Search run analysis for @3yearletterman from Sat, February 18, 2023 at 20:16:32 -0800 (logged in)

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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 07:44:13: I refuse to apologize for being elite
Status Number of replies Available Suppressed Hidden
Bad 33 of 28 (reached end) 117% 30% 3%
Anomalous elevated replies:
  • Never stop
    [original: #8, ranking: #28, date: #4] From @ch0_______ on 02/18/23 07:45:18
  • It’s the waterbed… they all envious..
    [original: #2, ranking: #25, date: #16] From @waldo5150 on 02/18/23 07:49:57
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
  • America's greatest president, Ben Franklin, didn't apologize for inventing the wheel. Never say sorry for changing the world.
    [original: #30, ranking: #6, date: #13] From @johndrobinson on 02/18/23 07:49:16
  • Never apologize and never admit you're wrong. As soon as you do people think you're just a regular schmuck like everyone else...I'm way better than everyone else.
    [original: #32, ranking: #9, date: #10] From @2xpresidentford on 02/18/23 07:47:39
Other hidden replies:
  • Exactly. Some people just don’t understand
    [original: #33, ranking: #12, date: #21] From @____kg1 on 02/18/23 07:51:39
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[tweet: 1627153495773282304, from: @dgusmcsgt (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:59 (HIGH,,2,,60) I refuse to apologize for owning a waterbed that I paid cash for.]
[tweet: 1627153489502646272, from: @waldo5150 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:57 (HIGH,0,,,40) It’s the waterbed… they all envious..]
[tweet: 0, from: @wsj (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,15,62,8,1090225) Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.]
[tweet: 1627152423486730242, from: @sockyuri (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:43 (HIGH,,1,,139) Can’t have winners without losers, I always say.]
[tweet: 1627154864491925506, from: @dereck86294038 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:25 (HIGH,1,9,,164) Jesus never apologized for getting rich selling bibles to hotels and neither will I]
[tweet: 1627154842933243904, from: @dizzyonaball (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:20 (HIGH,,1,,55) Elite downfield blockers >>>> elite quarterbacks. Ever see Tim Brady flex about his fully loaded Taurus? Vintage suit of armor?  Amirite in thinking Tim only got to see Swimfan when he futon-surfed at a friend-of-a-friend's UGA recruitment party?]
[tweet: 1627153359948902400, from: @sno_man2168 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:26 (HIGH,0,,,35) Being a 1%er means never having to say that you are sorry.]
[tweet: 1627152317370826752, from: @ch0_______ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:18 (HIGH,,1,,88) Never stop]
[tweet: 1627153026988531712, from: @cramd (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:48:07 (HIGH,,2,,121) It is hard for us "normies" to see your success, while we pay per sheet printed, pull out personal gas cards and only have modern Globes to not be jealous.]
[tweet: 1627154839066091522, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:19 (HIGH,0,,,26) Your elite prisms shine onto everyone. W]
[tweet: 1627152739137355776, from: @notoriousb1d (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:46:58 (HIGH,,,1,124) Coach, you should come tailgate in Ypsilanti, MI and come check out some Tuesday Night #MACtion at the Factory with some Eastern Michigan football.]
[tweet: 1627155201852338182, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:56:45 (HIGH,,1,1,18) 3 years in Ypsilanti, place I stayed was nuts]
[tweet: 1627153785603719174, from: @unbearabull85 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:51:08 (HIGH,0,,,60) Coach, the local FYE that I used to but DVD’s at just closed down. I need advice as to where to enhance my collection]
[tweet: 1627153280387129350, from: @shakybarnes (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:07 (HIGH,,3,,157) If you were ashamed of being elite, you wouldn’t have the Pigeon Forge time share.]
[tweet: 1627153540396339200, from: @rwttweets (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:50:09 (HIGH,0,,,50) @WeCoolPodcast help the man out]
[tweet: 1627155217140817920, from: @tsmith19983 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:56:49 (HIGH,,3,,81) Did Benjamin Franklin apologize for defeating the British and the French in the same battle?  I don’t think so…..]
[tweet: 1627153430081929217, from: @jameslgilstrap (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:43 (HIGH,,1,1,79) the royal family is shaking with rage]
[tweet: 1627156124821585920, from: @cfcjames69 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:00:25 (HIGH,0,,,2) The royal family is dead]
[tweet: 1627152500343046147, from: @holmantravel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:46:01 (HIGH,,1,,152) Very elitist of you.  KUDOS]
[tweet: 1627157088362438658, from: @gratefulregalia (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:04:15 (HIGH,0,,,24) Nothing says elite like a man who has a permanent corner booth seat at Beef O’Brady’s]
[tweet: 1627152211355615236, from: @nba_to_kc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:52 (HIGH,0,,,160) Top 8 is legit]
[tweet: 1627152205336743936, from: @perfecthennig (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:51 (HIGH,,1,,166) You’re either elite or you’re not, Coach]
[tweet: 1627152513257586688, from: @agoodbrownman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:46:04 (HIGH,0,,,243) Mac McClung the Stetson Bennett of dunk contests?]
[tweet: 1627152804589576193, from: @leoninreverse (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:47:14 (HIGH,,1,,52) Coach, self-reflection is always warranted. But you drank every beer at taco Mac and don’t forget it]
[tweet: 1627153832420704256, from: @brose750 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:51:19 (HIGH,0,,,33) i refuse to be an elite.]
[tweet: 1627155016917155840, from: @thisthadius (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:56:01 (HIGH,0,,,23) I've noticed you haven't denied being a lawyer. Or a yankee. Deeply disappointed.]
[tweet: 1627156016453353472, from: @jukusho (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:00:00 (HIGH,0,,,21) How elite are you though, Coach?]
[tweet: 1627163091292110853, from: @cardsfromattic (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:28:06 (HIGH,0,,,undefined) Super Duper Collectors have to deal with this as well and I don't feel bad for even a second that I have acquired a Twitter 1/1...]
[tweet: 1627161987938684929, from: @chrisdorsh (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:23:43 (HIGH,0,,,2) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627153315069939712, from: @johndrobinson (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:16 (HIGH,,3,,72) America's greatest president, Ben Franklin, didn't apologize for inventing the wheel. Never say sorry for changing the world.]
[tweet: 1627158908165931009, from: @broncos772 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:11:29 (HIGH,0,,,11) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627152908427968513, from: @2xpresidentford (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:47:39 (HIGH,,1,,44) Never apologize and never admit you're wrong.  As soon as you do people think you're just a regular schmuck like everyone else...I'm way better than everyone else.]
[tweet: 1627153915199295492, from: @____kg1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:51:39 (LOW,,1,,15) Exactly. Some people just don’t understand]

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Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.
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I refuse to apologize for owning a waterbed that I paid cash for.
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Elite downfield blockers >>>> elite quarterbacks. Ever see Tim Brady flex about his fully loaded Taurus? Vintage suit of armor?

Amirite in thinking Tim only got to see Swimfan when he futon-surfed at a friend-of-a-friend's UGA recruitment party?
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Jesus never apologized for getting rich selling bibles to hotels and neither will I
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America's greatest president, Ben Franklin, didn't apologize for inventing the wheel. Never say sorry for changing the world.
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It is hard for us "normies" to see your success, while we pay per sheet printed, pull out personal gas cards and only have modern Globes to not be jealous.
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Coach, you should come tailgate in Ypsilanti, MI and come check out some Tuesday Night #MACtion at the Factory with some Eastern Michigan football.
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Never apologize and never admit you're wrong.  As soon as you do people think you're just a regular schmuck like everyone else...I'm way better than everyone else.
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If you were ashamed of being elite, you wouldn’t have the Pigeon Forge time share.
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Your elite prisms shine onto everyone. W
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Exactly. Some people just don’t understand
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Coach, the local FYE that I used to but DVD’s at just closed down. I need advice as to where to enhance my collection
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Coach, self-reflection is always warranted. But you drank every beer at taco Mac and don’t forget it
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I've noticed you haven't denied being a lawyer. Or a yankee. Deeply disappointed.
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You’re either elite or you’re not, Coach
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Super Duper Collectors have to deal with this as well and I don't feel bad for even a second that I have acquired a Twitter 1/1...
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Can’t have winners without losers, I always say.
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Mac McClung the Stetson Bennett of dunk contests?
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the royal family is shaking with rage
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Nothing says elite like a man who has a permanent corner booth seat at Beef O’Brady’s
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3 years in Ypsilanti, place I stayed was nuts
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Being a 1%er means never having to say that you are sorry.
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i refuse to be an elite.
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It’s the waterbed… they all envious..
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How elite are you though, Coach?
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Very elitist of you.

KUDOS
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Never stop
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Top 8 is legit
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The royal family is dead
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@WeCoolPodcast help the man out
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 05:01:58: Imo Alabama is really overrated
Status Number of replies Available Suppressed Hidden
Normal 72 of 60 (reached end) 120% 16% 15%
Anomalous elevated replies:
  • the state or the band?
    [original: #1, ranking: #72, date: #62] From @chug_a_lugg on 02/18/23 06:33:06
  • Take that back right now
    [original: #21, ranking: #70, date: #63] From @unclerico23 on 02/18/23 06:44:15
  • You are correct
    [original: #22, ranking: #68, date: #51] From @k_gapper on 02/18/23 05:45:00
  • He means the state.
    [original: #20, ranking: #67, date: #34] From @hs00975 on 02/18/23 05:15:29
  • Bored on a Saturday night?
    [original: #14, ranking: #59, date: #24] From @mayorofbrandon on 02/18/23 05:07:14
  • Coach didnt they best UGA by like a billion?
    [original: #15, ranking: #50, date: #70] From @nathancherolis on 02/18/23 07:44:48
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
  • The entire state is a cesspool. Once my ex-wife moved down there with the kids I swore them all off for good. No way do I want to be associated with that place at all. They’ve since moved out but the damage has already been done.
    [original: #63, ranking: #1, date: #11] From @bluechkanalyzer on 02/18/23 05:04:50
  • Last time I went to Babalamba I made it as far as the Phenix City Walmart and thought the zombie apocalypse had started, turns out it was just all the meth heads looking for crayons and markers to steal
    [original: #57, ranking: #5, date: #35] From @stephenphagan on 02/18/23 05:15:46
  • Yeah. The Alabama golf team is terrible.
    [original: #58, ranking: #10, date: #38] From @libsrcrazee on 02/18/23 05:20:48
  • Basketball is a made up sport coach. It was invented to give fake rings to tall kids with no talent.
    [original: #69, ranking: #11, date: #12] From @gregorypooble on 02/18/23 05:04:54
  • You know what’s not over rated- cherry slush puppies! Pro tip- go ahead and grap that fruit punch Gatorade while you’re at it. Then it’s like you’re buying FIVE slush puppies at once! That should provide you the sugar energy you need to make it to lunch!
    [original: #65, ranking: #12, date: #67] From @admeliorausa on 02/18/23 07:25:54
  • the alabama golf team has won two national titles in mens golf and runner up finish twice
    [original: #59, ranking: #13, date: #61] From @rohanku44872598 on 02/18/23 06:26:25
  • Lived there briefly. Can confirm. Big time overrated.
    [original: #48, ranking: #14, date: #30] From @robthomthetank on 02/18/23 05:12:26
  • The basketball team? The football team? The band? The state?
    [original: #54, ranking: #16, date: #49] From @dannyb92612310 on 02/18/23 05:35:37
  • Coach, it’s one thing to deride Britain or France… but Alabama? I’m not sure how this is gonna go.
    [original: #50, ranking: #24, date: #66] From @nothankuthanx on 02/18/23 07:09:36
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  • I can't fucking stand them. I root for the other team regardless of who they're playing.
    [original: #67, ranking: #26, date: #7] From @mrsand0r on 02/18/23 05:03:19
  • This was a brave but noble decision, Ethan. God bless.
    [original: #64, ranking: #31, date: #32] From @robthomthetank on 02/18/23 05:13:28
  • The state? Or their university athletics?
    [original: #62, ranking: #33, date: #21] From @burner09877 on 02/18/23 05:06:05
  • Nick's gonna hang 108 on y'all the next chance he gets
    [original: #70, ranking: #44, date: #23] From @bigonenoonions on 02/18/23 05:06:54
  • The state? They do have Dreamland
    [original: #66, ranking: #45, date: #69] From @outhousegenius on 02/18/23 07:27:33
  • Alabama is America’s slow dog
    [original: #72, ranking: #46, date: #14] From @slewfootm on 02/18/23 05:05:13
  • Yore crazy, Larry rubbing off on you…
    [original: #71, ranking: #51, date: #72] From @220swift_9 on 02/18/23 08:30:05
  • [original: #68, ranking: #57, date: #17] From @iambyronnnn on 02/18/23 05:05:22
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[tweet: 1627134150607077376, from: @chug_a_lugg (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:33:06 (HIGH,0,,,44) the state or the band?]
[tweet: 1627112064568131586, from: @solarxpvp (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:21 (HIGH,,,1,979) How many SEC championships does Georgia basketball have?]
[tweet: 1627113278915874818, from: @kdb_peak (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:10:10 (HIGH,0,,,278) Georgia’s road to back to back Mickey Mouse  Hospital  rings  2021 - John Metchie and Jameson Williams hurt   2022 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Marvin Harrison Jr. hurt   Maybe they can finally win their first real ring in over 40 years in 2023?]
[tweet: 0, from: @bespokepost (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,7,9,1,49653) If you hate small brands, keep scrolling.]
[tweet: 1627115849793372161, from: @spartyforthewin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:20:23 (HIGH,,1,,96) Literally impossible to be any more overrated]
[tweet: 1627114228845797376, from: @forcereagan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:13:57 (HIGH,,2,,285) Always preferred the Oak Ridge Boys myself.]
[tweet: 1627115705056231425, from: @stevekarenburg2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:19:49 (HIGH,,3,,392) In the state of Georgia, if a person places their diploma from the University of Alabama on the dash of their car, they can legally park in handicap parking.  True story.]
[tweet: 1627111539760046082, from: @the2xchampion (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:16 (HIGH,,9,,1053) The highest compliment we could ever receive from coach]
[tweet: 1627122404328701958, from: @piltdowndude (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:46:26 (HIGH,,1,,157) Albania was Mother Teresa’s birthplace, coach.]
[tweet: 1627111464132812800, from: @norlaskan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:57 (HIGH,,2,,836) In all the ways and that’s really saying something when you look at their per cap data like education, poverty, maternal health, and football, obviously.]
[tweet: 1627112766032019457, from: @mcabeep (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:08:08 (HIGH,,9,,965) Thank you Coach for that honest opinion. I’m sure Coach Oats will use your thoughts to help better prepare the team. Appreciate what you do.]
[tweet: 1627117668674183170, from: @thedawg1985 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:27:37 (HIGH,0,,,44) I think we take them by 10 on a neutral court.]
[tweet: 1627137001165148162, from: @thatatlantadude (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:44:26 (HIGH,0,,,18) Coach, Mountain Music is an American classic.]
[tweet: 1627112540248350720, from: @mayorofbrandon (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:07:14 (HIGH,0,,,191) Bored on a Saturday night?]
[tweet: 1627152194796417026, from: @nathancherolis (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:48 (HIGH,0,,,12) Coach didnt they best UGA by like a billion?]
[tweet: 1627113152260239362, from: @germanshepher10 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:09:40 (HIGH,0,,,242) I kinda like “If Yore Gonna play in Texas”, but yeah, for the most part I’d agree Alabama is overrated]
[tweet: 1627117327614369793, from: @eek_rat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:26:15 (HIGH,0,,,58) massively overrated]
[tweet: 1627116666378235906, from: @drjohnwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:23:38 (HIGH,0,,,401) I don't know anyone who overrates the state of Alabama, Coach. Pretty much everyone rates it at the bottom of the bracket. Right next to Arkansas and Mississippi.]
[tweet: 1627111937719795712, from: @concern56907901 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:04:50 (HIGH,0,,,227) The best thing to ever come out of Alabama is Hwy 78.]
[tweet: 1627114614281408515, from: @hs00975 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:15:29 (HIGH,0,,,100) He means the state.]
[tweet: 1627136954432122881, from: @unclerico23 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:44:15 (HIGH,0,,,17) Take that back right now]
[tweet: 1627122043207442432, from: @k_gapper (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:45:00 (HIGH,0,,,51) You are correct]
[tweet: 1627117224312832001, from: @chiefbofadeez (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:25:51 (HIGH,,,1,377) The Arkansas Razorbacks will beat them in Alabama next weekend]
[tweet: 1627132135378223104, from: @rohanku44872598 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:25:06 (HIGH,0,,,45) no alabama will win at home, they beat arkansas earlier this year]
[tweet: 1627116463734640640, from: @craigsclarke (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:22:49 (HIGH,0,,,251) Georgia plays basketball and all other sports like it’s meant to be played in the SEC when your best football program in the nation #whocares #onlyfootballmatters]
[tweet: 1627126612054671362, from: @bgarmani (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:03:09 (HIGH,0,,,80) As a place or as a program?]
[tweet: 1627118761118515204, from: @wvinsc487 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:31:57 (HIGH,0,,,75) Which part?]
[tweet: 1627118013915844608, from: @el_guapo_tweets (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:28:59 (HIGH,,1,,205) Sorry to change the topic Coach…but Larry Dykstra is on a very inebriated roll right now and you need to tune in.]
[tweet: 1627122456967188482, from: @bakerstewart_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:46:38 (HIGH,0,,,94) At least Alabama could be Great Britain]
[tweet: 1627127290021949440, from: @krakrman85 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:05:51 (HIGH,0,,,73) Alabama only appeals to a niche market]
[tweet: 1627112312216616960, from: @allgood8675309 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:20 (HIGH,0,,,254) Thanks Coach.]
[tweet: 1627126467351175168, from: @mattchewlala (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:02:35 (HIGH,0,,,106) Coach, taking the family on a little vacation to Atlanta and Augusta during the week of the Masters. Any surrounding areas… any recommendations other than Stone Mountain you recommend?]
[tweet: 1627126168087396353, from: @account9182 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:01:23 (HIGH,,1,,50) I see Coach has decided to play with matches in the hay bale, gasoline, and fireworks store tonight.]
[tweet: 1627122960053190656, from: @ruff_rydazz (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:48:38 (HIGH,0,,,68) Always has been.]
[tweet: 1627113118454394881, from: @angelcrusher (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:09:32 (HIGH,,1,,92) Low Tide]
[tweet: 1627121463483416578, from: @gratefulregalia (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:42:42 (HIGH,,1,,70) When bama loses, America wins]
[tweet: 1627111601944817671, from: @itsbigmike_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:30 (HIGH,,6,1,472) So are the 1986 New York Mets, coach.]
[tweet: 1627112035480657921, from: @itsbigmike_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:14 (HIGH,,1,,70) Not even @LennyDykstra would understand what I’m referencing.]
[tweet: 1627113917615857664, from: @correasankle (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:12:42 (HIGH,,,1,118) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627112680380047361, from: @itstygrey (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:07:47 (HIGH,,1,,199) It’s hard to beat these Basketball Schools.]
[tweet: 1627111404670009345, from: @roscoepcoltra14 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:43 (HIGH,,1,1,273) Still more SEC Championships than Europe.]
[tweet: 1627112092451962881, from: @arcdigg (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:27 (HIGH,0,,,33) ^^^ this]
[tweet: 1627147724930908167, from: @sowegacat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:27:03 (HIGH,,1,,28) But..have you watched the Florabama murder channel?]
[tweet: 1627140012511748096, from: @gojiratimelord (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:56:24 (HIGH,0,,,41) like, the college football team or the whole state?]
[tweet: 1627111386374619136, from: @oklahomadrills (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:39 (HIGH,,2,,387) Is Alabama a basketball school now?]
[tweet: 1627111721436426243, from: @will_humphrey63 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:59 (HIGH,,6,1,531) Couldn’t even win by 50]
[tweet: 1627117204192866305, from: @fajardo_connor (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:25:46 (HIGH,0,,,48) Lmao w tweet]
[tweet: 1627113848137293824, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:12:26 (HIGH,,1,1,384) Lived there briefly. Can confirm. Big time overrated.]
[tweet: 1627116462597865473, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:22:49 (HIGH,,,1,75) @JGrwnger can also confirm]
[tweet: 1627143336229470209, from: @nothankuthanx (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:09:36 (HIGH,,1,,40) Coach, it’s one thing to deride Britain or France… but Alabama? I’m not sure how this is gonna go.]
[tweet: 1627112240401862658, from: @zackdaddy22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:03 (HIGH,,3,,241) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627112007018115072, from: @secondhandpenis (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:07 (HIGH,0,,,182) what’s overrated about bedding your cousin? *cue the banjos]
[tweet: 1627111302496677888, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:19 (HIGH,,2,,486) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627119683638788096, from: @dannyb92612310 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:35:37 (HIGH,,,1,88) The basketball team? The football team? The band? The state?]
[tweet: 1627126247233843200, from: @account9182 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:01:42 (HIGH,,1,,16) Yes.]
[tweet: 1627117058726019074, from: @ellisjeellis (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:25:11 (HIGH,0,,,42) yep we r trash.  for sure]
[tweet: 1627114688466092032, from: @stephenphagan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:15:46 (HIGH,1,,,76) Last time I went to Babalamba I made it as far as the Phenix City Walmart and thought the zombie apocalypse had started, turns out it was just all the meth heads looking for crayons and markers to steal]
[tweet: 1627115955028467720, from: @libsrcrazee (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:20:48 (HIGH,,1,1,58) Yeah. The Alabama golf team is terrible.]
[tweet: 1627132466786861056, from: @rohanku44872598 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:26:25 (HIGH,,,1,14) the alabama golf team has won two national titles in mens golf and runner up finish twice]
[tweet: 1627161078076436483, from: @courtanne1225 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:20:06 (HIGH,0,,,105) Please don’t make me fight you…]
[tweet: 1627112127587655681, from: @jordynbaby11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:36 (HIGH,0,,,122) Bro you coach a team that has half biological females. Sit down]
[tweet: 1627112250589806594, from: @burner09877 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:05 (LOW,0,,,41) The state? Or their university athletics?]
[tweet: 1627111935761170433, from: @bluechkanalyzer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:04:50 (LOW,,2,1,58) The entire state is a cesspool. Once my ex-wife moved down there with the kids I swore them all off for good. No way do I want to be associated with that place at all. They’ve since moved out but the damage has already been done.]
[tweet: 1627114108066713601, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:13:28 (LOW,,,1,19) This was a brave but noble decision, Ethan. God bless.]
[tweet: 1627147434953433089, from: @admeliorausa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:25:54 (LOW,0,,,7) You know what’s not over rated- cherry slush puppies!  Pro tip- go ahead and grap that fruit punch Gatorade while you’re at it. Then it’s like you’re buying FIVE slush puppies at once!  That should provide you the sugar energy you need to make it to lunch!]
[tweet: 1627147849963126788, from: @outhousegenius (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:27:33 (LOW,0,,,4) The state?  They do have Dreamland]
[tweet: 1627111555367071744, from: @mrsand0r (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:19 (LOW,,,1,87) I can't fucking stand them. I root for the other team regardless of who they're playing.]
[tweet: 1627112070188527616, from: @iambyronnnn (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:22 (LOW,,1,1,23) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627111953486295042, from: @gregorypooble (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:04:54 (LOW,,7,,69) Basketball is a made up sport coach. It was invented to give fake rings to tall kids with no talent.]
[tweet: 1627112456647475201, from: @bigonenoonions (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:54 (LOW,,1,,68) Nick's gonna hang 108 on y'all the next chance he gets]
[tweet: 1627163588098916352, from: @220swift_9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:30:05 (LOW,0,,,1) Yore crazy, Larry rubbing off on you…]
[tweet: 1627112033278693376, from: @slewfootm (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:05:13 (LOW,0,,,55) Alabama is America’s slow dog]

