Search run analysis for @andrewkirell from Thu, February 16, 2023 at 23:53:12 -0800 (logged in)

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[tweet: 1626414312997949440, from: @iputadollarin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:52:44 (HIGH,0,,,84) So they're pleading guilty?]
[tweet: 1626415692642762754, from: @daplandia (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:58:13 (HIGH,0,,,63) it isn't just the lying. it is the fact that brass and hosts are coordinating messaging to help the Republican Party. Not news but stunning to read]
[tweet: 0, from: @wsj (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,87,273,1048,3627728) Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.]
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[tweet: 1626407621870723073, from: @uhhuhbro (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:26:08 (LOW,0,,,94) Knobs]

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Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.
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it isn't just the lying. it is the fact that brass and hosts are coordinating messaging to help the Republican Party. Not news but stunning to read
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Knobs
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So they're pleading guilty?
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[tweet: 1622990921594707968, from: @kellys_here (UNKNOWN) on 02/07/23 08:09:24 (HIGH,0,,,43) Famous pals or 5% owner in W Mag? For God sake don't embarrass my Kushner friends, they are so on the straight and narrow with their business dealings and politics. cc: @Gawker]

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Famous pals or 5% owner in W Mag? For God sake don't embarrass my Kushner friends, they are so on the straight and narrow with their business dealings and politics. cc: @Gawker
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[tweet: 1612497535876141076, from: @addieshepherd19 (UNKNOWN) on 01/09/23 09:12:25 (HIGH,,1,,17) In the early ‘90s luxury came back into vogue with investment clothing, fine dining, and custom decor following 1970s/early 1980s depressing austerity. We are on the downturn but within five years style and luxury will replace sweatpants, hoodies, and street food.]
[tweet: 1612493196000432147, from: @buhhhhlieevmeee (UNKNOWN) on 01/09/23 08:55:11 (HIGH,,1,,61) Unrelated to the Noma closing, but a local alum is opening a place in Gowanus, FWIW:]

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In the early ‘90s luxury came back into vogue with investment clothing, fine dining, and custom decor following 1970s/early 1980s depressing austerity. We are on the downturn but within five years style and luxury will replace sweatpants, hoodies, and street food.
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[tweet: 1597593585888931841, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 11/29/22 06:09:27 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) To all my Maryland tweeps complaining that Frederick technically isn’t rural: I see you, I hear you, I don’t care.]
[tweet: 1597621327745073152, from: @300furrybears (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:59:41 (HIGH,,3,,undefined) FREDERICK IS NOT RURAL]
[tweet: 1597596345623355395, from: @boobsweatntears (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:20:25 (HIGH,,4,1,undefined) it’s pretty damn rural so color me confused lmao (marylander here)]
[tweet: 1597637020742225920, from: @gabler4146 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:02:03 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) you’re from new jersey]
[tweet: 1597594307850080257, from: @jeff_poor (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:12:19 (HIGH,,11,,undefined) They call them "Fred-necks" for a reason...]
[tweet: 1597653891579248641, from: @liquidawesome (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:09:05 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Ok Bama]
[tweet: 1597699296362909696, from: @stormserg123 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:09:30 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) lol nobody knows you bro]
[tweet: 1597599304729796608, from: @justsome_fnp (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:32:10 (HIGH,,5,1,undefined) It is tho lol]
[tweet: 1597621403179573248, from: @300furrybears (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:59:59 (HIGH,1,15,2,undefined) the area surrounding frederick is, but frederick isn't.]
[tweet: 1597803714672459777, from: @sharanskywailer (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:04:25 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I've been to Frederick a few times. I would describe it as very suburban and "country". It's the fastest-growing county because they're actually building housing and most of the new tenants are scientists and doctors. Only reason it flipped blue in 2020.]
[tweet: 1597614411468111876, from: @cjinbk (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:32:12 (HIGH,,1,1,undefined) In eastern MD, they called it FredNECK.]
[tweet: 1597648773123289088, from: @noahcouture2x (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:48:45 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) based]
[tweet: 1597636701656350720, from: @gabler4146 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:00:46 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) you should]
[tweet: 1597641456293773312, from: @kirbyhonest (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:19:40 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) my grandpa lived in frederick before he died & anytime i read a lovecraft story about some rustic eldritch abomination i immediately imagine it taking place there]
[tweet: 1597701993807904769, from: @kswordfishk (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:20:13 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Man I delivered mail in Frederick for a year. For 'not being rural' there's a ton of places you can just disappear in the sticks and never find your way back out.]
[tweet: 1597618903714525186, from: @blugrape2012 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:50:03 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) It's rural......not the most rural, but I take no issue with it]
[tweet: 1597604601213161474, from: @andyymonium (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:53:13 (HIGH,,11,1,undefined) It absolutely is rural and anyone who disagrees moved there from West Virginia]
[tweet: 1597660582110298112, from: @like_h2o (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:35:40 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) This, lol.]
[tweet: 1597707185663791104, from: @certainlynotliz (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:40:51 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Whoa whoa whoa by no stretch of the imagination is Fredrick not rural. Frednecks, calm down.]
[tweet: 1597718499044241408, from: @snarfaleptic (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 02:25:49 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Nobody would expect you to. LA then NY and farms in between is how your profession sees the country.]
[tweet: 1597597890893209601, from: @j6dreamteam (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:26:33 (LOW,,1,1,undefined) no cap]
[tweet: 1597606836815171585, from: @tyrita_b (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:02:06 (LOW,,2,1,undefined) No, that’s what Baltimore does.]
[tweet: 1597607699075956737, from: @lukeonthetrak (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:05:32 (LOW,0,,,undefined) I’m am fairly sure that’s Kanyes discography extinguishes anything yours will ever amount to maybe get your priorities in order then speak.   I don’t even have a paid for blue tick and I’m out performing your on streaming services]
[tweet: 1597702527596003328, from: @robertzapp (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:22:21 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Not only that, but more importantly, how bad is your lack of self awareness to not understand that YOU, as a fellow member of the media, are infinitely less relevant and less successful than Tim Pool?]
[tweet: 1597785232257609728, from: @ayjay28184568 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:50:59 (ABUSIVE,,1,,undefined) As someone from maryland that shit is rural. You gotta be some different kind of dumb to think Frederick isn’t]

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To all my Maryland tweeps complaining that Frederick technically isn’t rural: I see you, I hear you, I don’t care.
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the area surrounding frederick is, but frederick isn't.
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my grandpa lived in frederick before he died & anytime i read a lovecraft story about some rustic eldritch abomination i immediately imagine it taking place there
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It absolutely is rural and anyone who disagrees moved there from West Virginia
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I've been to Frederick a few times. I would describe it as very suburban and "country". It's the fastest-growing county because they're actually building housing and most of the new tenants are scientists and doctors. Only reason it flipped blue in 2020.
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I’m am fairly sure that’s Kanyes discography extinguishes anything yours will ever amount to maybe get your priorities in order then speak. 

