449156853765, from: @kbenjaminstone (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:43:43 (HIGH,,,1,650) Is @derek8185338254 running this account now?]
[tweet: 1626321728707362816, from: @lookabee83 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:44:50 (HIGH,,2,,127) it's. Me sorry]
[tweet: 1626320578029457409, from: @weederedeew (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:40:16 (HIGH,0,,,1037) This was already done, you just don't remember]
[tweet: 1626324739110182912, from: @woodmuffin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:56:48 (HIGH,,3,,2093) I hope it tastes like Ted's Ass 'ole]
[tweet: 1626386716612231169, from: @p22ghostpanther (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:03:04 (HIGH,0,,,112) ok good nice]
[tweet: 1626322940701691908, from: @mrglasshalfemt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:49:39 (HIGH,,6,,1265) This is dril brain]
[tweet: 1626481959273635845, from: @sirhcretnevac (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:21:32 (HIGH,0,,,15) This ain't even a top 3 ice cream in Ohio...   Not Handels]
[tweet: 1626321199826632704, from: @judieganul (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:42:44 (HIGH,,5,1,1646) where is the real dril?]
[tweet: 1626323270965374976, from: @shebasublime (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:50:58 (HIGH,0,,,466) ur not. ur pretending. tryna take my will and picking and choosing what to "mirror"]
[tweet: 1626338735527718913, from: @thiscoolirl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:52:25 (HIGH,0,,,891) i heard that as part of the promotion the pelosis are buying a third fridge to keep as an apartment for jason sudeikis]
[tweet: 1626320789309116417, from: @badgerciops (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:41:06 (HIGH,,,1,1356) what's so problematic about....Jeni's Ice Cream?]
[tweet: 1626321274241974274, from: @svensvensven4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:43:02 (HIGH,,1,,388) this is psychological warfare against me personally]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626343784564023296, from: @aaca (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:12:28 (ABUSIVE,0,,,50) Hi! Could we pay for a promotion under your viral tweet? DM us!]

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That’s so cool dude I love soccer flavored ice cream they always add the rubber turf sprinkles and kick the back of my calves until I get a Charlie horse.
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the most appropriate and warranted response here
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Dril are you hanging out at rose and Lincoln in Venice
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this is psychological warfare against me personally
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jenis won’t let me bring my dog in so i don’t patronize the establishment and now i see i’ve made the right choice
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is this true???? has drill gone Woke?
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i heard that as part of the promotion the pelosis are buying a third fridge to keep as an apartment for jason sudeikis
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what's so problematic about....Jeni's Ice Cream?
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Jenny's Ice Cream is the real Comet Ping Pong
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Finally, an ice cream for nice guys.
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Hi! Could we pay for a promotion under your viral tweet? DM us!
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ur not. ur pretending. tryna take my will and picking and choosing what to "mirror"
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This was already done, you just don't remember
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This ain't even a top 3 ice cream in Ohio... 

Not Handels
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Thank you for your beautiful words.
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I hope it tastes like Ted's Ass 'ole
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nice try cia
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I don’t think I wanna do that friend!
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Babe wake up new dril just dropped
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haw haw you went to a girl restaurant
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Come drink with us at The Whaler!
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lactose intolerant huh
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This is dril brain
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Jenis
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@jakeyp002 thoughts?
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Is @derek8185338254 running this account now?
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it’s pronounced jenis
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where is the real dril?
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what flavour
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it's. Me sorry
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Aka ‘Twitter’
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Taste like Moustache, soccer Ball
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Uh oh Dril’s in Fishtown !!
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ooh i love ice cream
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dril Has gone Woke
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Dril you live in Chicago
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nice cream
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yum
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I love shit
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Yum
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wait, what?
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Did you get this from @bornferal ?
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oh god @proton_don
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ok good nice
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You live in Ohio?!
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Lmao
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[tweet: 1626330592001269760, from: @letusnba (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:20:03 (HIGH,0,,,87) It's "diarrhoea"]
[tweet: 1626312428433686530, from: @therealdcf (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:07:53 (HIGH,0,,,770) Isn't science and technology amazing?]
[tweet: 1626307388310687749, from: @schurgy16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:47:51 (HIGH,0,,,1424) This is what I want my tax dollars going to]
[tweet: 1626309184919838722, from: @thelastjoshua (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:54:59 (HIGH,0,,,595) This is very timely news]
[tweet: 1626411515833159681, from: @sloanflournoy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:41:37 (HIGH,,1,,744) The silence from big poop on this is deafening.]
[tweet: 1626306409481510920, from: @flynndreno (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:57 (HIGH,,6,,655) Is there a new person tweeting from this account? Old dril wasn’t nearly this topical]
[tweet: 1626311921556398080, from: @boonehighbutth2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:05:52 (HIGH,0,,,145) It must be the one from the 2010s era because they did a lot of topical stuff.]
[tweet: 1626429329872678912, from: @mydontknow (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:52:24 (HIGH,,2,,656) I did the same and got this]
[tweet: 1626373428906172416, from: @alexdelker (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:10:16 (HIGH,,4,,2218) this is what using technology for good looks like]
[tweet: 1626331240340094977, from: @chriskilroy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:22:38 (HIGH,,1,,550) Stop stealing all of the human jobs!!]
[tweet: 1626320314098454529, from: @malikdama (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:39:13 (HIGH,0,,,81) how many fingers did t have?]
[tweet: 1626336815010676737, from: @liquid_diarrhea (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:44:47 (HIGH,0,,,149) What I wouldn’t give to see The Perfect Diarrhea….]
[tweet: 0, from: @the33rdteamfb (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,368,3694,277,1780721) POST-SUPER BOWL POWER RANKINGS  Where does your team rank heading into the offseason?]
[tweet: 1626357063239536647, from: @sheatbh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:05:14 (HIGH,0,,,225) Okay this is all the proof I need Cody Ko and Noel Miller run this account]
[tweet: 1626306497646059522, from: @magicpaw (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:44:19 (HIGH,1,116,,5087) That's not impressive. You can feed me 1 order of chicken wings and I'll produce the same result]
[tweet: 1626426167954907140, from: @seatek_astroboy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:39:50 (HIGH,,1,,51) Finally.]
[tweet: 1626354751985295362, from: @heebeegeebe (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:56:03 (HIGH,0,,,706) This is a south park episode. It really makes it all make sense.]
[tweet: 1626453118224371712, from: @unkwn69420 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:26:56 (HIGH,0,,,40) pics or it didnt happen]
[tweet: 1626319209272688643, from: @mrdiamondegg (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:34:49 (HIGH,0,,,182) Please post more about poop.]
[tweet: 1626314619525406722, from: @simhhh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:16:35 (HIGH,0,,,233) At last a Dril tweet obvious enough for even me to understand.]
[tweet: 1626306363801452554, from: @firelily (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:47 (HIGH,1,71,,7720) Serendipity]
[tweet: 1626306472287080448, from: @gopaddyladdy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:44:12 (HIGH,0,,,1020) He’s back, everybody.]
[tweet: 1626395859314413568, from: @executivejeff1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:39:24 (HIGH,0,,,66) inevitable outcome]
[tweet: 1626307424675106819, from: @banchmazin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:48:00 (HIGH,,3,,1284) Investors are chomping at the bit to get in on the ground floor]
[tweet: 1626458107885887489, from: @shadowulfe2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:46:45 (HIGH,0,,,53) That's what I'm doing right now]
[tweet: 1626306233987747846, from: @rmourz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:16 (HIGH,,1,,1303) Dril you’ve done it again]
[tweet: 1626330736025387009, from: @swervot3k (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:20:37 (HIGH,0,,,356) Boomer boss seeing the final product: god I love a good BM]
[tweet: 1626337109232734208, from: @23logic (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:45:57 (HIGH,0,,,96) I thought you were going to say @SouthPark]
[tweet: 1626306208897417216, from: @twink4senate (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:10 (HIGH,,2,,965) ur moms cooking]
[tweet: 1626400332946501633, from: @kasrakhan_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:57:11 (HIGH,0,,,20) trippy]
[tweet: 1626315918858145793, from: @lookabee83 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:21:45 (HIGH,,5,1,1245) poop is similar across all geography, social status and races, it's beautiful]
[tweet: 1626316566542405633, from: @pupperpats (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:24:19 (HIGH,,1,,176) the one thing that unites us all]
[tweet: 1626334132920803341, from: @bencollinge_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:34:07 (HIGH,0,,,183) @H_Galley Machine]
[tweet: 1626306709768601605, from: @ilovepets420 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:45:09 (HIGH,,4,,1623) don't sign you're posts!!!!!]
[tweet: 1626377626095869952, from: @donballz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:26:57 (HIGH,0,,,54) yeah but it has too many fingers]
[tweet: 1626324375329771523, from: @slweeb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:55:21 (HIGH,1,3,,213) SCARY: This AI Only Dreams Of Diarrhea Images]
[tweet: 1626306244649619456, from: @dogsrnice (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:18 (HIGH,,1,,711) The future is now]
[tweet: 1626326949080535042, from: @charlesredfern (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:05:35 (HIGH,,1,,192) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626307594297171969, from: @zacao (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:48:40 (HIGH,,1,,240) garbage in, garbage out]
[tweet: 1626313071466807297, from: @nil_joel (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:10:26 (HIGH,,,1,407) @eph__em__era]
[tweet: 1626321891165339648, from: @eph__em__era (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:45:29 (HIGH,0,,,64) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626306397431533568, from: @pafts_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:55 (HIGH,0,,,223) ai is truly epic]
[tweet: 1626403192916574208, from: @goobypls89 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:08:32 (HIGH,0,,,89) So the Twilight Saga.]
[tweet: 1626308100893339648, from: @llewcid (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:50:41 (HIGH,,1,,595) How many fingers]
[tweet: 1626306179587506176, from: @dragaliameme (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:03 (HIGH,0,,,537) True]
[tweet: 1626313567858311170, from: @retrobitgamer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:12:24 (HIGH,0,,,152) diarrhea... of the mind]
[tweet: 1626357031547330560, from: @hefanstill (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:05:07 (HIGH,,1,,130) have you seen guy poops diarrhea in phone store?]
[tweet: 1626439229659131904, from: @emcoffey3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:31:44 (HIGH,0,,,19) and that is how we invented the woke mind virus]
[tweet: 1626306282964635648, from: @cupcakeboner (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:43:27 (HIGH,,10,,765) woke diarrhea tho]
[tweet: 1626306874978238464, from: @willrandship (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:45:48 (HIGH,,1,,263) You can call this a joke all you want, but the medical industry might well end up using something like this to diagnose patients.  Gotta watch out for Big Stool]
[tweet: 1626391959647490050, from: @treborrhurbarb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:23:54 (HIGH,,4,,593) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626392130779217921, from: @p22ghostpanther (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:24:35 (ABUSIVE,0,,,39) boner party (unless your #MeatballRon) https://stayhipp.com/glossary/what-does-iykyk-mean/… @DrawThisTweet @palettefm_bot @DeformBot @bot_png banana in pocket. boner party. tent in pants. hose out of stable]
[tweet: 1626392232021426176, from: @palettefm_bot (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:24:59 (ABUSIVE,0,,,15) I gave the image a digital makeover. (・・;)ゞ  chief dyes: rugged tan, base camp, groovy lemon pie, testosterose, camping trip, and flip-flop.  frame]

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 POST-SUPER BOWL POWER RANKINGS

Where does your team rank heading into the offseason?
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Serendipity
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That's not impressive. You can feed me 1 order of chicken wings and I'll produce the same result
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poop is similar across all geography, social status and races, it's beautiful
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You can call this a joke all you want, but the medical industry might well end up using something like this to diagnose patients.

Gotta watch out for Big Stool
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Is there a new person tweeting from this account? Old dril wasn’t nearly this topical
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SCARY: This AI Only Dreams Of Diarrhea Images
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Investors are chomping at the bit to get in on the ground floor
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I gave the image a digital makeover. (・・;)ゞ

chief dyes: rugged tan, base camp, groovy lemon pie, testosterose, camping trip, and flip-flop.

frame
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What I wouldn’t give to see The Perfect Diarrhea….
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have you seen guy poops diarrhea in phone store?
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At last a Dril tweet obvious enough for even me to understand.
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this is what using technology for good looks like
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It must be the one from the 2010s era because they did a lot of topical stuff.
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This is a south park episode. It really makes it all make sense.
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The silence from big poop on this is deafening.
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boner party (unless your #MeatballRon) https://stayhipp.com/glossary/what-does-iykyk-mean/… @DrawThisTweet @palettefm_bot @DeformBot @bot_png
banana in pocket. boner party. tent in pants. hose out of stable
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inevitable outcome
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the one thing that unites us all
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This is what I want my tax dollars going to
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Okay this is all the proof I need Cody Ko and Noel Miller run this account
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Boomer boss seeing the final product: god I love a good BM
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woke diarrhea tho
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Stop stealing all of the human jobs!!
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Isn't science and technology amazing?
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and that is how we invented the woke mind virus
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He’s back, everybody.
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how many fingers did t have?
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yeah but it has too many fingers
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I did the same and got this
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It's "diarrhoea"
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I thought you were going to say @SouthPark
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That's what I'm doing right now
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Finally.
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diarrhea... of the mind
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@H_Galley Machine
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ur moms cooking
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don't sign you're posts!!!!!
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How many fingers
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ai is truly epic
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garbage in, garbage out
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Dril you’ve done it again
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The future is now
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Please post more about poop.
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@eph__em__era 
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True
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This is very timely news
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pics or it didnt happen
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trippy
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So the Twilight Saga.
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[tweet: 1626283867069095943, from: @dril (UNKNOWN) on 02/04/23 03:26:30 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Looking into it]
[tweet: 1626284647754629124, from: @pinacoin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:17:29 (HIGH,,23,,2634) >click button  “Service unavailable, please try again” LET ME IN]
[tweet: 1626286539876491267, from: @thegluesniffer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:25:00 (HIGH,,,1,438) I had the same problem. You need to make an account with them first, then give the app access to your Twitter, then you can subscribe and they’ll start blocking the Blue Man Group for you]
[tweet: 1626315981424414721, from: @catchimg (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:22:00 (HIGH,0,,,936) So I just put my social security number here in your replies and it works?]
[tweet: 1626284214931914752, from: @jrpto (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:15:46 (HIGH,,3,1,2674) How do I know your the real wint]
[tweet: 1626284644982222851, from: @andrewwestfall4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:17:28 (HIGH,,6,1,533) The same way you always have]
[tweet: 1626309833329631232, from: @themonipodio (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:57:34 (HIGH,0,,,457) It took paid blue checks to get dril to drop the irony. After 15 years on the site.]
[tweet: 1626307151835680768, from: @386dx4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:46:54 (HIGH,0,,,1396) Blockbot is struggling to take logins due to cloudflare thanks to Dear Leader dril's glorious advice]
[tweet: 1626308825316831234, from: @heyimrachelcook (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:53:33 (HIGH,,1,,574) this is also hilarious bc it shows there isn't even that many paid blue subs]
[tweet: 1626284164696666112, from: @kvetcha (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:15:34 (HIGH,,6,,2224) Interesting]
[tweet: 1626296302941179904, from: @chogidog (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:03:48 (HIGH,,2,,611) 268,000 x 8 = ... only $2.1 million? Don't think that'll keep servers up for long]
[tweet: 1626478824333488128, from: @buckeyemike23 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:09:04 (HIGH,0,,,37) I followed you just because you brought my attention to BlockTheBlue and subscribed just now.]
[tweet: 1626284401968484353, from: @colorprinter_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:16:30 (HIGH,,1,,1626) concerning.]
[tweet: 1626321893920845824, from: @all_accs_taken (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:45:29 (HIGH,0,,,600) Interesting]
[tweet: 1626377776948252672, from: @grimonomicon (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:27:33 (HIGH,,1,,465) Interesting.]
[tweet: 1626286214356799488, from: @down10_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:23:43 (HIGH,0,,,590) their link is down. :(]
[tweet: 1626300126930010114, from: @zo_ort (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:19:00 (HIGH,0,,,586) Süpermiş canım]
[tweet: 1626288588592742407, from: @two5five (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:33:09 (HIGH,,5,,1134) Concerning]
[tweet: 1626287295572606976, from: @mollypriddy (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 10:28:00 (HIGH,,3,,4050) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626284634542669826, from: @mystletainnnavi (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:17:26 (HIGH,,6,,1638) Interesting]
[tweet: 1626284908011290625, from: @gbaspgamer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:18:31 (HIGH,,9,,1589) Interesting]
[tweet: 1626284594038206465, from: @fiyingfairies (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:17:16 (HIGH,1,11,,2023) Interesting]
[tweet: 1626285564877045764, from: @austinjcook (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:21:08 (HIGH,0,,,975) Wow.]
[tweet: 1626287768203669513, from: @blocktheblue (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:29:53 (HIGH,2,176,4,8554) Tiny server, so you just killed it lol ... Will be up and down a bit today now I think :D]
[tweet: 1626295940184436738, from: @sandyegghohoho (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:02:21 (HIGH,0,,,807) Sorry I'm a dumb dumb on how this works.  Since I connected to this service last week, does that mean all the blocks you fwd me stay active?    Or (I think this isn't right) the blocks go down if the server goes down?]
[tweet: 1626284056462721025, from: @cheflubu_atl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:15:08 (HIGH,,23,,2677) The dril-bump:tm: is real]
[tweet: 1626287777498243074, from: @dabottel (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:29:55 (HIGH,,5,,756) Interesting]
[tweet: 1626305263451127808, from: @gestaltsea (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:39:24 (HIGH,0,,,714) Interesting]
[tweet: 1626286115169751041, from: @bigobouthethird (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:23:19 (HIGH,0,,,822) Concerning]
[tweet: 1626295421483069441, from: @notoriousic4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:00:18 (HIGH,0,,,310) Sad]
[tweet: 1626299110528811008, from: @yankeesutahn (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:14:57 (HIGH,,16,,634) “I am not crazy! The dril account has changed owners! You think the original dril would post this many consecutive coherent tweets on one topic?”]
[tweet: 1626458301524484097, from: @megoodposture (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:47:31 (HIGH,0,,,46) You’re killing them, Smalls]
[tweet: 1626286580083073025, from: @tinylittlesmal1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:25:10 (HIGH,0,,,475) Haha classic @dril what a whacky little character]
[tweet: 1626297760897966082, from: @ramranchgamer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:09:36 (LOW,0,,,247) You're really sticking it to Elon by uhh... continuing to use twitter lmao]
[tweet: 1626305342136270849, from: @vraskh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:39:43 (LOW,,1,1,78) This guy wishes he could afford to pay for blue so he rides Elon to make up for it]
[tweet: 1626335777394425856, from: @sfxk (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:40:39 (LOW,0,,,129) Way to go asshole]