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The entire state is a cesspool. Once my ex-wife moved down there with the kids I swore them all off for good. No way do I want to be associated with that place at all. They’ve since moved out but the damage has already been done.
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In the state of Georgia, if a person places their diploma from the University of Alabama on the dash of their car, they can legally park in handicap parking.  True story.
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The Arkansas Razorbacks will beat them in Alabama next weekend
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I don't know anyone who overrates the state of Alabama, Coach. Pretty much everyone rates it at the bottom of the bracket. Right next to Arkansas and Mississippi.
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Thank you Coach for that honest opinion. I’m sure Coach Oats will use your thoughts to help better prepare the team. Appreciate what you do.
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In all the ways and that’s really saying something when you look at their per cap data like education, poverty, maternal health, and football, obviously.
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Georgia’s road to back to back Mickey Mouse  Hospital  rings

2021 - John Metchie and Jameson Williams hurt 

2022 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Marvin Harrison Jr. hurt 

Maybe they can finally win their first real ring in over 40 years in 2023?
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Is Alabama a basketball school now?
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Yeah. The Alabama golf team is terrible.
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Basketball is a made up sport coach. It was invented to give fake rings to tall kids with no talent.
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You know what’s not over rated- cherry slush puppies!

Pro tip- go ahead and grap that fruit punch Gatorade while you’re at it. Then it’s like you’re buying FIVE slush puppies at once!

That should provide you the sugar energy you need to make it to lunch!
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the alabama golf team has won two national titles in mens golf and runner up finish twice
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Lived there briefly. Can confirm. Big time overrated.
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Literally impossible to be any more overrated
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The basketball team? The football team? The band? The state?
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Georgia plays basketball and all other sports like it’s meant to be played in the SEC when your best football program in the nation #whocares #onlyfootballmatters
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The highest compliment we could ever receive from coach 
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Coach, taking the family on a little vacation to Atlanta and Augusta during the week of the Masters. Any surrounding areas… any recommendations other than Stone Mountain you recommend?
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massively overrated
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no alabama will win at home, they beat arkansas earlier this year
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I kinda like “If Yore Gonna play in Texas”, but yeah, for the most part I’d agree Alabama is overrated
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How many SEC championships does Georgia basketball have?
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Coach, it’s one thing to deride Britain or France… but Alabama? I’m not sure how this is gonna go.
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If you hate small brands, keep scrolling.
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I can't fucking stand them. I root for the other team regardless of who they're playing.
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Not even @LennyDykstra would understand what I’m referencing.
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Still more SEC Championships than Europe.
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what’s overrated about bedding your cousin? *cue the banjos
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At least Alabama could be Great Britain
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This was a brave but noble decision, Ethan. God bless.
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Alabama only appeals to a niche market
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The state? Or their university athletics?
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Bro you coach a team that has half biological females. Sit down
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Sorry to change the topic Coach…but Larry Dykstra is on a very inebriated roll right now and you need to tune in.
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I see Coach has decided to play with matches in the hay bale, gasoline, and fireworks store tonight.
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The best thing to ever come out of Alabama is Hwy 78.
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It’s hard to beat these Basketball Schools.
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So are the 1986 New York Mets, coach.
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Always preferred the Oak Ridge Boys myself.
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Albania was Mother Teresa’s birthplace, coach.
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But..have you watched the Florabama murder channel?
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Coach, Mountain Music is an American classic.
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Nick's gonna hang 108 on y'all the next chance he gets
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The state?  They do have Dreamland
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Alabama is America’s slow dog
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I think we take them by 10 on a neutral court.
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yep we r trash.  for sure
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like, the college football team or the whole state?
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Coach didnt they best UGA by like a billion?
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Yore crazy, Larry rubbing off on you…
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As a place or as a program?
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Please don’t make me fight you…
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Couldn’t even win by 50
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When bama loses, America wins
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@JGrwnger can also confirm
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Bored on a Saturday night?
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Thanks Coach.
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Low Tide
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Always has been.
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Lmao w tweet
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^^^ this
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He means the state.
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You are correct
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Which part?
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Take that back right now
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Yes.
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the state or the band?
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 03:45:38: Alabama is clearly cheating
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  • [original: #1, ranking: #16, date: #10] From @bearbryantbob on 02/18/23 03:47:13
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  • They’re clearly just a basketball school now.
    [original: #15, ranking: #5, date: #3] From @spokenclass2day on 02/18/23 03:46:03
  • Mike White recruits at the library.
    [original: #17, ranking: #6, date: #11] From @bamaproupdates on 02/18/23 03:47:13
  • Been doing it since the 60's. Known fact, Saban financed his 1st waterbed when he arrived in T-town. Recently made the final payment on it last December.
    [original: #16, ranking: #7, date: #22] From @phake_elcon on 02/18/23 05:21:20
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[tweet: 1627092403072151554, from: @bearbryantbob (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:47:13 (HIGH,2,248,3,54019) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627092532781019136, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:47:44 (HIGH,3,244,9,4077) I concede defeat here]
[tweet: 1627092077300572160, from: @allgood8675309 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:45:55 (HIGH,,1,1,1058) You misspelled winning]
[tweet: 1627092159072731136, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:15 (HIGH,,7,,1005) I don’t misspell anything]
[tweet: 0, from: @quickencompare (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,11,11,13,664845) Don't borrow from the bank.  Borrow from yourself.]
[tweet: 1627092318246539266, from: @theearlofgrogan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:53 (HIGH,,1,,429) To be fair, Georgia is playing like they got banned from Beef O Bradys]
[tweet: 1627094454866792448, from: @brentdpatrick (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:55:22 (HIGH,,,1,424) Dawgs in incredible position to backdoor cover +18.5. Good teams win, great teams cover.]
[tweet: 1627115785335218181, from: @haasflowers (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:20:08 (HIGH,0,,,24) Update?]
[tweet: 1627092240819720194, from: @dbo90 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:34 (HIGH,,1,,590) Mike White financed his waterbed and opens doors with ease]
[tweet: 1627092495355219968, from: @scottie_geyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:47:35 (HIGH,,,1,362) But Coach, if yo’re not cheating are you even trying to win?]
[tweet: 1627093744175685632, from: @allgood8675309 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:52:33 (HIGH,0,,,51) *you’re]
[tweet: 1627144460051296257, from: @iamthemelissa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:14:04 (HIGH,0,,,11) I don’t even know if they’re playing and I know this is true.]
[tweet: 1627092203410694145, from: @mcmaples (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:25 (HIGH,0,,,324) With their cousins or on them?]
[tweet: 1627092346407112706, from: @assnforge (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:59 (HIGH,0,,,360) But that's a good thing, right?]
[tweet: 1627092109147901952, from: @spokenclass2day (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:03 (HIGH,,1,,494) They’re clearly just a basketball school now.]
[tweet: 1627116087039995904, from: @phake_elcon (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:21:20 (HIGH,0,,,84) Been doing it since the 60's.  Known fact, Saban financed his 1st waterbed when he arrived in T-town.  Recently made the final payment on it last December.]
[tweet: 1627092401675460614, from: @bamaproupdates (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:47:13 (HIGH,,15,1,1977) Mike White recruits at the library.]
[tweet: 1627093371457257472, from: @allgood8675309 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:51:04 (HIGH,,1,,106) Of Congress]
[tweet: 1627092309195243521, from: @fallguysports (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:46:51 (HIGH,0,,,219) @FBI @JoeBiden get them]
[tweet: 1627103606347268097, from: @iambyronnnn (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:31:44 (HIGH,,1,,104) It took Mike White two (2) seconds to turn ten door handles while making his way to Coleman Coliseum]
[tweet: 1627093603054125056, from: @gifs_baseball (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:51:59 (HIGH,,3,,566) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627092663475511297, from: @bosnow2696 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:48:15 (HIGH,,1,,149) Philip Fulmer warned us. And the NCAA.]
[tweet: 1627100656610729992, from: @milam_i (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:20:01 (HIGH,,1,,12) Clearly]