I don’t even have a paid for blue tick and I’m out performing your on streaming services
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it’s pretty damn rural so color me confused lmao (marylander here)
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Not only that, but more importantly, how bad is your lack of self awareness to not understand that YOU, as a fellow member of the media, are infinitely less relevant and less successful than Tim Pool?
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Man I delivered mail in Frederick for a year. For 'not being rural' there's a ton of places you can just disappear in the sticks and never find your way back out.
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As someone from maryland that shit is rural. You gotta be some different kind of dumb to think Frederick isn’t
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Whoa whoa whoa by no stretch of the imagination is Fredrick not rural. Frednecks, calm down.
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They call them "Fred-necks" for a reason...
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In eastern MD, they called it FredNECK.
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It's rural......not the most rural, but I take no issue with it
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Nobody would expect you to. LA then NY and farms in between is how your profession sees the country.
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FREDERICK IS NOT RURAL
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No, that’s what Baltimore does.
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It is tho lol
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 no cap
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you’re from new jersey
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you should
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based
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This, lol.
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lol nobody knows you bro
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Ok Bama
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[tweet: 1597593585888931841, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 11/29/22 06:09:27 (HIGH,12,670,20,undefined) To all my Maryland tweeps complaining that Frederick technically isn’t rural: I see you, I hear you, I don’t care.]
[tweet: 1597592696792977409, from: @4billholt (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:05:55 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Thanks for taking time away from your roles as deep state stenographer and singer-songwriter to provide us this insightful take.]
[tweet: 1597653718488711168, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 11/29/22 10:08:24 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) You’re welcome Bill!]
[tweet: 1597595798380097536, from: @buffalolhm (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:18:14 (HIGH,,5,,undefined) Looks like he’s ready to clean cow slop in those boots.]
[tweet: 1597662561008521218, from: @janbobrowicz (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:43:32 (HIGH,1,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1598419191270641665, from: @bishop_bbc (UNKNOWN) on 12/01/22 12:50:07 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Personally for me it’s be wearing them boots]
[tweet: 1597631650036584450, from: @arpie4math (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:40:42 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) Californian here. Is 'hibachi' the local term for Japanese-style steel tabletop cooking?  The more Japanese term is "teppanyaki" while "hibachi" refers to a small (originally charcoal) grill with an open grate.]
[tweet: 1597631960330797057, from: @arpie4math (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:41:56 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) All the restaurant menu text says 'hibachi' but all the photos I've seen show "teppanyaki". Weird.]
[tweet: 1597618077763776514, from: @zeemarina (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:46:46 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) He looks miserable. And homeless.]
[tweet: 1597621556582453248, from: @martinkoa12 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:00:36 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Looks like he had to catch his own sushi]
[tweet: 1597706604946010112, from: @docdazeus (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:38:33 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) In Walmart looking Cowyboy Rainboots…nonetheless]
[tweet: 1597619869935362049, from: @vanceinla (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:53:53 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) In America even the homeless can run for President.]
[tweet: 1597623921507201025, from: @solsberydavid (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:09:59 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Never meet your heroes, eh?]
[tweet: 1597869114395361280, from: @mightiestpen (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 12:24:18 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Every time I see a picture of him, I can feel the sweat under all of those layers. And those feet must be constantly swamped out in those boots.]
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[tweet: 1598006483350089728, from: @sarafina7707 (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 09:30:09 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) Those are $1100 Balenciaga boots]
[tweet: 1597447311268843521, from: @aeiffel95 (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:28:12 (HIGH,,10,,undefined) "Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah"]
[tweet: 1597592530027425792, from: @horstvonhorst1 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:05:15 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Ah Tim Pool.   "I'm a leftist, but is rounding up the jews in a labour camp really that bad? Think about it"]
[tweet: 1597578937781325824, from: @jgd_wapo (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:11:15 (HIGH,,13,1,undefined) In what world is Frederick “rural”?]
[tweet: 1597596460891373569, from: @boobsweatntears (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:20:52 (HIGH,,3,1,undefined) the fact every other road is a farm mostly.]
[tweet: 1597568340930985984, from: @tomasq99 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:29:08 (HIGH,,13,,undefined) Nick fuentes shakin on his boots at the tought of being in the same space with 2 black people]
[tweet: 1597595611758575624, from: @matthewboedy (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:17:30 (HIGH,,3,1,undefined) What is that thing on his chest/hanging around his neck?]
[tweet: 1597764663122329600, from: @calif_liberal (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:29:15 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1597577838185828353, from: @adamlemm (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:06:52 (HIGH,3,174,4,undefined) Lol, billionaire, one of the biggest musicians on earth, married to Kim kardashian, and now he’s ruined and eating at Benihana with a Nazi… Life comes at you fast]
[tweet: 1597696282700976128, from: @northstablefarm (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:57:32 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) He wore the proper boots to be on the tim pool podcast, I have a similar pair for mucking out horse stalls.]
[tweet: 1597472517593395200, from: @stephaniesidley (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 10:08:22 (HIGH,2,61,2,undefined) I feel like something really bad is about to happen. He doesn’t look well.]
[tweet: 1597624896259231744, from: @tankatan3 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:13:52 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Something really bad is happening.]
[tweet: 1597597386297466885, from: @dangkitty207 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:24:33 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) The boots let you know just how deep the shit must be.]
[tweet: 1597599741327597570, from: @brianlanesleuth (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:33:54 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) My guess is they didn't pack a change of clothes.]
[tweet: 1597612130253295616, from: @blousytatum (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:23:08 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) And the only way is up.]
[tweet: 1597801636679667714, from: @amyisquitebusy (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:56:10 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) This man had a wife and family less than a year ago.]
[tweet: 1597594551686160384, from: @o_wn14 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:13:17 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) He really does look sad]
[tweet: 1597600114641895426, from: @sofkngskinny (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:35:23 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) Old Kanye always looked sad and miserable and didn’t smile in pictures. New Kanye smiles 24/7.]
[tweet: 1597572040210665478, from: @mbaumser (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:43:50 (HIGH,,2,1,undefined) I lived in Frederick...it's not a place to visit.]
[tweet: 1597578849407348736, from: @prfctlitlbites (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:10:53 (HIGH,,9,1,undefined) How long ago? I live here now. It’s a pretty great place]
[tweet: 1597616825675939840, from: @n_boyajian (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:41:48 (HIGH,,2,1,undefined) What’s funny is that there’s actually *really good* restaurants in Frederick.]
[tweet: 1597665501505007616, from: @mirentxume (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:55:13 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) What’s even funnier is that shopping plaza also has an excellent Thai restaurant (Thai Table) and also a Vietnamese one (Lucky Corner) so it’s not like there weren’t options.]
[tweet: 1597724891863994372, from: @wizard_legit (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 02:51:13 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Boots]
[tweet: 1597679087669026816, from: @abbbyanderson (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 11:49:12 (HIGH,,1,1,undefined) @RazorbackAtty Kanye also hung out in Frederick this weekend]
[tweet: 1597525986115211265, from: @fuzzmosis (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:40:50 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Kanye's a real one. Cope harder]
[tweet: 1597637070910291968, from: @the8o8 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:02:15 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Hello darkness, my old friend]
[tweet: 1597575689653276673, from: @chillywillyh20 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:58:20 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Does he ever smile?]
[tweet: 1597630770759102464, from: @abatuure (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:37:12 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) man leaving with salmonella frfr]
[tweet: 1597445349811314688, from: @symposiumsilver (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:20:25 (HIGH,,64,,undefined) Not sure Frederick is rural anymore. Areas all around it are. But it's hardly Garrett county lol.   Side note, I know exactly where this is and I would never have been like 'yeah that's where he'll end up']
[tweet: 1597473851612725250, from: @kferrdc (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 10:13:40 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) It’s not rural but it is small and random as fuck for someone let Ye. It’s an exurb et best]
[tweet: 1598024388213100544, from: @jcbmads325 (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 10:41:18 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Especially wearing swamp boots.]
[tweet: 1597655361447956480, from: @goforthfilm (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:14:55 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Why does he always look so miserable and glum? And is that other guy really lonely or what?]
[tweet: 1598021288215601152, from: @mbeau85 (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 10:28:59 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) What’s with the boots?  Is he planning on some fly fishing after?]
[tweet: 1597689743491596288, from: @c_spencer_ (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:31:33 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) He never smile in his photos from the beginning.]
[tweet: 1597594532291411968, from: @dry1ce123 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:13:13 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) Looks like he went fishing as well]
[tweet: 1597631862348083200, from: @escoas (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:41:33 (HIGH,,5,,undefined) His new bestie is so racist that he literally has an empty chair between them at the table]