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Interesting
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Interesting
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Interesting
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Interesting
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“I am not crazy! The dril account has changed owners! You think the original dril would post this many consecutive coherent tweets on one topic?”
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Tiny server, so you just killed it lol ... Will be up and down a bit today now I think :D
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Interesting
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>click button 
“Service unavailable, please try again”
LET ME IN
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I had the same problem. You need to make an account with them first, then give the app access to your Twitter, then you can subscribe and they’ll start blocking the Blue Man Group for you
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Concerning
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Sorry I'm a dumb dumb on how this works.  Since I connected to this service last week, does that mean all the blocks you fwd me stay active?  

Or (I think this isn't right) the blocks go down if the server goes down?
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Interesting.
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Interesting
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Interesting
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concerning.
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Concerning
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The same way you always have
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This guy wishes he could afford to pay for blue so he rides Elon to make up for it
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268,000 x 8 = ... only $2.1 million?
Don't think that'll keep servers up for long
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How do I know your the real wint
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You're really sticking it to Elon by uhh... continuing to use twitter lmao
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this is also hilarious bc it shows there isn't even that many paid blue subs
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I followed you just because you brought my attention to BlockTheBlue and subscribed just now.
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Blockbot is struggling to take logins due to cloudflare thanks to Dear Leader dril's glorious advice
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Haha classic @dril what a whacky little character
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So I just put my social security number here in your replies and it works?
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It took paid blue checks to get dril to drop the irony. After 15 years on the site.
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Looking into it
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The dril-bump™ is real
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their link is down. :(
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Süpermiş canım
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You’re killing them, Smalls
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Wow.
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Way to go asshole
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Sad
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[tweet: 1626278587937562624, from: @shadowpowerup (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:53:24 (HIGH,3,41,2,10033) What about sex workers though? Do they get to be an exception with different rules for some reason?]
[tweet: 1626279450584453120, from: @dril (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:56:50 (HIGH,110,1097,7,19775) every one who buys twitter blue is a sex worker because they are sucking off the Mods .]
[tweet: 1626299392499286017, from: @ixpehua (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:16:05 (HIGH,0,,,1124) so true]
[tweet: 1626277770119548929, from: @lucyalays (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:50:09 (HIGH,,18,,4077) Rarely does dril beef with randos, but it's worth seeing!!]
[tweet: 1626276905979871232, from: @seth__goldsmith (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:46:43 (HIGH,,1,,3538) Hell yah bro]
[tweet: 1626276858969960449, from: @woodlickin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:46:32 (HIGH,1,53,1,4276) The only good blue check mark is a blocked blue check mark]
[tweet: 1626279590074413057, from: @odiin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:57:23 (HIGH,,12,,665) In this house we block the blue.]
[tweet: 1626286651965313026, from: @calvinbenefield (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:25:27 (HIGH,0,,,2002) yes SIR!]
[tweet: 1626277619615379456, from: @raethhollow (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:49:33 (HIGH,,4,,3842) he doesnt miss]
[tweet: 1626299592324136961, from: @uncleleftshark (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:16:52 (HIGH,0,,,1302) Bless.]
[tweet: 1626327497913823232, from: @death_camel_od (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:07:45 (HIGH,,,1,409) Some of your followed accounts have a check mark. I already blocked um ,]
[tweet: 1626335416071884803, from: @dangerouslytal (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:39:13 (HIGH,,2,,83) Mostly legacy]
[tweet: 1626276526156308481, from: @kelpwave (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:45:13 (HIGH,,17,1,3510) dril how do i tweet like you]
[tweet: 1626277683842674690, from: @wangleberry (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:49:49 (HIGH,,6,,539) post in FYAD fifteen years ago until you are too powerful even for the pink forum]
[tweet: 1626283470631698433, from: @isatresurgence (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:12:48 (HIGH,,2,,1233) Dril chose violence today]
[tweet: 1626334732823961601, from: @dangerouslytal (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:36:30 (HIGH,,3,1,310) Block them all, mock them first #BlockTheBlue]
[tweet: 1626282919235837956, from: @wordsfromc (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:10:37 (HIGH,,2,,1023) Blue checks is Twitter's way of letting us normies know that  accounts probably ran by someone Ret@rded.]
[tweet: 0, from: @jackbox (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,86,1147,77,10018286) Cravings satisfied and feeling extra energized with @jackinthebox's Red Bull Infusions]
[tweet: 1626278717373702147, from: @boiphyscosphere (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:53:55 (HIGH,,3,,1282) block em all lets mods sort it out]
[tweet: 1626276875499610112, from: @pimlius (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:46:36 (HIGH,,8,1,2049) Well they definitely got their post in front of more than 10 ppl now…]
[tweet: 1626277515407810562, from: @kp_smyth (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:49:09 (LOW,,2,,1365) Did someone buy this account or something? None of the usual panache lately.]
[tweet: 1626278311587631106, from: @dril (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:52:18 (LOW,2,94,1,1255) god bought this account bitch]
[tweet: 1626276867828228099, from: @italians4pete (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:46:34 (LOW,,1,,629) Where did the real Dril go]
[tweet: 1626283520153853956, from: @newsreader114 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:13:00 (ABUSIVE,,,1,273) he blocked everyone who liked the QT lol. what a little bitch]
[tweet: 1626314343674683392, from: @thereallennyl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:15:29 (ABUSIVE,,1,,47) Good idea. I'm going to do that as well.]
[tweet: 1626349921359077379, from: @anonano51268752 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:36:52 (ABUSIVE,0,,,72) Your Not Shadowbanned Your posts Are Just Utter DOGSHIT]
[tweet: 1626279121650323457, from: @vegandabcycle (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:55:32 (ABUSIVE,0,,,331) #TryVeganPlease]

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Cravings satisfied and feeling extra energized with @jackinthebox's Red Bull Infusions
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every one who buys twitter blue is a sex worker because they are sucking off the Mods .
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What about sex workers though? Do they get to be an exception with different rules for some reason?
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The only good blue check mark is a blocked blue check mark
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Well they definitely got their post in front of more than 10 ppl now…
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In this house we block the blue.
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post in FYAD fifteen years ago until you are too powerful even for the pink forum
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Rarely does dril beef with randos, but it's worth seeing!!
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Did someone buy this account or something? None of the usual panache lately.
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Block them all, mock them first #BlockTheBlue
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Some of your followed accounts have a check mark. I already blocked um ,
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block em all lets mods sort it out
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dril how do i tweet like you
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he blocked everyone who liked the QT lol. what a little bitch
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Blue checks is Twitter's way of letting us normies know that  accounts probably ran by someone Ret@rded.
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Your Not Shadowbanned Your posts Are Just Utter DOGSHIT
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god bought this account bitch
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Where did the real Dril go
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Good idea. I'm going to do that as well.
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he doesnt miss
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Dril chose violence today
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Mostly legacy
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Hell yah bro
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#TryVeganPlease
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Bless. 
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yes SIR!
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so true
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[tweet: 1626283867069095943, from: @dril (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:14:23 (HIGH,389,4375,31,365945) Looking into it]
[tweet: 1626295315266695169, from: @bluewest18 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:59:52 (HIGH,,4,,2232) Blocking Trump and Musk long ago were the best times I ever had on Twitter.]
[tweet: 1626278392910815235, from: @blocktheblue (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:52:38 (HIGH,4,107,7,15027) I've got 282K of them on the list, takes two weeks or more for the bot to block them all but isn't half the fun ;)  #BlockTheBlue]
[tweet: 1626273047681372160, from: @cattieroguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:31:23 (HIGH,,90,,22126) who are you and what did you do to dril]
[tweet: 1626272807603642368, from: @iistubby (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:30:26 (HIGH,1,2,2,8379) I'm seriously tempted to try it for one month to see what it does to my engagements.]
[tweet: 1626295936447131649, from: @spamtwister (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:02:21 (HIGH,,2,,894) Not for nothing, but what do you have to offer that is close to unique amongst all of the other users?  If you just want an echo chamber, those are easy enough to build]
[tweet: 1626274828129796101, from: @key_mo_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:38:28 (HIGH,,53,1,9072) Elon: "New feature rolling out today, Twitter Blue subscribers are unable to blocked moving forward, we're really excited to see how this affects user engagement"]
[tweet: 1626277152982437888, from: @zarchasmpgmr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:47:42 (HIGH,,7,,1137) Don’t give #BlockElon any ideas]
[tweet: 1626275780517928960, from: @xogxskeez (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:42:15 (HIGH,,194,,12316) The best part is no paid blues in the replies either cause they’re to scared to catch a block.]
[tweet: 1626319329078788096, from: @std_uname (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:35:18 (HIGH,,12,,577) They think they can hide in the quote tweets lol]
[tweet: 1626327766957187074, from: @silver_1_spirit (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:08:50 (HIGH,,1,,354) Love it.]
[tweet: 1626272768919576576, from: @cgsneal (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:30:17 (HIGH,,2,,2243) fight the good fight]
[tweet: 1626380908675891200, from: @eville_mike (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:39:59 (HIGH,,1,,668) Remember to also block all advertisers or “Promoted”.  I’m on a quest to see if there’s a Block list limit.]
[tweet: 1626274420556722182, from: @the8o8 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:36:51 (HIGH,,5,,3543) [empty]]
[tweet: 0, from: @mondaydotcom (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,14,82,10,3508176) What’s one work achievement that sounds impossible but happened IRL? We’ll go first: one of our clients reached 15X ROI!]
[tweet: 1626283759745073152, from: @abookly_83 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:13:57 (HIGH,3,28,1,7809) Been using this since the olden days. Still using it.]
[tweet: 1626284789258158080, from: @joshcrewsreally (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:18:03 (HIGH,,1,,443) You notice how many blue checkmarks you see in maga threads and whatnot? Like almost everyone chiming in is TB.]
[tweet: 1626415363130003456, from: @dangerouslytal (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:56:54 (HIGH,,,1,217) Smartass question: How do you know they hate it if you can't see their reaction because they are blocked?]
[tweet: 1626473322576748544, from: @orian57 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:47:13 (HIGH,,1,1,37) They purchased it specifically for attention.]
[tweet: 1626296128844046343, from: @redlittleladyin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:03:06 (HIGH,,1,,301) And  block  ads.]
[tweet: 1626326593143468032, from: @le_buns (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:04:10 (HIGH,1,17,,3663) dril’s reply threads will now be the most pure pockets of Twitter dot com]
[tweet: 1626272638006923264, from: @joshtweetscrap (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:29:46 (HIGH,,8,,15346) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626272754973437955, from: @ontheblock01 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:30:14 (HIGH,,11,,5888) They should rename it the dril block feature and sell it for $500]
[tweet: 1626275662502801408, from: @kaiju_mittens (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:41:47 (HIGH,3,385,2,20641) Dril you've been dropping a lot of sincere unironic bangers lately are you okay]
[tweet: 1626296298050670595, from: @worstending_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:03:47 (HIGH,,33,,2507) in a week he'll start talking in sentence case i fear]
[tweet: 1626318824034439168, from: @tawesbo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:33:17 (HIGH,,8,,1376) Ahh, not a blue check in sight. Bliss, pure bliss]
[tweet: 1626286189371170816, from: @dshwa76 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:23:37 (HIGH,3,49,,2624) Roses are Red If your Twitter's Blue It's a distinct pleasure  To mute or block you.]
[tweet: 1626283874824118273, from: @gartsharbo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:14:25 (HIGH,,11,,1717) Blocking blue checkmark a is always morally correct]
[tweet: 1626329585775411200, from: @wildbilbo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:16:03 (HIGH,,52,,3868) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626341454128848899, from: @oswilcomenza (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:03:13 (HIGH,,6,,5390) I cancelled it after a week and that was 2 months ago. they won’t take it away from me.]
[tweet: 1626347408069197827, from: @fandangogrin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:26:52 (HIGH,,19,,776) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626282362957881345, from: @bastard0fy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:08:24 (HIGH,,108,,6055) Love the twitter blue users quote tweeting this to Elon. They dunno what else to do lol]
[tweet: 1626284768051486726, from: @geraltofphilly (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:17:58 (HIGH,,6,,624) They gonna get blocked lol]
[tweet: 1626293387380011008, from: @1000pizzaslices (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:52:13 (HIGH,1,197,,8895) im not blocked! im not blocked! i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a butt plug]
[tweet: 1626277870753439744, from: @sheepsolute (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:50:33 (HIGH,,11,,3328) We need a browser extension to do it automatically.]
[tweet: 1626273608258519044, from: @butt_genius (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:33:37 (HIGH,1,12,1,6692) y'all better may or may not be notable okay]
[tweet: 1626272171700920320, from: @peacefulzealot (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:27:55 (HIGH,,11,,7673) You’re doing God’s work, friend.]
[tweet: 1626273129755471876, from: @slickpoetry (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:31:43 (HIGH,,375,,11873) Its funny how @dril is the most recognized twitter account in the world, and thus doesn't need the blue check at all.]
[tweet: 1626278937767686144, from: @fartsandwich (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:54:48 (HIGH,,6,,7018) this is my favorite tweet]
[tweet: 1626272086636302338, from: @imskimzy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:27:34 (HIGH,,258,1,15996) Pay 11.99 just to catch a dril block]
[tweet: 1626349276568715265, from: @genadoesthings (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:34:18 (HIGH,,7,,1372) How dare you, they pay $8 a month specifically because they think it means people won't be able to block them.]
[tweet: 1626294683763613703, from: @samskiski (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:57:22 (HIGH,,1,,1085) No blues in the replies]
[tweet: 1626322516762587136, from: @shitegamedev (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:47:58 (HIGH,0,,,253) But what if being blocked is their fetish? dril, you’re playing right into their hands!]
[tweet: 1626343551532425219, from: @notashjustbones (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:11:33 (HIGH,0,,,610) i should start doing this]
[tweet: 1626400622655471617, from: @eedougd (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:58:20 (HIGH,,3,,448) Somehow I have so many fewer frothing racists in my feed now. Thanks Blocktheblue!]
[tweet: 1626401367010209792, from: @caseykulla (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 06:01:17 (HIGH,,2,,5881) Good idea]
[tweet: 1626353903687151617, from: @bradythorson (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:52:41 (HIGH,0,,,259) Time to give your dad the account back]
[tweet: 1626272600048508929, from: @__riane (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:29:37 (HIGH,,1,,4170) keeping it real]
[tweet: 1626434189212979200, from: @primo_gang (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:11:43 (HIGH,0,,,46) Based]
[tweet: 1626440880508010496, from: @fuckeagames (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:38:18 (HIGH,0,,,138) You're doing the lord's work. <3]
[tweet: 1626297236933193728, from: @tsemanticore (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:07:31 (HIGH,,1,,2180) How did you manage to get them all? It's a testament to your immense power.]
[tweet: 1626272100779536385, from: @shrugemoji69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:27:38 (HIGH,,3,,2393) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626274891535187970, from: @sir_squiggleton (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:38:43 (HIGH,,78,1,4150) Maybe they can pay extra to get unblocked. They love spending money on stupid things anyway]
[tweet: 1626283407842979842, from: @aidanmagoon (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:12:33 (HIGH,,2,1,794) When will dril eventually be killed by a Seal during a raid on their house to seize ballistic missile parts]
[tweet: 1626284490967379970, from: @travisbrown (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:16:52 (HIGH,,33,1,1770) Welcome to ANTIFA]
[tweet: 1626298673696243712, from: @estarianne (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:13:13 (HIGH,,3,,199) We have cookies.]
[tweet: 1626347824039460864, from: @evil_mog (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:28:31 (HIGH,,10,,5224) cool, I guess you can enjoy not having your daily dose of dad jokes from me]
[tweet: 1626372365964783620, from: @junlper (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:06:03 (HIGH,,75,,684) thanks for replying so we can block you]
[tweet: 1626273302862766080, from: @vengeancespice (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:32:24 (LOW,5,14,90,458184) U were like the most famous account on twitter but they wouldn’t give you a blue check because u didn’t work for WaPo but by all means hate the random users just like u rather than the system that makes it seem reasonable to pay just to get ur posts in front of more than 10 ppl]
[tweet: 1626322018478989312, from: @kpweaver27 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:45:59 (LOW,,29,,790) If you were funnier more people would follow you. This is really your fault]
[tweet: 1626431030079942657, from: @stvn875 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:59:09 (LOW,0,,,47) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626484431908225024, from: @terrachimp (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:31:21 (LOW,0,,,16) Oh shot I thought this was just about u being mean to people and I was like “that doesn’t sound like him” but then I saw who u wanna be mean to and I’m like “he did it again, that beautiful sum bitch did it again.”]
[tweet: 1626432536846155777, from: @botono9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:05:09 (LOW,0,,,50) Musk isn't a Blue sub because he doesn't want to catch a dril block]
[tweet: 1626397044880572416, from: @titter42069 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:44:07 (LOW,0,,,155) Please block me]
[tweet: 1626278589959208961, from: @spiralswinging (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:53:25 (LOW,,2,,454) Ya know. Im gonna adopt this policy as well. I doubt there is anything of substance someone dumb enough to give elon money to use a free website can offer me.]
[tweet: 1626473821346713601, from: @trickelbruhh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:49:12 (LOW,0,,,21) Right also imagine having Amazon Prime, fuckin Bezos worshippers]
[tweet: 1626272097499598852, from: @globe55trotter (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:27:37 (ABUSIVE,,13,,3937) Don't block me! I stopped paying months ago but they're too stupid to figure it out]
[tweet: 1626272573096067073, from: @dril (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:29:30 (ABUSIVE,,175,,3262) Out]
[tweet: 1626272684710707200, from: @snarky_op (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:29:57 (ABUSIVE,,1,,763) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626289357530316801, from: @rnoonrivers (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:36:12 (ABUSIVE,,1,,402) I block elon and re add him only to block him again. He force ads himself now. So i block]
[tweet: 1626277512551563266, from: @lowcalpalchomu (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:49:08 (ABUSIVE,2,,,827) Cry more u non binary cuck]
[tweet: 1626376516467625984, from: @trans__gression (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:22:32 (ABUSIVE,,3,,180) ?????????]