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*you’re
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Don't borrow from the bank.  Borrow from yourself.
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But Coach, if yo’re not cheating are you even trying to win?
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Dawgs in incredible position to backdoor cover +18.5. Good teams win, great teams cover.
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They’re clearly just a basketball school now.
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Mike White recruits at the library.
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Been doing it since the 60's.  Known fact, Saban financed his 1st waterbed when he arrived in T-town.  Recently made the final payment on it last December.
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It took Mike White two (2) seconds to turn ten door handles while making his way to Coleman Coliseum
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Mike White financed his waterbed and opens doors with ease
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To be fair, Georgia is playing like they got banned from Beef O Bradys
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I don’t misspell anything
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I concede defeat here
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Philip Fulmer warned us. And the NCAA.
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You misspelled winning
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With their cousins or on them?
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I don’t even know if they’re playing and I know this is true.
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But that's a good thing, right?
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Clearly 
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Of Congress
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Update?
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@FBI @JoeBiden get them
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 02:07:15: Hey Kurt, can you confirm if this is accurate?
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  • After Kent got fired from CNN, he went into a spiral. First was the gambling addiction. Then he started smoking crack with a guy name Ezell. The final blow was bankruptcy and being denied financing at an Aaron’s. Really sad story.
    [original: #32, ranking: #2, date: #16] From @ejpockets on 02/18/23 02:14:54
  • Apparently Larry Dykstra is drunk and just unblocked Coach. This like that moment Bryce Young dropped back in the pocket and floated one down the left side and everyone is waiting on Keelee Ringo to pluck it out of the air.
    [original: #24, ranking: #6, date: #25] From @hundred_from on 02/18/23 04:29:21
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  • Kurt old man never lettered in shit
    [original: #33, ranking: #17, date: #9] From @geoffpuryear on 02/18/23 02:11:56
  • Is Kevin Obergefell still doing sports?
    [original: #27, ranking: #18, date: #20] From @whiskeclear on 02/18/23 02:18:04
  • you just kicked his scrawny ass, honkeytits
    [original: #31, ranking: #19, date: #14] From @asimplebrownbag on 02/18/23 02:14:01
  • This is sad. Pay your bills, deadbeat.
    [original: #30, ranking: #20, date: #11] From @tolstoyhomeboy on 02/18/23 02:12:30
  • [original: #29, ranking: #27, date: #6] From @fierigoat on 02/18/23 02:11:45
  • Troll level: Master.
    [original: #28, ranking: #28, date: #24] From @mikeincincinna1 on 02/18/23 04:14:49
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[tweet: 1539005917164888064, from: @keitholbermann (VERIFIED) on 06/20/22 03:02:58 (HIGH,365,428,1758,undefined) He kicked your scrawny ass, Crackerface]
[tweet: 1627067245678702593, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:07:15 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Hey Kurt, can you confirm if this is accurate?]
[tweet: 1627067523257757699, from: @boundtow1n (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:08:21 (HIGH,,37,,1820) To be honest, I’m surprised he qualified for financing in the first place.]
[tweet: 1627068669246455810, from: @conkygbr (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:12:54 (HIGH,,10,1,1153) Coach how can you even tweet with all those championship rings?  Kurt definitely doesn’t have that issue]
[tweet: 1627111257265299456, from: @cantplayatall (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:02:08 (HIGH,0,,,38) True patriots tweet on Coach's behalf, so that he can spend his time thinking about what matters: The waterbed financing epidemic sweeping our nation.]
[tweet: 0, from: @hpe_greenlake (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,28,426,33,1499923) What if you could create a unified experience across edge to cloud and pick what you need, sized for today?]
[tweet: 1627158766088032256, from: @dizzyonaball (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:10:55 (HIGH,0,,,26) The expired coupon for Hardee's Biscuit 'n'gravy incident was sad to see. I managed to pull a few seniors out alive, but Kurt had the rage, that day.]
[tweet: 1627069138052190210, from: @dkeene2016 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:14:46 (HIGH,,2,,893) I can say with absolute almost 10 percent certainty it is true]
[tweet: 1627068444486291458, from: @michaelalewis73 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:12:01 (HIGH,,11,,1164) Hear me out: a new Odd Couple starring Kurt and Lonnie Dykstra…]
[tweet: 1627118316467748867, from: @lennydykstra (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 05:30:11 (HIGH,,3,,281) Get Lonnie Dykstra all you want. But keep that motherfucker away from me.]
[tweet: 1627068390509780995, from: @dangurousdan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:11:48 (HIGH,,8,,876) Kurt and Lonny need to enter the Power Slap league.]
[tweet: 1627068064087871488, from: @ronniebobonny (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:10:30 (HIGH,,9,,1289) No mention of any SEC championships anywhere in there]
[tweet: 1627068419253362693, from: @scrappythepitb1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:11:55 (HIGH,,1,,656) LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL]
[tweet: 1627069453178658818, from: @cliff233 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:16:01 (HIGH,,1,,573) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627128041003515905, from: @dying_democracy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:08:50 (HIGH,0,,,67) Finance rate 27.9%.]
[tweet: 1627068947786006529, from: @comfyboomer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:14:01 (HIGH,,2,,475) Kurt turns doorknobs with ease.]
[tweet: 1627111870753812480, from: @weristdeinpa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:04:34 (HIGH,0,,,224) "Wet the Bed" does NOT equate to " a waterbed".]
[tweet: 1627072072899006471, from: @thenotoriousomb (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:26:26 (HIGH,,2,,278) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627148556296507446, from: @brewcitychrissy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:30:21 (HIGH,0,,,12) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627069367988137995, from: @bongosclownroom (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:15:41 (HIGH,,7,,416) I knew Kurt was an irresponsible waterbed purchaser the second he referred to Coach as “Cracker Face”.]
[tweet: 1627074281321680905, from: @ddearden50 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:35:12 (HIGH,,1,,226) Financing is fairly easy at Sleep-N-Snooze.]
[tweet: 1627069958198005766, from: @errxn (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:18:02 (HIGH,,,1,287) Inaccurate. What the hell use would he have for a waterbed anyway?]
[tweet: 1627079296367095810, from: @robthomthetank (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:55:08 (HIGH,0,,,26) To sleep on. Seriously it’s not that hard to figure out.]
[tweet: 1627103007920857089, from: @hundred_from (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:29:21 (HIGH,,1,,128) Apparently Larry Dykstra is drunk and just unblocked Coach.  This like that moment Bryce Young dropped back in the pocket and floated one down the left side and everyone is waiting on Keelee Ringo to pluck it out of the air.]
[tweet: 1627119281698910208, from: @war_lizard (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:34:01 (HIGH,0,,,39) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627160415724609537, from: @do_whats_rite (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:17:28 (HIGH,0,,,4) Thai doesn’t describe a person who’s obsessed with Donald Trump. Can’t be the real Kurt page.]
[tweet: 1627069967358394368, from: @whiskeclear (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:18:04 (LOW,,1,,80) Is Kevin Obergefell still doing sports?]
[tweet: 1627099348453720065, from: @mikeincincinna1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:14:49 (LOW,0,,,16) Troll level: Master.]
[tweet: 1627068377792667649, from: @fierigoat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:11:45 (LOW,,2,,118) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627068565328379906, from: @tolstoyhomeboy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:12:30 (LOW,,2,,115) This is sad.  Pay your bills, deadbeat.]
[tweet: 1627068949040078848, from: @asimplebrownbag (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:14:01 (LOW,,1,,102) you just kicked his scrawny ass, honkeytits]
[tweet: 1627069169375264771, from: @ejpockets (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:14:54 (LOW,,8,1,122) After Kent got fired from CNN, he went into a spiral. First was the gambling addiction. Then he started smoking crack with a guy name Ezell. The final blow was bankruptcy and being denied financing at an Aaron’s. Really sad story.]
[tweet: 1627068423829340164, from: @geoffpuryear (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:11:56 (LOW,,1,,123) Kurt old man never lettered in shit]

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He kicked your scrawny ass, Crackerface
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To be honest, I’m surprised he qualified for financing in the first place.
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Coach how can you even tweet with all those championship rings?

Kurt definitely doesn’t have that issue
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Apparently Larry Dykstra is drunk and just unblocked Coach.

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I knew Kurt was an irresponsible waterbed purchaser the second he referred to Coach as “Cracker Face”.
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Hey Kurt, can you confirm if this is accurate?
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No mention of any SEC championships anywhere in there
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Hear me out: a new Odd Couple starring Kurt and Lonnie Dykstra…
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Kurt and Lonny need to enter the Power Slap league.
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Inaccurate. What the hell use would he have for a waterbed anyway?
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True patriots tweet on Coach's behalf, so that he can spend his time thinking about what matters: The waterbed financing epidemic sweeping our nation.
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I can say with absolute almost 10 percent certainty it is true
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Get Lonnie Dykstra all you want. But keep that motherfucker away from me.
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The expired coupon for Hardee's Biscuit 'n'gravy incident was sad to see. I managed to pull a few seniors out alive, but Kurt had the rage, that day.
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Kurt old man never lettered in shit
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Is Kevin Obergefell still doing sports?
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you just kicked his scrawny ass, honkeytits
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This is sad.  Pay your bills, deadbeat.
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Thai doesn’t describe a person who’s obsessed with Donald Trump. Can’t be the real Kurt page.
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Financing is fairly easy at Sleep-N-Snooze.
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To sleep on. Seriously it’s not that hard to figure out.
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"Wet the Bed" does NOT equate to " a waterbed".
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Kurt turns doorknobs with ease.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Troll level: Master.
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Finance rate 27.9%.
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 12:18:36: Y’all made them lock @KeithOlbermann’s Wikipedia page for “vandalism”
Status Number of replies Available Suppressed Hidden
Bad 42 of 34 (reached end) 123% 16% 28%
Anomalous elevated replies:
  • 100% true.
    [original: #6, ranking: #37, date: #17] From @mammothrob on 02/18/23 12:31:25
  • [original: #10, ranking: #34, date: #25] From @cberryfin on 02/18/23 01:13:53
  • The truth is always a defense.
    [original: #4, ranking: #31, date: #36] From @fejdaszrichard on 02/18/23 04:27:52
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
  • It’s not vandalism if it’s true. It’s just called vandalism.
    [original: #41, ranking: #4, date: #13] From @msherkin on 02/18/23 12:24:27
  • Lenny complained also and wiki was like “never heard of you, Larry.” #LarryDykstra
    [original: #31, ranking: #5, date: #7] From @gregfromnj4 on 02/18/23 12:21:44
  • Coach, when do you get your own Wikipedia page?
    [original: #37, ranking: #8, date: #8] From @nelson37m on 02/18/23 12:22:10
  • Wikipedia sysops get no bitches and would immediately get cut from Coach's team.
    [original: #40, ranking: #10, date: #11] From @jass1stnamehugh on 02/18/23 12:23:57
Other hidden replies:
  • I'm going to be banned for life from editing Wikipedia.
    [original: #39, ranking: #16, date: #32] From @tomgoldstein on 02/18/23 02:00:32
  • The guy is a nutjob whatever way you look at it.
    [original: #42, ranking: #20, date: #6] From @catchyrselfon22 on 02/18/23 12:21:30
  • It sadly doesn't include his lead acting in the movie "Road House"
    [original: #35, ranking: #23, date: #24] From @presbenfranklin on 02/18/23 01:12:55
  • Is this another trick? Is that you Larry?
    [original: #38, ranking: #25, date: #23] From @reccninc on 02/18/23 01:09:41
  • That’s my coach
    [original: #34, ranking: #35, date: #9] From @cloud_null on 02/18/23 12:22:56
  • [original: #32, ranking: #38, date: #35] From @gkakgrab on 02/18/23 04:09:49
  • [original: #33, ranking: #40, date: #29] From @tomgoldstein on 02/18/23 01:48:02
  • [original: #36, ranking: #41, date: #34] From @frontbumpercrew on 02/18/23 03:59:32
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[tweet: 1627115156101537794, from: @truthse03435561 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:17:38 (HIGH,0,,,19) Regardless of what they do, Kevin still literally has zero SEC championships]
[tweet: 1627122759821131776, from: @drjohnwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:47:51 (HIGH,,1,,28) You know you open doorknobs with ease when your show is replaced by a show hosted by Eliot Spitzer.]
[tweet: 0, from: @hellorudi (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,10,26,1,177078) Finally, live to the public. We kept this Ai newsletter private and referral only for about 6 months. It's time to let all enjoy it.  Sign up here >> http://Rudi.ai]
[tweet: 1627102634585776128, from: @fejdaszrichard (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:27:52 (HIGH,0,,,29) The truth is always a defense.]
[tweet: 1627040128857444352, from: @girlypoppsyop (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:19:30 (HIGH,,1,,240) Ngl when I saw he was a furry I knew it was getting out if hand.  But I am wondering if its true or not.]
[tweet: 1627043130574012416, from: @mammothrob (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:31:25 (HIGH,0,,,29) 100% true.]
[tweet: 1627043452402933760, from: @natecurtis12 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:32:42 (HIGH,,2,1,165) Coach, where is your Wikipedia page? People shouldn’t need to be on Twitter to get your guidance]
[tweet: 1627052075287990273, from: @reccninc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:06:58 (HIGH,,1,,40) Is this some kind trick? Is that you Maple Leaf?]
[tweet: 1627041523534807045, from: @scottie_geyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:25:02 (HIGH,,1,,231) Even if Wikipedia doesn’t say it, we all know Kurt opens doors with ease.]
[tweet: 1627053815836086274, from: @cberryfin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:13:53 (HIGH,,,1,122) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627053934492930048, from: @cberryfin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:14:21 (HIGH,,,1,20) Just in case anyone’s looking. Complete with phone jacks.]
[tweet: 1627141787939745794, from: @sh00pdawh00p (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:03:27 (HIGH,0,,,5) Wiki only reports sec championships, it doesn't own any.]
[tweet: 1627040356650082305, from: @livinggford (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:20:24 (HIGH,,9,,577) Kurt’s Wikipedia is now stuck in an incorrect state]
[tweet: 1627040526905262080, from: @rebertling (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:21:05 (HIGH,0,,,157) They don’t want the truth, Coach!!!]
[tweet: 1627124425941295105, from: @dperez0322 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:54:28 (HIGH,0,,,19) Absolutely amazing]
[tweet: 1627041364876869633, from: @mybamabelle528 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:24:25 (HIGH,0,,,167) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627062595621646341, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:48:46 (HIGH,,1,,68) Gotdamn vandals]
[tweet: 1627041861197258753, from: @scrappythepitb1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:26:23 (HIGH,,2,,114) Who takes the time to be an “administrator” on a Keith Olbernan wiki page?]
[tweet: 1627049975179005953, from: @suburbjohn (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:58:37 (HIGH,0,,,17) Keith Oldermann probably]
[tweet: 1627087563650662401, from: @jakedaymemes3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:27:59 (HIGH,,1,,28) Coach's Wikipedia page when?]
[tweet: 1627044335131967488, from: @3inchlawyerman_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:36:13 (HIGH,,6,1,184) Complete first amendment violation.]
[tweet: 1627057749061410817, from: @speakingbee (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:29:31 (HIGH,,2,,66) Have they provided an authoritative source saying that Kurt had any trouble with doorknobs? I’m confident that he doesn’t.]
[tweet: 1627123390510252032, from: @drjohnwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:50:21 (HIGH,0,,,14) Looks like. your front line is a bunch of vandals, Coach. In youth football, I believe that is called world class recruiting.]
[tweet: 1627063825894883328, from: @rosswilliamhart (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:53:40 (HIGH,,1,,32) Coach, is this kinda like when you tell a player to break the QB’s leg with a wink but you never say anything out-loud?]
[tweet: 1627042775501017093, from: @mammothrob (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:30:01 (HIGH,,1,,86) Olberman is 100% resting his head on a Rent-A-Center full-size waterbed.]
[tweet: 1627054079984934912, from: @lionsapologist (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:14:56 (HIGH,0,,,89) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627135098310258688, from: @se_slaughter2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:36:52 (HIGH,0,,,3) I plead da fif]
[tweet: 1627043479204536320, from: @mammothrob (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:32:49 (HIGH,0,,,88) The coverup is over 2 years in the making.]
[tweet: 1627040464078798848, from: @awstar11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:20:50 (HIGH,,14,,771) Words are violence]
[tweet: 1627041077122461697, from: @jayofthejaystan (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:23:16 (HIGH,0,,,48) Depeche Mode tried to warn us decades ago]
[tweet: 1627040693024862209, from: @gregfromnj4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:21:44 (LOW,,3,1,52) Lenny complained also and wiki was like “never heard of you, Larry.” #LarryDykstra]
[tweet: 1627098090137174017, from: @gkakgrab (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:09:49 (LOW,,1,,6) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627062409193205761, from: @tomgoldstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:48:02 (LOW,0,,,12) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627040993844559873, from: @cloud_null (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:22:56 (LOW,0,,,28) That’s my coach]
[tweet: 1627053570267938820, from: @presbenfranklin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:12:55 (LOW,,1,,29) It sadly doesn't include his lead acting in the movie "Road House"]
[tweet: 1627095502365011968, from: @frontbumpercrew (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:59:32 (LOW,0,,,3) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627040801233702915, from: @nelson37m (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:22:10 (LOW,,,1,33) Coach, when do you get your own Wikipedia page?]
[tweet: 1627052757281652737, from: @reccninc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:09:41 (LOW,0,,,1) Is this another trick? Is that you Larry?]
[tweet: 1627065554019442688, from: @tomgoldstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:00:32 (LOW,0,,,12) I'm going to be banned for life from editing Wikipedia.]
[tweet: 1627041248380067840, from: @jass1stnamehugh (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:23:57 (LOW,0,,,31) Wikipedia sysops get no bitches and would immediately get cut from Coach's team.]
[tweet: 1627041376478314502, from: @msherkin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:24:27 (LOW,0,,,25) It’s not vandalism if it’s true. It’s just called vandalism.]
[tweet: 1627040634950373377, from: @catchyrselfon22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:21:30 (ABUSIVE,0,,,35) The guy is a nutjob whatever way you look at it.]