[tweet: 1597650163085979654, from: @dansereduick (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:54:16 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Chillin with the Frednecks]
[tweet: 1597600494348034049, from: @lacunalingua_3 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:36:54 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Frederick of all places]
[tweet: 1597588556385751040, from: @zoulz (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:49:28 (HIGH,,7,,undefined) He looks like a fisherman on one of those bering sea crab fishing ships.]
[tweet: 1597708072087977985, from: @moonlightmeows_ (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:44:23 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) He really does look like a goth deep sea fisherman and/or a character in a shitty dystopian movie]
[tweet: 1597502040435224576, from: @willcaronforhi (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:05:41 (HIGH,,7,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1597614883864203264, from: @ukiechi (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:34:05 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I can’t even imagine how terrible the conversations at a hibachi table must be with Nick Fuentes. Bet the man can’t even catch a shrimp or thinks onion volcanoes are boring.]
[tweet: 1597640394082504704, from: @bikerapocalypse (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:15:27 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) What in the world is on his feet?]
[tweet: 1597680576001347585, from: @hoopssir (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 11:55:07 (HIGH,,2,1,undefined) Everyone in Frederick knows Miyako > Matsutake]
[tweet: 1597681164021821440, from: @maryann92723054 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 11:57:27 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) It is better. Only one to go to.]
[tweet: 1597665519951556608, from: @aalleyne (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:55:17 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) 1. She's too good for him. 2.]
[tweet: 1597594660603826176, from: @dustinducane (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:13:43 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) Theyre always on phones with Kanye. If I was sitting with him I’d be asking him how to lay down a phat beat, not scrolling through Twitter.]
[tweet: 1597578699884613632, from: @lolwutbrosef (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:10:18 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) Why is he dressed like a sith lord though?]
[tweet: 1597446038268563456, from: @ebookelection (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:23:09 (HIGH,,16,1,undefined) "At least it isn't Westminster or Elkton"]
[tweet: 1597491063757078528, from: @tahini (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 11:22:04 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) “rock bottom.”   I’m guessing this guy is a journalist at some legacy media outlet.]
[tweet: 1597611201756008450, from: @alexgre36024221 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:19:27 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Damn, he's a step away from going camping with my grandparents.]
[tweet: 1597583010446315520, from: @ricolo1801 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:27:26 (HIGH,1,75,1,undefined) Gotta have your galoshes ready in case they deploy the weather laser.]
[tweet: 1597583440723181568, from: @cydeweys (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:29:08 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Oh my god, he went to Frederick?!  Hahaha.  I grew up 40 minutes south of there along I-270 and we basically never went.  No reason to.  All the culture is closer in towards DC.]
[tweet: 1597620925716787206, from: @jesserbecker (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:58:05 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) Frederick is beautiful. Civil War history, LGBT stores/restaurants, really adorable festivals and music and shit.]
[tweet: 1597656314544816128, from: @liquidawesome (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:18:43 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Wait... is Tim Pool based on of Maryland?]
[tweet: 1597576240839688193, from: @samule3110 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:00:32 (HIGH,,9,1,undefined) Kanye uses a fork to eat Asian food.]
[tweet: 1597799071095222272, from: @foolerrant (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:45:58 (HIGH,,1,1,undefined) Enh that's sad but lets not rag on a dude for that. He might just be hungry.   Personally speaking my chopstick skills are...questionable if I'm feeling like shit I ask for a cowards fork.]
[tweet: 1597599856465481731, from: @kaiten1978 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:34:22 (HIGH,,6,,undefined) Wait. Tim Pool lives in Fredneck? Of course he does.]
[tweet: 1597606261767680002, from: @jmcrowell (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:59:49 (HIGH,,7,1,undefined) Nope. Washington County (barely) down by Harper's Ferry.]
[tweet: 1597568306776375297, from: @bigbigpants (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:29:00 (HIGH,2,150,1,undefined) I can finally afford to live like ye]
[tweet: 1597619511456595968, from: @cleguy85 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:52:28 (HIGH,,6,,undefined) Ye and Fuentes shared a Matsutake love boat...didn't they]
[tweet: 1597603304569466880, from: @oasteven14 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:48:04 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1597452605919473665, from: @slugdagger (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:49:15 (HIGH,4,416,3,undefined) This guy was the biggest rap star of the better part of a decade and lived a life of fame and glamour unimaginable. And now he's at a shitty hibachi in Frederick Maryland.]
[tweet: 1597625423156117507, from: @jayesspea (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:15:57 (HIGH,1,18,2,undefined) In those boots.]
[tweet: 1597759837890174976, from: @sluaghlock (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:10:04 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) He really does look truly miserable in every photo I've seen of him recently]
[tweet: 1597638489432281088, from: @nickisonaroll (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:07:53 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) This is so close to me. I don’t know why I am so excited by this picture. I guess maybe they were taking off or landing a private jet from our airport which is close enough to  Washington DC without being restricted airspace.]
[tweet: 1597513724516270082, from: @northvein (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:52:06 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) What’s with the tactical bib?]
[tweet: 1597668128787693569, from: @landisweaver (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 11:05:39 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) I really want twitter to find the identity of the oblivious blue sweatshirt guy]
[tweet: 1597746533838962689, from: @ironpelvis_iv (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:17:13 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Looks like Fuentes without his moustache?]
[tweet: 1597596142329802752, from: @hokietrax (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:19:36 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Lol wasn’t even allowed in Thacher & Rye]
[tweet: 1597768623036465152, from: @thetafarm (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:44:59 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) It’s actually a nice hibachi restaurant . I had my anniversary there two years ago then hit a movie at the regal behind. Ye boy just doesn’t seem to have a nice date on his arm.   Maybe he should have just gotten the sushi at the sushi bar.]
[tweet: 1597573158273716224, from: @psychoroidsound (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:48:17 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) He looked miserable during and afterward too lol]
[tweet: 1597621475615608835, from: @anujvaidya9 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:00:16 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) If you're miserable at hibachi, something has gone wrong in your life. Shrimp me anytime!]
[tweet: 1597636657003761664, from: @gabler4146 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:00:36 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) frederick isn’t rural]
[tweet: 1597609467428098050, from: @2sweetmebrah (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:12:33 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) what a fine murse]
[tweet: 1597648928903569408, from: @stoopingt (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:49:22 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Oh no, he can fall way lower.]
[tweet: 1597701892288970753, from: @qualms19 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:19:49 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Black men don't smile in pics. It's better than soy facing]
[tweet: 1597786512942583808, from: @ffsdosomething1 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:56:04 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) If I was that restaurant I’d be like dude you got a pay in advance]
[tweet: 1597619055632224257, from: @kayleechangedme (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:50:39 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Maryland as in second happiest state behind Hawaii? Maryland as in a place that Kanye spent a lot of his childhood? Oh wow super rock bottom . We wouldn’t expect you to understand]
[tweet: 1597681188034187266, from: @wheeler281 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 11:57:33 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Pretty sure writing for the daily beast and it's 35k a year salary you are the bottom]
[tweet: 1597582215080464385, from: @repfhg (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:24:16 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) I'm sure it was a fun reverse trip, considering he traveled to "bumblefuck nowhere" and stormed out after 15 minutes.]
[tweet: 1597766791224504321, from: @circusgeorge (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:37:42 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) It's all a misunderstanding, Kanye thought it was an interview for the latest Scream movie but forgot his hook]
[tweet: 1597595700115959809, from: @jimmymisseldin1 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:17:51 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Why is he wearing wellies?]
[tweet: 1597449508777971712, from: @thejosephchrist (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:36:56 (HIGH,,18,,undefined) Is it raining there? Is there a flood? Whats with the wading shoes?]
[tweet: 1597449869399969795, from: @kebrightbill (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:38:22 (HIGH,,24,,undefined) I believe they're Balenciaga, because he apparently didn't get the memo that the right is boycotting them]
[tweet: 1598004036141486080, from: @overthemoonsf (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 09:20:26 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) With one of the country's most virulent white supremacists, who you've inexplicably befriended and re-popularized to the masses, sitting next to you.]
[tweet: 1597730358401077248, from: @the_only_olive (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 03:12:56 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I live in Frederick]
[tweet: 1597563488997879808, from: @bluebaptism (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:09:51 (HIGH,,15,1,undefined) They call it fRedNeck. He should feel right at home.]
[tweet: 1597602250834468864, from: @nadiapflaum (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:43:53 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) What do they call Gaithersburg]
[tweet: 1597597258778042370, from: @lovebozandjane (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:24:03 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) There are some pretty good restaurants in Frederick; it’s kind of a quaint place engulfed by MAGA territory.  Not far from Hagerstown, home of the infamous convoy. Who was he meeting there?]
[tweet: 1597735363157843968, from: @mommyisaperson (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 03:32:49 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Tim Pool]
[tweet: 1597609310888288256, from: @joshpike6 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:11:56 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Why does he dress like hes about to pour concrete?]