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U were like the most famous account on twitter but they wouldn’t give you a blue check because u didn’t work for WaPo but by all means hate the random users just like u rather than the system that makes it seem reasonable to pay just to get ur posts in front of more than 10 ppl
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Elon: "New feature rolling out today, Twitter Blue subscribers are unable to blocked moving forward, we're really excited to see how this affects user engagement"
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im not blocked! im not blocked! i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a butt plug
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Its funny how @dril is the most recognized twitter account in the world, and thus doesn't need the blue check at all.
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What’s one work achievement that sounds impossible but happened IRL? We’ll go first: one of our clients reached 15X ROI!
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Dril you've been dropping a lot of sincere unironic bangers lately are you okay
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Love the twitter blue users quote tweeting this to Elon. They dunno what else to do lol
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Roses are Red
If your Twitter's Blue
It's a distinct pleasure 
To mute or block you.
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I've got 282K of them on the list, takes two weeks or more for the bot to block them all but isn't half the fun ;)  #BlockTheBlue
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Maybe they can pay extra to get unblocked. They love spending money on stupid things anyway
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The best part is no paid blues in the replies either cause they’re to scared to catch a block.
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Ya know. Im gonna adopt this policy as well. I doubt there is anything of substance someone dumb enough to give elon money to use a free website can offer me.
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When will dril eventually be killed by a Seal during a raid on their house to seize ballistic missile parts
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Blocking blue checkmark a is always morally correct
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I'm seriously tempted to try it for one month to see what it does to my engagements.
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We need a browser extension to do it automatically.
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Been using this since the olden days. Still using it.
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Oh shot I thought this was just about u being mean to people and I was like “that doesn’t sound like him” but then I saw who u wanna be mean to and I’m like “he did it again, that beautiful sum bitch did it again.”
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Pay 11.99 just to catch a dril block
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Don't block me! I stopped paying months ago but they're too stupid to figure it out
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Not for nothing, but what do you have to offer that is close to unique amongst all of the other users? 
If you just want an echo chamber, those are easy enough to build
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who are you and what did you do to dril
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Somehow I have so many fewer frothing racists in my feed now. Thanks Blocktheblue!
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Looking into it
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dril’s reply threads will now be the most pure pockets of Twitter dot com
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Smartass question: How do you know they hate it if you can't see their reaction because they are blocked?
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How dare you, they pay $8 a month specifically because they think it means people won't be able to block them.
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You notice how many blue checkmarks you see in maga threads and whatnot? Like almost everyone chiming in is TB. 
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If you were funnier more people would follow you. This is really your fault
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thanks for replying so we can block you
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in a week he'll start talking in sentence case i fear
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They purchased it specifically for attention.
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They should rename it the dril block feature and sell it for $500
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Blocking Trump and Musk long ago were the best times I ever had on Twitter.
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y'all better may or may not be notable okay 
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Don’t give #BlockElon any ideas
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But what if being blocked is their fetish? dril, you’re playing right into their hands!
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Ahh, not a blue check in sight. Bliss, pure bliss
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I block elon and re add him only to block him again. He force ads himself now. So i block
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Remember to also block all advertisers or “Promoted”.  I’m on a quest to see if there’s a Block list limit.
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cool, I guess you can enjoy not having your daily dose of dad jokes from me
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They think they can hide in the quote tweets lol
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I cancelled it after a week and that was 2 months ago. they won’t take it away from me.
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How did you manage to get them all? It's a testament to your immense power.
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Musk isn't a Blue sub because he doesn't want to catch a dril block
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Right also imagine having Amazon Prime, fuckin Bezos worshippers
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Cry more u non binary cuck
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Welcome to ANTIFA
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Out
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They gonna get blocked lol
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Time to give your dad the account back
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You're doing the lord's work. <3
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this is my favorite tweet
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You’re doing God’s work, friend.
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fight the good fight
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keeping it real
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We have cookies.
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Good idea
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No blues in the replies 
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?????????
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Please block me 
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Love it.
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And  block  ads.
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i should start doing this
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Based
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[tweet: 1626147047333154817, from: @deceit73 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:10:43 (HIGH,0,,,937) Yeah, and?]
[tweet: 1626216355057000456, from: @099h057 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:46:07 (HIGH,,7,,1730) I'm ripped and my wife couldn't care less. Time to make some extra money.]
[tweet: 1626242232578871296, from: @clarkeffinkent (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:28:57 (HIGH,0,,,160) Can confirm]
[tweet: 1626144787614294016, from: @yumenohero (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:01:44 (HIGH,,13,,1185) I think you're just at an orgy my guy]
[tweet: 1626144119910281216, from: @shampoo_p (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:59:05 (HIGH,,1,,1612) Busted.]
[tweet: 1626146495367102464, from: @krishnabtwtr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:08:31 (HIGH,,1,,753) Troo fact]
[tweet: 1626337700537307136, from: @funnytwitername (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:48:18 (HIGH,,1,,356) I mean like yah... What you expect them to not train for that? It's hard work.]
[tweet: 1626149830010540032, from: @bchadhill (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:21:46 (HIGH,1,46,,4191) "I'm doing this for my health" is the gymrat equivalent of "I subscribe for the articles"]
[tweet: 1626221551552184324, from: @notdatsorry (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:06:46 (HIGH,0,,,438) Oh thats how i become one? I need to start going]
[tweet: 1626262342102142978, from: @heroicvillain95 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:48:51 (HIGH,0,,,180) Why is dril spilling men secrets]
[tweet: 1626256750709186561, from: @yankeesutahn (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:26:38 (HIGH,0,,,370) Becoming convinced someone bought the dril account]
[tweet: 1626146048975699968, from: @soundblaster32 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:06:45 (HIGH,,5,,2328) What are you training to become]
[tweet: 1626154529090838529, from: @spicynoise (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:40:26 (HIGH,0,,,337) What are you training to become]
[tweet: 1626190079398903810, from: @philbony (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:01:42 (HIGH,,1,,314) What do you mean "become" baby??]
[tweet: 1626301734732673030, from: @rosesgreed (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:25:23 (HIGH,0,,,46) Joim them then like ???]
[tweet: 1626148111315013633, from: @iluvcremebrulee (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:14:56 (HIGH,,2,,906) we don’t need training]
[tweet: 1626158658223755264, from: @titivilis (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:56:51 (HIGH,,1,,1019) It's the future of masculinity, bro.]
[tweet: 1626157146055245827, from: @roadkillon287s (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:50:50 (HIGH,,1,,1534) What gym drill, what gym?????]
[tweet: 1626248800418385922, from: @okayfineaaron (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:55:02 (HIGH,,2,,635) He's woke! He won't do it!]
[tweet: 1626149495703588867, from: @purefilth6669 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:20:26 (HIGH,,2,,1814) It's never to late, or to early depending on your time zone.]
[tweet: 1626251861752795136, from: @gundalfrwb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:07:12 (HIGH,0,,,542) Yeah, you gotta be realistic about what you can achieve]
[tweet: 1626228662285791233, from: @joleneonme (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:35:01 (HIGH,,2,,543) Cheer up, if they can do it, so can you!]
[tweet: 1626173667771023360, from: @larincquese (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:56:29 (HIGH,0,,,1064) That's a you issue]
[tweet: 1626144410248552449, from: @cheshirescat528 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:00:14 (HIGH,,4,1,1855) I've seen your grindr profile.]
[tweet: 1626377636808384512, from: @gurglesplat9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:26:59 (HIGH,0,,,28) Yet]
[tweet: 1626157559160659968, from: @bonebeauregard (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:52:29 (HIGH,0,,,326) you can get there buddy]
[tweet: 1626277844350377985, from: @gianluca_quello (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:50:27 (HIGH,0,,,336) Why aren't you?]
[tweet: 1626144484672311296, from: @hoxhathought (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:00:32 (HIGH,,38,1,1491) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626145460732719108, from: @nezlik0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:04:24 (HIGH,,4,,243) Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down.]
[tweet: 1626181686861131776, from: @stoptweetingmee (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:28:21 (HIGH,0,,,215) What are you training to become?]
[tweet: 1626319710332809218, from: @lookabee83 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:36:49 (HIGH,0,,,350) this is true]
[tweet: 1626144523645509633, from: @rremoire (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:00:41 (HIGH,,62,1,4020) because you don’t have to train?]
[tweet: 1626269820919377921, from: @fleefii (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:18:34 (HIGH,0,,,83) You do if you want the big bucks. Stamina, leg strength, butthole grip, and a toned body are all very useful in the world of male prostitution]
[tweet: 1626166574162780160, from: @lcarcosan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:28:18 (HIGH,0,,,214) Maybe they know something you don't.]
[tweet: 1626226512386211840, from: @thegigconomist (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:26:29 (HIGH,0,,,493) 4 @christweetsllc]
[tweet: 1626271512377556992, from: @protest_singer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:25:17 (HIGH,0,,,78) Just trying to get a bigger ass, sir.]
[tweet: 1626144392632274945, from: @heartrigger (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:00:10 (HIGH,,1,1,1243) What workouts does that entail even]
[tweet: 1626149617195786241, from: @purefilth6669 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:20:55 (HIGH,,1,,122) Dick pull ups and ass crunches.]
[tweet: 1626190457704263681, from: @wcfk_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:03:12 (HIGH,0,,,193) I'm training so i can turn you out]
[tweet: 1626170634517487617, from: @xmasjjay (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:44:26 (HIGH,0,,,151) big dick energy?]
[tweet: 1626164860584173569, from: @ssbmoro (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:21:30 (HIGH,,1,,341) everyone at every gym is training to be a prostitute maybe]
[tweet: 1626208601097519106, from: @apgripsh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:15:18 (HIGH,0,,,203) We get shit on tiktok for checking out women when we're just looking for work]
[tweet: 1626173983967019009, from: @baranxlr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:57:45 (HIGH,,1,,163) unclear whether this tweet expresses pride or shame]
[tweet: 1626154141809614856, from: @koozatron5000 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:38:54 (HIGH,,21,,659) Sounds exactly like something a male prostitute would say]
[tweet: 1626144577718521856, from: @knifefightr (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:00:54 (HIGH,,2,,387) Oh yeah. I get it. Dumpsters don't charge]
[tweet: 1626389993152303104, from: @aaronburdett (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:16:05 (HIGH,0,,,37) TBH a dril only fans of him doing shit like punching rigatoni and tossing rare Pokémon cards into a furnace would make enough to buy ten twitters]
[tweet: 1626143984950079489, from: @heehawmaster (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:58:32 (HIGH,,3,,482) fucking get with the times wint]
[tweet: 1626301685747310596, from: @bizkitpilled (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:25:11 (HIGH,,1,,23) What the!?]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626144718424838144, from: @connorc4ne (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:01:27 (LOW,,1,,208) Femboy physique]
[tweet: 1626163960893304835, from: @p22ghostpanther (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:17:55 (LOW,2,2,4,115) Beauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for extreme state, beyond words, a cannibalistic joy brought by the certainty of profaining it. To be this much in love is to be sick (and I love to be sick). @DrawThisTweet @palettefm_bot @DeformBot]
[tweet: 1626164121879052289, from: @palettefm_bot (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:18:33 (LOW,0,,,55) a color variation for the same image.    style: sheriff, time warp, and wolf pack.  pic]
[tweet: 1626279730247770114, from: @grovavorg (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:57:57 (LOW,0,,,22) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626155614320590848, from: @thetweetsofjosh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:44:45 (LOW,,1,,75) GOOD FOR THEM. MORE  MALE  PROSTITUTES!]
[tweet: 1626144143280930818, from: @69yourbarbies (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:59:10 (LOW,,3,,174) You think you're brave for not backing that ass up?  Cuz you're not]
[tweet: 1626152733769080832, from: @6000pieces (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:33:18 (LOW,0,,,67) Well then it sounds like you're going to be the worst male prostitute in town. Sad.]
[tweet: 1626144062838542336, from: @bambi_venison (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:58:51 (LOW,,5,1,227) you're training to fuck them]
[tweet: 1626212622873038850, from: @zelmoziggy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:31:17 (LOW,0,,,38) Like this guy?]
[tweet: 1626253548487864321, from: @p22ghostpanther (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:13:54 (LOW,0,,,41) non male prostitute but I’ve been having a lot of “sexual escapades” of late. You know? Little ventures with some “freaky #Chicago girls.” And I’ve come to the realization I’ve been talking to one and that I dont think that #pegging is necessarily that]
[tweet: 1626144095063113728, from: @diamond__lights (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:58:59 (LOW,,1,,153) You're not male?]
[tweet: 1626171373600006145, from: @jesam_car (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 02:47:22 (LOW,0,,,47) You're training to become a Female Prostitute?]

