Search run analysis for @sesameduckie from Sat, February 18, 2023 at 15:28:16 -0800 (logged in)

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This page shows how Twitter rearranges replies, hiding some of them. Each table below shows a tweet from @sesameduckie and noteworthy replies to that tweet.

Each reply tweet was re-ranked by a formula designed to determine whether a reply is on-topic and good quality. (In this case, the re-ranking was done using the "formula1" algorithm).

Then, the revised ranking was compared with how Twitter ordered the tweet replies in the page. The revised ranking was used to select tweets that Twitter seems to have shown higher than they should have been. Those tweets are listed in the "Anomalous elevated tweets" section in each table.

Likewise, the revised ranking was used to select tweets that Twitter seems to have shown lower than they should have been. Those tweets are in the "Anomalous suppressed/hidden tweets" section in each table. That section contains both tweet replies that were suppressed (shown lower than they should have been) and hidden.

The "Other hidden tweets" in each table has additional hidden tweets, those that weren't ranked highly in the revised ranking.

Note: a hidden tweet is one that's hidden behind the "Show more replies" link at the end of the reply page. Few probably click that link, and the account that was replied to might not see those hidden tweets on their "Notifications" page depending on their settings.

Hidden tweets are highlighted in light red. Each tweet is followed by three orders: the original order (as shown by Twitter), the rank order (as determined by the revised ranking; lower rankings are better), and the date order (earlier tweets have a lower order).

Some tweets are put even lower down, into an "AbusiveQuality" section. Those are highlighted in light purple.

Note that Twitter only shows around a maximum of 200 replies, even if there are hundreds more. For instance, assume that "Number of replies" is "194 of 1841 (reached end)", "Available" is 10%, and "Hidden" is 0%. That means the tweet was listed as having 1841 replies, but a maximum of 194 were retrieved: Twitter wouldn't show any more. The "reached end" means that the app scrolled until no more replies were available. The "Available" column has the percentage (in this case 194/1841 as a percentage ). In cases like this, the "Hidden" column isn't reliable because it wasn't possible to scroll the list of replies low enough to reach the hidden section. The closer the "Available" column is to 100%, the more reliable is the "Hidden" column.

@sesameduckie tweeted on 02/18/23 07:05:49:
Status Number of replies Available Suppressed Hidden
Bad 4 of 3 (reached end) 133% 25% 0%
Anomalous elevated replies:
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
Other hidden replies:
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[tweet: 1626963841257988096, from: @sesameernie (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 07:16:21 (HIGH,5,206,,4591) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626965287185547265, from: @thepurplejordan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:22:06 (HIGH,,4,,349) I don’t think I fully realized Rubber was your first name and not a description!]
[tweet: 0, from: @raidrpg (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,50,340,31,713622) Jaw Dropping Graphics & An Amazing Story  The No.1 Quest Game of 2022  Play your way through a visually-stunning fantasy RPG with 500+ Champions]
[tweet: 1626961548622143489, from: @h3ck1nh3ck (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:07:15 (HIGH,,1,,223) truth!]

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Jaw Dropping Graphics & An Amazing Story  The No.1 Quest Game of 2022

Play your way through a visually-stunning fantasy RPG with 500+ Champions   
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I don’t think I fully realized Rubber was your first name and not a description!
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truth!
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 orders: orig=4, rank=4, date=2