[tweet: 1597611754548183040, from: @ronchav82555521 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:21:39 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Idk who tim pool is or care for that matter, or care about Wests sightings]
[tweet: 1597704615763800064, from: @thechaidrinker (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:30:38 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) @naaabsz @__taylormade]
[tweet: 1597707257554534401, from: @__taylormade (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:41:08 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Foul]
[tweet: 1597598157986463745, from: @doggehhh (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:27:37 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) WHAT ARE THOOOSE?]
[tweet: 1597631957839806465, from: @bruc3l33lov3r (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:41:55 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) @kanyewest always looks dirty to me. His clothes probably cost a fortune but seems to look dingy. The boots are hideous.]
[tweet: 1597669158321553408, from: @_verikey (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 11:09:45 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) The only way this could be worse is if he stormed out of his hang with Tim Pool because Tim wasn’t being antisemetic enough.]
[tweet: 1597664121272401921, from: @jdanielgtr (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:49:44 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) $400million rock bottom]
[tweet: 1597576114146512898, from: @coswalkers (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:00:01 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Kanye been falling since his mother died. There is no bottom until he dies.]
[tweet: 1597688276231819264, from: @maddenmadden_ (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:25:43 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) was just saying this to the guys at Taco Bell]
[tweet: 1597709563985559552, from: @tacofridge (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:50:18 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Nice boots!!]
[tweet: 1597615350312730624, from: @fakejohnkeller (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:35:56 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) I wonder if he enjoyed the onion choo choo train and if he was able to catch the  in his mouth.]
[tweet: 1597712145067581440, from: @leighmarvin12 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 02:00:34 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I thought it was when he got sexy with a goat]
[tweet: 1597594335343972352, from: @ericdredd (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:12:26 (HIGH,,28,,undefined) At least he’s got room to grow.]
[tweet: 1597607448898318337, from: @marry_jake (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:04:32 (HIGH,,5,,undefined) I bet he could literally pull himself up by his own boot straps]
[tweet: 1597492103172730881, from: @mikesum32 (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 11:26:12 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Matsutake Sushi & Steak's got 4.1 stars. I'd be livin' the dream.]
[tweet: 1597980537385123840, from: @b1azedgoomba (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 07:47:03 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) His rock bottom is richer and more relevant then you'll ever be]
[tweet: 1597489910541582336, from: @terryt967 (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 11:17:29 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) On a school night too]
[tweet: 1597768617382547456, from: @johnnypataty (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:44:58 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) “When I met Kagné..”]
[tweet: 1597869518457802752, from: @gottabedrd (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 12:25:54 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I'm sure doing runway shows with pedophiles at Balenciaga is peak right?]
[tweet: 1597647418325368832, from: @thekfish (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:43:22 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) He’s a billionaire, Andrew. You sure about rock bottom?]
[tweet: 1597638730550235136, from: @captain_fiero (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:08:50 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Is that Bill Cosby?]
[tweet: 1597508373809106944, from: @mayorlow (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:30:51 (HIGH,,4,1,undefined) Yooo. Why is he wearing size 16 galoshes?]
[tweet: 1597613682527174656, from: @cataleast (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:29:18 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) It's all he has that isn't Adidas ;)]
[tweet: 1597612488329424897, from: @mackenzietattoo (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:24:34 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) can you imagine how stanky those boots are, ew]
[tweet: 1597566555227029504, from: @mikesum32 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:22:02 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) He always looks like that in photos.]
[tweet: 1597656327735889920, from: @tdotopenletter (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:18:46 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) He's just really stressed about his pitch to British Knights Shoes.]
[tweet: 1597461917710180352, from: @tomfloored (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 09:26:15 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) he had to watch nick Fuentes eat his boogers all day]
[tweet: 1597869716907134976, from: @gottabedrd (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 12:26:42 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) The fact that taking a picture with a fan in a restaurant that most people would happily go to is considered rock bottom shows the contempt you hold for everyday Americans.]
[tweet: 1597582087707852800, from: @agusername (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:23:46 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) Ah yes those evil rural areas. Cast them all aside. Also Frederick isn’t rural anymore.]
[tweet: 1597596000583307264, from: @policeofsorrow (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:19:03 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) why is he wearing waders ffs?]
[tweet: 1597616090980704261, from: @davidbguerrero7 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:38:53 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Uncle Ruckus]
[tweet: 1597713836240314368, from: @coal_actually (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 02:07:17 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) By “Andrew Kirell”]
[tweet: 1597652432409853953, from: @dljtwo (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:03:17 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) And Lizzo called and wants her boots back too.]
[tweet: 1597605565152514050, from: @jmcrowell (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:57:03 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Four weeks ago the odious Republican running for County Executive hammered on "we're turning into MoCo North" theme — too many "well-educated liberals" and darker-skinned "others" moving into the county.  Not rural. Not even very much FredNeck anymore except in pockets.]
[tweet: 1597602687499259904, from: @parkaftadark (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:45:37 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) started from the bottom now were back]
[tweet: 1597597064762101760, from: @problem_tin_art (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:23:16 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) He looks miserable as sin.]
[tweet: 1597572502720761858, from: @gazpachopolice0 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:45:40 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Not rural lol]
[tweet: 1597655586275229697, from: @lukepal93949732 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:15:49 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) We gotta send @stavvybaby there to fix this.]
[tweet: 1597644102304423936, from: @judah_taylor (VERIFIED) on 11/29/22 09:30:11 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) Today i had to google who Tim Pool is and i think that’s actually rock bottom]
[tweet: 1597511445784440832, from: @funkelon (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:43:03 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Solid set of gumboots.  Da man]
[tweet: 1597962340787683330, from: @siewintersonne (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 06:34:45 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Wtf are those boots]
[tweet: 1597451214127566848, from: @fakebot696969 (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:43:43 (HIGH,,3,,undefined) frederick is turning into megalopolis…. so much new development and bio warfare labs.]
[tweet: 1597629815557074944, from: @eericoh (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:33:25 (HIGH,,4,,undefined) The fuck are those?]
[tweet: 1597630900971663361, from: @mihaela1022 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:37:43 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) Cow manure boots]
[tweet: 1597530822730342400, from: @socialcapitali3 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 02:00:03 (HIGH,,3,,undefined) Things are going good]
[tweet: 1597736257051774976, from: @dainbramaged9 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 03:36:22 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Rock bottom really some people can't afford to eat there...]
[tweet: 1597573920609406978, from: @bedtaco (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:51:18 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) Those fucking rain boots....]
[tweet: 1597474074183499776, from: @theinjuredyouth (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 10:14:33 (HIGH,,12,1,undefined) Is Ye or whatever his name is, expecting a flood? What's with the galoshes?]
[tweet: 1597739866757791744, from: @jericho46647711 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 03:50:43 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Tim pools a cool dude what u mean just cozz u dont like him dont mean anything lol]
[tweet: 1597584249653440512, from: @minotaursauce (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:32:21 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Is he wearing wellies]
[tweet: 1597603455627132928, from: @moretrla (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:48:40 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Frederick is a cool city, reminds me of Providence, RI or the South End in Boston before all the artist got priced out.]
[tweet: 1597678660248428544, from: @dcrytic (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 11:47:30 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) We'll have to take your word for it, working at The Daily Beast does make you the resident expert in hitting rock bottom.]
[tweet: 1597618224769961985, from: @angrymeal65 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:47:21 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I think the thing that’s bothering Ye the most is his slow transformation into Bizarroworld Darius Rucker.]
[tweet: 1597569576703004672, from: @aphextwizzy777 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:34:03 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Something about being bipolar and wearing your true emotions on your face at all times. bro cannot hide it at all.]
[tweet: 1597592017357479936, from: @josephmascio3 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:03:13 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) I just don't understand what he did this for was pointless, just think, a pilot had to waste his time flying a jet to Maryland for 2 hours just to fly him back!]
[tweet: 1597625050810970113, from: @theprudes (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:14:29 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Most miserable billionaire/ musician ever. He needs help. Life is too short.]
[tweet: 1597697797402537985, from: @scottgumbleton (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:03:33 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) While wearing gumboots...]
[tweet: 1597630250196029441, from: @johnhaugeland (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:35:08 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) That's fake-Japanese Applebee's  They charge $17 for seven pieces of sushi, and won't say what kind of fish is inside  They don't have their own website.  They use http://menupages.com  Kanye has sprayed enough champagne in an hour to buy the chain]
[tweet: 1597625335004426241, from: @cubandoomer420 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:15:36 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) he's been wearing those boots for a week. kanye is gonna get trench toe.]