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Beauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for extreme state, beyond words, a cannibalistic joy brought by the certainty of profaining it. To be this much in love is to be sick (and I love to be sick).
@DrawThisTweet @palettefm_bot @DeformBot
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"I'm doing this for my health" is the gymrat equivalent of "I subscribe for the articles"
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non male prostitute but I’ve been having a lot of “sexual escapades” of late. You know? Little ventures with some “freaky #Chicago girls.” And I’ve come to the realization I’ve been talking to one and that I dont think that #pegging is necessarily that
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Sounds exactly like something a male prostitute would say
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What are you training to become
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because you don’t have to train?
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everyone at every gym is training to be a prostitute maybe
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You're training to become a Female Prostitute?
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I think you're just at an orgy my guy
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I'm ripped and my wife couldn't care less. Time to make some extra money.
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You think you're brave for not backing that ass up?

Cuz you're not
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TBH a dril only fans of him doing shit like punching rigatoni and tossing rare Pokémon cards into a furnace would make enough to buy ten twitters
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What are you training to become
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a color variation for the same image. 

 style: sheriff, time warp, and wolf pack.

pic
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You do if you want the big bucks. Stamina, leg strength, butthole grip, and a toned body are all very useful in the world of male prostitution
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Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down.
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Well then it sounds like you're going to be the worst male prostitute in town. Sad.
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What are you training to become?
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Oh thats how i become one? I need to start going
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It's never to late, or to early depending on your time zone.
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What workouts does that entail even
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Oh yeah. I get it. Dumpsters don't charge
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Becoming convinced someone bought the dril account
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It's the future of masculinity, bro.
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unclear whether this tweet expresses pride or shame
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fucking get with the times wint
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I mean like yah... What you expect them to not train for that? It's hard work.
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I'm training so i can turn you out
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Yeah, you gotta be realistic about what you can achieve
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Maybe they know something you don't.
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We get shit on tiktok for checking out women when we're just looking for work 
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Cheer up, if they can do it, so can you! 
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GOOD FOR THEM. MORE  MALE  PROSTITUTES!
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What do you mean "become" baby??
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Dick pull ups and ass crunches.
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He's woke! He won't do it!
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Why is dril spilling men secrets
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you're training to fuck them
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I've seen your grindr profile.
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Just trying to get a bigger ass, sir.
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 orders: orig=36, rank=40, date=53

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we don’t need training
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Femboy physique
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You're not male?
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Busted.
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What gym drill, what gym?????
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Like this guy?
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Can confirm
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Troo fact
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big dick energy?
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 orders: orig=40, rank=50, date=33

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Yeah, and?
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you can get there buddy
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What the!?
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That's a you issue
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Joim them then like ???
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 orders: orig=15, rank=56, date=57
this is true
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 orders: orig=31, rank=57, date=58

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 orders: orig=53, rank=58, date=55
Yet
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Why aren't you?
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4 @christweetsllc
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[tweet: 1626328142347489282, from: @fadedapublic (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:10:19 (HIGH,0,,,20) White boys still wearing shorts though…]
[tweet: 1626150520368025600, from: @nerhitrogool (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:24:31 (HIGH,0,,,181) Now is the winter of your great content.]
[tweet: 0, from: @pinatacloud (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,519,1737,234,227372) If NFTs can be anything, what's the next step in building for the future?   We're betting on apps as NFTs.   Learn how to build an app NFT using Pinata, Polygon, and OpenSea with this blog -> https://bit.ly/app-nft?twclid=2qrwg5bd91elbxvb7c53g7cv7]
[tweet: 1626247291668504578, from: @blitterblitbit (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:49:03 (HIGH,0,,,118) White Christmas Summer]
[tweet: 1625969995820793864, from: @bugnavi (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:27:10 (HIGH,,17,1,3165) it’s currently 72 here in virginia i think it’s safe to say white boy summer is here]
[tweet: 1626295595303583744, from: @boonehighbutth2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:00:59 (HIGH,0,,,100) Warmer for you than here in San Diego. It's been cold and rainy.]
[tweet: 1625968133277356032, from: @minimaxir (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 01:19:46 (HIGH,,6,,6228) use protection]
[tweet: 1625968460546076672, from: @tj_snell (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:21:04 (HIGH,,2,,479) Australians are going to be big mad.]
[tweet: 1626025240659730433, from: @willemsluke (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:06:42 (HIGH,,2,,326) To me, it's always wint-er]
[tweet: 1626156734443302913, from: @grapesodagod (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:49:12 (HIGH,0,,,395) White Boy Summer is for the lads who wear shorts year round, without regard for the weather. Winter is white White Boy Summer.]
[tweet: 1625977549112365056, from: @whistl3r (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:57:11 (HIGH,,2,,724) Southern Hemisphere bruh]
[tweet: 1625971002910949376, from: @cobbbblers (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:31:10 (HIGH,,2,,1304) thats what a white boy summer is]
[tweet: 1625970912473350158, from: @ginbutnonumbers (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:30:49 (HIGH,0,,,575) its 25F here and I can see a touch of blue poking through the clouds. Time to break out the shorts and sunscreen.]
[tweet: 1625978184587001856, from: @fanageru (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:59:43 (HIGH,0,,,1132) it’s summer on the other side of the sun]
[tweet: 1626397729562697729, from: @flznbrg (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:46:50 (HIGH,0,,,39) Still shorts weather]
[tweet: 1626005438029516801, from: @sremdtd (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:48:00 (HIGH,,1,1,3734) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626008468560953345, from: @brendan905 (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 04:00:03 (HIGH,,2,,3505) I’m gonna pull my hair out]
[tweet: 1625968398499708928, from: @vlime286 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:20:49 (HIGH,,1,,679) it’s 67 degrees]
[tweet: 1626087586656821248, from: @ajeethrajesh (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:14:26 (HIGH,0,,,494) Twitter user dril is unfortunately yet to still understand the concept of hemispheres]
[tweet: 1625968230715064329, from: @coldwunz (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:20:09 (HIGH,,3,,979) overweight slightly misogynistic boy winter]
[tweet: 1625968159206375424, from: @greattweets4all (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:19:52 (HIGH,,6,,1923) Im whit]
[tweet: 1626297719403778048, from: @pelikanhead (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:09:26 (HIGH,,3,,124) not in arizona. jeff’d]
[tweet: 1625977467742683137, from: @wadeboggscarpet (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:56:52 (HIGH,,3,,1245) It's summer in the southern hemisphere]
[tweet: 1625968143276408843, from: @productoflabor (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:19:49 (HIGH,,4,,816) more like woke boy winter]
[tweet: 1626059375272919040, from: @chachiofwindsor (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:22:20 (HIGH,0,,,133) why is summer fucking winter ?]
[tweet: 1625972339912605696, from: @thealmightygord (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:36:29 (HIGH,,1,,414) Them southern hemisphere white boys are extra trouble man]
[tweet: 1625969073136828557, from: @thisfuckinguy__ (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:23:30 (HIGH,,9,,2623) Tbf a lot of us do wear shorts in winter]
[tweet: 1625969405128572938, from: @justaleetlelad (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:24:49 (HIGH,,4,,1096) and yet the white boys who i went to highschool with would be wearing shorts right now]
[tweet: 1626256222705045510, from: @quintonmurdock (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:24:32 (HIGH,0,,,40) Southern hemisphere erasure. Cansold]
[tweet: 1625974116602839066, from: @juux (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:43:33 (HIGH,,1,,416) neil degrasse drilson]
[tweet: 1625968285748690944, from: @wildbilbo (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:20:23 (HIGH,0,,,727) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625969091205890048, from: @nick_porcaro (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:23:35 (HIGH,0,,,1390) I read this in @TomAThakkar's voice]
[tweet: 1626396944221315079, from: @femceldrainer69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:43:43 (HIGH,0,,,75) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626307365602557952, from: @queermoder (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:47:45 (HIGH,0,,,26) no!]
[tweet: 1625968109101400064, from: @campbelibain (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:19:40 (HIGH,,1,,746) bad tweet, forgot about half the planet.]
[tweet: 1625968997152743425, from: @toffeesinchains (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:23:12 (HIGH,,1,,238) tell em king]
[tweet: 1626047652432424960, from: @jimchartley (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:35:45 (HIGH,,2,1,215) Yeah that’s what a white boy summer is]
[tweet: 1626057349868789760, from: @analseggs4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:14:17 (HIGH,0,,,83) White boys be wearing shorts in winter so that tracks]
[tweet: 1625974643202072577, from: @jerrymontana98 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:45:38 (HIGH,,1,,127) Chet Hanks shout out]
[tweet: 1625968797260677127, from: @ontheblock01 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:22:24 (HIGH,,2,,190) fucking winter blossoms into white boy summer don’t you know]
[tweet: 1625968224654467073, from: @haydenherrera (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 01:20:08 (HIGH,,45,,4739) oh you believe the groundhog said six more weeks]
[tweet: 1626156698753961986, from: @kingal (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:49:04 (HIGH,,2,,158) now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by these white boys]
[tweet: 1626093986644643840, from: @memetos_t_fresh (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:39:52 (HIGH,0,,,112) Wait... It's not? Ohh... it is you were just being sarcastic...]
[tweet: 1625968095171936256, from: @thatnewsisfake (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:19:37 (LOW,,1,1,113) you fell off]
[tweet: 1625971096477466634, from: @benjamintheswa1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:31:33 (LOW,,1,,24) Ratio]
[tweet: 1626129656549179394, from: @ben10garrison (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:01:36 (LOW,,1,,206) You this call boy fucking singer]
[tweet: 1626071340162711552, from: @p22ghostpanther (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:09:53 (ABUSIVE,,,1,26) I need to go astray, to be destroyed, is an extremely private, distant, passionate, turbulent truth. @DrawThisTweet @palettefm_bot @DeformBot @bot_png Shame transgressive experience extreme states prohibition]
[tweet: 1626071375868829698, from: @deformbot (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:10:01 (ABUSIVE,0,,,18) image ID: dbbf3db3-17e6-4c84-81f4-20224c29fc6a #TwitterBot]