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Coach, where is your Wikipedia page? People shouldn’t need to be on Twitter to get your guidance
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It’s not vandalism if it’s true. It’s just called vandalism.
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Lenny complained also and wiki was like “never heard of you, Larry.”
#LarryDykstra
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Have they provided an authoritative source saying that Kurt had any trouble with doorknobs? I’m confident that he doesn’t.
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Coach, when do you get your own Wikipedia page?
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Ngl when I saw he was a furry I knew it was getting out if hand. 
But I am wondering if its true or not.
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Wikipedia sysops get no bitches and would immediately get cut from Coach's team.
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Complete first amendment violation.
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Coach, is this kinda like when you tell a player to break the QB’s leg with a wink but you never say anything out-loud?
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Even if Wikipedia doesn’t say it, we all know Kurt opens doors with ease.
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Regardless of what they do, Kevin still literally has zero SEC championships
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Olberman is 100% resting his head on a Rent-A-Center full-size waterbed.
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I'm going to be banned for life from editing Wikipedia.
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Absolutely amazing
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Looks like. your front line is a bunch of vandals, Coach. In youth football, I believe that is called world class recruiting.
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Just in case anyone’s looking. Complete with phone jacks.
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The guy is a nutjob whatever way you look at it.
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Is this some kind trick? Is that you Maple Leaf?
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You know you open doorknobs with ease when your show is replaced by a show hosted by Eliot Spitzer.
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It sadly doesn't include his lead acting in the movie "Road House"
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Depeche Mode tried to warn us decades ago
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Is this another trick? Is that you Larry?
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The coverup is over 2 years in the making.
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Wiki only reports sec championships, it doesn't own any.
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They don’t want the truth, Coach!!!
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Keith Oldermann probably
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Words are violence
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The truth is always a defense.
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Coach's Wikipedia page when?
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Gotdamn vandals
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That’s my coach
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100% true.
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I plead da fif
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 11:54:43: I am wheezing
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Normal 41 of 48 (reached end) 85% 19% 17%
Anomalous elevated replies:
  • [original: #4, ranking: #40, date: #36] From @s_pidgin on 02/18/23 04:26:14
  • [original: #5, ranking: #38, date: #31] From @sadsushi on 02/18/23 02:07:11
  • He’s the worst
    [original: #9, ranking: #36, date: #33] From @bjracing1 on 02/18/23 03:14:47
  • [original: #11, ranking: #32, date: #7] From @tomsnrub on 02/18/23 11:58:20
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
  • Kurt has a degree in animal husbandry They don't give rings for animal husbandry
    [original: #37, ranking: #5, date: #12] From @falconeddie1 on 02/18/23 12:20:13
  • Whoever did this deserves a Gatorade bath
    [original: #39, ranking: #9, date: #28] From @skodenbrah on 02/18/23 02:06:00
Other hidden replies:
  • The best part is you know he’s losing his fucking mind over this.
    [original: #41, ranking: #14, date: #20] From @jonfw2 on 02/18/23 01:59:24
  • Kent is literally the worst person on earth
    [original: #36, ranking: #16, date: #41] From @pigeonforgehoa on 02/18/23 08:20:06
  • Sounds illegal either way...
    [original: #38, ranking: #25, date: #19] From @chromium05 on 02/18/23 01:43:58
  • @PigeonForgeHOA you cannot miss this!
    [original: #35, ranking: #28, date: #38] From @samsquench22 on 02/18/23 07:45:51
  • Kieth is a known deadbeat
    [original: #40, ranking: #33, date: #32] From @primebeef45 on 02/18/23 02:07:48
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[tweet: 1627030369336713216, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:40:43 (HIGH,5,337,7,85285) Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …]
[tweet: 1627031993782353920, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:47:10 (HIGH,65,2026,51,166564) Oh Christ]
[tweet: 1627033891537313792, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:54:43 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) I am wheezing]
[tweet: 1627102221438517249, from: @s_pidgin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:26:14 (HIGH,0,,,73) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627067227873882115, from: @sadsushi (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:07:11 (HIGH,0,,,240) [empty]]
[tweet: 0, from: @raidrpg (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,234,1755,270,3428269) Jaw Dropping Graphics & An Amazing Story  The No.1 Quest Game of 2022  Play your way through a visually-stunning fantasy RPG with 500+ Champions]
[tweet: 1627035785739501569, from: @srachac (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:02:14 (HIGH,2,22,4,129182) IronGargoyle has 0 SEC championships and turns door handles with ease!]
[tweet: 1627041739486932993, from: @grumpygreenkepr (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:25:54 (HIGH,,11,,560) Thanks for the heads up I’ll be back in a couple days @3YearLetterman]
[tweet: 1627084241485066241, from: @bjracing1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:14:47 (HIGH,0,,,138) He’s the worst]
[tweet: 1627034281129418752, from: @mahiarchipelago (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:56:16 (HIGH,,3,1,545) Imagine being a waterbed financier]
[tweet: 1627034801759825920, from: @tomsnrub (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:58:20 (HIGH,0,,,101) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627154979667451904, from: @gopatshoops (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:52 (HIGH,0,,,16) Well at least we finally know what Kurt meant by “put the biscuit in the basket”. Though the starvation metaphor wasn’t at all clear at the time.]
[tweet: 1627152558807568385, from: @ch0_______ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:46:15 (HIGH,0,,,21) We found yet another lane, it seems!  Gotta expand these highways to accommodate all this WIN]
[tweet: 1627057880670285824, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:30:02 (HIGH,0,,,494) I’m dern near in full death]
[tweet: 1627065584415543297, from: @dajerseyboy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:00:39 (HIGH,,6,1,572) Time to retire from social media, Coach. It can’t possibly get any better than this.]
[tweet: 1627067166288904192, from: @themolluskka (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:06:56 (HIGH,0,,,83) Hello other Calvin & Hobbes avatar]
[tweet: 1627125410671591425, from: @jbarnett68 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:58:23 (HIGH,0,,,49) There’s no stopping it now!]
[tweet: 1627056299287674884, from: @jayteegeee (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:23:45 (HIGH,,1,,446) We are soldiers in your army Coach.]
[tweet: 1627034144185389058, from: @the_walkersmith (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:55:43 (HIGH,,8,1,970) He is honestly so bad. This article couldn’t be more true.]
[tweet: 1627058134329221120, from: @drcaptainwenzel (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:31:03 (HIGH,0,,,108) “Ted”]
[tweet: 1627035661038411776, from: @madbomberhat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:01:45 (HIGH,0,,,508) LMAO]
[tweet: 1627065441716953099, from: @harrengwarding (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:00:05 (HIGH,,3,,433) TRUTH is a hard thing…]
[tweet: 1627065723536420864, from: @hdretrovision (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 02:01:12 (HIGH,,5,,874) RIP Kurt 1959-2023]
[tweet: 1627066119667466243, from: @rangermks (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:02:47 (HIGH,,9,,333) 30 year loan was a mistake.  I went with 15 years in mine and ended up paying it off early. Good feeling when I got that title from the bank.]
[tweet: 1627035619338895360, from: @waterbedc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:01:35 (HIGH,,24,1,1490) No fake news here]
[tweet: 1627035921878257664, from: @chainsawwade (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:02:47 (HIGH,,2,,210) Trooth]
[tweet: 1627043095367012353, from: @zombiewizard45 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:31:17 (HIGH,,8,1,419) It gets better, coach.]
[tweet: 1627067098819354627, from: @elfsraccoon (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:06:40 (HIGH,0,,,27) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627065563427246086, from: @ktm300_exc (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:00:34 (HIGH,,,1,162) Dang]
[tweet: 1627066067515490304, from: @inceptivei (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:02:34 (HIGH,,,1,38) Vandalism or truth…]
[tweet: 1627044813177774082, from: @reazlepuff (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 12:38:07 (HIGH,,15,1,1316) This is pure gold.]
[tweet: 1627086434539806720, from: @tstarkobvious (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:23:30 (HIGH,,1,,48) Fair to say he chose the thug life]
[tweet: 1627066005674688512, from: @jb0123wxyz (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:02:19 (HIGH,0,,,158) Kurt went delinquent on 8 straight payments]
[tweet: 1627094519295647750, from: @robert05torres (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:55:38 (HIGH,0,,,44) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627152459113144321, from: @samsquench22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:51 (LOW,,2,1,21) @PigeonForgeHOA you cannot miss this!]
[tweet: 1627161075736285184, from: @pigeonforgehoa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:20:06 (LOW,,1,,12) Kent is literally the worst person on earth]
[tweet: 1627040311355785216, from: @falconeddie1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:20:13 (LOW,,1,1,97) Kurt has a degree in animal husbandry They don't give rings for animal husbandry]
[tweet: 1627061387179749379, from: @chromium05 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:43:58 (LOW,0,,,14) Sounds illegal either way...]
[tweet: 1627066932368379904, from: @skodenbrah (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:06:00 (LOW,,3,,98) Whoever did this deserves a Gatorade bath]
[tweet: 1627067384510152705, from: @primebeef45 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:07:48 (LOW,0,,,45) Kieth is a known deadbeat]
[tweet: 1627065271503699972, from: @jonfw2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:59:24 (LOW,,1,,64) The best part is you know he’s losing his fucking mind over this.]

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IronGargoyle has 0 SEC championships and turns door handles with ease!
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30 year loan was a mistake.

I went with 15 years in mine and ended up paying it off early. Good feeling when I got that title from the bank.
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Kurt has a degree in animal husbandry
They don't give rings for animal husbandry
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He is honestly so bad. This article couldn’t be more true.
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Time to retire from social media, Coach. It can’t possibly get any better than this.
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Thanks for the heads up I’ll be back in a couple days @3YearLetterman
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Whoever did this deserves a Gatorade bath
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Oh Christ  
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Imagine being a waterbed financier 
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We found yet another lane, it seems!  Gotta expand these highways to accommodate all this WIN
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The best part is you know he’s losing his fucking mind over this.
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Kurt went delinquent on 8 straight payments
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Kent is literally the worst person on earth
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We are soldiers in your army Coach. 
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I’m dern near in full death
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Fair to say he chose the thug life
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No fake news here
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I am wheezing
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It gets better, coach.
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This is pure gold.
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Sounds illegal either way...
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Hello other Calvin & Hobbes avatar
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Trooth
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@PigeonForgeHOA you cannot miss this!
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RIP Kurt 1959-2023
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TRUTH is a hard thing…
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Dang 
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Kieth is a known deadbeat
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There’s no stopping it now!
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“Ted”
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He’s the worst
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LMAO
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 11:47:10: Oh Christ
Status Number of replies Available Suppressed Hidden
Normal 56 of 49 (reached end) 114% 14% 17%
Anomalous elevated replies:
  • [original: #16, ranking: #56, date: #41] From @in_cathie on 02/18/23 12:31:06
  • Damn they locked it now
    [original: #4, ranking: #45, date: #31] From @puma2289 on 02/18/23 12:01:25
  • Gold, Jerry! Gold!
    [original: #6, ranking: #41, date: #49] From @gunrwilson on 02/18/23 02:25:25
Anomalous suppressed/hidden replies:
  • Coach, you are the leader America needs right now. You have the power to take down the bankrupt rich and powerful weaklings who open doors with ease. You are the leader of men, women and youth football players. From this day, to the end of my days, I will follow you.
    [original: #52, ranking: #2, date: #50] From @mydepthlessgaze on 02/18/23 04:36:42
  • Beautiful
    [original: #53, ranking: #9, date: #4] From @md_something_ on 02/18/23 11:48:09
  • I almost feel sorry for Kurt. Twitter has broken his brain.
    [original: #56, ranking: #15, date: #8] From @voodoochild35 on 02/18/23 11:49:00
Other hidden replies:
  • Didn't you go to prom with him?
    [original: #47, ranking: #27, date: #9] From @bvtech on 02/18/23 11:49:06
  • #Stalker
    [original: #49, ranking: #30, date: #6] From @mavolity on 02/18/23 11:48:38
  • [original: #50, ranking: #39, date: #13] From @crimlawyer2 on 02/18/23 11:49:33
  • It’s better now
    [original: #51, ranking: #44, date: #15] From @jimhalpertplus on 02/18/23 11:49:40
  • [original: #48, ranking: #46, date: #38] From @oklahomadrills on 02/18/23 12:29:07
  • [original: #55, ranking: #49, date: #1] From @placeholder_handle on 12/31/69 04:00:00
  • [original: #54, ranking: #51, date: #14] From @7seasjimz on 02/18/23 11:49:34
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[tweet: 1627030369336713216, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:40:43 (HIGH,5,337,7,85112) Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …]
[tweet: 1627031993782353920, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:47:10 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Oh Christ]
[tweet: 1627033891537313792, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:54:43 (HIGH,91,2113,27,133863) I am wheezing]
[tweet: 1627035579497193473, from: @puma2289 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:01:25 (HIGH,,2,,982) Damn they locked it now]
[tweet: 1627042975112138753, from: @jlbucs (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:30:48 (HIGH,,2,,610) I hope it cites a reference to his relationship with Lord Maple Syrup]
[tweet: 1627071818237620226, from: @gunrwilson (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:25:25 (HIGH,,2,,152) Gold, Jerry! Gold!]
[tweet: 1627033881793921026, from: @grimphilo (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:54:40 (HIGH,,23,,1097) Not a single one, Kurt?]
[tweet: 1627032538668740609, from: @deethadeveloper (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:20 (HIGH,,15,1,1315) You’ve created your own Project Mayhem]
[tweet: 1627069797149347844, from: @juliettinkerbug (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:17:23 (HIGH,,3,,448) This is the best thing I have seen thus far this year. I am in awe.]
[tweet: 1627068514522767363, from: @drjohnwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:12:17 (HIGH,,3,,620) Damn, Coach. It's like you've got the entire Georgia front line downfield blocking. Championship rings for all!]
[tweet: 1627034711569702912, from: @frevertchris (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:57:58 (HIGH,,28,,1881) Opens doors with ease..,]
[tweet: 1627032740766928896, from: @styve145 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:08 (HIGH,,3,1,795) god bless the internetz]
[tweet: 1627055072835407872, from: @dgusmcsgt (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:18:53 (HIGH,,2,,122) They forgot to mention that he's never gotten a Gatorade bath in his life. Wikipedia needs to not alligator-arm the facts, Coach.]
[tweet: 1627159678995300353, from: @dadwhodads (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:14:33 (HIGH,0,,,70) That's glorious]
[tweet: 1627061411594801152, from: @cincynomad (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:44:04 (HIGH,0,,,279) insane how much makeup he has on in this picture]
[tweet: 1627043047975587841, from: @in_cathie (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:31:06 (HIGH,0,,,180) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627133789351583744, from: @heatheroleson1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:31:40 (HIGH,,1,,97) Wait, wtf?? The truth about Kurt made it to Wikipedia???]
[tweet: 1627042527286272001, from: @inthecheapseat1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:29:02 (HIGH,,3,,549) Worst, non SEC, back up, freshman, redshirt, transfer portal, punter ( on IR) in HISTORY.]
[tweet: 1627033483590922241, from: @juvenilebluster (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:53:05 (HIGH,,12,,1275) Wikipedia just giving the facts, Coach.]
[tweet: 1627152347645489153, from: @freckledrichard (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:25 (HIGH,,1,,224) This Wikipedia terrorism is just]
[tweet: 1627032544167464960, from: @presznchampion (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:21 (HIGH,1,2,1,2077) Oh Christ? You mean Paul Chryst?]
[tweet: 1627032922237837312, from: @verydadisms (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:52 (HIGH,,1,,277) Coach DOES like making unannounced visits up here to the South of the North...]
[tweet: 1627051677474865153, from: @anders750 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:05:23 (HIGH,0,,,279) It is all about the lack of an own waterbed.]
[tweet: 1627045517703409666, from: @inkywantachoke (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:40:55 (HIGH,,2,,430) Why did I have to see this in line at the post office]
[tweet: 1627033014084435968, from: @rhett0ric (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:51:14 (HIGH,,3,,1083) It’s also missing “And always finances his waterbed”.]
[tweet: 1627041125784784896, from: @ba6116 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:23:28 (HIGH,,1,,285) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627032282740703232, from: @jpod279 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:48:19 (HIGH,,6,,937) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627037463637295104, from: @inkywantachoke (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:08:54 (HIGH,,4,,501) I can die in peace now]
[tweet: 1627152214019182595, from: @andyserwin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:53 (HIGH,0,,,403) What is Lenny gonna say about you using the C word…..]
[tweet: 1627033532903063552, from: @max_boehler (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:53:17 (HIGH,1,75,,2620) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627032947512549377, from: @bobcole (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:58 (HIGH,,2,1,197) What’s funny is, this is factually correct and therefore should not be edited off the page…]
[tweet: 1627152906146250756, from: @ch0_______ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:47:38 (HIGH,0,,,13) My thoughts exactly]
[tweet: 1627041586734571520, from: @aquacatehs (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:25:17 (HIGH,,1,,512) I can’t even with his one]
[tweet: 1627032553382154240, from: @petegkelly (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:24 (HIGH,,47,,3183) Yessss]
[tweet: 1627032441671266304, from: @rob4apples (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:48:57 (HIGH,,9,1,911) Keith bobbed when he should have weaved]
[tweet: 1627034372569456640, from: @elt2jv_ssbn739 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:56:37 (HIGH,,1,,67) Who?]
[tweet: 1627033269035491330, from: @codydmeyer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:52:14 (HIGH,,9,,1682) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627054731658162176, from: @nschell1982 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:17:31 (HIGH,0,,,166) Guy sucks coach. He never had a real leader in his life. Born loser]
[tweet: 1627034127571484673, from: @musictheory_phd (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:55:39 (HIGH,,1,,444) Holy fuck they did it]
[tweet: 1627042714545180672, from: @vulcangod02 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:29:46 (HIGH,,2,,323) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627032771972702209, from: @jdflippintees (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:16 (HIGH,,1,,739) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627032876972916737, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:41 (HIGH,1,2,,361) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627037644332097536, from: @polkhigh4td (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:09:37 (HIGH,0,,,214) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627036735975874560, from: @magnumo28311564 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:06:01 (HIGH,0,,,181) Hes a Theo]
[tweet: 1627033532483641346, from: @jezmundberz (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:53:17 (HIGH,,3,,330) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627163162821664768, from: @vicvinces (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:28:23 (HIGH,0,,,12) He is 100 percent going to break something he owns out of anger when he reads it.]
[tweet: 1627032480858673155, from: @bvtech (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:06 (LOW,0,,,148) Didn't you go to prom with him?]
[tweet: 1627042549776134145, from: @oklahomadrills (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:29:07 (LOW,,3,,90) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627032360071106565, from: @mavolity (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:48:38 (LOW,0,,,169) #Stalker]
[tweet: 1627032593500897280, from: @crimlawyer2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:33 (LOW,,4,,137) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627032621875167235, from: @jimhalpertplus (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:40 (LOW,0,,,141) It’s better now]
[tweet: 1627104857546010624, from: @mydepthlessgaze (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:36:42 (LOW,0,,,22) Coach, you are the leader America needs right now. You have the power to take down the bankrupt rich and powerful weaklings who open doors with ease. You are the leader of men, women and youth football players. From this day, to the end of my days, I will follow you.]
[tweet: 1627032240726368256, from: @md_something_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:48:09 (LOW,,1,,353) Beautiful]
[tweet: 1627032596202000384, from: @7seasjimz (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:34 (LOW,0,,,137) [empty]]
[tweet: 0, from: @placeholder_handle (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (LOW,0,0,0,0) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627032453717327872, from: @voodoochild35 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:49:00 (ABUSIVE,,1,,128) I almost feel sorry for Kurt. Twitter has broken his brain.]