[tweet: 1597540811486347265, from: @secret007au (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 02:39:44 (HIGH,,,1,undefined) Beg to differ..]
[tweet: 1597708509344591872, from: @richardchungus1 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:46:07 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) The Daily Beast.]
[tweet: 1597774721487020033, from: @vegasjuly (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:09:13 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) As many correctly pointed out, Frederick city is not rural. Where Tim does his podcast absolutely is. And every Fredneck knows Matsutake is garbage. Tsunami or LazyFish. Real travesty is that Ye didn’t Yelp.]
[tweet: 1597753568983142400, from: @romulankush88 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:45:10 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Oh noooo some fat wannabe musician has a hot take bases off a picture(probably the 1000th he's taken that day) and wants attention.. let's give him the attention he craves as he uses succesful black men to clout chase.]
[tweet: 1597578852099715073, from: @piotrlirnik (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:10:54 (HIGH,,2,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1597758681386745856, from: @runninlion (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:05:29 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Liberals love when a black man loses everything.]
[tweet: 1597702263145132033, from: @maryann92723054 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:21:18 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) What?]
[tweet: 1597638935567794176, from: @yhyperbole (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:09:39 (HIGH,,4,1,undefined) He’s wearing those to prep for the ocean floor]
[tweet: 1597702071058567168, from: @kellsbells1268 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:20:32 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) The elites hate you rural Maryland]
[tweet: 1597687429255036928, from: @nicoel774 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:22:21 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Racist]
[tweet: 1597471425983827968, from: @jks442 (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 10:04:02 (HIGH,,10,,undefined) Makes sense it's Frederick.]
[tweet: 1597631581723983872, from: @ooogaooogayoink (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:40:26 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) It's called fashion, you wouldn't understand.]
[tweet: 1597451258285416450, from: @grayacethot (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:43:53 (HIGH,,206,,undefined) In case (((they))) use their powers to cause a flood]
[tweet: 1597597434367995904, from: @cancellieremark (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:24:44 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Just starting for sleezy-yeezy #KanyeknewandKimdid2]
[tweet: 1597601129248194568, from: @kidcoheed (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:39:25 (LOW,0,,,undefined) He won't realize til he does something stupid, is forced to take his pills and goes "Yoooo the fuck did I dooo?"]
[tweet: 1597609438730686464, from: @barbqnation (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:12:26 (LOW,0,,,undefined) The poor guy spent all day unclogging sewage pipes, must be hungry.]
[tweet: 1597569780461932546, from: @aschleighj2022 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:34:51 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Elon too. With collective 14 children they could be raising.  Instead they are crazy.]
[tweet: 1597512375858794497, from: @jaunechein (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:46:45 (LOW,,4,,undefined) Your ass is showing. Frederick is a medium sized and growing city. You could criticize it for gentrification and sprawl, but it is in no way a rural backwater. That said, we don't want anti-semites in Maryland. Yet the Ye.]
[tweet: 1597708028471803905, from: @shirenjoyr (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:44:12 (LOW,0,,,undefined) The funny thing is there is a Vietnamese restaurant,  Lucky Corner, like 200 feet down the plaza that absolutely slaps. Duck curry is the best dish in Frederick imo.]
[tweet: 1597787759481344002, from: @rattlesnakeja16 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:01:01 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Your "new song" has 400 views, kanye will be quoted 100 years from now and they will have classes that model after his work ethic.]
[tweet: 1597449151050305536, from: @warmbaybee (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:35:31 (LOW,,6,,undefined) Love to carry a pocketbook and whatever the fuck these are boots when having shrimp with a nazi]
[tweet: 1597509175352864768, from: @mtumethagod (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:34:02 (LOW,,2,,undefined) The fuck ?]
[tweet: 1597625074667778050, from: @revelryinfilth (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:14:34 (LOW,0,,,undefined) It rocks that he just dresses like a homeless schizophrenic guy if he were rich.]
[tweet: 1597764014146473984, from: @keystonesp (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:26:40 (LOW,0,,,undefined) You could get even lower by trying to insult someone that you're depending on for relevance.]
[tweet: 1597460959140139009, from: @monty__999 (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 09:22:26 (LOW,0,,,undefined) pretty trollish.]
[tweet: 1597547541813264384, from: @messiambessa (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 03:06:29 (LOW,,,1,undefined) The overweight yt guy is happier tho]
[tweet: 1597596961489973252, from: @problem_tin_art (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:22:52 (LOW,,,1,undefined) Well he's not a Nazi so automatically yeah.]
[tweet: 1597462919213912064, from: @yungmelvinbragg (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 09:30:14 (LOW,,3,,undefined) Why tf is he still wearing those fuxkin Woody ass looking boots?]
[tweet: 1597651167982813187, from: @fullalbumdrives (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:58:16 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Nobody knows who you are lol. I’ve never heard of you or a single one of your shit songs. Tweeting about a guy hitting rock bottom is hitting rock bottom. Take this L.]
[tweet: 1597625980918861825, from: @ikorv1n (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:18:10 (LOW,0,,,undefined) I swear to fucking God, every photo/video I've seen of Ye this last month looks like he's screaming in the sunken place.]
[tweet: 1597600703748640769, from: @borgarsolvi (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:37:44 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Those are some ugly ass and oversized boots]
[tweet: 1597656844532518913, from: @thingsiliketil (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:20:49 (LOW,,1,1,undefined) Does Kanye ever fucking smil]
[tweet: 1597663278561636352, from: @bcc22333 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 10:46:23 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Mariah Careythrough the rain]
[tweet: 1597612470733979648, from: @wheresmynamego (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:24:29 (LOW,,1,,undefined) Also good reminder that high fashion looks stupid in real life]
[tweet: 1597646686285070336, from: @wrestling_acct (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:40:27 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Is that mother fucker wearing galoshes?]
[tweet: 1597578428814954496, from: @stains_the_dog (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:09:13 (LOW,,1,,undefined) lol that blue hoodie loser is glued to his phone in every single pic]
[tweet: 1597490783921504257, from: @mzi80 (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 11:20:57 (LOW,,1,,undefined) $14 says this was a groupon (and he didn't tip)]
[tweet: 1597969124009082880, from: @justano16562844 (UNKNOWN) on 11/30/22 07:01:42 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Stop and think maybe he just wanted to eat and be left alone?]
[tweet: 1597596851385303040, from: @downtroddenindc (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:22:25 (LOW,,2,,undefined) TIL Frederick, MD is rock bottom. (Consistently ranked one of the prettiest cities in America.) Kanye is a turd, but don’t shit all over the town for him showing up.]
[tweet: 1597470967592210433, from: @sirwallaceforce (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 10:02:12 (LOW,0,,,undefined) You spending time to comment on this is how you know you've been below rock bottom for a long time.]
[tweet: 1597519575595200512, from: @nickshahn7 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 01:15:21 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Wait what?]
[tweet: 1597635002204061697, from: @slippysupreme (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:54:01 (LOW,0,,,undefined) People will point and laugh at this guy until the day he ultimately kills himself after being pulled around by wranglers trying to convert him into a pawn and a life of unmedicated illness]
[tweet: 1597676204425109504, from: @radikcdn (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 11:37:45 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Nice try but you won't be able to spin this one. Kayne speaks a lot of truth; it's best to counter it with speech not propaganda and calling him crazy. #YouBeFucked]
[tweet: 1597627025434374145, from: @tigercrotch (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:22:19 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Lived in Brooklyn. Do not miss it.]
[tweet: 1597548085013405696, from: @magacharissa (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 03:08:39 (LOW,,1,,undefined) It's the company he's keeping. FUENTES AND MILO are disgusting humans. They've a right to speak their minds, but they're poisoning Kanye further.]
[tweet: 1597611451019300864, from: @derek_maurer (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:20:26 (LOW,0,,,undefined) He looks like a school shooter]
[tweet: 1597489311275810817, from: @timbyte_ (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 11:15:06 (LOW,0,,,undefined) Why the rubber boots? That man is wack.]
[tweet: 1597729318343348224, from: @orwelladams_ (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 03:08:48 (LOW,0,,,undefined) DM if you have bills to pay]
[tweet: 1597631036355399680, from: @eggspergh (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:38:16 (LOW,0,,,undefined) What popular podcasts have you been on?]
[tweet: 1597684045353455616, from: @alvesofcircle (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 12:08:54 (LOW,0,,,undefined) If rock bottom is being a free thinking billionaire then sign me up]
[tweet: 1597638798619594752, from: @airdata8 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 09:09:06 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) Rock bottom is having your spook personal trainer drug you and then run to the media telling them you're mentally ill because they have no other way to control you.  That's rock bottom.  What did he say?  $500mil annually w\ royalties?  What ever will Ye do to survive?]
[tweet: 1597596497121792000, from: @elizabethmward3 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 06:21:01 (ABUSIVE,,1,,undefined) Since KanYE decided to subject the @adidas staff to pornography has he shown it to Kris? How about North? For all who claim he’s mentally ill, I beg to differ. He knows gdamn well what buttons to push.]
[tweet: 1597630444975009792, from: @rogeressig (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:35:55 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) Do you realize how huge Timcast is?]
[tweet: 1597446172763127808, from: @mightyjoenolan (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 08:23:41 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) ableist pigs]
[tweet: 1597465360059334657, from: @pennytodollaz (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 09:39:55 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) Has kanye the idiot even seen the videos white supremacist (although half mexican) nick fuentes has said about black people??? LMFAO what an idiot. Guarantee u @kanyewest and Milo are hooking up...]
[tweet: 1597612511716872192, from: @shankmasterjr (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 07:24:39 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) Hey dick breath, it's the 2nd largest city in the state, you poor simpleton.]
[tweet: 1597584993051893761, from: @lafourescale (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 05:35:18 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) stfu]
[tweet: 1597486745821786112, from: @dreamz__19 (UNKNOWN) on 11/28/22 11:04:54 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) [empty]]
[tweet: 1597806483894603776, from: @xoaiyeume (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 08:15:26 (ABUSIVE,0,,,undefined) re working hard to tackle some of our toughest challenges.]