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I need to go astray, to be destroyed, is an extremely private, distant, passionate, turbulent truth.
@DrawThisTweet @palettefm_bot @DeformBot @bot_png
Shame transgressive experience extreme states prohibition
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it’s currently 72 here in virginia i think it’s safe to say white boy summer is here
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overweight slightly misogynistic boy winter
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now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by these white boys
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and yet the white boys who i went to highschool with would be wearing shorts right now
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oh you believe the groundhog said six more weeks
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It's summer in the southern hemisphere
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fucking winter blossoms into white boy summer don’t you know
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Twitter user dril is unfortunately yet to still understand the concept of hemispheres
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Tbf a lot of us do wear shorts in winter
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White Boy Summer is for the lads who wear shorts year round, without regard for the weather. Winter is white White Boy Summer.
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Them southern hemisphere white boys are extra trouble man
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White boys be wearing shorts in winter so that tracks
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thats what a white boy summer is
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You this call boy fucking singer
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Yeah that’s what a white boy summer is
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Australians are going to be big mad.
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its 25F here and I can see a touch of blue poking through the clouds. Time to break out the shorts and sunscreen.
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Wait... It's not?
Ohh... it is you were just being sarcastic...
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bad tweet, forgot about half the planet.
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use protection
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Southern hemisphere erasure. Cansold
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White boys still wearing shorts though…
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Southern Hemisphere bruh
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Warmer for you than here in San Diego. It's been cold and rainy.
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it’s summer on the other side of the sun
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more like woke boy winter
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I’m gonna pull my hair out
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Now is the winter of your great content.
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I read this in @TomAThakkar's voice 
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Im whit
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neil degrasse drilson
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why is summer fucking winter ?
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White Christmas Summer
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not in arizona. jeff’d
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To me, it's always wint-er
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you fell off
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it’s 67 degrees
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Chet Hanks shout out
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Ratio
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#TwitterBot
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tell em king
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Still shorts weather
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no!
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[tweet: 1625910960304291845, from: @jlamarcrabbe (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:32:35 (HIGH,0,,,1199) Same]
[tweet: 1625910007333105682, from: @mats_ullberg (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:28:48 (HIGH,0,,,1210) King!]
[tweet: 1626034051235606528, from: @_l_zahir (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:41:42 (HIGH,,1,,1183) absolute chat gpt strategies]
[tweet: 1625909590402510863, from: @killerma (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:27:08 (HIGH,1,46,2,5868) Did you know that the clitoris is made from the same tissues that form the glans of the penis?  It's quite fascinating, but then you realise three hours in you're just looking at peoples genitals on Wikipedia.. But it's for education purposes, so it's fine.]
[tweet: 1625910749682970664, from: @killerma (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:31:45 (HIGH,,6,1,1272) (Also, there's a part of the penis that's called the 'Corona of the Glans Penis' which is.. A penis crown.. I can draw a diagram if you'd like.)]
[tweet: 1625931677036838912, from: @dredprt (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:54:54 (HIGH,0,,,558) Define "questions"]
[tweet: 1625916467341295621, from: @rethy_zone (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:54:28 (HIGH,,1,,1811) That's allyship.]
[tweet: 1625908488378494979, from: @acidtran303 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:22:46 (HIGH,,2,,3940) Honestly this is the best outcome]
[tweet: 1625910994433150976, from: @rmhayes5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:32:43 (HIGH,0,,,1100) Damn those fans]
[tweet: 1625913387426119682, from: @thatmattobrien (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:42:14 (HIGH,0,,,743) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625929109053521921, from: @sebben__ (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:44:42 (HIGH,,3,,1938) very Woke of you]
[tweet: 1625907905416376330, from: @legments (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:20:27 (HIGH,,8,,2712) a conscious king]
[tweet: 1625918166508490752, from: @all_accs_taken (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:01:13 (HIGH,4,196,1,4957) thank you for your cervix]
[tweet: 1626133199997882368, from: @cattieroguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:15:41 (HIGH,,2,,296) I dive in her service]
[tweet: 1625908229090820096, from: @brethren_moons (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:21:44 (HIGH,,62,,5387) ally]
[tweet: 1625908101949054976, from: @bensjavik (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:21:14 (HIGH,0,,,2171) #nice]
[tweet: 1625908073801093121, from: @quixotic0tter (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:21:07 (HIGH,,2,,1157) ur re3allybrvae]
[tweet: 1625909738541133844, from: @cdw2468 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:27:44 (HIGH,,4,1,2239) hello based department??? this guy right here !11!!]
[tweet: 1626295534876065793, from: @tresf333 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 11:00:45 (HIGH,0,,,39) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625908330743967747, from: @scrubgalactic (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:22:08 (HIGH,0,,,753) I prefer yours tbh.]
[tweet: 1625908185969176596, from: @guyonli (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:21:34 (HIGH,1,15,,1677) I know ALL about the vagina of course but like…do you know what it is? I’m just asking to test you of course since my knowledge is so extensive]
[tweet: 1625909376144879616, from: @kaitojigoku (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:26:17 (HIGH,1,5,,1408) dussy (dril p*ssy)]
[tweet: 1625910438960541715, from: @olors64 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:30:31 (HIGH,,14,,2343) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626061361934651394, from: @msandry2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:30:14 (HIGH,0,,,246) Why are your fans asking you this though]
[tweet: 1625975318547759126, from: @alan_crowley (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:48:19 (HIGH,,1,1,280) You’ve fell off a cliff]
[tweet: 1625975787034918912, from: @carebear_95 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:50:11 (HIGH,0,,,80) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625972697518800896, from: @glurpglorp (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:37:54 (HIGH,0,,,251) What about when Women ask you extremely technical questions about the vagina?]
[tweet: 1625908379200761872, from: @captnjazzhands (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:22:20 (HIGH,0,,,653) Your source of info?]
[tweet: 1625908028284502016, from: @hidehiroanto (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:20:56 (HIGH,,2,1,783) damn, I assumed you were afab this entire time]
[tweet: 1625950767071825945, from: @attentionspray (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:10:46 (HIGH,0,,,124) Not to ruin a perfectly good joke post with a detractory joke, but this is exactly how closeted trans men sound sometimes]
[tweet: 1625908157758291968, from: @jackcam27060129 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:21:27 (LOW,0,,,226) This is a very good strategy]
[tweet: 1625909388207697925, from: @officialchimp (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:26:20 (LOW,0,,,170) What is this?   A. Roast Beef B. Vagina C. Aliens  D. Comment with your answer]
[tweet: 1626055238544228352, from: @p22ghostpanther (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:05:54 (LOW,1,1,,101) why u silent on straight women desiring hairless adult men tho  is rooted in pedo pathologies, but y'all don't wanna have that conversation  @DrawThisTweet]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625926056510095370, from: @darkfirebirb (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:32:34 (ABUSIVE,0,,,276) How often does this occur?]

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Did you know that the clitoris is made from the same tissues that form the glans of the penis?

It's quite fascinating, but then you realise three hours in you're just looking at peoples genitals on Wikipedia.. But it's for education purposes, so it's fine.
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I know ALL about the vagina of course but like…do you know what it is? I’m just asking to test you of course since my knowledge is so extensive
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What about when Women ask you extremely technical questions about the vagina?
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(Also, there's a part of the penis that's called the 'Corona of the Glans Penis' which is.. A penis crown.. I can draw a diagram if you'd like.)
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What is this? 