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Coach, you are the leader America needs right now. You have the power to take down the bankrupt rich and powerful weaklings who open doors with ease. You are the leader of men, women and youth football players. From this day, to the end of my days, I will follow you.
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Oh Christ? You mean Paul Chryst?
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Wikipedia just giving the facts, Coach.
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What’s funny is, this is factually correct and therefore should not be edited off the page…
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You’ve created your own Project Mayhem
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Damn, Coach. It's like you've got the entire Georgia front line downfield blocking. Championship rings for all!
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They forgot to mention that he's never gotten a Gatorade bath in his life. Wikipedia needs to not alligator-arm the facts, Coach.
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Beautiful 
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It’s also missing “And always finances his waterbed”.
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I hope it cites a reference to his relationship with Lord Maple Syrup 
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Keith bobbed when he should have weaved
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Coach DOES like making unannounced visits up here to the South of the North...
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Worst, non SEC, back up, freshman, redshirt, transfer portal, punter ( on IR) in HISTORY.
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I almost feel sorry for Kurt. Twitter has broken his brain.
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I am wheezing
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Wait, wtf?? The truth about Kurt made it to Wikipedia???
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This is the best thing I have seen thus far this year.
I am in awe.
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Guy sucks coach. He never had a real leader in his life. Born loser
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Why did I have to see this in line at the post office
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He is 100 percent going to break something he owns out of anger when he reads it.
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I can die in peace now
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insane how much makeup he has on in this picture
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Yessss
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It is all about the lack of an own waterbed.
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What is Lenny gonna say about you using the C word…..
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Didn't you go to prom with him?
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I can’t even with his one 
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god bless the internetz
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#Stalker
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Opens doors with ease..,
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Oh Christ  
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Not a single one, Kurt?
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This Wikipedia terrorism is just 
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That's glorious
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Gold, Jerry! Gold!
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My thoughts exactly
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It’s better now
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Damn they locked it now 
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Holy fuck they did it   
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Who?
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Hes a Theo 
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 11:40:43: Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …
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  • Tried...
    [original: #10, ranking: #7, date: #3] From @tomgoldstein on 02/18/23 11:43:19
  • Lolllll
    [original: #13, ranking: #9, date: #11] From @jimmyjames720 on 02/18/23 12:04:49
  • [original: #11, ranking: #10, date: #4] From @3yearletterman on 02/18/23 11:45:21
  • It's locked
    [original: #12, ranking: #13, date: #13] From @nagel79 on 02/18/23 05:03:58
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[tweet: 1627030369336713216, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:40:43 (HIGH,0,0,0,0) Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …]
[tweet: 1627031993782353920, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:47:10 (HIGH,65,2028,51,166983) Oh Christ]
[tweet: 1627033891537313792, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:54:43 (HIGH,91,2116,27,134156) I am wheezing]
[tweet: 1627036823351595008, from: @ma1arky (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:06:22 (HIGH,,3,,386) His apartment not only lacks a view of the parking lot, but is also not a corner unit]
[tweet: 0, from: @wsj (UNKNOWN) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,15,62,,1100320) Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.]
[tweet: 1627031793697460231, from: @jmorizwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:46:23 (HIGH,,8,1,904) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627031910018068483, from: @jmorizwagner (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:46:50 (HIGH,0,,,146) Got it just in time because it just got deleted.]
[tweet: 1627032755707207680, from: @srachac (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:50:12 (HIGH,1,9,,567) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627031669315174400, from: @renegadenole85 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:45:53 (HIGH,,2,,144) They dragged Rosanne, soooo…]
[tweet: 1627031024226955265, from: @tomgoldstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:43:19 (LOW,,20,1,441) Tried...]
[tweet: 1627031534946422784, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:45:21 (LOW,,8,,482) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627111719725039617, from: @nagel79 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:03:58 (LOW,0,,,22) It's locked]
[tweet: 1627036432782209025, from: @jimmyjames720 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:04:49 (LOW,,2,,168) Lolllll]

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Choose unbiased news. Get WSJ’s award-winning journalism with our Presidents Day sale.
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Perhaps Kurt’s Wikipedia page might get edited …
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His apartment not only lacks a view of the parking lot, but is also not a corner unit
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I am wheezing
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Oh Christ  
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Got it just in time because it just got deleted.
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Tried...
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They dragged Rosanne, soooo…
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Lolllll
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It's locked
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/18/23 06:08:39: This is some amazing teamwork by everyone #LarryDykstra
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  • [original: #7, ranking: #126, date: #94] From @illmatic808 on 02/18/23 09:56:26
  • [original: #39, ranking: #125, date: #87] From @srforms on 02/18/23 09:20:11
  • Was bound to happen
    [original: #6, ranking: #122, date: #129] From @smcinern on 02/18/23 08:10:11
  • This is next level
    [original: #10, ranking: #118, date: #109] From @ericofthehousee on 02/18/23 02:03:26
  • Never mess with the Coach
    [original: #31, ranking: #114, date: #89] From @avittiacharro on 02/18/23 09:29:52
  • [original: #13, ranking: #112, date: #7] From @grubberto on 02/18/23 06:12:47
  • Good. Golly.
    [original: #24, ranking: #108, date: #85] From @oversolly on 02/18/23 08:55:10
  • His page is locked now
    [original: #41, ranking: #105, date: #13] From @realunclebingo on 02/18/23 06:16:57
  • This is pure internet gold.
    [original: #22, ranking: #104, date: #78] From @albinomachina on 02/18/23 08:23:43
  • Teamwork makes the dream work
    [original: #37, ranking: #103, date: #100] From @ashevillecomics on 02/18/23 10:22:36
  • Goddamn. This is so beautiful.
    [original: #2, ranking: #95, date: #45] From @jthom7248 on 02/18/23 06:52:57
  • Even @scoopfurly13 has to acknowledge this
    [original: #16, ranking: #92, date: #54] From @smokin_steve_72 on 02/18/23 07:04:07
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  • I wish I could have contributed but I’m still banned from Wikipedia after the Lord Maple Leaf incident
    [original: #100, ranking: #8, date: #26] From @trevors82904018 on 02/18/23 06:28:30
  • Time to update the HOA website to show that Larry is banned
    [original: #113, ranking: #9, date: #2] From @pigeonforgehoa on 02/18/23 06:10:14
  • Some baseball players hit rock bottom when football took its place as America's pastime.
    [original: #93, ranking: #13, date: #8] From @2xpresidentford on 02/18/23 06:13:14
  • Let he among us that has not defaulted on a loan for a waterbed cast the first stone.
    [original: #105, ranking: #14, date: #6] From @davesinger24 on 02/18/23 06:12:08
  • This has that same feeling I had when General Schwarzkopf used to take the podium and describe the annihilation of Saddam’s defenses. Fvck, Lanny never had a prayer.
    [original: #127, ranking: #18, date: #27] From @matteodinero on 02/18/23 06:29:44
  • I had no idea Wikipedia banned people. But at least you paid that price doing God’s work.
    [original: #101, ranking: #21, date: #29] From @uncfinder on 02/18/23 06:30:05
  • Blocked, too, coach. I just petted a Bulldog and Lenny blocked me. He's still bitter over the 86 Mets losing the world series, and he's shorter than me by a lot, Napoleon Ice Cream complexes.
    [original: #115, ranking: #24, date: #88] From @dogedonutsfor on 02/18/23 09:20:14
  • Blocking the First Amendment. That’s some pure T Soviet Union shit right there.
    [original: #130, ranking: #26, date: #36] From @uncfinder on 02/18/23 06:36:56
  • Coach, suffice to say you’ve assembled the Swedish knife of a team amongst your followers.
    [original: #112, ranking: #27, date: #12] From @siredward121520 on 02/18/23 06:16:19
  • Coach in all seriousness, would you consider trials for your twitter followers in order to secure a spot in your football team?
    [original: #110, ranking: #30, date: #70] From @dontatmebruhdam on 02/18/23 08:06:02
  • Coach, ask chat GPT why Lenny’s waterbed was repossessed. You won’t be disappointed
    [original: #107, ranking: #32, date: #28] From @peytonmanthing0 on 02/18/23 06:30:00
  • This is the best part… I remember him from Real Sports. He once had a Maybach. Firs time I saw one; hell heard of it.
    [original: #111, ranking: #36, date: #99] From @heinushen on 02/18/23 10:14:08
  • Everyone needs to be aware that his daughter-in-law is a member of the Soprano Crime Family.
    [original: #99, ranking: #38, date: #119] From @froiland on 02/18/23 06:37:20
  • I missed the Beef O’Brady’s Tab. Pure gold.
    [original: #109, ranking: #41, date: #19] From @durdeninski on 02/18/23 06:20:25
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  • I have not been this proud since my son snotted that pussy QB in Pop Warner, literally in tears, great job team.
    [original: #126, ranking: #44, date: #93] From @kellyoleksak on 02/18/23 09:51:16
  • Wtf I got blocked by Lanny?1?1
    [original: #129, ranking: #53, date: #34] From @1staoutlet on 02/18/23 06:33:40
  • While Larry is probably close to right about you, I don’t care. Still funny.
    [original: #128, ranking: #57, date: #68] From @giantpoke on 02/18/23 07:57:24
  • Wikipedia has locked it down and deleted the edits
    [original: #118, ranking: #67, date: #66] From @krisdelay on 02/18/23 07:45:59
  • Coach, spring training can't come soon enough. You're losing it.
    [original: #125, ranking: #68, date: #117] From @md_something_ on 02/18/23 06:00:55
  • Oh this is Twitter and this is why I'm here.
    [original: #120, ranking: #85, date: #120] From @realdaveguy on 02/18/23 07:49:56
  • @3YearLetterman @LennyDykstra
    [original: #123, ranking: #100, date: #37] From @peytonmanthing0 on 02/18/23 06:39:42
  • @WaterbedC @chainsawwade
    [original: #124, ranking: #101, date: #39] From @uncfinder on 02/18/23 06:45:11
  • [original: #119, ranking: #119, date: #55] From @tattoo_harry on 02/18/23 07:08:12
  • [original: #121, ranking: #123, date: #122] From @realdaveguy on 02/18/23 07:54:31
  • WHO DID THIS
    [original: #122, ranking: #130, date: #127] From @prizesgames on 02/18/23 08:05:27
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[tweet: 1626955505426915329, from: @ga14outcast (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:43:14 (HIGH,,2,,301) That mediocre baseball career went down the drain with a few rants and some visits to Beef O’Bradys]
[tweet: 1626957948865093634, from: @jthom7248 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:52:57 (HIGH,0,,,296) Goddamn. This is so beautiful.]
[tweet: 0, from: @droneraceleague (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,13,129,4,1487982) From the track to the sky, who doesn’t love racing?   Experience the 2022-23 DRL @Algorand World Championship Season's #Miami30FLY race LIVE at @loanDepotpark on Feb 25.  Use code RACING for 2-for-1 tickets: http://bit.ly/3Cp6mSE?twclid=2-1vjkb1sjueq0opqpb2oceivbj  #fpv #drone #racing #motorsports]
[tweet: 1626957889096110081, from: @gregkeithdeal (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:52:42 (HIGH,0,,,140) I’m a bit late to this. Didn’t Benny tweet about his three-legged lawyer?]
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[tweet: 1627158580590673924, from: @smcinern (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:10:11 (HIGH,0,,,39) Was bound to happen]
[tweet: 1627004125056749569, from: @illmatic808 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:56:26 (HIGH,0,,,37) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626960200577036288, from: @imjdsharp (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:01:53 (HIGH,,1,,992) You might be the most insecure guy on the internet]
[tweet: 1626980705455710208, from: @billy_tyler_x (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:23:22 (HIGH,,2,,137) JD, You need to turn your laptop and tax returns over to coach so we can get some accountability. What do you have to hide?]
[tweet: 1627066283291467785, from: @ericofthehousee (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:03:26 (HIGH,0,,,49) This is next level]
[tweet: 1626949131255132163, from: @tonyposnanski (VERIFIED) on 02/18/23 06:17:54 (HIGH,,130,,5774) The Beef O’Bradys tab is epic.]
[tweet: 1626949422910173191, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:19:04 (HIGH,1,9,,610) That was the one that made me spit coffee.]
[tweet: 1626947844161564673, from: @grubberto (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:12:47 (HIGH,0,,,582) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626957557263912961, from: @bobbywws (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:51:23 (HIGH,0,,,679) Holy shit this is the gift that keeps on giving!]
[tweet: 1626960311029837826, from: @smokin_steve_72 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:02:20 (HIGH,,4,1,1365) He has one World Series ring with the Mets.   But zero SEC championships.   These are just facts.]
[tweet: 1626960761523240962, from: @smokin_steve_72 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:04:07 (HIGH,,1,1,238) Even @scoopfurly13 has to acknowledge this]
[tweet: 1626977196899201024, from: @crashmcdents (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:09:26 (HIGH,0,,,178) I'm not crying, it something in my eye, I swear.]
[tweet: 1626960358467330048, from: @theabidingbudda (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:02:31 (HIGH,15,499,12,76826) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627006308904755202, from: @ga14outcast (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:05:07 (HIGH,,8,,836) I’ve heard enough. I rescind my offer to serve the Dykstra family as guide to North Georgia. This includes a morning of gold panning in Dahlonega, followed by lunch at Beef O’Bradys, then a cool tubing run in Helen followed by dinner and beer at the Hofbrauhaus]
[tweet: 1627006350709469188, from: @cowboysnation (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:05:16 (HIGH,1,57,2,21365) Reading the revisions pages within Wikipedia is quite a sight to see]
[tweet: 1626953328688070658, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:34:35 (HIGH,1,25,,988) It’s hilarious that his Wiki page is locked. “We’ve taken strong action to ensure that Wikipedia shows only his TRUE history of crimes, jail time, and fraud. This ‘Beef O’Brady’s’ misinformation must stop.”]
[tweet: 1626980794425024520, from: @albinomachina (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:23:43 (HIGH,0,,,177) This is pure internet gold.]
[tweet: 1626949174804586498, from: @realabedrinkin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:18:05 (HIGH,0,,,220) Now THIS belongs in the TWITTER HOF]
[tweet: 1626988706811764737, from: @oversolly (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:55:10 (HIGH,0,,,78) Good.   Golly.]
[tweet: 1626962007433027591, from: @zink273 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:09:04 (HIGH,,5,,906) I am amazed that Wikipedia does not mention the bare spot on Larry’s living room floor where there is NOT a suit of armor.]
[tweet: 1626952932632543232, from: @jpod279 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:33:01 (HIGH,,1,,383) I think we have surpassed Lord Mapleleaf.]
[tweet: 1626978753640374273, from: @treechallah (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:15:37 (HIGH,,1,,295) larry, larry, larry….. some people just never learn coach.]
[tweet: 1626998015037788160, from: @amya1a (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:32:09 (HIGH,,6,,1133) I never thought you’d top the #LordMapleleaf saga, but this may have done it.]
[tweet: 1626981176580743168, from: @jeff_et_cetera (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:25:15 (HIGH,,8,,850) This just demonstrates how Coach is an incredible leader of men.]
[tweet: 1627158367113183234, from: @agill99 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:09:20 (HIGH,0,,,11) File under: generally, life ain't fair....but it is sometimes]
[tweet: 1626997439377944576, from: @avittiacharro (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:29:52 (HIGH,0,,,36) Never mess with the Coach]
[tweet: 1626949626581467136, from: @pauld30338 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:19:52 (HIGH,4,45,11,31087) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626952892258082818, from: @dennis_walls (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:32:51 (HIGH,,1,1,437) I read the whole thing looking for a reference to Coach…]
[tweet: 1626951038572851203, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:25:29 (HIGH,1,29,,671) I want to thank @BEEFOBRADY for banning Lonny Dykstra. When I’m paying to give my wife and 5 kids a luxury, sophisticated dining experience, I don’t need an old man raving about “the Jews” sitting at the next table.]
[tweet: 1627005945157939202, from: @chrislake808 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:03:40 (HIGH,,2,,338) Pretty awesome. He's the only person I know that has me blocked so if someone could please introduce Lanny to Nick Adams so we get a tirade on how Paul Hogan was really making fun of middle class Aussies and how Australia is controlled by secular Jews, I would be appreciative.]
[tweet: 1626964553773772802, from: @seansheffield5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:19:11 (HIGH,,1,,372) Damn, learned some new Louie facts today]
[tweet: 1627010712705835009, from: @ashevillecomics (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:22:36 (HIGH,0,,,87) Teamwork makes the dream work]
[tweet: 1626958467587100672, from: @droopy3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:55:00 (HIGH,,13,,1168) I wish I could have been there when Lanny saw his wiki page]
[tweet: 1626995004756426752, from: @srforms (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:20:11 (HIGH,0,,,92) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627076574993604610, from: @risksrewards (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:44:19 (HIGH,0,,,89) People are looking over at me in the gym because I keep laughing at this. Still am.  Thanks Coach!]
[tweet: 1626948889658986498, from: @realunclebingo (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:16:57 (HIGH,,1,,493) His page is locked now]
[tweet: 1626956795787845632, from: @andrewgraceffa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:48:22 (HIGH,0,,,696) A one-sided feud for the ages.]
[tweet: 1626964767138095110, from: @cowsinspace87 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:20:02 (HIGH,,35,1,2695) They locked the edit button]
[tweet: 1626987663151489025, from: @taoandrewone (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:51:01 (HIGH,,2,,184) The real page is much more horrifying than the fictional stuff.]
[tweet: 1627001164523765760, from: @stephencole541 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:44:40 (HIGH,,1,,199) I think it’s time for Kenny to take a break from the internet. Things haven’t been going well for him recently.]
[tweet: 1627077636383199234, from: @tylermelroe (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:48:32 (HIGH,0,,,105) Great content]
[tweet: 1626948475672834048, from: @pigeon4gechess (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:15:18 (HIGH,,11,,1066) Was also caught cheating at the 1995 PF International Chess Open]
[tweet: 1626948415304130561, from: @hanghalfa100 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:15:04 (HIGH,,1,1,1416) @ChanceFreeman4 it just keeps getting better.]
[tweet: 1626988177184391168, from: @chancefreeman4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:53:04 (HIGH,,1,,99) This might be nominated for fight if the century!!]
[tweet: 1626963856911106049, from: @bar_geddes (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:16:25 (HIGH,,3,,853) The last image of the AI chat might be the greatest thing ever.]
[tweet: 1626959096480931842, from: @mattabbott2298 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:57:30 (HIGH,,2,,497) I think it’s very clear that he did in fact finance his waterbed]
[tweet: 1626950426317795329, from: @kellyoleksak (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:23:03 (HIGH,,6,1,1199) I mean, how many of us can look back and see, with pinpoint accuracy, the point at which our lives turned to absolute, rock bottom, horseshit chaos? This whole saga has been a kindness when you stop to think about it. Again, thanks Coach.]
[tweet: 1626984480287215619, from: @gore_terence (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:38:22 (HIGH,,1,1,69) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626952577475657729, from: @dirtymikedidit (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:31:36 (HIGH,,3,,462) Good lord coach, your followers should be illegal.  Or National treasures.]
[tweet: 1627054536790790147, from: @vulcangod02 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:16:45 (HIGH,0,,,98) Lots of corner booths getting lifetime reservations after this]
[tweet: 1627005130749931521, from: @rufrider82 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:00:26 (HIGH,0,,,135) This is Jonestown level commitment. Incredibly impressive.]
[tweet: 1627056089392119808, from: @billcoo86354562 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:22:55 (HIGH,0,,,81) Sir Wincealot I believe, would be fitting.]
[tweet: 1626977314780205057, from: @j_cassettari (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:09:54 (HIGH,0,,,105) This is PRICELESS]
[tweet: 1627154768299786241, from: @p2danaher (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:55:02 (HIGH,,1,,22) Coach, I don’t know if you knew this, but @LennyDykstra has a ghost writer for his tweets.  That’s literally the equivalent of wearing a fake SEC championship ring.]
[tweet: 1627156981286076416, from: @zuknach (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:03:50 (HIGH,0,,,21) Awesome that you have successfully enlightened ChatGPT with this knowledge. This is next level.]
[tweet: 1627154313523998721, from: @thefontsavant (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:53:14 (HIGH,0,,,18) Poor Lonnie. Next thing you know, he'll be in the Applebee's Black Book too.]
[tweet: 1626963106051022848, from: @txlibertarian91 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:13:26 (HIGH,0,,,106) Omg chatgtp amazing]
[tweet: 1627112464679567363, from: @infracards (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:06:56 (HIGH,0,,,87) In reference to photo number 2. Mr Lonny is also banned from all Super 8 hotels in Sevier county Tennessee.]
[tweet: 1626947344964136966, from: @nictorian (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:10:48 (HIGH,0,,,900) So strong lol]
[tweet: 1627097539324379137, from: @ygvjigbh (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 04:07:38 (HIGH,,2,,132) The fact that his waterbed was repossessed on D Day is just]
[tweet: 1626948490285969410, from: @wick_n_wicker (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:15:21 (HIGH,,23,,1895) In the early days of Wankerpedia I listed myself as a 5 time Australasian Golden Gloves Champion! It lasted about a week But what a week...]
[tweet: 1626949259105824768, from: @euchre13 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:18:25 (HIGH,,5,1,279) Once the champ, always the champ though]
[tweet: 1626970356744433667, from: @sonarhack (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:42:15 (HIGH,0,,,299) ChatGPT in on it now!]
[tweet: 1626951350939537409, from: @ben_janacek (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:26:44 (HIGH,,79,,2757) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626960008297517058, from: @secretchipmunk7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:01:08 (HIGH,,5,1,713) I think he likes you Coach.  He didn't just stop at his Antisemitism but now he's on a homophobic rant.   He needs to get a job.]
[tweet: 1627000293673107457, from: @kellyoleksak (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:41:12 (HIGH,,1,,32) Speaking for the blocked legion, I'm on my knees, begging for screenshots.]
[tweet: 1626993977705594881, from: @nitsudkyos (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:16:07 (HIGH,0,,,170) Lololol.]
[tweet: 1626947489851928578, from: @firerepeat (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:11:23 (HIGH,,3,,1594) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627044559757918212, from: @jimmyttomlinson (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:37:06 (HIGH,0,,,60) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626972385336344577, from: @richmondwahoo (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:50:19 (HIGH,0,,,71) Well done, everyone.]
[tweet: 1626957517451321347, from: @secretchipmunk7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:51:14 (HIGH,0,,,502) Even I haven't been banned from Beef a Roni.]
[tweet: 1626970959348482048, from: @rizzo_franklin1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:44:39 (HIGH,0,,,157) Classic]
[tweet: 1626967524469252099, from: @buddhistape (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:31:00 (HIGH,0,,,100) Blahahaha]
[tweet: 1627125527395049473, from: @tweetgoodman (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:58:50 (HIGH,0,,,63) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627012648557744129, from: @america_dreamer (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:30:18 (HIGH,0,,,58) Larry FAFO]
[tweet: 1627024417443266560, from: @verdecncheese (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:17:04 (HIGH,0,,,63) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626979441652924416, from: @scoopfurly13 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:18:21 (HIGH,,1,,101) Has Coach flexed his VIP privileges at Dollywood about a ban for Larry for not enough championship rings?]
[tweet: 1626985225845702664, from: @dizzyonaball (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:41:20 (HIGH,1,4,,206) And legal precedent has established that any Wikidunking on Larry is likely true anyway.]
[tweet: 1626978288836173826, from: @ansonious (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:13:46 (HIGH,,1,,832) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627025485178732544, from: @friedsushitru (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:21:18 (HIGH,0,,,63) This saga hits harder than fentanyl]
[tweet: 1626958160513626112, from: @ghostoffranklin (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:53:47 (HIGH,0,,,255) I bet his cousin, @Denny_lykstra, has some good stories to tell.]
[tweet: 1626959916547309568, from: @chemainiac (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:00:46 (HIGH,0,,,324) Beef O’Brady’s from the top rope]
[tweet: 1627128079297531905, from: @chrisrogers07 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:08:59 (HIGH,0,,,42) Also, if you’re wondering about the real Lanny Dickstra, Chat GPT can help you out.]
[tweet: 1627083219614187520, from: @jarenhallbetter (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 03:10:43 (HIGH,,1,,50) His actual Wikipedia page is somehow worse]
[tweet: 1626983092635471872, from: @dperez0322 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:32:51 (HIGH,0,,,111) Lawrence is a menace to all that is good on the internet]
[tweet: 1626947468939378689, from: @harryangstrom5 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:11:18 (HIGH,0,,,381) Brilliance.]
[tweet: 1627035861367005186, from: @schnibbywhips (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:02:32 (HIGH,0,,,14) Larry lmfao]
[tweet: 1626947955465879553, from: @2xpresidentford (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:13:14 (HIGH,,13,,925) Some baseball players hit rock bottom when football took its place as America's pastime.]
[tweet: 1627058855510425605, from: @edbermac (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:33:55 (HIGH,0,,,12) I’m laughing at this even though I have absolutely no idea what it’s all about.]
[tweet: 1627159388099158016, from: @wotansson (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:13:23 (HIGH,0,,,31) This is awesome]
[tweet: 1626975721628356608, from: @gravyvampire305 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:03:34 (HIGH,0,,,103) Coach wondering who Jamie-Lynn Sigler is just like the rest of us]
[tweet: 1627080257529581568, from: @garthvader777 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 02:58:57 (HIGH,0,,,17) Not all heroes wear capes…]
[tweet: 1626951457835450368, from: @toreyfranks (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:27:09 (HIGH,0,,,211) “Seriously delinquent”]
[tweet: 1627135214722990080, from: @froiland (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:37:20 (HIGH,,2,,188) Everyone needs to be aware that his daughter-in-law is a member of the Soprano Crime Family.]
[tweet: 1626951799604125696, from: @trevors82904018 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:28:30 (HIGH,,34,,1902) I wish I could have contributed but I’m still banned from Wikipedia after the Lord Maple Leaf incident]
[tweet: 1626952195357671427, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:30:05 (HIGH,1,7,1,201) I had no idea Wikipedia banned people. But at least you paid that price doing God’s work.]
[tweet: 1626976619901472772, from: @steelers1288 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:07:08 (HIGH,0,,,70) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626968121033588737, from: @timjmb (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:33:22 (HIGH,0,,,57) you’re getting worse]
[tweet: 1626966527571374084, from: @thegoatsmaster (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:27:02 (HIGH,0,,,97) My fave Nails story….]
[tweet: 1626947678452998145, from: @davesinger24 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:12:08 (HIGH,,32,1,2050) Let he among us that has not defaulted on a loan for a waterbed cast the first stone.]
[tweet: 1626951220056281091, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:26:12 (HIGH,1,3,,107) [[[ casts first stone ]]]]
[tweet: 1626952173530537985, from: @peytonmanthing0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:30:00 (HIGH,0,,,353) Coach, ask chat GPT why Lenny’s waterbed was repossessed. You won’t be disappointed]
[tweet: 1627156681070084097, from: @bernardsull (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:02:38 (HIGH,,1,,13) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626949763408224257, from: @durdeninski (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:20:25 (HIGH,,10,,358) I missed the Beef O’Brady’s Tab. Pure gold.]
[tweet: 1626976341923975168, from: @dontatmebruhdam (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:06:02 (HIGH,0,,,64) Coach in all seriousness, would you consider trials for your twitter followers in order to secure a spot in your football team?]
[tweet: 1627008580367929344, from: @heinushen (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 10:14:08 (HIGH,,1,,176) This is the best part…   I remember him from Real Sports.  He once had a Maybach.  Firs time I saw one; hell heard of it.]
[tweet: 1626948729642049536, from: @siredward121520 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:16:19 (HIGH,,1,,384) Coach, suffice to say you’ve assembled the Swedish knife of a team amongst your followers.]
[tweet: 1626947201711865857, from: @pigeonforgehoa (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:10:14 (HIGH,,79,1,3317) Time to update the HOA website to show that Larry is banned]
[tweet: 1627155128892497923, from: @bernardsull (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:56:28 (HIGH,,2,,23) Larry financed the waterbed, confirmed]
[tweet: 1626995017100455936, from: @dogedonutsfor (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:20:14 (HIGH,0,,,77) Blocked, too, coach.  I just petted a Bulldog and Lenny blocked me.   He's still bitter over the 86 Mets losing the world series, and he's shorter than me by a lot,  Napoleon Ice Cream complexes.]
[tweet: 1626952985191362561, from: @mildewstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:33:13 (HIGH,0,,,166) [empty]]
[tweet: 1626950705444421633, from: @jarheadpete (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:24:10 (HIGH,,3,,232) There is no "I" in team, Coach. But there's a whole bunch in "Larry's a drug-addled clown."]
[tweet: 1626971295320506368, from: @krisdelay (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:45:59 (LOW,0,,,25) Wikipedia has locked it down and deleted the edits]
[tweet: 1626961788838240262, from: @tattoo_harry (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:08:12 (LOW,0,,,38) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627153484842778625, from: @realdaveguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:49:56 (LOW,0,,,4) Oh this is Twitter and this is why I'm here.]
[tweet: 1627154636363685888, from: @realdaveguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:54:31 (LOW,,1,,5) [empty]]
[tweet: 1627157390201090050, from: @prizesgames (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 08:05:27 (LOW,0,,,2) WHO DID THIS]
[tweet: 1626954617853452294, from: @peytonmanthing0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:39:42 (LOW,,2,1,92) @3YearLetterman @LennyDykstra]
[tweet: 1626955994059112448, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:45:11 (LOW,1,3,,38) @WaterbedC @chainsawwade]
[tweet: 1627126050055389187, from: @md_something_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:00:55 (LOW,0,,,10) Coach, spring training can't come soon enough. You're losing it.]
[tweet: 1627002826336395265, from: @kellyoleksak (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 09:51:16 (LOW,0,,,21) I have not been this proud since my son snotted that pussy QB in Pop Warner, literally in tears, great job team.]
[tweet: 1626952106333675520, from: @matteodinero (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:29:44 (LOW,,1,,90) This has that same feeling I had when General Schwarzkopf used to take the podium and describe the annihilation of Saddam’s defenses. Fvck, Lanny never had a prayer.]
[tweet: 1626974169450545152, from: @giantpoke (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:57:24 (LOW,0,,,29) While Larry is probably close to right about you, I don’t care. Still funny.]
[tweet: 1626953097040863232, from: @1staoutlet (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:33:40 (LOW,,,1,53) Wtf I got blocked by Lanny?1?1]
[tweet: 1626953921703837699, from: @uncfinder (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 06:36:56 (LOW,1,,,11) Blocking the First Amendment. That’s some pure T Soviet Union shit right there.]