@sesameduckie tweeted on 02/14/23 07:33:41: Squeak squeak squeak.
Status Number of replies Available Suppressed Hidden
Worse 20 of 19 (reached end) 105% 40% 5%
Anomalous elevated replies:
  • [original: #6, ranking: #16, date: #13] From @abbysesame22 on 02/14/23 09:39:02
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
  • Squeak squeak squeak squeak
    [original: #16, ranking: #5, date: #3] From @jimala_bc on 02/14/23 07:52:02
Other hidden replies:
  • [original: #20, ranking: #15, date: #12] From @natalie74737687 on 02/14/23 09:33:09
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[tweet: 1625857159656534016, from: @ashleymcglamour (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 05:58:48 (HIGH,0,,,35) I found my new fave twitter!]
[tweet: 1625548565878607872, from: @andrewgt24 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 09:32:33 (HIGH,,1,,728) I have a rubber duckie too, this one is my personal favorite.]
[tweet: 0, from: @the33rdteamfb (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,411,4180,324,2252853) POST-SUPER BOWL POWER RANKINGS  Where does your team rank heading into the offseason?]
[tweet: 1625538149190451223, from: @gracesp811 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 08:51:10 (HIGH,,7,,1104) Be my Valentine @SesameDuckie?]
[tweet: 1625748842342924288, from: @juliezayabraham (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 10:48:23 (HIGH,0,,,54) I’d love for you to meet my cuckoo clock. I’m sure you would have a lovely conversation with the bird who lives there!]
[tweet: 1625550194317074432, from: @abbysesame22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 09:39:02 (HIGH,0,,,57) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626972873121468417, from: @biancasongbird (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:52:15 (HIGH,0,,,22) So true]
[tweet: 1625662756778299392, from: @boogerbugtwt (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 05:06:19 (HIGH,0,,,49) Such kind words]
[tweet: 1625533799810449415, from: @jeremiahliles1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 08:33:53 (HIGH,,2,,278) Happy Valentine’s Day Rubber Duckie!  We’re awfully fond of you.]
[tweet: 1625554736421171201, from: @therealtayls (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 09:57:05 (HIGH,0,,,161) A hear ye bud]
[tweet: 1625523907573710848, from: @mrfish1027 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 07:54:34 (HIGH,,1,,503) So true Rubber Duckie!]
[tweet: 1625534908889284616, from: @zatzbats (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 08:38:17 (HIGH,0,,,292) squeak squeak rubber duckie !]
[tweet: 1625523291258486786, from: @wolfsrudell (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 07:52:08 (HIGH,,1,,368) Wünsch ich dir auch.]
[tweet: 1625866291872518144, from: @rodsbods (UNKNOWN) on 02/15/23 06:35:05 (HIGH,,2,,56) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625575215534116864, from: @sillybizness (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 11:18:27 (HIGH,0,,,103) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625523266914861059, from: @jimala_bc (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 07:52:02 (HIGH,0,,,530) Squeak squeak squeak squeak]
[tweet: 1625546371888734209, from: @yo_friend_jack (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 09:23:50 (HIGH,0,,,240) Squeak squeak squeak squeak :)]
[tweet: 1625520573626388481, from: @vtuberyubel (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 07:41:20 (HIGH,0,,,262) HE SPITTIN]
[tweet: 1625523564999766016, from: @lelandyachtclub (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 07:53:13 (HIGH,,2,,186) [empty]]
[tweet: 1625548714508009490, from: @natalie74737687 (UNKNOWN) on 02/14/23 09:33:09 (LOW,0,,,5) [empty]]

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 POST-SUPER BOWL POWER RANKINGS