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This guy was the biggest rap star of the better part of a decade and lived a life of fame and glamour unimaginable. And now he's at a shitty hibachi in Frederick Maryland.
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To all my Maryland tweeps complaining that Frederick technically isn’t rural: I see you, I hear you, I don’t care.
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Your ass is showing. Frederick is a medium sized and growing city. You could criticize it for gentrification and sprawl, but it is in no way a rural backwater. That said, we don't want anti-semites in Maryland. Yet the Ye.
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Not sure Frederick is rural anymore. Areas all around it are. But it's hardly Garrett county lol. 

Side note, I know exactly where this is and I would never have been like 'yeah that's where he'll end up'
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Lol, billionaire, one of the biggest musicians on earth, married to Kim kardashian, and now he’s ruined and eating at Benihana with a Nazi… Life comes at you fast
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Californian here. Is 'hibachi' the local term for Japanese-style steel tabletop cooking?

The more Japanese term is "teppanyaki" while "hibachi" refers to a small (originally charcoal) grill with an open grate.
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There are some pretty good restaurants in Frederick; it’s kind of a quaint place engulfed by MAGA territory.  Not far from Hagerstown, home of the infamous convoy. Who was he meeting there?
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I feel like something really bad is about to happen. He doesn’t look well.
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Rock bottom is having your spook personal trainer drug you and then run to the media telling them you're mentally ill because they have no other way to control you.