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It’s hilarious that his Wiki page is locked. “We’ve taken strong action to ensure that Wikipedia shows only his TRUE history of crimes, jail time, and fraud. This ‘Beef O’Brady’s’ misinformation must stop.”
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I mean, how many of us can look back and see, with pinpoint accuracy, the point at which our lives turned to absolute, rock bottom, horseshit chaos?
This whole saga has been a kindness when you stop to think about it.
Again, thanks Coach.
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I want to thank @BEEFOBRADY for banning Lonny Dykstra. When I’m paying to give my wife and 5 kids a luxury, sophisticated dining experience, I don’t need an old man raving about “the Jews” sitting at the next table.
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I’ve heard enough. I rescind my offer to serve the Dykstra family as guide to North Georgia. This includes a morning of gold panning in Dahlonega, followed by lunch at Beef O’Bradys, then a cool tubing run in Helen followed by dinner and beer at the Hofbrauhaus
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Pretty awesome. He's the only person I know that has me blocked so if someone could please introduce Lanny to Nick Adams so we get a tirade on how Paul Hogan was really making fun of middle class Aussies and how Australia is controlled by secular Jews, I would be appreciative.
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In the early days of Wankerpedia I listed myself as a 5 time Australasian Golden Gloves Champion!
It lasted about a week
But what a week...
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I wish I could have contributed but I’m still banned from Wikipedia after the Lord Maple Leaf incident
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Time to update the HOA website to show that Larry is banned
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I think he likes you Coach.

He didn't just stop at his Antisemitism but now he's on a homophobic rant. 

He needs to get a job.
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I am amazed that Wikipedia does not mention the bare spot on Larry’s living room floor where there is NOT a suit of armor.
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Reading the revisions pages within Wikipedia is quite a sight to see
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Some baseball players hit rock bottom when football took its place as America's pastime.
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Let he among us that has not defaulted on a loan for a waterbed cast the first stone.
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And legal precedent has established that any Wikidunking on Larry is likely true anyway.
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Good lord coach, your followers should be illegal.  Or National treasures.
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Was also caught cheating at the 1995 PF International Chess Open
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This has that same feeling I had when General Schwarzkopf used to take the podium and describe the annihilation of Saddam’s defenses. Fvck, Lanny never had a prayer.
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This is Jonestown level commitment. Incredibly impressive.
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He has one World Series ring with the Mets. 

But zero SEC championships. 