A. Roast Beef
B. Vagina
C. Aliens 
D. Comment with your answer
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why u silent on straight women desiring hairless adult men tho  is rooted in pedo pathologies, but y'all don't wanna have that conversation  @DrawThisTweet
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Not to ruin a perfectly good joke post with a detractory joke, but this is exactly how closeted trans men sound sometimes
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hello based department??? this guy right here !11!!
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damn, I assumed you were afab this entire time
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That's allyship.
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Honestly this is the best outcome
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ur re3allybrvae
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thank you for your cervix
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This is a very good strategy
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Why are your fans asking you this though
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ally
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a conscious king
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absolute chat gpt strategies
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Define "questions"
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dussy (dril p*ssy)
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You’ve fell off a cliff
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very Woke of you
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I prefer yours tbh.
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#nice
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Damn those fans
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How often does this occur?
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Your source of info?
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I dive in her service 
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King!
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Same
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[tweet: 1625905419574030353, from: @thatauntyouhate (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:10:34 (HIGH,,6,1,3018) Wait... this one is actually coherent and real.]
[tweet: 1625908822467543040, from: @thatguyzhoard (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:24:05 (HIGH,,4,1,4338) haha every single "funny guy" on here eventually reaches the "the comments are reddit users/open-mic people" stage]
[tweet: 1625939641886208000, from: @nerhitrogool (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:26:33 (HIGH,,5,,692) "What's the deal with funeral food?"]
[tweet: 1625930862884683802, from: @bagged_lettuce (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:51:40 (HIGH,4,154,2,25175) Sometimes it’s family guy funniest moments, sometimes it’s family guy scenes that made me cry]
[tweet: 1625948536214028288, from: @this_spicy_man (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:01:54 (HIGH,,21,,3481) I don’t care much for Family Guy. It insists upon itself.]
[tweet: 1626042108376391680, from: @brettredacted (VERIFIED) on 02/15/23 06:13:43 (HIGH,1,664,1,38810) who are you and what have you done with Dril]
[tweet: 1625929867756974083, from: @liamsmall20 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:47:43 (HIGH,,3,1,2742) Be quiet and show some respect.]
[tweet: 1626202058528284675, from: @roseschmits (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 04:49:18 (HIGH,,16,,13876) Improv comedy in the cyberpunk dystopia]
[tweet: 1625911075949490176, from: @jdbrooks90 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:33:03 (HIGH,,10,,4253) Every event is an open mic night if youre brave enough]
[tweet: 1626058701865127936, from: @chaosophyproj (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:19:39 (HIGH,,7,,2267) *solemnly puts hand on shoulder, tear in eye* It’s always open mic night at this everlasting funeral, buddy]
[tweet: 1625907532089765891, from: @aesopsyop (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:18:58 (HIGH,1,,,2459) The void is both nothing and everything all at once and we all need her]
[tweet: 1626033396068585474, from: @digitalgriff (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:39:06 (HIGH,,1,,804) Permanent Funeral is my favorite Joy Division album.]
[tweet: 1625931227004796956, from: @schurgy16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:53:07 (HIGH,,1,,3040) In reality it’s open mic night during the permanent funeral]
[tweet: 1625904242232897553, from: @69yourbarbies (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:05:53 (HIGH,1,2,2,9807) What if I'm both?]
[tweet: 1625936479418744832, from: @alinanvjsmom (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:13:59 (HIGH,,1,1,1416) Me too. And I have fun here?]
[tweet: 1625905282323988480, from: @aria00_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:10:01 (HIGH,,4,,2374) king, you are one of the open mic nighters]
[tweet: 1625904373883891713, from: @budstarvedbeast (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:06:25 (HIGH,4,141,3,26592) I like the ones trying to be Avant-garde Socrates that might be racist.]
[tweet: 1625940259639894016, from: @nessisbest4207 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:29:01 (HIGH,0,,,2632) Gonna need some  Examples here]
[tweet: 1625905220214566918, from: @carrot__ebooks (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:09:47 (HIGH,,3,,3694) the two genders]
[tweet: 1626398153380450304, from: @aliner (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:48:31 (HIGH,,7,,914) But I think both.]
[tweet: 1626399440327016448, from: @vjoshuaadams (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:53:38 (HIGH,,6,1,253) Alina you have just given me a truly terrifying idea]
[tweet: 1625954405928341540, from: @eelaware (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:25:13 (HIGH,0,,,2612) This falls into the first category]
[tweet: 1625904808279539712, from: @garlandbde (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:08:08 (HIGH,0,,,555) Poor Mike]
[tweet: 1626037572395835395, from: @sebaipanther (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:55:42 (HIGH,0,,,66) So which one are you]
[tweet: 1626037166802337793, from: @q306005 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:54:05 (HIGH,0,,,218) Open mic night at the permanent funeral.]
[tweet: 1625964478746558482, from: @clarkbartweets (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:05:15 (HIGH,0,,,409) I boo loudly at both anyways.]
[tweet: 1626092386584788992, from: @satansbestbuddy (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:33:30 (HIGH,0,,,129) One of the very few instances where both sides are right]
[tweet: 1625932086669344788, from: @thedogsaint (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:56:32 (HIGH,0,,,165) Maybe the tweet of all tweets here]
[tweet: 1625947003304939520, from: @cipheretalia (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:55:48 (HIGH,0,,,204) Could be worse. it could be drunken karaoke .]
[tweet: 1626012159762112512, from: @buddyacker (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:14:43 (HIGH,0,,,263) I’m both]
[tweet: 1625929193623285760, from: @commenter51 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:45:02 (HIGH,0,,,412) Every tweet of mine can be either/or. Maybe when I’m a pro it can be both.]
[tweet: 1626245859527598082, from: @jlworrad (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:43:21 (HIGH,0,,,391) I think it’s open mic night at a permanent funeral.]
[tweet: 1625923122288271360, from: @theimmortal512 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:20:55 (HIGH,0,,,758) Its truly a shame no one else has capitalized on your brand of open mic night at a funeral.]
[tweet: 1625937952953061377, from: @cr_short (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:19:51 (HIGH,0,,,243) I flit between the two.]
[tweet: 1626001608415879170, from: @northcoastposse (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:32:47 (HIGH,,1,,455) Wait , isnt this your dream combo @ConnorMook_ ?]
[tweet: 1626074302498889729, from: @economicsmemes (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:21:39 (HIGH,0,,,490) I feel seen, thanks for coming out.]
[tweet: 1625948377417453584, from: @showmeyourcards (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:01:16 (HIGH,1,7,,1404) Open Mic Funeral is a great band name.]
[tweet: 1625912080191696898, from: @devtreevs (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:37:02 (HIGH,,1,,462) You have clearly never been to my funeral if you think those are mutually exclusive]
[tweet: 1626192396307292162, from: @johnkellden (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:10:55 (HIGH,,1,,493) Four weddings and a funeral]
[tweet: 1626132631699222528, from: @exceptionalnull (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:13:26 (HIGH,0,,,308) I thought it was an open coffin funeral. I've been waiting for them to bury me.]
[tweet: 1625999111550824457, from: @sonicmeerkat (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:22:52 (HIGH,0,,,649) Open funeral night baybee!]
[tweet: 1625905861175525376, from: @billieanania (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:12:19 (HIGH,5,432,1,36094) as marx once said, “both tragedy and farce at the same damn time”]
[tweet: 1626092239515701250, from: @winniespop (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:32:55 (HIGH,,2,1,701) Groucho, not Karl, right?]
[tweet: 1626078693507616770, from: @lisaloving (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:39:06 (HIGH,,2,1,2295) Permanent Funeral is a great band name]
[tweet: 1625916333144821760, from: @jhighpdx (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:53:56 (HIGH,,5,,3133) Hmm, Open Mic at the Permanent Funeral. Maybe that will save my failing chain of cupcake bakeries/axe-throwing bars.]
[tweet: 1625904299447287809, from: @king_newberry (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:06:07 (HIGH,,1,,1092) deepest wint tweet]
[tweet: 1625906720164945920, from: @nobjustryan (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:15:44 (HIGH,5,811,4,36570) They both say “bet you are fun at parties” to each other all day]
[tweet: 1625907130871033866, from: @skrunklebunkle (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:17:22 (HIGH,,157,,6264) And none have ever been to a party]
[tweet: 1625923490992750592, from: @gdreaper7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:22:23 (HIGH,,21,,1635) Dril literally has the best understanding of this website of anyone on earth]
[tweet: 1626108701571706880, from: @lofifofum (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:38:20 (HIGH,,1,,267) it is, and they are  that's the beauty of it]
[tweet: 1625959462036013058, from: @sasstransit (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:45:19 (HIGH,1,22,1,2213) I'm at the open mic, I'm at the funeral, I'm at the combination open mic nite/funeral.]
[tweet: 1626006965515083779, from: @shelle9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:54:04 (HIGH,,2,,213) You described my Irish grandma’s funeral]
[tweet: 1626241784153243648, from: @chrisfo55137848 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:27:10 (HIGH,0,,,283) To be fair, comedy open mic nights and funeral aren't a whole lot different]
[tweet: 1625917018003103745, from: @marcojorlando (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:56:39 (HIGH,,1,,1463) this is one of your best tweets]
[tweet: 1625915510201409536, from: @fakeglazestelar (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:50:40 (HIGH,0,,,365) Both are true]
[tweet: 1625967075897270274, from: @airbagabe (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:15:34 (HIGH,1,300,,28175) In other words one half think it's open mic night and the other half feel like they're stuck at an open mic night]
[tweet: 1626247532576665603, from: @devin_patrick_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:50:00 (HIGH,0,,,38) Why can’t it be both?]
[tweet: 1625938652286296064, from: @judeatwood (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:22:37 (HIGH,2,14,,2391) Comedy  equals  tragedy  plus  scrolling  about  two  more  inches.]
[tweet: 1625913230399766532, from: @phaerlax (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:41:36 (HIGH,0,,,617) fuck 'permanent funeral' is EXACTLY those people's vibe. dril truly still got it]
[tweet: 1625914250479665177, from: @julesholyrood (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:45:39 (HIGH,0,,,2627) Open mic night at a funeral sums up being on the internet for me]
[tweet: 1625951674861817877, from: @hyphaeb (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:14:22 (HIGH,0,,,145) Which one are you]
[tweet: 1625914172532719617, from: @isatresurgence (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:45:21 (HIGH,,60,1,22133) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626084124007215104, from: @inflammasean (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:00:41 (HIGH,,1,1,1067) Why is this so funny? I'm too old]
[tweet: 1625907696829624320, from: @nfpanthers (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:19:37 (HIGH,0,,,206) Used to be for pyramid schemes.]
[tweet: 1625915017613672450, from: @colonel_future (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:48:42 (HIGH,0,,,2187) gives me a great funeral idea]
[tweet: 1625904175296000018, from: @drew_tandb (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:05:37 (HIGH,,17,1,3058) Ok, but open mic night at a funeral would be]
[tweet: 1625905193241157633, from: @garlandbde (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:09:40 (HIGH,,6,,239) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626180328921485312, from: @tgnprofessor (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:22:58 (HIGH,,1,,182) It can be two things.]
[tweet: 1626109440071188480, from: @calicoastreplay (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:41:16 (HIGH,0,,,63) Why not both?]
[tweet: 1625906855095726081, from: @xx_beefgirl_xx (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:16:16 (HIGH,,1,,875) Tag yourself]
[tweet: 1625906071540989952, from: @bigcomputerjob (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:13:09 (HIGH,0,,,1057) I have two personalities...]
[tweet: 1625943456068804608, from: @gwor_lord (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:41:43 (HIGH,,2,,145) So what’s the deal with 9/11]
[tweet: 1626061296130043906, from: @pancakenaut (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:29:58 (HIGH,0,,,102) I'm sorry for your loss]
[tweet: 1625956857289543680, from: @ga_methyst (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:34:58 (HIGH,0,,,364) dril out of character???]
[tweet: 1625929338225819666, from: @strixiie (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:45:37 (HIGH,0,,,176) Good tweet dril thank u]
[tweet: 1625918288319373314, from: @j0jeau (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:01:42 (HIGH,,3,,3485) It kinda is like an open mic, in that a lot of the material is derivative and poorly thought out.]
[tweet: 1626111221899620352, from: @edgeworkszababa (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:48:21 (HIGH,0,,,101) what if I ate N apple and when i spat it out there qas a BIRD! and the bird flew to god and that god's name was abraxas]
[tweet: 1625927177458810884, from: @ebknowsflows (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:37:02 (HIGH,,2,,298) This thought is too coherent. Everything ok?]
[tweet: 1625913881120972801, from: @jade_geist (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:44:11 (HIGH,,22,,4970) A rare flash of lucidity from dril]
[tweet: 1625905628685238273, from: @kyle_warwick (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:11:24 (HIGH,,34,,5233) Man. Lucid Dril just nails it.]
[tweet: 1625904244938223618, from: @liquified_swag (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:05:54 (HIGH,,2,,1467) Thats some real shit]
[tweet: 1626279882367057921, from: @pressdowntoorb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:58:33 (HIGH,0,,,109) im sorry for your loss]
[tweet: 1626004578092085253, from: @justpoof (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:44:35 (HIGH,0,,,103) Is someone cutting onions in here]
[tweet: 1625909300009873431, from: @_danfesta (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:25:59 (HIGH,,8,1,2364) Not Enough Sincerity and Too Much Sincerity are different sides of the same coin]
[tweet: 1625907438871359490, from: @fandangogrin (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:18:35 (HIGH,,2,,3269) i like to multitask and do an open mic on a funeral]
[tweet: 1625905108285538304, from: @dead_nw (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:09:20 (HIGH,0,,,1834) depends on how depressed I am that day]
[tweet: 1626133768779038720, from: @advilcherry (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:17:57 (HIGH,,2,,1064) open mic night at the permanent funeral tonight guys!]
[tweet: 1625905827302219776, from: @andrew_3000 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:12:11 (HIGH,,27,,24335) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625905353073340421, from: @nivetfox (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:10:18 (HIGH,0,,,614) Best dril tweet]
[tweet: 1625961619598475264, from: @2ndalexhiggins (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:53:53 (HIGH,,1,,397) They're both right!]
[tweet: 1625948930512134144, from: @rubynemesis (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:03:28 (HIGH,0,,,175) That's more of a Tumblr mood tbh.]
[tweet: 1625909034510430236, from: @tired_bimbo (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:24:56 (HIGH,,1,1,2220) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625913281234837505, from: @lukisyt (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:41:48 (HIGH,,1,,278) not sure which i am]
[tweet: 1625920719061237760, from: @shaunmcallist12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:11:22 (HIGH,0,,,1059) Wow not even a joke]
[tweet: 1626157612550230016, from: @kimmylea4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:52:42 (HIGH,0,,,224) That's because Twitter is both]
[tweet: 1626062337311383552, from: @cartilos (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:34:06 (HIGH,0,,,95) More like on the brink of the apocalypse]
[tweet: 1626005499635240960, from: @titathetitanium (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:48:15 (HIGH,0,,,215) this is so apt it almost sounds like breaking character for a second]
[tweet: 1626188474281000960, from: @cstonify (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:55:20 (HIGH,0,,,117) 'a posters dialectic', if you will]
[tweet: 1626091421810798593, from: @jakebreakshow (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:29:40 (HIGH,0,,,57) What about the third type of person?]
[tweet: 1625991648244125697, from: @jones8806 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 02:53:13 (HIGH,0,,,328) And some don't see any difference.]
[tweet: 1626103740158574593, from: @thedoct29669582 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:18:37 (HIGH,0,,,46) this is open mike night at a morgue]
[tweet: 1625908598520918017, from: @1984tnite (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:23:12 (HIGH,0,,,372) Open Mic Night puts the fun in funeral]
[tweet: 1626284191263367168, from: @pabllesson (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:15:40 (HIGH,0,,,21) Broooooo]
[tweet: 1625918622303485953, from: @gundalfrwb (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:03:02 (HIGH,0,,,246) You're one of the open mic guys]
[tweet: 1626062067865210880, from: @nathanhound (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:33:02 (HIGH,0,,,142) Im a nice middle niche]
[tweet: 1625907193504759808, from: @bensjavik (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:17:37 (HIGH,0,,,1792) banger]
[tweet: 1625929254478262272, from: @ryboy87 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:45:17 (HIGH,0,,,126) Which half are you dril]
[tweet: 1625932247785422848, from: @johntries2do (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:57:10 (HIGH,,,1,228) (Someone dies horribly and you make a very mid joke causing 3 out of 100 people to criticize you) “man it’s like a permanent funeral in here sheesh”]
[tweet: 1626057744926089216, from: @allexxnsfw (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 07:15:51 (HIGH,0,,,61) He deserved it]
[tweet: 1626026969795010560, from: @promisemusicfr (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:13:34 (HIGH,0,,,131) nobody looks at my shit anyway and im shadowbanned so why not clap my trap]
[tweet: 1625974141617680385, from: @fitzzzhatrick (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:43:39 (HIGH,0,,,306) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626036331221553152, from: @coffeecoffeemmm (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:50:46 (HIGH,0,,,54) Permanent funeral? I dont get it]
[tweet: 1625930297907740690, from: @cartoblancho (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:49:26 (HIGH,0,,,392) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625908514588700692, from: @butt_genius (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:22:52 (HIGH,,9,,2246) in my house we heckle our dead so all this suits me just fine]
[tweet: 1626090105709666304, from: @cdarklock (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:24:27 (HIGH,,2,,1031) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625914043784364050, from: @breadbeard23 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:44:50 (HIGH,,100,1,2857) Not sure if I’m becoming more Online or dril is becoming more coherent]
[tweet: 1626031942964502528, from: @tinywatercraft (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:33:20 (HIGH,,1,,212) Both]
[tweet: 1625904562363318274, from: @angrypossum69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:07:10 (HIGH,,1,,903) I'm making jokes at the funeral]
[tweet: 1625904271714660356, from: @barstoolbones (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:06:00 (HIGH,4,335,1,12354) Inside you there are two wolves. One thinks Twitter is an open mic night and the other figures it’s a Permanent Funeral]
[tweet: 1625974856234795031, from: @typicalfurry2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:46:29 (HIGH,,5,,482) Inside you there are THREE wolves. One thinks it's open mic night, one thinks it's a permanent funeral. The third one is in a casket right between them]
[tweet: 1626147254951182337, from: @spectreproxy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 01:11:32 (HIGH,0,,,24) this feels too coherent of a tweet for you. I’m scared]
[tweet: 1625954785982615558, from: @tgbed8v8 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:26:44 (HIGH,0,,,138) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626077161458225153, from: @bartlebyscorpse (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:33:01 (HIGH,0,,,71) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625905398720135168, from: @dddrewdaniel (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:10:29 (HIGH,20,236,1,27107) life is a comedy for those who shitpost and a tragedy for those who traumadump]
[tweet: 1626005656166604800, from: @titathetitanium (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:48:52 (HIGH,,9,,1762) how about shitdump and traumapost]
[tweet: 1625939253283721222, from: @cranny_boy (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:25:01 (HIGH,,60,,4345) I don't think any of that shit]
[tweet: 1625953740661395467, from: @biggutstinks (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:22:35 (HIGH,,1,,152) I do]
[tweet: 1626294035454513153, from: @barf_nouveau (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:54:47 (HIGH,,1,,37) This is the most coherent thing you've ever typed and I'm scared]
[tweet: 1625905196726464517, from: @brown_cooter (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:09:41 (HIGH,0,,,254) Open mic at funeral]
[tweet: 1625912570170179591, from: @kaelearp (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:38:59 (HIGH,0,,,95) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625916125253890049, from: @mariongalmonse2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:53:06 (HIGH,0,,,141) anywhen'st is open mic night if there is a mic around, casket or not]
[tweet: 1625981786487398409, from: @steveohmygoodne (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 02:14:01 (HIGH,0,,,30) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625923031859183617, from: @futitily (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:20:33 (HIGH,0,,,64) Both groups are, in fact, correct]
[tweet: 1625914725925101568, from: @womankansas (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:47:33 (HIGH,0,,,236) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625925614858571776, from: @tochegawa (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:30:49 (HIGH,0,,,59) how about twitter huh? crazy place.  sorry for your loss.]
[tweet: 1625965268991188992, from: @ctdonath (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:08:23 (HIGH,0,,,35) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625912278146068486, from: @anarcho_bottom (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:37:49 (HIGH,,3,1,1609) excuse you, some of us are doing stand-up AT the Eternal Wake]
[tweet: 1625925599557521409, from: @froggoschizo (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:30:45 (HIGH,,,1,26) You will never be a real woman]
[tweet: 1625940235099029504, from: @georgepenisbush (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 11:28:55 (HIGH,0,,,52) It is open mic night. It's Twitter dude]
[tweet: 1626076622288830464, from: @uncleposting (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 08:30:52 (HIGH,0,,,223) post real dril]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625929924812111872, from: @steveaux (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:47:57 (HIGH,,2,,183) You must have rigged something.]
[tweet: 1625953297243983874, from: @ogsuspenders (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:20:49 (LOW,0,,,26) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625950388921765889, from: @doge111111111 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 12:09:16 (LOW,0,,,26) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625909383518629890, from: @cynicalsatyr (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:26:19 (LOW,,1,1,85) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to shitpost and take the piss. Please bow your heads]
[tweet: 1625925639801798665, from: @ymupr (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 10:30:55 (LOW,,2,,13) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626010563812679680, from: @czarlut (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 04:08:22 (LOW,0,,,42) the wise man and the fool]
[tweet: 1625969106301116416, from: @inventanxiety (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 01:23:38 (LOW,0,,,29) I just think we all suck but because I know I suck I suck slightly less than all you sucking suckers]
[tweet: 1625907297783361540, from: @barberofsavile (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:18:02 (LOW,0,,,53) never attended an open mic funeral ?]
[tweet: 1625911202399367189, from: @mcfinnapants (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:33:33 (LOW,0,,,39) Get you someone who's all fucked up and does both]
[tweet: 1625997508341075968, from: @aenbyism (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:16:30 (LOW,,1,,24) If your only goal is to fight people it's a free for all]
[tweet: 1625904724502544387, from: @angrypossum69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 09:07:48 (LOW,0,,,159) "Hey now what is this an Elvis Presley post mortem look alike contest?  Sal get me out of here, these people are deadbeats!!"]
[tweet: 1626256204304375808, from: @ohnoitsboomer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:24:28 (LOW,0,,,10) I think we are in hell and you are the silly little devil in red pajamas himself]
[tweet: 1626032135055478785, from: @sniksohekul (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:34:05 (LOW,0,,,25) I don't trust anyone that won't speak at their own funeral, or at least make a few crass jokes.]
[tweet: 1626008386763366402, from: @plt_cheater (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 03:59:43 (LOW,0,,,60) what the fuck is this account anymore. just return it to the previous owner. you're bad at this.]
[tweet: 1626138487169896448, from: @sarahpilferman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 12:36:42 (ABUSIVE,,1,,12) “I’m at the open mic night permanent funeral” - Das Poster]

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Inside you there are two wolves. One thinks Twitter is an open mic night and the other figures it’s a Permanent Funeral
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In reality it’s open mic night during the permanent funeral
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Ok, but open mic night at a funeral would be 
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Sometimes it’s family guy funniest moments, sometimes it’s family guy scenes that made me cry
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Not sure if I’m becoming more Online or dril is becoming more coherent
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life is a comedy for those who shitpost and a tragedy for those who traumadump
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They both say “bet you are fun at parties” to each other all day
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In other words one half think it's open mic night and the other half feel like they're stuck at an open mic night
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I like the ones trying to be Avant-garde Socrates that might be racist.
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Inside you there are THREE wolves. One thinks it's open mic night, one thinks it's a permanent funeral. The third one is in a casket right between them
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as marx once said, “both tragedy and farce at the same damn time”
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I'm at the open mic,
I'm at the funeral,
I'm at the combination open mic nite/funeral.
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i like to multitask and do an open mic on a funeral
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Not Enough Sincerity and Too Much Sincerity are different sides of the same coin
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Hmm, Open Mic at the Permanent Funeral. Maybe that will save my failing chain of cupcake bakeries/axe-throwing bars.
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Dril literally has the best understanding of this website of anyone on earth
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(Someone dies horribly and you make a very mid joke causing 3 out of 100 people to criticize you) “man it’s like a permanent funeral in here sheesh”
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I think it’s open mic night at a permanent funeral.
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open mic night at the permanent funeral tonight guys!
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*solemnly puts hand on shoulder, tear in eye* It’s always open mic night at this everlasting funeral, buddy
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who are you and what have you done with Dril
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Wait... this one is actually coherent and real.
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It kinda is like an open mic, in that a lot of the material is derivative and poorly thought out.
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haha every single "funny guy" on here eventually reaches the "the comments are reddit users/open-mic people" stage
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Every event is an open mic night if youre brave enough
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Open mic night at the permanent funeral.
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Permanent Funeral is my favorite Joy Division album.
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I don’t care much for Family Guy. It insists upon itself.
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You have clearly never been to my funeral if you think those are mutually exclusive
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Open mic night at a funeral sums up being on the internet for me
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And none have ever been to a party
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I'm making jokes at the funeral
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This thought is too coherent. Everything ok?
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I don't think any of that shit
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excuse you, some of us are doing stand-up AT the Eternal Wake
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Improv comedy in the cyberpunk dystopia
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Comedy  equals  tragedy  plus  scrolling  about  two  more  inches.
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Open Mic Funeral is a great band name.
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Man. Lucid Dril just nails it.
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“I’m at the open mic night permanent funeral” - Das Poster
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to shitpost and take the piss. Please bow your heads
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Its truly a shame no one else has capitalized on your brand of open mic night at a funeral.
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A rare flash of lucidity from dril
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"Hey now what is this an Elvis Presley post mortem look alike contest?  Sal get me out of here, these people are deadbeats!!"
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Alina you have just given me a truly terrifying idea
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Permanent Funeral is a great band name
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fuck 'permanent funeral' is EXACTLY those people's vibe. dril truly still got it
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never attended an open mic funeral ?
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in my house we heckle our dead so all this suits me just fine
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Open Mic Night puts the fun in funeral
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gives me a great funeral idea
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king, you are one of the open mic nighters
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"What's the deal with funeral food?"
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The void is both nothing and everything all at once and we all need her
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To be fair, comedy open mic nights and funeral aren't a whole lot different 
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You described my Irish grandma’s funeral
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how about twitter huh? crazy place. 
sorry for your loss.
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I thought it was an open coffin funeral. I've been waiting for them to bury me.
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this is so apt it almost sounds like breaking character for a second
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anywhen'st is open mic night if there is a mic around, casket or not
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Permanent funeral? I dont get it
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This is the most coherent thing you've ever typed and I'm scared
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what if I ate N apple and when i spat it out there qas a BIRD! and the bird flew to god and that god's name was abraxas
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I just think we all suck but because I know I suck I suck slightly less than all you sucking suckers
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what the fuck is this account anymore. just return it to the previous owner. you're bad at this.
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I don't trust anyone that won't speak at their own funeral, or at least make a few crass jokes.
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this feels too coherent of a tweet for you. I’m scared
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nobody looks at my shit anyway and im shadowbanned so why not clap my trap
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Be quiet and show some respect.
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Used to be for pyramid schemes.
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Every tweet of mine can be either/or. Maybe when I’m a pro it can be both.
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Me too. And I have fun here?
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If your only goal is to fight people it's a free for all
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This falls into the first category
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I think we are in hell and you are the silly little devil in red pajamas himself
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One of the very few instances where both sides are right
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Why is this so funny? I'm too old
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Get you someone who's all fucked up and does both
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You will never be a real woman
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It is open mic night. It's Twitter dude
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it is, and they are

that's the beauty of it
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this is one of your best tweets
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What about the third type of person?
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'a posters dialectic', if you will
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Is someone cutting onions in here 
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And some don't see any difference.
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Open mic at funeral
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I boo loudly at both anyways.
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depends on how depressed I am that day
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More like on the brink of the apocalypse
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Both groups are, in fact, correct
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You're one of the open mic guys
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how about shitdump and traumapost
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Wait , isnt this your dream combo @ConnorMook_ ?
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So what’s the deal with 9/11
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this is open mike night at a morgue
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Could be worse. it could be drunken karaoke .
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Maybe the tweet of all tweets here
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I feel seen, thanks for coming out.
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That's more of a Tumblr mood tbh.
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Open funeral night baybee!
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the wise man and the fool
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I have two personalities...
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 orders: orig=71, rank=104, date=22