That's rock bottom.

What did he say?  $500mil annually w\ royalties?  What ever will Ye do to survive?
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Four weeks ago the odious Republican running for County Executive hammered on "we're turning into MoCo North" theme — too many "well-educated liberals" and darker-skinned "others" moving into the county.

Not rural. Not even very much FredNeck anymore except in pockets.
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TIL Frederick, MD is rock bottom. (Consistently ranked one of the prettiest cities in America.) Kanye is a turd, but don’t shit all over the town for him showing up.
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As many correctly pointed out, Frederick city is not rural. Where Tim does his podcast absolutely is. And every Fredneck knows Matsutake is garbage. Tsunami or LazyFish. Real travesty is that Ye didn’t Yelp.
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Nobody knows who you are lol. I’ve never heard of you or a single one of your shit songs. Tweeting about a guy hitting rock bottom is hitting rock bottom. Take this L.
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This is so close to me. I don’t know why I am so excited by this picture. I guess maybe they were taking off or landing a private jet from our airport which is close enough to  Washington DC without being restricted airspace.
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I believe they're Balenciaga, because he apparently didn't get the memo that the right is boycotting them
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Oh my god, he went to Frederick?!  Hahaha.  I grew up 40 minutes south of there along I-270 and we basically never went.  No reason to.  All the culture is closer in towards DC.
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Gotta have your galoshes ready in case they deploy the weather laser.
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Maryland as in second happiest state behind Hawaii? Maryland as in a place that Kanye spent a lot of his childhood? Oh wow super rock bottom . We wouldn’t expect you to understand
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In case (((they))) use their powers to cause a flood
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Ah yes those evil rural areas. Cast them all aside. Also Frederick isn’t rural anymore.
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It’s actually a nice hibachi restaurant . I had my anniversary there two years ago then hit a movie at the regal behind. Ye boy just doesn’t seem to have a nice date on his arm.   Maybe he should have just gotten the sushi at the sushi bar.
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frederick is turning into megalopolis…. so much new development and bio warfare labs.
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What’s even funnier is that shopping plaza also has an excellent Thai restaurant (Thai Table) and also a Vietnamese one (Lucky Corner) so it’s not like there weren’t options.
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Since KanYE decided to subject the @adidas staff to pornography has he shown it to Kris? How about North?
For all who claim he’s mentally ill, I beg to differ. He knows gdamn well what buttons to push.
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Has kanye the idiot even seen the videos white supremacist (although half mexican) nick fuentes has said about black people??? LMFAO what an idiot. Guarantee u @kanyewest and Milo are hooking up...
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“rock bottom.” 

I’m guessing this guy is a journalist at some legacy media outlet.
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Love to carry a pocketbook and whatever the fuck these are boots when having shrimp with a nazi
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It's the company he's keeping. FUENTES AND MILO are disgusting humans. They've a right to speak their minds, but they're poisoning Kanye further.
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Oh noooo some fat wannabe musician has a hot take bases off a picture(probably the 1000th he's taken that day) and wants attention.. let's give him the attention he craves as he uses succesful black men to clout chase.
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Is Ye or whatever his name is, expecting a flood? What's with the galoshes? 
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All the restaurant menu text says 'hibachi' but all the photos I've seen show "teppanyaki". Weird.
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The fact that taking a picture with a fan in a restaurant that most people would happily go to is considered rock bottom shows the contempt you hold for everyday Americans.
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You spending time to comment on this is how you know you've been below rock bottom for a long time.
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I'm sure it was a fun reverse trip, considering he traveled to "bumblefuck nowhere" and stormed out after 15 minutes. 
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Ah Tim Pool. 

"I'm a leftist, but is rounding up the jews in a labour camp really that bad? Think about it"
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Enh that's sad but lets not rag on a dude for that. He might just be hungry. 

Personally speaking my chopstick skills are...questionable if I'm feeling like shit I ask for a cowards fork.
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Frederick is beautiful. Civil War history, LGBT stores/restaurants, really adorable festivals and music and shit.
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I just don't understand what he did this for was pointless, just think, a pilot had to waste his time flying a jet to Maryland for 2 hours just to fly him back!
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Is it raining there? Is there a flood? Whats with the wading shoes?
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People will point and laugh at this guy until the day he ultimately kills himself after being pulled around by wranglers trying to convert him into a pawn and a life of unmedicated illness
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I can’t even imagine how terrible the conversations at a hibachi table must be with Nick Fuentes. Bet the man can’t even catch a shrimp or thinks onion volcanoes are boring.
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Nick fuentes shakin on his boots at the tought of being in the same space with 2 black people
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Wait. Tim Pool lives in Fredneck? Of course he does.
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What’s funny is that there’s actually *really good* restaurants in Frederick.
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Something about being bipolar and wearing your true emotions on your face at all times. bro cannot hide it at all.
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Thanks for taking time away from your roles as deep state stenographer and singer-songwriter to provide us this insightful take.
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Why tf is he still wearing those fuxkin Woody ass looking boots?
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"At least it isn't Westminster or Elkton"
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Theyre always on phones with Kanye. If I was sitting with him I’d be asking him how to lay down a phat beat, not scrolling through Twitter.
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They call it fRedNeck. He should feel right at home.
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I can finally afford to live like ye
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Nope. Washington County (barely) down by Harper's Ferry.
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The only way this could be worse is if he stormed out of his hang with Tim Pool because Tim wasn’t being antisemetic enough.
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How long ago? I live here now. It’s a pretty great place
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Everyone in Frederick knows Miyako > Matsutake
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He looks like a fisherman on one of those bering sea crab fishing ships.
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Old Kanye always looked sad and miserable and didn’t smile in pictures. New Kanye smiles 24/7.
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If you're miserable at hibachi, something has gone wrong in your life. Shrimp me anytime!
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In what world is Frederick “rural”?
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That's fake-Japanese Applebee's

They charge $17 for seven pieces of sushi, and won't say what kind of fish is inside