These are just facts.
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I had no idea Wikipedia banned people. But at least you paid that price doing God’s work.
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I never thought you’d top the #LordMapleleaf saga, but this may have done it.
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This just demonstrates how Coach is an incredible leader of men.
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Blocked, too, coach.  I just petted a Bulldog and Lenny blocked me.   He's still bitter over the 86 Mets losing the world series, and he's shorter than me by a lot,  Napoleon Ice Cream complexes.
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The Beef O’Bradys tab is epic.
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Blocking the First Amendment. That’s some pure T Soviet Union shit right there.
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Coach, suffice to say you’ve assembled the Swedish knife of a team amongst your followers.
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JD, You need to turn your laptop and tax returns over to coach so we can get some accountability. What do you have to hide?
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Has Coach flexed his VIP privileges at Dollywood about a ban for Larry for not enough championship rings?
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Coach in all seriousness, would you consider trials for your twitter followers in order to secure a spot in your football team?
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I wish I could have been there when Lanny saw his wiki page 
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Coach, ask chat GPT why Lenny’s waterbed was repossessed. You won’t be disappointed
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I read the whole thing looking for a reference to Coach…
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That mediocre baseball career went down the drain with a few rants and some visits to Beef O’Bradys
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Coach, I don’t know if you knew this, but @LennyDykstra has a ghost writer for his tweets.  That’s literally the equivalent of wearing a fake SEC championship ring.
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This is the best part…   I remember him from Real Sports.  He once had a Maybach.  Firs time I saw one; hell heard of it.
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The real page is much more horrifying than the fictional stuff.
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Everyone needs to be aware that his daughter-in-law is a member of the Soprano Crime Family.
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Once the champ, always the champ though
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I think it’s time for Kenny to take a break from the internet. Things haven’t been going well for him recently.
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I missed the Beef O’Brady’s Tab. Pure gold.
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Awesome that you have successfully enlightened ChatGPT with this knowledge. This is next level.
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You might be the most insecure guy on the internet
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I have not been this proud since my son snotted that pussy QB in Pop Warner, literally in tears, great job team.
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There is no "I" in team, Coach. But there's a whole bunch in "Larry's a drug-addled clown."
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The last image of the AI chat might be the greatest thing ever.
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In reference to photo number 2. Mr Lonny is also banned from all Super 8 hotels in Sevier county Tennessee.
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That was the one that made me spit coffee.
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Blahahaha
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I think we have surpassed Lord Mapleleaf.
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The fact that his waterbed was repossessed on D Day is just
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I think it’s very clear that he did in fact finance his waterbed
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Wtf I got blocked by Lanny?1?1
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“Seriously delinquent” 
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Lots of corner booths getting lifetime reservations after this
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His actual Wikipedia page is somehow worse
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While Larry is probably close to right about you, I don’t care. Still funny.
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File under: generally, life ain't fair....but it is sometimes
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Speaking for the blocked legion, I'm on my knees, begging for screenshots.
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larry, larry, larry….. some people just never learn coach.
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People are looking over at me in the gym because I keep laughing at this. Still am.  Thanks Coach!
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Lawrence is a menace to all that is good on the internet
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I’m laughing at this even though I have absolutely no idea what it’s all about.
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Lololol.
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Coach wondering who Jamie-Lynn Sigler is just like the rest of us
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I’m a bit late to this. Didn’t Benny tweet about his three-legged lawyer?
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Wikipedia has locked it down and deleted the edits 
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Coach, spring training can't come soon enough. You're losing it.
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 Omg chatgtp amazing
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Also, if you’re wondering about the real Lanny Dickstra, Chat GPT can help you out.
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This might be nominated for fight if the century!!
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I'm not crying, it something in my eye, I swear.
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Holy shit this is the gift that keeps on giving!
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I bet his cousin, @Denny_lykstra, has some good stories to tell.
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Sir Wincealot I believe, would be fitting.
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This saga hits harder than fentanyl
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Damn, learned some new Louie facts today
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Now THIS belongs in the TWITTER HOF
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Brilliance.
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Poor Lonnie. Next thing you know, he'll be in the Applebee's Black Book too.
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Even I haven't been banned from Beef a Roni.
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A one-sided feud for the ages.
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Oh this is Twitter and this is why I'm here.
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They locked the edit button 
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Beef O’Brady’s from the top rope
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Well done, everyone.
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Larry financed the waterbed, confirmed
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Even @scoopfurly13 has to acknowledge this
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@ChanceFreeman4 it just keeps getting better.
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   Classic
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Goddamn. This is so beautiful.
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[[[ casts first stone ]]]
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Larry lmfao
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This is PRICELESS 
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@3YearLetterman @LennyDykstra
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@WaterbedC @chainsawwade
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 you’re getting worse
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Teamwork makes the dream work
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This is pure internet gold.
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His page is locked now
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This is awesome
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Good.   Golly.
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Great content
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So strong lol
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Larry FAFO
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Never mess with the Coach
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My fave Nails story….
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Not all heroes wear capes… 
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This is next level
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ChatGPT in on it now!
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Was bound to happen
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WHO DID THIS 
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@3yearletterman tweeted on 02/16/23 03:10:50: The final results are in after over 90,000 votes. This is absolutely remarkable.
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Anomalous elevated replies:
  • They didn't get a button...lol
    [original: #15, ranking: #201, date: #193] From @pir8flagsb on 02/17/23 03:31:02
  • I am a vegetarian.
    [original: #25, ranking: #190, date: #192] From @gnypeter on 02/17/23 03:14:10
  • Rigged
    [original: #13, ranking: #188, date: #16] From @hansoleimany on 02/16/23 03:12:52
  • This is beautiful
    [original: #32, ranking: #184, date: #145] From @charlie_s1mpson on 02/16/23 07:08:17
  • I'm a footballtarion so...
    [original: #16, ranking: #182, date: #161] From @gkflorida17 on 02/17/23 05:00:22
  • The silent majority
    [original: #51, ranking: #181, date: #152] From @dillznutz on 02/16/23 09:08:53
  • Uniting the country!
    [original: #27, ranking: #177, date: #127] From @jqfore4 on 02/16/23 05:53:52
  • Why no category for Unaffiliated?
    [original: #19, ranking: #173, date: #103] From @igolfdou on 02/16/23 05:02:32
  • Dykstra gonna be your running mate, coach?
    [original: #57, ranking: #166, date: #175] From @nightflyblog on 02/17/23 07:06:34
  • No it’s independcan not independcan’t
    [original: #66, ranking: #163, date: #96] From @ethan_d_603 on 02/16/23 04:45:56
  • You deserve a follow my man
    [original: #7, ranking: #160, date: #56] From @lanirefiti on 02/16/23 03:47:31
  • So at least 59% of people are halfway normal.
    [original: #12, ranking: #158, date: #50] From @billybob2shoes on 02/16/23 03:29:54
  • He's the coach we all knew growing up, at some point.
    [original: #31, ranking: #156, date: #115] From @jillanekent on 02/16/23 05:23:15
  • I don’t understand coach. Is this a new play?
    [original: #23, ranking: #155, date: #141] From @mattcor24517954 on 02/16/23 06:53:20
  • Coach, you built a 'team'. Only the best can do that.
    [original: #17, ranking: #152, date: #163] From @thenightsking2 on 02/17/23 05:11:36
  • You are officially The Great Uniter coach!!!
    [original: #20, ranking: #148, date: #182] From @irony_dies on 02/17/23 08:47:17
  • Why was Pizza Party not an option?
    [original: #39, ranking: #147, date: #165] From @kmcawsome on 02/17/23 05:56:52
  • I had no idea there are so many librarians, what have things come to?
    [original: #30, ranking: #145, date: #133] From @causticat1 on 02/16/23 06:05:07
  • Where is the line for Waterbed Financiers?
    [original: #55, ranking: #141, date: #179] From @artwellesley on 02/17/23 08:08:14
  • What do you think the dispersion of the 1986 Mets would be?
    [original: #64, ranking: #140, date: #104] From @theroyalpaladin on 02/16/23 05:02:38
  • At least no Commies replied, Coach
    [original: #14, ranking: #138, date: #84] From @s_pidgin on 02/16/23 04:28:47
  • Coach, maybe you should run for Prez since you unite all of us.
    [original: #54, ranking: #136, date: #74] From @trish_m_m on 02/16/23 04:12:19
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  • You transcend political parties and that's beautiful
    [original: #195, ranking: #9, date: #5] From @clairescar on 02/16/23 03:11:53
  • Mr. Letterman (if I may, "David"), 90,000 voters would not fill up the Big House in Columbus, Ohio, as they sang "Rocky Top" together, so I do not think this is a valid "survey."
    [original: #157, ranking: #11, date: #186] From @derektmuller on 02/17/23 09:51:22
  • The number of likes is 1492, the same number as the year President Benjamin Franklin wrote and signed the Declaration of Independence and the Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act, which was enacted to make the import of waterbeds from England so expensive no one could afford to finance them.
    [original: #182, ranking: #12, date: #97] From @blatantsockpupt on 02/16/23 04:46:04
  • Twitter uniting under the banner of devastating downfield blocks
    [original: #201, ranking: #13, date: #41] From @jass1stnamehugh on 02/16/23 03:21:09
  • Coach has single handedly won this country over! While the US has single handedly won every single war, Coach has literally brought us all together since the days of President Benjamin Franklin! Thank you Coach for Bipartisanship!
    [original: #140, ranking: #20, date: #49] From @jeffrocat on 02/16/23 03:28:19
  • not surprised to see so few librarians among your followers .
    [original: #153, ranking: #21, date: #15] From @moaningrepenta1 on 02/16/23 03:12:50
  • Lol at all the people who think they’re “independent”…. You guys fall in line when it comes time to vote
    [original: #159, ranking: #24, date: #12] From @tbrandall33 on 02/16/23 03:12:22
  • Who would have thought that the one thing that could bring us all together in these decisive times is an aversion to financing waterbeds? You would see a single tear falling from my eye if it weren’t completely obscured by my red iridium wraparound Oakleys.
    [original: #135, ranking: #25, date: #135] From @mrshaunrogers on 02/16/23 06:08:07
  • Oklahoma drills in the Beef O'Brady parking lot to decide the winner
    [original: #197, ranking: #27, date: #13] From @pastordiddler on 02/16/23 03:12:25
  • coach your emphasis on not financing waterbeds and timeshares bridges the gap across the political aisles
    [original: #148, ranking: #28, date: #35] From @theogtoaster on 02/16/23 03:19:38
  • Coach is the bipartisan leader we all need
    [original: #194, ranking: #29, date: #8] From @buriedlivingrl on 02/16/23 03:12:03
  • Considering it's rare to get above 2% in an election for a libertarian candidate, this is a HIGH concentration.
    [original: #154, ranking: #31, date: #29] From @gabrown4liberty on 02/16/23 03:17:00
  • Rigged. Southeastern unanimously throws the best parties
    [original: #163, ranking: #33, date: #11] From @acunashair21 on 02/16/23 03:12:17
  • Democrat, Republican, Independent, these things don't matter. What unites us is that we are all secretly Northeastern lawyers.
    [original: #167, ranking: #36, date: #77] From @humbleonion7 on 02/16/23 04:19:06
  • Coach I am proud to say I did not take part in this poll as I do not vote
    [original: #155, ranking: #42, date: #2] From @nochill_trav on 02/16/23 03:11:30
  • Ok nerd. Only voting we do is on who's buying the next round at Brady's
    [original: #160, ranking: #43, date: #40] From @coachcaption on 02/16/23 03:20:58
  • GA already cheats in elections so Coach can manipulate this into any direction he wants.
    [original: #161, ranking: #45, date: #33] From @dcusamano on 02/16/23 03:19:17
  • Everyone recognizes the importance of SEC Championships
    [original: #139, ranking: #46, date: #85] From @mkoreiwo on 02/16/23 04:29:30
  • Listen Indianapolis, you might have won the poll but you haven’t won a ring ever!
    [original: #168, ranking: #47, date: #21] From @ethan_d_603 on 02/16/23 03:13:39
  • Coach it doesn’t matter how dyslexic I am, you Sir are a untier. When life hands you melons you just keep going srtong. Coach 2204!!
    [original: #152, ranking: #48, date: #153] From @dcoopym on 02/16/23 09:41:26
  • Coach. I hope the former President & his buddy, The My Pillow guy, don’t see this. Tailgates this year will include hot wings, beer, & gallows poles. You’ll be lucky to make it to the team bus alive.
    [original: #149, ranking: #51, date: #174] From @jjmydland on 02/17/23 07:00:24
  • 3 Year Letterman is like Dolly Parton, Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. EVERYONE can agree they're pretty darned great!
    [original: #193, ranking: #52, date: #62] From @corgeousgeorge on 02/16/23 03:58:17
  • I think it’s safe to say everyone on the spectrum better watch out for a devastating blind side block.
    [original: #137, ranking: #54, date: #27] From @popsdawg1985 on 02/16/23 03:15:45
  • Librarianism is a made up philosophy anyways.
    [original: #196, ranking: #55, date: #26] From @davidbrianson on 02/16/23 03:15:32
  • It depends on whether the people that answered Libertarian are talking the party or the ideals. The Libertarian Party is just Republicans That Want To Legalize Pot.
    [original: #146, ranking: #56, date: #101] From @davsionnach on 02/16/23 05:01:11
  • Coach- The great unifier of Americans
    [original: #198, ranking: #57, date: #18] From @gonzohunter9 on 02/16/23 03:13:09
  • Apparently a large portion of the population is ready for some devastating downfield blocks
    [original: #185, ranking: #59, date: #124] From @earlmick3 on 02/16/23 05:45:33
  • Republicans will blame their loss on Libertarians
    [original: #156, ranking: #60, date: #120] From @glasskann0n on 02/16/23 05:28:35
  • First unanimous presidential victory since Ben Franklin confirmed.
    [original: #144, ranking: #62, date: #164] From @emmgrizzle on 02/17/23 05:56:46
  • It kind of is...we really can still unite for the right cause. Like, unlimited laser printer privileges. It's beautiful.
    [original: #136, ranking: #64, date: #122] From @chrispydoggy on 02/16/23 05:36:31
  • Coach is above politics. He will bring this country together.
    [original: #162, ranking: #67, date: #63] From @nrskim on 02/16/23 03:58:57
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[tweet: 1626358793859743751, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:07 (HIGH,6,635,72,141830) The Republicans entered the day tied 29-29 with the Democrats but lost a point to the Libertarians over the course of the day to finish just behind.]
[tweet: 1626415217243463681, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:56:19 (HIGH,66,2309,31,140190) I believe this poll confirms that I am the only presidential candidate in 2024 who can truly transcend party lines. What’s the one thing Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Joe Manchin, and Ron Paul can agree on? DVDs are an appreciating asset.]
[tweet: 1626586446512680962, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:16:44 (HIGH,110,1886,37,102080) I have street cred with all four categories:  Republicans: My youth football team has a robust defense   Democrats: I am liberal in dialing up blitzes on passing downs  Libertarians: The government has no authority to tell me how to coach my team  Independents: I don’t vote]
[tweet: 1626359152544038912, from: @ingelramdecoucy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:32 (HIGH,,66,,9460) Unclear what you’re doing that’s apparently repelling Libertarians, Coach]
[tweet: 1626661129870090252, from: @3yearletterman (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:13:29 (HIGH,,126,,3659) I actually think I have a very strong libertarian following. Many of them have become twitter friends as they respect my refusal to pay taxes]
[tweet: 0, from: @uscca (VERIFIED) on 12/31/69 04:00:00 (HIGH,276,989,49,656459) Travel safely with your 100% free Concealed Carry Map guide and discover where you can and can't go with your firearm.]
[tweet: 1626367704923000832, from: @lanirefiti (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:47:31 (HIGH,0,,,111) You deserve a follow my man]
[tweet: 1626369877438042113, from: @greg16676935420 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:56:09 (HIGH,2,696,18,29701) Coach you should be ashamed that 13% of your followers are librarians]
[tweet: 1626373767088984065, from: @dgusmcsgt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:11:37 (HIGH,,5,,451) Looks like Greg's dragging a few of you. Well played, Greg.]
[tweet: 1626376030129733632, from: @keith_dorschner (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:20:36 (HIGH,,,1,1861) A real coach can inspire even the feeblest of minds. Congrats!]
[tweet: 1626396546802630658, from: @jokitz119 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:42:08 (HIGH,0,,,33) When are you announcing your candidacy for President??]
[tweet: 1626363271535001602, from: @billybob2shoes (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:29:54 (HIGH,0,,,74) So at least 59% of people are halfway normal.]
[tweet: 1626358983144648704, from: @hansoleimany (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:52 (HIGH,0,,,56) Rigged]
[tweet: 1626378086244646917, from: @s_pidgin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:28:47 (HIGH,,,1,64) At least no Commies replied, Coach]
[tweet: 1626725941173944320, from: @pir8flagsb (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 03:31:02 (HIGH,0,,,5) They didn't get a button...lol]
[tweet: 1626567228261863426, from: @gkflorida17 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:00:22 (HIGH,0,,,6) I'm a footballtarion so...]
[tweet: 1626570055524786177, from: @thenightsking2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:11:36 (HIGH,0,,,18) Coach, you built a 'team'.   Only the best can do that.]
[tweet: 1626358747923902465, from: @geraldwhelan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:56 (HIGH,,1,,856) Chief, you're the one to bring us all together.]
[tweet: 1626386580125491201, from: @igolfdou (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:02:32 (HIGH,0,,,133) Why no category for Unaffiliated?]
[tweet: 1626624334578974730, from: @irony_dies (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:47:17 (HIGH,0,,,5) You are officially The Great Uniter coach!!!]
[tweet: 1626382135803232256, from: @sarahdi1010 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:44:52 (HIGH,,1,,335) Independent is just another word for non-voter.]
[tweet: 1626359385512464385, from: @orth_dustin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:14:28 (HIGH,,1,,338) Paying for a water bed in cash is a bipartisan issue]
[tweet: 1626414465880309763, from: @mattcor24517954 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:53:20 (HIGH,0,,,12) I don’t understand coach. Is this a new play?]
[tweet: 1626359218860331009, from: @rancenichols (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:48 (HIGH,,1,,92) Dems beat out the Repubs relief]
[tweet: 1626721699956948993, from: @gnypeter (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 03:14:10 (HIGH,0,,,3) I am a vegetarian.]