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You must have rigged something.
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the two genders
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But I think both.
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banger
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What if I'm both?
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Tag yourself
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Four weddings and a funeral
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deepest wint tweet
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Thats some real shit
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dril out of character???
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Broooooo
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Gonna need some  Examples here
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Groucho, not Karl, right?
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 orders: orig=43, rank=119, date=133

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Best dril tweet
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They're both right!
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Which half are you dril
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Poor Mike
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I'm sorry for your loss
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I flit between the two.
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not sure which i am
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That's because Twitter is both
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Both are true
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It can be two things.
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Wow not even a joke
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Good tweet dril thank u
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 orders: orig=75, rank=135, date=66

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Both
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Which one are you
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He deserved it
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Im a nice middle niche
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 orders: orig=113, rank=142, date=69

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So which one are you
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 orders: orig=24, rank=145, date=119

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I’m both
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 orders: orig=30, rank=147, date=112

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post real dril
 ranking=-2.2448346153846166 from {coleman=0.39, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.05, lix=0, time=0.39, numword=0, kincaid=-0.13, fog=0.07}
 orders: orig=140, rank=149, date=127

 ranking=-2.2564102564102564 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.75, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=111, rank=150, date=99

 ranking=-2.282051282051282 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.72, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=132, rank=151, date=101
im sorry for your loss
 ranking=-2.328027435897436 from {coleman=0.28, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.09, lix=0, time=0.07, numword=0, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.1}
 orders: orig=82, rank=152, date=152
I do
 ranking=-2.4641829476451833 from {pop=0.7, coleman=-0.34, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.66, lix=0, time=0.88, numword=0, kincaid=-0.15, fog=0.04}
 orders: orig=127, rank=153, date=89

 ranking=-2.628205128205128 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.38, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=123, rank=154, date=128
Why not both?
 ranking=-2.7263730769230783 from {coleman=0.2, numsent=1, flesch=0.81, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.21, lix=0, time=0.26, numword=0, kincaid=-0.13, fog=0.07}
 orders: orig=69, rank=155, date=137
Why can’t it be both?
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 orders: orig=57, rank=156, date=150

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[tweet: 1603765723213746176, from: @dril (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 06:55:19 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) each book has around 10000 posts, sorted ETERNAL - chronologically REFINED - alphabetically BELOVED - most "Faves" CHAOTIC - randomly Which path will you Chose. https://linktr.ee/drilreal]
[tweet: 1604132596317065219, from: @jayhadhope (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 07:13:08 (HIGH,,47,,13170) Got mine!]
[tweet: 1604132862374060033, from: @jayhadhope (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 07:14:12 (HIGH,8,95,4,12005) [empty]]
[tweet: 1614065624019529729, from: @videodrew (VERIFIED) on 01/13/23 05:03:27 (HIGH,,6,1,3092) Wait are they different tweets per book]
[tweet: 0, from: @pinatacloud (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,519,1737,234,227156) If NFTs can be anything, what's the next step in building for the future?   We're betting on apps as NFTs.   Learn how to build an app NFT using Pinata, Polygon, and OpenSea with this blog -> https://bit.ly/app-nft?twclid=26ggnm4sqwgysyr40ri5wv338h]
[tweet: 1611046777112625153, from: @p22ghostpanther (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 09:07:38 (HIGH,1,7,2,2196) “raaarrrr whats up warriors”]
[tweet: 1615844199705845761, from: @sambeefheart (UNKNOWN) on 01/18/23 02:50:52 (HIGH,1,4,1,327) this content startled me so much i almost blocked you on principle]
[tweet: 1603953655535009793, from: @emptysetdesigns (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:22:06 (HIGH,2,127,4,11150) these options all Suck, please put the tweets in order from "most kick Ass" to " dont let your Wife see this one,  thanks]
[tweet: 1604285055018622976, from: @jacobcgreenberg (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 05:18:57 (HIGH,,16,,3008) Those are the same tweet.]
[tweet: 1603765984200134656, from: @psychogrotesque (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 06:56:21 (HIGH,,20,1,13066) Are each unique or is there overlap?]
[tweet: 1603767251806683136, from: @severn_studios (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:01:24 (HIGH,,82,1,8523) He only has 12k tweets, so I'm guessing it's the same selection in each.]
[tweet: 1603766661701672961, from: @alleksi_art (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 06:59:03 (HIGH,,67,1,20037) no way you sat there sorting 10000 posts according to most faves]
[tweet: 1603766937326084096, from: @alleksi_art (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:00:09 (HIGH,2,270,2,13919) it has come to my attention I am a fool]
[tweet: 1604258967495942144, from: @rowannicus (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 03:35:18 (HIGH,0,,,1197) Classic. So 40,000 tweets in total?]
[tweet: 1624223781127421953, from: @franck3e (UNKNOWN) on 02/10/23 05:48:20 (HIGH,0,,,54) Dril is Jack Nicholson]
[tweet: 1624296042500964353, from: @arcticsniperi (UNKNOWN) on 02/10/23 10:35:29 (HIGH,0,,,105) Wake up babe new political compass dropped]
[tweet: 1611111211646521344, from: @juanisidro (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 01:23:40 (HIGH,0,,,289) Dril confirmed gamer. Kojima + Miyazaki nerd.]
[tweet: 1605246304052879360, from: @axman643 (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 08:58:37 (HIGH,0,,,602) Distal revasclaration and interval ligation?]
[tweet: 1603768883718021127, from: @critnuke (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:07:53 (HIGH,,5,,8184) Hardcover when]
[tweet: 1603772242931978242, from: @kingstongraham (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:21:14 (HIGH,,4,,3528) Audiobook?]
[tweet: 1604869447436550144, from: @lettersndigits (UNKNOWN) on 12/19/22 08:01:07 (HIGH,0,,,1089) All orderings are chaotic. Only the chaotic ordering is rational.]
[tweet: 1603766953541353475, from: @jayfuz (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:00:12 (HIGH,0,,,2888) Which has the least faves]
[tweet: 1605730434716819456, from: @halfmoonmaniac (UNKNOWN) on 12/21/22 05:02:23 (HIGH,,4,,2098) Chaotic is the only way to go]
[tweet: 1612855654284414980, from: @loretta31239883 (UNKNOWN) on 01/10/23 08:55:28 (HIGH,0,,,58) Omg- I just saw your account. What caught my attention was Elvis TCB-In, Flat Faced Wearing his Shades in your  Freezer!  May b something interesting going on here.  SMH.]
[tweet: 1603841108882202625, from: @sh1n0b1wan (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 11:54:52 (HIGH,,10,,7180) [empty]]
[tweet: 1605284542927065102, from: @mdf_365 (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 11:30:34 (HIGH,0,,,3434) Well done]
[tweet: 1603849973254262786, from: @jamestheswift (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 12:30:06 (HIGH,,1,,4867) Why not available on http://amazon.at?]
[tweet: 1605274662140891152, from: @eggyhrdboiled77 (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 10:51:18 (HIGH,,17,,4245) thank you for the laughs and also groans]
[tweet: 1625603198357577728, from: @chrislowery1991 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 01:09:39 (HIGH,0,,,16) Nice mixer]
[tweet: 1603963368838152192, from: @marcomschulze (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 08:00:41 (HIGH,,1,,2279) Dril me eternal]
[tweet: 1605285779131060228, from: @edwinbeatnik (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 11:35:29 (HIGH,,5,,1368) The most coherent thing Dril has ever Tweeted, and it is an advert for their book.]
[tweet: 1603976907376279558, from: @legoredhead (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 08:54:29 (HIGH,,1,,1640) Are they all the same posts?]
[tweet: 1604172116898611200, from: @jordan_gravelin (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 09:50:11 (HIGH,,2,,931) I haven't received mine yet. But I can ALREADY shit lightning and piss cement. Thank you Sir]
[tweet: 1605328600605282305, from: @okaydirk (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 02:25:38 (HIGH,,7,,2171) from the grate @hm77367_ht]
[tweet: 1619479179313160193, from: @cappadoniae (UNKNOWN) on 01/28/23 03:34:59 (HIGH,0,,,21) None]
[tweet: 1604876935078748165, from: @chris_mann_2020 (UNKNOWN) on 12/19/22 08:30:53 (HIGH,,3,,443) Please do one with all the words arranged alphabetically for easy reference.]
[tweet: 1611049262086750214, from: @tie23_ (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 09:17:30 (HIGH,0,,,516) I didn't realize this quirk and was glad I got "BELOVED" by accident.]
[tweet: 1603837114688409626, from: @jotaropujo (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 11:39:00 (HIGH,0,,,1531) Yes]
[tweet: 1603982752537350144, from: @f2psquid (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 09:17:43 (HIGH,2,66,1,5128) For those who have yet to buy a dril book, I bought The Get Rich and Become God Method and it has an index in the back of the book that lets you look up EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THE BOOK including "and" and "the".]
[tweet: 1604132439151980547, from: @jayhadhope (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 07:12:31 (HIGH,,1,1,1882) These ones don't have that]
[tweet: 1603765852670545920, from: @somehardik (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 06:55:50 (HIGH,,30,,7253) Dril “Hardcore”]
[tweet: 1603892401407500288, from: @pedromurtao (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 03:18:42 (HIGH,,1,1,1405) @topperinow vc quer]
[tweet: 1603894383333543936, from: @topperinow (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 03:26:34 (HIGH,,1,,605) [empty]]
[tweet: 1603786978272497667, from: @milkart1 (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 08:19:47 (HIGH,,2,,2850) This is a great christmas gift folks and, I believe, better than washington]
[tweet: 1604530151819251714, from: @nfnnmidata (UNKNOWN) on 12/18/22 09:32:53 (HIGH,0,,,365) ai-generated kiss solo albums]
[tweet: 1618315143749722116, from: @assybutts (UNKNOWN) on 01/25/23 10:29:31 (HIGH,0,,,174) So I read Beloved and it just gets worse and worse?]
[tweet: 1603767911180828672, from: @grraarrgghh (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:04:01 (HIGH,0,,,1727) God help me I'm full Chaotic]
[tweet: 1603901892953767938, from: @fa_roose (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 03:56:24 (HIGH,,1,,1409) I’ll buy all four for $300 take it our leave it]
[tweet: 1611121959043227648, from: @snowlikeash (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 02:06:22 (HIGH,0,,,387) I caught them all…]
[tweet: 1603914005374193665, from: @feld_spar (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 04:44:32 (HIGH,,180,1,6097) will new posts show up in the book]
[tweet: 1605304960010579968, from: @herbigchris (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 12:51:42 (HIGH,,45,1,1337) Yes. They will magically appear in the book, and the book will slowly spontaneously generate new pages either until @dril dies or the website dies.]
[tweet: 1603870805254889492, from: @buffwhiteaunt (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 01:52:53 (HIGH,,5,,2375) If I buy all 4 will ur spirit give me a forehead kiss, increasing my shitposting skills 10 fold]
[tweet: 1605287751078891520, from: @klownsswerve (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 11:43:19 (HIGH,0,,,480) Only 10k? Scrub]
[tweet: 1603782991205089282, from: @all_accs_taken (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 08:03:56 (HIGH,,1,,2404) can i eat them upon completion?]
[tweet: 1604523450592272384, from: @pills_her3 (UNKNOWN) on 12/18/22 09:06:15 (HIGH,0,,,416) LIVE - LAUGH - DRIL]
[tweet: 1603773076826628098, from: @nomadengineer (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:24:32 (HIGH,,86,,7228) Chaotic is the true dril experience]
[tweet: 1611113635799044101, from: @furrygahbidge (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 01:33:18 (HIGH,,3,,674) New holy scripture dropped]
[tweet: 1604191050561634306, from: @tcraig70 (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 11:05:25 (HIGH,0,,,798) Are the books available in UK?]
[tweet: 1611046841851777024, from: @ayearofthedog (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 09:07:53 (HIGH,0,,,299) which way western man?]
[tweet: 1612250003514458112, from: @frequentgadfly (UNKNOWN) on 01/08/23 04:48:49 (HIGH,,4,1,1332) I think my favorite part so far is that the title, as written on the book itself, is in parentheses. It’s those kind of details that most people forget.]
[tweet: 1613258603875409934, from: @naffanjd (UNKNOWN) on 01/11/23 11:36:38 (HIGH,,5,1,264) I can’t tell if this is bait or not]
[tweet: 1603796915350634497, from: @mcp_666 (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 08:59:16 (HIGH,,1,1,6137) different tweets in each book?]
[tweet: 1603807432177860609, from: @rich_r_k (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 09:41:03 (HIGH,,2,,3315) Wondering the same but someone said that dril has around 12k tweets so it’s likely the same in each book]
[tweet: 1603900028363456513, from: @prinnyforever (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 03:49:00 (HIGH,,3,,880) Is "chaotic" random for every print?]
[tweet: 1603768864298467333, from: @miguelnunes3301 (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:07:48 (HIGH,,56,,5613) Is this tweet in the book?]
[tweet: 1604291107395108867, from: @ackackimdying (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 05:43:00 (HIGH,0,,,1526) Bro lookin like]
[tweet: 1603776155265507328, from: @sambeefheart (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:36:46 (HIGH,,20,1,7955) Could you please clarify if each book is its own unique collection of tweets, or is there any amount of significant content overlap?]
[tweet: 1603922323660189696, from: @sambeefheart (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 05:17:36 (HIGH,,19,1,3589) You haven't answered my question yet kitten]
[tweet: 1603768185580584962, from: @dan71813470 (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:05:06 (HIGH,,2,,1752) When will we get “Dril ‘Nightmare’”]
[tweet: 1604270200106409986, from: @andrew_cassian_ (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 04:19:56 (HIGH,0,,,688) Bought one for me and two for my friends]
[tweet: 1605302329552801792, from: @maxximushazard (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 12:41:15 (HIGH,0,,,456) All]
[tweet: 1604869725628121092, from: @zacklehan (UNKNOWN) on 12/19/22 08:02:14 (HIGH,0,,,407) a book full of tweets i’ll take 2]
[tweet: 1604530230848356353, from: @einarccmluap (UNKNOWN) on 12/18/22 09:33:12 (HIGH,0,,,295) When does Pathological get released?]
[tweet: 1604868090638090240, from: @glover754 (UNKNOWN) on 12/19/22 07:55:44 (HIGH,0,,,1467) Dear Mr. Drill Please write a book of all things you said over the years. That's all I ask for Christmas. A book of all the things ya said. I'll even put money toward it]
[tweet: 1604188553700843522, from: @nednednednedned (UNKNOWN) on 12/17/22 10:55:30 (HIGH,,46,,4132) Same energy]
[tweet: 1603954664386564097, from: @samcornn (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:26:06 (HIGH,,7,,1309) When will the audiobook versions be releasing]
[tweet: 1611044635140300801, from: @pontustruther (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 08:59:07 (HIGH,,1,,521) Could you make these available in Canada? Only mr ten years is there]
[tweet: 1603766138097238019, from: @harrygeorge123 (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 06:56:58 (HIGH,,5,,4012) chitmas is saved]
[tweet: 1604440653206781952, from: @shebasublime (UNKNOWN) on 12/18/22 03:37:15 (HIGH,0,,,319) thanks!]
[tweet: 1615844432288284673, from: @spqrbatman (UNKNOWN) on 01/18/23 02:51:48 (HIGH,0,,,196) Searching your timeline with the search function.]
[tweet: 1603767304642301953, from: @fredericjohnsen (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:01:36 (HIGH,,15,,3210) Published by Game Freak]
[tweet: 1611101290666381326, from: @gtotters5 (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 12:44:15 (HIGH,,1,,229) Where are the Audible versions boss?]
[tweet: 1603769653377077252, from: @moxymozy (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:10:56 (HIGH,0,,,3829) I put them all on my amazon wishlist.]
[tweet: 1603848716246323200, from: @eajonline (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 12:25:06 (HIGH,,1,,1291) This is actually a super cool idea loll]
[tweet: 1603766139863056386, from: @knife_hamster (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 06:56:58 (HIGH,,7,,2631) You’ve cum so far dril]
[tweet: 1604525320194998273, from: @blaster_dinner (UNKNOWN) on 12/18/22 09:13:41 (HIGH,0,,,256) none imagine paying to read tweets lmao]
[tweet: 1603804170875723777, from: @hambuger14 (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 09:28:06 (HIGH,,5,,1850) The perfect coffee table piece]
[tweet: 1610442726528675840, from: @cambriugh (UNKNOWN) on 01/03/23 05:07:21 (HIGH,,11,,867) Is this allowed?]
[tweet: 1616150233808764948, from: @antbstract (UNKNOWN) on 01/19/23 11:06:57 (HIGH,0,,,29) [empty]]
[tweet: 1615844839521947845, from: @beatingmyfish (UNKNOWN) on 01/18/23 02:53:25 (HIGH,,1,1,37) it's in the tweet?]
[tweet: 1605284146234155008, from: @offensetaker4 (UNKNOWN) on 12/20/22 11:28:59 (HIGH,0,,,355) funny colors are in the wrong places]
[tweet: 1606672397599391748, from: @danster19 (UNKNOWN) on 12/24/22 07:25:24 (LOW,,1,,110) I ordered “Refined”(Tm) for my mom for Xmas. When I came home to visit them she and dad thought they were receiving messages from a serial killer.]
[tweet: 1603769454105489408, from: @loremasterray (UNKNOWN) on 12/16/22 07:10:09 (LOW,,1,,494) Great library of Alexandria lookin ass]
[tweet: 1611111300003766272, from: @chimponsey (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 01:24:01 (LOW,0,,,77) Fuck/Marry/Kill, one gotta go]
[tweet: 1611065276736409614, from: @plt_cheater (UNKNOWN) on 01/05/23 10:21:08 (ABUSIVE,0,,,36) jesus stfu with this shit already you're like a fucking librarian]
[tweet: 1616245115273740288, from: @8bitnihilist (UNKNOWN) on 01/19/23 05:23:58 (ABUSIVE,0,,,3) just read the tweets instead]
[tweet: 1625662327453364224, from: @musa_helmy2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 05:04:36 (ABUSIVE,0,,,1) Peace be upon you. I am your brother from Palestine, Gaza, who was injured in the return marches from Israel. I suffer from paralysis of the nerves. I have four children and my mother is sick with cancer. He is living in a rented house. I hope you will help me if I have $1.]