They don't have their own website.  They use http://menupages.com

Kanye has sprayed enough champagne in an hour to buy the chain 
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Nice try but you won't be able to spin this one. Kayne speaks a lot of truth; it's best to counter it with speech not propaganda and calling him crazy. #YouBeFucked
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Today i had to google who Tim Pool is and i think that’s actually rock bottom
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Kanye been falling since his mother died. There is no bottom until he dies.
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Most miserable billionaire/ musician ever. He needs help. Life is too short.
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He wore the proper boots to be on the tim pool podcast, I have a similar pair for mucking out horse stalls.
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It’s not rural but it is small and random as fuck for someone let Ye. It’s an exurb et best
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Frederick is a cool city, reminds me of Providence, RI or the South End in Boston before all the artist got priced out.
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@kanyewest always looks dirty to me. His clothes probably cost a fortune but seems to look dingy. The boots are hideous.
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In Walmart looking Cowyboy Rainboots…nonetheless
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"Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah"
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His new bestie is so racist that he literally has an empty chair between them at the table
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With one of the country's most virulent white supremacists, who you've inexplicably befriended and re-popularized to the masses, sitting next to you.
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Yooo. Why is he wearing size 16 galoshes?
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Looks like he’s ready to clean cow slop in those boots.
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He won't realize til he does something stupid, is forced to take his pills and goes "Yoooo the fuck did I dooo?"
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We'll have to take your word for it, working at The Daily Beast does make you the resident expert in hitting rock bottom.
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I think the thing that’s bothering Ye the most is his slow transformation into Bizarroworld Darius Rucker.
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I bet he could literally pull himself up by his own boot straps
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The funny thing is there is a Vietnamese restaurant,  Lucky Corner, like 200 feet down the plaza that absolutely slaps. Duck curry is the best dish in Frederick imo.
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He really does look like a goth deep sea fisherman and/or a character in a shitty dystopian movie
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I really want twitter to find the identity of the oblivious blue sweatshirt guy
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Well he's not a Nazi so automatically yeah.
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Elon too. With collective 14 children they could be raising.  Instead they are crazy.
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Kanye uses a fork to eat Asian food.
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Ye and Fuentes shared a Matsutake love boat...didn't they
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I wonder if he enjoyed the onion choo choo train and if he was able to catch the  in his mouth.
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His rock bottom is richer and more relevant then you'll ever be
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Matsutake Sushi & Steak's got 4.1 stars. I'd be livin' the dream.
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Damn, he's a step away from going camping with my grandparents.
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Also good reminder that high fashion looks stupid in real life
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Why does he always look so miserable and glum? And is that other guy really lonely or what?
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It's called fashion, you wouldn't understand. 
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He’s a billionaire, Andrew. You sure about rock bottom?
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The overweight yt guy is happier tho
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Those are some ugly ass and oversized boots
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At least he’s got room to grow.
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What is that thing on his chest/hanging around his neck?
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@RazorbackAtty Kanye also hung out in Frederick this weekend
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Every time I see a picture of him, I can feel the sweat under all of those layers. And those feet must be constantly swamped out in those boots.
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He looked miserable during and afterward too lol
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It rocks that he just dresses like a homeless schizophrenic guy if he were rich.
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In America even the homeless can run for President.
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Idk who tim pool is or care for that matter, or care about Wests sightings
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Wait... is Tim Pool based on of Maryland?
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he had to watch nick Fuentes eat his boogers all day
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The elites hate you rural Maryland
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You could get even lower by trying to insult someone that you're depending on for relevance.
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I'm sure doing runway shows with pedophiles at Balenciaga is peak right?
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I swear to fucking God, every photo/video I've seen of Ye this last month looks like he's screaming in the sunken place.
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If rock bottom is being a free thinking billionaire then sign me up
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The poor guy spent all day unclogging sewage pipes, must be hungry.
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re working hard to tackle some of our toughest challenges.
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It's all a misunderstanding, Kanye thought it was an interview for the latest Scream movie but forgot his hook 
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Liberals love when a black man loses everything.
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He really does look truly miserable in every photo I've seen of him recently
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lol that blue hoodie loser is glued to his phone in every single pic
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Just starting for sleezy-yeezy #KanyeknewandKimdid2
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the fact every other road is a farm mostly.
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Hey dick breath, it's the 2nd largest city in the state, you poor simpleton.
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He's just really stressed about his pitch to British Knights Shoes.
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Is that mother fucker wearing galoshes?
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Why is he dressed like a sith lord though?
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He’s wearing those to prep for the ocean floor
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Solid set of gumboots. 
Da man
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Your "new song" has 400 views, kanye will be quoted 100 years from now and they will have classes that model after his work ethic.
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Tim pools a cool dude what u mean just cozz u dont like him dont mean anything lol
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Looks like he went fishing as well
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he's been wearing those boots for a week. kanye is gonna get trench toe.
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The boots let you know just how deep the shit must be.
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Why the rubber boots? That man is wack.
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I lived in Frederick...it's not a place to visit.
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Lol wasn’t even allowed in Thacher & Rye
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Makes sense it's Frederick.
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$14 says this was a groupon (and he didn't tip)
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Black men don't smile in pics. It's better than soy facing
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Pretty sure writing for the daily beast and it's 35k a year salary you are the bottom
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What’s with the boots?  Is he planning on some fly fishing after?
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can you imagine how stanky those boots are, ew
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Why does he dress like hes about to pour concrete?
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Rock bottom really some people can't afford to eat there...
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He always looks like that in photos.
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why is he wearing waders ffs?
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What popular podcasts have you been on?
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Personally for me it’s be wearing them boots 
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If I was that restaurant I’d be like dude you got a pay in advance
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My guess is they didn't pack a change of clothes.
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started from the bottom now were back
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Kanye's a real one. Cope harder
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Looks like Fuentes without his moustache?
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It's all he has that isn't Adidas ;)
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Stop and think maybe he just wanted to eat and be left alone?
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Lived in Brooklyn. Do not miss it.
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He never smile in his photos from the beginning.
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He looks like a school shooter
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was just saying this to the guys at Taco Bell 
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And Lizzo called and wants her boots back too.
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Do you realize how huge Timcast is?
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It is better. Only one to go to.
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This man had a wife and family less than a year ago.
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I thought it was when he got sexy with a goat
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frederick isn’t rural
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He looks miserable. And homeless.
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Something really bad is happening.
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Looks like he had to catch his own sushi
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What’s with the tactical bib?
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1. She's too good for him.
2.
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And the only way is up.
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We gotta send @stavvybaby there to fix this.
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DM if you have bills to pay 
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Oh no, he can fall way lower.
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What in the world is on his feet? 
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 orders: orig=59, rank=171, date=150

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In those boots.
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Especially wearing swamp boots.
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Those fucking rain boots....
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He really does look sad
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On a school night too
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What do they call Gaithersburg
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While wearing gumboots...
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Mariah Careythrough the rain
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pretty trollish.
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He looks miserable as sin.
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$400million rock bottom
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Not rural lol
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Things are going good 
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Those are $1100 Balenciaga boots 
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 orders: orig=17, rank=186, date=223

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ableist pigs
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Frederick of all places 
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Beg to differ..
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Does Kanye ever fucking smil
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man leaving with salmonella frfr
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Chillin with the Frednecks
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Why is he wearing wellies?
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Tim Pool
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You’re welcome Bill!
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Cow manure boots
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Racist
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Is he wearing wellies
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The fuck are those?
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The fuck ?
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Hello darkness, my old friend
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Uncle Ruckus
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 orders: orig=139, rank=203, date=114

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 orders: orig=172, rank=204, date=57

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I live in Frederick 
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By “Andrew Kirell”
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Wait what?
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Does he ever smile?
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Never meet your heroes, eh?
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@naaabsz @__taylormade
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stfu
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Boots
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Nice boots!!
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Is that Bill Cosby?  
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Wtf are those boots
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what a fine murse
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The Daily Beast.
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What?
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Foul
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“When I met Kagné..”
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WHAT ARE THOOOSE?
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[tweet: 1593425455893295104, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 11/17/22 06:06:47 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) I have seen the future of social media I care to use and its name is Letterboxd.]
[tweet: 1593426019033419776, from: @rizabellepow (UNKNOWN) on 11/17/22 06:09:02 (HIGH,,1,1,undefined) It’s nothing.]
[tweet: 1593426407794917376, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 11/17/22 06:10:34 (HIGH,,1,1,undefined) fair]

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I have seen the future of social media I care to use and its name is Letterboxd.
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It’s nothing.
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fair
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[tweet: 1593425455893295104, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 11/17/22 06:06:47 (HIGH,,5,1,undefined) I have seen the future of social media I care to use and its name is Letterboxd.]
[tweet: 1593425553754832897, from: @andylevy (VERIFIED) on 11/17/22 06:07:11 (HIGH,,2,1,undefined) oh it's not that bad u big baby]
[tweet: 1593425713645748225, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 11/17/22 06:07:49 (HIGH,,2,1,undefined) I will absolutely cry more]

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I have seen the future of social media I care to use and its name is Letterboxd.
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oh it's not that bad u big baby
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I will absolutely cry more
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[tweet: 1586067801730519041, from: @kt_so_it_goes (UNKNOWN) on 10/28/22 11:50:06 (HIGH,,2,1,undefined) e) all of the above at once]
[tweet: 1586068296268668928, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 10/28/22 11:52:04 (HIGH,,1,,undefined) oh yeah a full 12 hours of Fox News coverage will swing wildly between all four choices, no doubt.]

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oh yeah a full 12 hours of Fox News coverage will swing wildly between all four choices, no doubt.
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e) all of the above at once
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[tweet: 1237422929115320321, from: @andrewkirell (VERIFIED) on 03/10/20 09:59:51 (HIGH,1,2,,undefined) “Daydream Away” is a nostalgic song about the pitfalls of nostalgia. If we wallow in the past, we never see a brighter future, etc. Studio version of the song will be on my first album, coming later this year. Real excited for u to hear it.]
[tweet: 1597753264707375104, from: @romulankush88 (UNKNOWN) on 11/29/22 04:43:57 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Hahaha 22 likes you're going to climb out from under that rock eventually.]
[tweet: 0, from: @ladder (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,23,52,43,373751) Smart term life insurance for busy people.]

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“Daydream Away” is a nostalgic song about the pitfalls of nostalgia. If we wallow in the past, we never see a brighter future, etc. Studio version of the song will be on my first album, coming later this year. Real excited for u to hear it.
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Smart term life insurance for busy people.
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Hahaha 22 likes you're going to climb out from under that rock eventually.
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