Where does your team rank heading into the offseason?
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Happy Valentine’s Day Rubber Duckie!  We’re awfully fond of you.  
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I have a rubber duckie too, this one is my personal favorite.
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I’d love for you to meet my cuckoo clock. I’m sure you would have a lovely conversation with the bird who lives there!
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Squeak squeak squeak squeak 
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Be my Valentine @SesameDuckie? 
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Squeak squeak squeak squeak :)
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I found my new fave twitter!
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So true Rubber Duckie!
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squeak squeak rubber duckie !
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Wünsch ich dir auch.
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Such kind words
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HE SPITTIN
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A hear ye bud
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So true
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@sesameduckie tweeted on 01/13/23 08:11:30: squeak squeak
Status Number of replies Available Suppressed Hidden
Worse 28 of 26 (reached end) 107% 39% 0%
Anomalous elevated replies:
  • [original: #3, ranking: #23, date: #17] From @tha_king828 on 01/13/23 01:00:39
  • @b3rduck
    [original: #1, ranking: #20, date: #25] From @benjsequations on 02/01/23 02:18:30
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
  • Wait is this canon? Is the rubber duck canonically alive?
    [original: #28, ranking: #3, date: #6] From @gtbot2007 on 01/13/23 09:27:38
  • this is such a good take, mr. duckie
    [original: #24, ranking: #5, date: #8] From @prombuns on 01/13/23 09:48:35
  • Happy #RubberDuckieDay #RubberDuckyDay
    [original: #20, ranking: #7, date: #13] From @tsvwilliams on 01/13/23 10:51:32
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[tweet: 1620909483403919364, from: @benjsequations (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 02:18:30 (HIGH,,,1,38) @b3rduck]
[tweet: 1620909991791316992, from: @benjsequations (UNKNOWN) on 02/01/23 02:20:31 (HIGH,0,,,16) Two more and I'll start hosting Herzblatt.]
[tweet: 1614004520404631552, from: @tha_king828 (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 01:00:39 (HIGH,,1,,491) [empty]]
[tweet: 0, from: @ladder (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,28,76,50,483293) Smart term life insurance for busy people.]
[tweet: 1614060001412235266, from: @raresun_ (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 04:41:06 (HIGH,0,,,215) WOAH WOAH WAIT WHAT. A 9 YEAR OLD ACCOUNT POSTING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2023!?]
[tweet: 1613936555709579265, from: @amareflaming (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 08:30:35 (HIGH,,3,,1374) Why on Friday the 13?]
[tweet: 1614052499471704065, from: @muppetwiki (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 04:11:18 (HIGH,,5,,202) It's his birthday]
[tweet: 1613963027069472768, from: @segasunab (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 10:15:46 (HIGH,,2,,413) hi rubber duckie]
[tweet: 1613940394303320064, from: @tymmerie (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 08:45:50 (HIGH,,8,,505) I think we all agree, Duck.]
[tweet: 1614001275426820115, from: @mrfish1027 (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 12:47:45 (HIGH,,20,1,846) It took almost 9 years, but rubber duckie has finally posted. This is a truly historic moment]
[tweet: 1615948460238176258, from: @fatherjtheholy (UNKNOWN) on 01/18/23 09:45:10 (HIGH,,1,,37) I’ve been waiting so long]
[tweet: 1613958845218398208, from: @saltedcarthage (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 09:59:09 (HIGH,,4,,838) You are the one, dear friend.]
[tweet: 1614109698138963969, from: @ch0_______ (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 07:58:35 (HIGH,0,,,68) [empty]]
[tweet: 1613931796839677956, from: @retardedwoj (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 08:11:40 (HIGH,0,,,407) YESSIR]
[tweet: 1613931844034260993, from: @retardedwoj (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 08:11:51 (HIGH,0,,,433) FIRST EVER TWETT]
[tweet: 1613987776097095699, from: @dodoandme_ (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 11:54:06 (HIGH,,1,,391) That is just so true]
[tweet: 1613959043068100613, from: @jaxsaid (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 09:59:56 (HIGH,,1,,372) "Translate this"]
[tweet: 1621719182415912966, from: @johannar1980 (UNKNOWN) on 02/03/23 07:55:57 (HIGH,0,,,17) [empty]]
[tweet: 1614055837273829376, from: @levessence (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 04:24:33 (HIGH,0,,,142) Happy Birthday, Rubber Duckie!!]
[tweet: 1613972030168395776, from: @tsvwilliams (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 10:51:32 (HIGH,0,,,223) Happy #RubberDuckieDay #RubberDuckyDay]
[tweet: 1614016845077680131, from: @jeremiahliles1 (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 01:49:37 (HIGH,0,,,160) Happy #NationalRubberDuckyDay]
[tweet: 1613970826142810125, from: @abbysesame22 (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 10:46:45 (HIGH,0,,,143) Enjoy your day rubber ducky!]
[tweet: 1613999942649147392, from: @bubblyqueefs (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 12:42:27 (HIGH,0,,,126) no fr]
[tweet: 1613956187044859905, from: @prombuns (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 09:48:35 (HIGH,,6,,483) this is such a good take, mr. duckie]
[tweet: 1614045325672714241, from: @pjwhelan1982 (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 03:42:47 (HIGH,,1,,197) I’m awfully fond of you.]
[tweet: 1613953099391209473, from: @dewdropper_ (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 09:36:19 (HIGH,0,,,454) im always saying this!]
[tweet: 1622651942353915909, from: @carinas96890324 (UNKNOWN) on 02/06/23 09:42:25 (HIGH,0,,,11) THE DUCK TWEETED!!!!]
[tweet: 1613950915488223244, from: @gtbot2007 (UNKNOWN) on 01/13/23 09:27:38 (HIGH,,4,,298) Wait is this canon? Is the rubber duck canonically alive?]