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each book has around 10000 posts, sorted
ETERNAL - chronologically
REFINED - alphabetically
BELOVED - most "Faves"
CHAOTIC - randomly
Which path will you Chose.
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
 ranking=29.992643312778057 from {coleman=1.01, smog=1.25, jac=0.5, kincaid=0.67, jrw=0.5, numsent=1, flesch=1.64, ari=0.89, lix=0.11, time=1.98, numword=2, fuzzy=17.75, fog=0.71}
 orders: orig=1, rank=1, date=2
If NFTs can be anything, what's the next step in building for the future? 

We're betting on apps as NFTs. 

Learn how to build an app NFT using Pinata, Polygon, and OpenSea with this blog -> https://bit.ly/app-nft?twclid=26ggnm4sqwgysyr40ri5wv338h
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 orders: orig=5, rank=2, date=1
For those who have yet to buy a dril book, I bought The Get Rich and Become God Method and it has an index in the back of the book that lets you look up EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THE BOOK including "and" and "the".
 ranking=17.552942984418483 from {coleman=0.26, cos=0.61, smog=0.85, jac=0.39, kincaid=0.77, pop=4.97, numsent=1, flesch=1.35, ari=0.89, lix=0.08, time=1.18, numword=4, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.95}
 orders: orig=39, rank=3, date=41
no way you sat there sorting 10000 posts according to most faves
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 orders: orig=12, rank=4, date=7
Peace be upon you. I am your brother from Palestine, Gaza, who was injured in the return marches from Israel. I suffer from paralysis of the nerves. I have four children and my mother is sick with cancer. He is living in a rented house. I hope you will help me if I have $1.
 ranking=15.022626171202717 from {coleman=0.34, cos=0, smog=0.62, jac=0.43, kincaid=0.18, numsent=6, flesch=1.14, ari=0.07, lix=0, time=0.03, numword=5, fuzzy=1, fog=0.26}
 orders: orig=97, rank=5, date=97
Could you please clarify if each book is its own unique collection of tweets, or is there any amount of significant content overlap?
 ranking=14.635133147220161 from {coleman=0.6, cos=0.33, smog=1.25, jac=0.39, kincaid=0.55, pop=3.81, numsent=1, flesch=1.42, ari=0.61, lix=0.08, time=1.61, numword=2, fuzzy=0.3, fog=0.73}
 orders: orig=67, rank=6, date=20
Yes. They will magically appear in the book, and the book will slowly spontaneously generate new pages either until @dril dies or the website dies.
 ranking=14.500305981441555 from {coleman=0.63, cos=0.49, smog=0.98, jac=0.4, kincaid=0.32, pop=4.56, numsent=2, flesch=1.29, ari=0.36, lix=0, time=0.62, numword=2, fuzzy=0.4, fog=0.5}
 orders: orig=51, rank=7, date=68
Chaotic is the true dril experience
 ranking=14.376339126527716 from {coleman=0.69, cos=0.52, smog=0.85, kincaid=0.23, pop=5.15, numsent=1, flesch=1.27, ari=0.26, lix=0.06, time=1.63, numword=0, fuzzy=2.3, fog=0.46}
 orders: orig=56, rank=8, date=19
these options all Suck, please put the tweets in order from "most kick Ass" to " dont let your Wife see this one,

thanks
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 orders: orig=8, rank=9, date=37
it has come to my attention I am a fool
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 orders: orig=13, rank=10, date=8
If I buy all 4 will ur spirit give me a forehead kiss, increasing my shitposting skills 10 fold
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 orders: orig=52, rank=11, date=30
Please do one with all the words arranged alphabetically for easy reference.
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 orders: orig=36, rank=12, date=60
He only has 12k tweets, so I'm guessing it's the same selection in each.
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 orders: orig=11, rank=13, date=10
I think my favorite part so far is that the title, as written on the book itself, is in parentheses. It’s those kind of details that most people forget.
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 orders: orig=60, rank=14, date=83
will new posts show up in the book
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 orders: orig=50, rank=15, date=35
Are each unique or is there overlap?
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 orders: orig=10, rank=16, date=4
All orderings are chaotic. Only the chaotic ordering is rational.
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Dear Mr. Drill
Please write a book of all things you said over the years.
That's all I ask for Christmas.
A book of all the things ya said. I'll even put money toward it
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 orders: orig=74, rank=18, date=57
Audiobook?
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Wondering the same but someone said that dril has around 12k tweets so it’s likely the same in each book
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When will the audiobook versions be releasing
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 orders: orig=76, rank=21, date=38
Is this tweet in the book?
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 orders: orig=65, rank=22, date=14
I ordered “Refined”(Tm) for my mom for Xmas. When I came home to visit them she and dad thought they were receiving messages from a serial killer.
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 orders: orig=92, rank=23, date=71
Omg- I just saw your account.
What caught my attention was Elvis TCB-In, Flat Faced Wearing his Shades in your 
Freezer! 
May b something interesting going on here. 
SMH.
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 orders: orig=24, rank=24, date=84
This is a great christmas gift folks and, I believe, better than washington
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 orders: orig=44, rank=25, date=22
I haven't received mine yet. But I can ALREADY shit lightning and piss cement. Thank you Sir
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 orders: orig=33, rank=26, date=45
The most coherent thing Dril has ever Tweeted, and it is an advert for their book.
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 orders: orig=31, rank=27, date=65
You haven't answered my question yet kitten
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 orders: orig=68, rank=28, date=36
Is "chaotic" random for every print?
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 orders: orig=64, rank=29, date=33
Wait are they different tweets per book
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 orders: orig=4, rank=30, date=86
this content startled me so much i almost blocked you on principle
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 orders: orig=7, rank=31, date=87
Great library of Alexandria lookin ass
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 orders: orig=93, rank=32, date=16
Chaotic is the only way to go
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 orders: orig=23, rank=33, date=70
Distal revasclaration and interval ligation?
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 orders: orig=18, rank=34, date=61
thank you for the laughs and also groans
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 orders: orig=28, rank=35, date=62
jesus stfu with this shit already you're like a fucking librarian
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 orders: orig=95, rank=36, date=77
Could you make these available in Canada? Only mr ten years is there 
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 orders: orig=77, rank=37, date=73
God help me I'm full Chaotic
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 orders: orig=47, rank=38, date=12
Hardcover when
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 orders: orig=19, rank=39, date=15
I didn't realize this quirk and was glad I got "BELOVED" by accident.
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 orders: orig=37, rank=40, date=76
So I read Beloved and it just gets worse and worse?
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 orders: orig=46, rank=41, date=92
can i eat them upon completion?
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 orders: orig=54, rank=42, date=21
When will we get “Dril ‘Nightmare’”
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 orders: orig=69, rank=43, date=13
Dril confirmed gamer.
Kojima + Miyazaki nerd.
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 orders: orig=17, rank=44, date=79
Dril “Hardcore”
 ranking=6.126982448820039 from {coleman=0.98, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.15, pop=4.1, numsent=1, flesch=1.23, ari=0.4, lix=0.1, time=1.96, numword=0, fuzzy=0.9, fog=0.04}
 orders: orig=41, rank=45, date=3
Wake up babe new political compass dropped
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 orders: orig=16, rank=46, date=95
Are they all the same posts?
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 orders: orig=32, rank=47, date=40
Searching your timeline with the search function.
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 orders: orig=80, rank=48, date=88
I can’t tell if this is bait or not
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 orders: orig=61, rank=49, date=85
I put them all on my amazon wishlist.
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 orders: orig=83, rank=50, date=17
Are the books available in UK?
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 orders: orig=58, rank=51, date=47
Classic. So 40,000 tweets in total?
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 orders: orig=14, rank=52, date=48
This is actually a super cool idea loll
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 orders: orig=84, rank=53, date=28
I’ll buy all four for $300 take it our leave it
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 orders: orig=48, rank=54, date=34
none imagine paying to read tweets lmao
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 orders: orig=86, rank=55, date=54
Where are the Audible versions boss?
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 orders: orig=82, rank=56, date=78
funny colors are in the wrong places
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 orders: orig=91, rank=57, date=63
Dril me eternal
 ranking=5.008877993432824 from {coleman=0.49, cos=0.74, smog=0.85, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.27, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.38, ari=0.03, lix=0.05, time=1.22, numword=0, fuzzy=2.6, fog=0.73}
 orders: orig=30, rank=58, date=39
Same energy
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 orders: orig=75, rank=59, date=46
Bought one for me and two for my friends
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 orders: orig=70, rank=60, date=49
different tweets in each book?
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 orders: orig=62, rank=61, date=23
a book full of tweets i’ll take 2
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 orders: orig=72, rank=62, date=59
When does Pathological get released?
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 orders: orig=73, rank=63, date=56
Got mine!
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 orders: orig=2, rank=64, date=43
Published by Game Freak
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 orders: orig=81, rank=65, date=11

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 orders: orig=3, rank=66, date=44
“raaarrrr whats up warriors” 
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 orders: orig=6, rank=67, date=74
chitmas is saved
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 orders: orig=78, rank=68, date=5
The perfect coffee table piece
 ranking=2.8714282888703337 from {coleman=0.75, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.03, pop=2.31, numsent=1, flesch=1, ari=0.28, lix=0, time=1.53, numword=0, fuzzy=0.6, fog=0.1}
 orders: orig=87, rank=69, date=24
Is this allowed?
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 orders: orig=88, rank=70, date=72
Which has the least faves
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 orders: orig=22, rank=71, date=9
New holy scripture dropped
 ranking=2.1839874331455813 from {coleman=0.91, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, pop=1.8, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=0.39, lix=0.11, time=0.36, numword=0, fuzzy=1.2, fog=0.08}
 orders: orig=57, rank=72, date=81
Those are the same tweet.
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 orders: orig=9, rank=73, date=50
Why not available on http://amazon.at?
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You’ve cum so far dril 
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These ones don't have that
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from the grate @hm77367_ht
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ai-generated kiss solo albums
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Dril is Jack Nicholson
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@topperinow vc quer
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 orders: orig=42, rank=81, date=31
Only 10k?
Scrub
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thanks!
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 orders: orig=79, rank=83, date=52
Bro lookin like
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 orders: orig=66, rank=84, date=51
just read the tweets instead
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it's in the tweet?
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 orders: orig=90, rank=86, date=89

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 orders: orig=43, rank=87, date=32
which way western man?
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Nice mixer
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 orders: orig=29, rank=89, date=96
Well done
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 orders: orig=26, rank=90, date=64
Yes
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 orders: orig=38, rank=91, date=26
I caught them all…
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None
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Fuck/Marry/Kill, one gotta go
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All
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 orders: orig=71, rank=95, date=67

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LIVE - LAUGH - DRIL
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