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Smart term life insurance for busy people.
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It took almost 9 years, but rubber duckie has finally posted. This is a truly historic moment
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Wait is this canon? Is the rubber duck canonically alive?
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I think we all agree, Duck.
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this is such a good take, mr. duckie
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You are the one, dear friend.
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Happy #RubberDuckieDay #RubberDuckyDay
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Two more and I'll start hosting Herzblatt.
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WOAH WOAH WAIT WHAT. A 9 YEAR OLD ACCOUNT POSTING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2023!?
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"Translate this" 
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It's his birthday
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 orders: orig=7, rank=11, date=20
hi rubber duckie
 ranking=0.874558646834176 from {coleman=0.59, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.07, pop=1.39, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.11, lix=0, time=1.29, numword=0, fog=0.07}
 orders: orig=8, rank=12, date=11
Happy #NationalRubberDuckyDay
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 orders: orig=21, rank=13, date=18
Why on Friday the 13?
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 orders: orig=6, rank=14, date=4
im always saying this!
 ranking=-0.25935892857142906 from {coleman=0.54, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=0.09, lix=0, time=1.58, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.08}
 orders: orig=26, rank=15, date=7
Happy Birthday, Rubber Duckie!!
 ranking=-0.4318589285714285 from {coleman=1.06, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.51, lix=0, time=0.58, numword=0, kincaid=0.04, fog=0.08}
 orders: orig=19, rank=16, date=21
Enjoy your day rubber ducky!
 ranking=-0.6606442857142858 from {coleman=0.57, numsent=1, flesch=1, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=0.14, lix=0, time=1.22, numword=0, kincaid=0.03, fog=0.1}
 orders: orig=22, rank=17, date=12
I’m awfully fond of you.
 ranking=-0.6883546051543409 from {coleman=0.39, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=-0.02, lix=0, time=0.72, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.08}
 orders: orig=25, rank=18, date=19
I’ve been waiting so long
 ranking=-1.0129974622971978 from {coleman=0.47, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.04, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=1.03, ari=0.03, lix=0, time=0.36, numword=0, fog=0.08}
 orders: orig=11, rank=19, date=24
@b3rduck 
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 orders: orig=1, rank=20, date=25
That is just so true
 ranking=-1.1395542480114826 from {coleman=0.16, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=-0.09, pop=0.7, numsent=1, flesch=0.83, ari=-0.19, lix=0, time=1.08, numword=0, fog=0.1}
 orders: orig=16, rank=21, date=14
YESSIR
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 orders: orig=14, rank=22, date=2

 ranking=-1.4497099622971974 from {pop=0.7, coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.86, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=3, rank=23, date=17

 ranking=-2.5714285714285716 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.43, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=13, rank=24, date=23
no fr
 ranking=-2.764125 from {coleman=-0.2, numsent=1, flesch=0.8, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, ari=-0.55, lix=0, time=1, numword=0, kincaid=-0.15, fog=0.04}
 orders: orig=23, rank=25, date=15
FIRST EVER TWETT
 ranking=-2.8403071428571436 from {coleman=0.59, cos=0, smog=0.3, fww=-5.0, kincaid=0.07, caps=-3.0, numsent=1, flesch=1.1, ari=0.11, lix=0, time=1.86, numword=0, fuzzy=0.1, fog=0.07}
 orders: orig=15, rank=26, date=3

 ranking=-2.857142857142857 from {coleman=0, numsent=0, flesch=2, smog=0, fww=-5.0, ari=0, lix=0, time=0.15, numword=0, kincaid=0, fog=0}
 orders: orig=18, rank=27, date=27
THE DUCK TWEETED!!!!
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