[tweet: 1626359126321397760, from: @j_keypooh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:26 (HIGH,,2,,979) The bipartisanship we need right now]
[tweet: 1626399501270323201, from: @jqfore4 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:53:52 (HIGH,0,,,6) Uniting the country!]
[tweet: 1626380266628431877, from: @mongotooz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:37:26 (HIGH,,6,,264) I think this means you could be our next President! A waterbed in every home, as your campaign slogan. You'll have to support both gas and electric heating though.]
[tweet: 1626365709646176256, from: @craftistthe (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:39:36 (HIGH,,1,,165) We can all agree that Coach is a world beating thinker.]
[tweet: 1626402329539801088, from: @causticat1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:05:07 (HIGH,0,,,51) I had no idea there are so many librarians, what have things come to?]
[tweet: 1626391794073190402, from: @jillanekent (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:23:15 (HIGH,0,,,129) He's the coach we all knew growing up, at some point.]
[tweet: 1626418227575136256, from: @charlie_s1mpson (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:08:17 (HIGH,0,,,41) This is beautiful]
[tweet: 1626371695744372736, from: @corgeousgeorge (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:03:23 (HIGH,,13,1,848) Coach for Pres and Dolly Parton for VP! An unbeatable ticket of likability and fantastic quotes!]
[tweet: 1626402670696169474, from: @krisp_rat (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:06:28 (HIGH,,3,1,87) The road to the Oval Office goes through Pigeon Forge]
[tweet: 1626370801883660290, from: @corgeousgeorge (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:59:50 (HIGH,0,,,265) Goes to show that Waterbeds bring people together... by way of momentum.]
[tweet: 1626393025604616193, from: @lastpatriot11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:28:08 (HIGH,0,,,24) Everyone is equally jealous of all those youth football championship rings.]
[tweet: 1627147994087796736, from: @fordoskar (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 07:28:07 (HIGH,0,,,1) Independents just people lying to themselves.]
[tweet: 1626371041428750344, from: @rossfondren (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:47 (HIGH,,1,,148) Coach, I fully support and endorse your campaign for POTUS]
[tweet: 1626581450769436672, from: @kmcawsome (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:56:52 (HIGH,,5,,391) Why was Pizza Party not an option?]
[tweet: 1626595723906265090, from: @nwblouin (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:53:35 (HIGH,0,,,83) Me: "2023 must start getting back to normal" *3 year letterman provides compelling sociological information in February*]
[tweet: 1626368168842100743, from: @elizmanresa (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:49:22 (HIGH,,9,1,692) Coach buying the world a Coke]
[tweet: 1626386405558521856, from: @phlconservative (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:01:50 (HIGH,,35,1,1159) Doing God’s work on a daily basis, Coach.]
[tweet: 1626404271217430529, from: @ozlowe_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:12:50 (HIGH,,5,,3502) i think independent should have been mixed up.  that also included 'other' in my opinion.   I'm not an independent, I'm the last Whig.   Love me some Zachary Taylor.]
[tweet: 1626376300842848256, from: @da_zin_guy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:21:41 (HIGH,1,49,11,1666) an independent is just a Democrat whose parents paid for their waterbed  a libertarian is just a Republican who got his girlfriend an abortion]
[tweet: 1626361299885260801, from: @avoid_theclap (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:22:04 (HIGH,,17,,1351) With your platform and ability to bridge the partisan divide, you should run for President.   You might even surpass Benjamin Franklin.]
[tweet: 1626361509508009984, from: @stevencalcutt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:22:54 (HIGH,8,385,4,7672) people with multiple masters degrees and PhD's have been trying to figure out how to unify the populace like this for decades. this solidifies that an hour in the weight room is more valuable than a lifetime in the classroom.]
[tweet: 1626377255520768003, from: @thejoebryan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:25:29 (HIGH,,63,,2918) This poll only furthers my point. If @3YearLetterman were to run for President in 2024, he could potentially become the first unanimous president in United States history. Receive 100% popular vote. Considering there have been over 500 US presidents, this would be impressive.]
[tweet: 1626379053711097857, from: @notcherbeeswax (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:32:37 (HIGH,,9,,433) Gas up the Taurus.  Mr. Coach goes to Washington.]
[tweet: 1626362871683727363, from: @jasonjordan2814 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:28:19 (HIGH,,297,,8929) I vote “Independent,” since I paid for my waterbed outright. I’m not dependent on anyone.]
[tweet: 1627122835272392707, from: @usconst_amend_i (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:48:09 (HIGH,,43,,2974) Pretty good for a 3 inch lawyerman]
[tweet: 1626448576778731523, from: @dillznutz (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:08:53 (HIGH,0,,,10) The silent majority]
[tweet: 1626386221134974978, from: @renattaoxendine (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:01:06 (HIGH,,1,1,1967) Too late to vote, but I’m a registered Republican with libertarian leanings.]
[tweet: 1626557673469624321, from: @albuquerquesag (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 04:22:23 (HIGH,,1,1,71) Just say you're a republican that doesn't want to say they are a republican lol]
[tweet: 1626373944738447360, from: @trish_m_m (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:12:19 (HIGH,,1,,41) Coach, maybe you should run for Prez since you unite all of us.]
[tweet: 1626614509539581952, from: @artwellesley (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:08:14 (HIGH,0,,,7) Where is the line for Waterbed Financiers?]
[tweet: 1626429480200818688, from: @kobie173 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:53:00 (HIGH,0,,,41) I get your schtick, but self-selected polls are not even remotely accurate]
[tweet: 1626598991394746368, from: @nightflyblog (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:06:34 (HIGH,0,,,26) Dykstra gonna be your running mate, coach?]
[tweet: 1626592721443102726, from: @gregjacks3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:41:40 (HIGH,0,,,13) Only YOU, @3YearLetterman have the power to make Benjamin Franklin our 2nd Greatest President ever!]
[tweet: 1626359296274341889, from: @eshgreeka007 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:14:07 (HIGH,,3,,388) 3YLM FTW.  Presidential slogan, Make America Laugh Again.  Well done on bringing all types together.]
[tweet: 1626630625779122185, from: @headasploding (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:12:17 (HIGH,,3,,127) Coach I was an Independent in the 1970s and 1980s, but as the landscape changed, I had to adapt, so I joined a major conference.]
[tweet: 1626615703783473152, from: @moosic11 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:12:59 (HIGH,0,,,8) Coach - FYI I voted 89,000 times. Apologies.]
[tweet: 1626392535684857857, from: @joecat6 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:26:12 (HIGH,,1,,355) I thought it was a trick question because it takes away from time in the weight room.]
[tweet: 1626513622418563074, from: @somerndmguyut (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:27:21 (HIGH,,1,,270) Not remarkable at all. The 35% of us in the middle know e we are being held hostage by far right and far left.  And both parties are being held hostage by their own extreme elements.    Not surprising at all.]
[tweet: 1626386606927015936, from: @theroyalpaladin (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:02:38 (HIGH,0,,,144) What do you think the dispersion of the 1986 Mets would be?]
[tweet: 1626362391993745408, from: @jon_christian (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 03:26:25 (HIGH,,17,,12379) delete this and try again, sir... it's spelled "independANT"]
[tweet: 1626382405090086914, from: @ethan_d_603 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:45:56 (HIGH,,3,,575) No it’s independcan not independcan’t]
[tweet: 1626378823120846852, from: @cecilsmith24 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:31:42 (HIGH,0,,,112) Wait coach is an independent? I guess that checks out.]
[tweet: 1626391356145823744, from: @bizcayne59 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:21:30 (HIGH,,,1,152) Coach, my vote has been subjigated since I couldn’t right in.]
[tweet: 1626360840591970304, from: @masterjedi1971 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:15 (HIGH,,1,,37) All are SEC fans. Regardless of religion.]
[tweet: 1626367171109462016, from: @doctor481 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:45:24 (HIGH,0,,,261) Mr President Letterman should follow in Ben Franklin’s footsteps]
[tweet: 1626552532515409922, from: @invkoalabooks (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 04:01:58 (HIGH,0,,,23) Coach, how did Lanny vote?]
[tweet: 1626461508283817985, from: @mkray22 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:00:16 (HIGH,0,,,8) You forgot "Waterbed Financing Economists"]
[tweet: 1626376693219835906, from: @z_bobby1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:23:14 (HIGH,0,,,869) Coach, how’d you vote?]
[tweet: 1626377415726440450, from: @hondo320f16 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:26:07 (HIGH,0,,,48) SEC Fottball knows no boundaries...much like the expertise of Ben Franklin.]
[tweet: 1626400781464117249, from: @speed_dmon (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:58:58 (HIGH,0,,,97) You’re the only one who can unite us Coach. Time to make that Presidential run.]
[tweet: 1626713323042639873, from: @eacretsilas (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 02:40:53 (HIGH,0,,,3) Coach 2024]
[tweet: 1626380563601842180, from: @mackie1181 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:37 (HIGH,0,,,4) Dems cheated somehow]
[tweet: 1626426473497169920, from: @grefle67 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:41:03 (HIGH,0,,,23) Coach, you are a uniter not a divider. Had to have a winner. No ties allowed!]
[tweet: 1626372353411190788, from: @jaco_dou (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:06:00 (HIGH,0,,,278) Would not have guessed that -  very cool.  What would be equally interesting is determining the breakdown of independents and who they used to align with (D or R).]
[tweet: 1626388229833297924, from: @maynardmtnman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:09:05 (HIGH,0,,,97) What does #LarryDykstra think about these results?]
[tweet: 1626386720198479872, from: @zarashepherd9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:03:05 (HIGH,0,,,11) SEC unites the nation, again.]
[tweet: 1626582155437670401, from: @indyfordfan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:59:40 (HIGH,0,,,5) I think the libertarians are lying and saying they are republican.]
[tweet: 1626433147318505474, from: @drewgallagher7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 08:07:34 (HIGH,0,,,16) Its surprising to see how many Librarians follow you considering your brilliant plan to eliminate libraries]
[tweet: 1626602571195379713, from: @blactopus (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:20:48 (HIGH,0,,,3) 98% of those “independents” are lying.]
[tweet: 1627025224523739136, from: @ukbound2022 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:20:16 (HIGH,0,,,2) Should have had an "unaffiliated" category.]
[tweet: 1626375437755510785, from: @veritasvivi6 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:18:15 (HIGH,,1,,14) WOW! You've gotta run on a "Unify America" ticket.]
[tweet: 1626388315086651392, from: @k1mibear (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:09:25 (HIGH,0,,,30) The great unifyer....minus the Libertarians. They don't count.]
[tweet: 1626368966087282688, from: @brendan024 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:52:32 (HIGH,0,,,77) Would’ve expected more people to identify as a time share in Pigeon Forge]
[tweet: 1626446557238247424, from: @the_trentnado (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:00:51 (HIGH,0,,,43) Ahh yes the Libertarians, in a very distant last place as per usual]
[tweet: 1626358772145717248, from: @aggie_hood (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:02 (HIGH,,6,1,847) Your followers are a perfect distribution of the US political spread.]
[tweet: 1626360645460406273, from: @00kik (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:19:28 (HIGH,,1,,209) What a blinkered and isolationist post. Believing the centre of the world and universe is solely the US of A is exactly the opposite of what Coach is trying to preach. He (or she) is an internationalist spreading love and acceptance of all (incl. non contact sports)  from]
[tweet: 1627025464211521538, from: @coker802 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 11:21:13 (HIGH,0,,,6) That really is pretty astounding lol]
[tweet: 1627044982367604737, from: @randomrants2 (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 12:38:47 (HIGH,0,,,7) I think the republicans don't realize you're a parody account though....]
[tweet: 1626586934838697985, from: @totally_brandon (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:18:40 (HIGH,0,,,27) Most balanced follower distribution on all of Twitter, perhaps?]
[tweet: 1626392947288690688, from: @grimlock1974 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:27:50 (HIGH,,1,,50) Just goes to show winning appeals to everyone.]
[tweet: 1626405948192436224, from: @pboonzaier (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:19:29 (HIGH,0,,,19) That's a diverse crowd]
[tweet: 1626361920402993157, from: @iowegun (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:24:32 (HIGH,0,,,279) Honor to meet you Mr. President Elect!]
[tweet: 1626386733146284032, from: @nofpplus (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:03:08 (HIGH,,1,,75) If “Church of Bear Bryant” was an option Coach, it would have won in a landslide.]
[tweet: 1627050327542476802, from: @gr88fuldead (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 01:00:01 (HIGH,0,,,3) Of course the librarians are last place...]
[tweet: 1626385594740883456, from: @mdkibler (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:58:37 (HIGH,0,,,162) I’d like to see the pole rerun but including the SEC Party this time.]
[tweet: 1626631550484742163, from: @dearestmomma1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 09:15:57 (HIGH,,2,,238) I forgot to vote Republican.  My vote would have made it 29% Republican.  28% + 1 = 29%.  What are the odds of a tie like that?]
[tweet: 1626358682899324934, from: @drspadafora (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:40 (HIGH,0,,,5244) Nearly perfect.]
[tweet: 1626364469164089344, from: @mike_louison (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:34:40 (HIGH,0,,,749) Coach is the one entity that unites us all.]
[tweet: 1626358805591371776, from: @notp06uer (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:10 (HIGH,,3,,174) Americas coach]
[tweet: 1626380057005506560, from: @holmantravel (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:36:36 (HIGH,,1,,1678) Us Libertarians had a late surge. cool]
[tweet: 1626386885953359874, from: @smahrle (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:03:45 (HIGH,,1,,235) If there is one thing that should unite us as a country it is the fact that the SEC is far greater then the English Premier League]
[tweet: 1626359762127405057, from: @bstoff350 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:15:58 (HIGH,,2,,794) We all just want to follow strong leadership]
[tweet: 1626370840706031616, from: @jayteegeee (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:59:59 (HIGH,,10,1,585) Republicans were winning until the middle of the night and then suddenly Independents got a bunch of votes dumped. Seems fishy. Gonna need to see cell phone data]
[tweet: 1626358730202976257, from: @tmoneybeats_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:52 (HIGH,1,81,2,3668) Coach, I’m disappointed that you omitted the greatest and longest standing political party in American history, The Whigs, from this poll.]
[tweet: 1626359040337903619, from: @doakenstein (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:06 (HIGH,,5,,351) No Bull Meeses, either]
[tweet: 1626402079756394496, from: @hearstythirsty (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:04:07 (HIGH,0,,,88) You’re a man of the people, Coach]
[tweet: 1626582319829254144, from: @jrainfromal (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:00:20 (HIGH,0,,,80) It's time to let another candidate on the debate floor. Period]
[tweet: 1626360902361522179, from: @michaelscarn711 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:30 (HIGH,0,,,324) The only votes i cast are for team captain and for which freshman get wedgies]
[tweet: 1626371822336835585, from: @heatheroleson1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:03:53 (HIGH,0,,,27) Waterbeds and cheap cars are apolitical]
[tweet: 1626400273731309568, from: @biopolitix (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:56:56 (HIGH,0,,,44) Coach I’m a member of the Andrew wk party]
[tweet: 1626406428012429312, from: @jrghodgins (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:21:24 (HIGH,0,,,24) A landslide]
[tweet: 1626611036475490305, from: @nialmaloney (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:54:26 (HIGH,0,,,11) This definitively proves that you are a truly nonpartisan whatever it is you are!]
[tweet: 1626364833846132740, from: @packerfanbud (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:36:07 (HIGH,,1,,152) This seals it....coach for President!]
[tweet: 1626371004409827328, from: @atypicalcarl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:00:38 (HIGH,,5,,191) There would have been more libertarians, but you timed your poll right around the release of the new Cat Fancy magazine.]
[tweet: 1626419272061751297, from: @oscaolmo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:12:26 (HIGH,,1,,24) Are you sure they didn't just troll you as you've done to everybody else]
[tweet: 1626358971303952387, from: @lawyerbob77007 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:49 (HIGH,,6,,486) You can’t get that kind of nonpartisan agreement on fried chicken.]
[tweet: 1626359202976530432, from: @itsrobbeales (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:44 (HIGH,0,,,493) 3:1 Conservatives to Liberals]
[tweet: 1626360854508871681, from: @gardengn0me (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:18 (HIGH,,4,1,217) Where are you getting that? Independent is not a euphemism for conservative.]
[tweet: 1626389943080591360, from: @calebgwebb (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:15:53 (HIGH,,9,1,916) Nearly 92,000 people admitting that they waste time on politics rather than spending that time productively studying Bill Walsh’s West Coast offense.]
[tweet: 1626408632039383041, from: @thnderfromdown_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:30:09 (HIGH,,1,,48) To be fair, Bill Walsh's West Coast offense touches just about everything.]
[tweet: 1626381801404125184, from: @benchiarelli (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:43:32 (HIGH,,2,1,1273) Americans always unite around football, classy cuisine, exotic vacations, and our shared history  That is what you give the people]
[tweet: 1626589104942235653, from: @thenovanglus (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:27:17 (HIGH,0,,,28) I think there was a late night poll dump from Gatlinburg by the Bay, better known as Fisherman’s Warf in San Fran.  Between the rise of Helen, GA and Gatlinburg, TN, they know their time as premier tourist trap has come to an end.  Just pure hate votes intended to tip the scales.]
[tweet: 1626389948126445568, from: @gatorsrule09 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:15:55 (HIGH,,1,,163) People from all walks of life get on board when they hear the words, "beef fed beef". They know a winner when they see it.]
[tweet: 1626380583759753218, from: @40acresbuilt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:38:42 (HIGH,0,,,58) Meh… #BothTribesSuck]
[tweet: 1626374794005430277, from: @cringelib (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:15:42 (HIGH,0,,,20) Democrat 3YL fans rise up]
[tweet: 1626417444985229312, from: @cmrump (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:05:10 (HIGH,0,,,31) So it's Independents vs Democrats in the championship?]
[tweet: 1626377905486938118, from: @jkjohnson1969 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:28:03 (HIGH,,11,1,1241) I'm a political junkie. This is a really good poll and shows why our national elections have been so close. @3YearLetterman truly is a man of the people, all of us. Congratulations.]
[tweet: 1626360290156707847, from: @millebrando (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:18:04 (HIGH,,189,1,3453) President Franklin would be proud to see democracy still works 300 years after he invented it.]
[tweet: 1626370305462530053, from: @meghann_mt (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 03:57:51 (HIGH,1,97,1,14490) A man of the people.]
[tweet: 1626403087060541440, from: @mrshaunrogers (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:08:07 (HIGH,,2,,253) Who would have thought that the one thing that could bring us all together in these decisive times is an aversion to financing waterbeds?  You would see a single tear falling from my eye if it weren’t completely obscured by my red iridium wraparound Oakleys.]
[tweet: 1626395135453057024, from: @chrispydoggy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:36:31 (HIGH,0,,,28) It kind of is...we really can still unite for the right cause. Like, unlimited laser printer privileges. It's beautiful.]
[tweet: 1626359707886657536, from: @popsdawg1985 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:15:45 (HIGH,,2,,284) I think it’s safe to say everyone on the spectrum better watch out for a devastating blind side block.]
[tweet: 1626402260724113409, from: @slchandyman (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:04:50 (HIGH,0,,,22) The great unifier.]
[tweet: 1626378266515841024, from: @mkoreiwo (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:29:30 (HIGH,,1,,413) Everyone recognizes the importance of SEC Championships]
[tweet: 1626362869297328128, from: @jeffrocat (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:28:19 (HIGH,,3,,395) Coach has single handedly won this country over! While the US has single handedly won every single war, Coach has literally brought us all together since the days of President Benjamin Franklin! Thank you Coach for Bipartisanship!]
[tweet: 1626393530317897730, from: @thejpscott (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:30:09 (HIGH,,18,,3950) Coach, you are a uniter]
[tweet: 1626398573217579008, from: @therealrustys (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:50:11 (HIGH,0,,,27) Who won the Electoral College?]
[tweet: 1626381038317604864, from: @trojanandy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:40:30 (HIGH,0,,,29) Clearly waterbed financing is a non-partisan issue.]
[tweet: 1626581425708486657, from: @emmgrizzle (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:56:46 (HIGH,0,,,35) First unanimous presidential victory since Ben Franklin confirmed.]
[tweet: 1626417012124577793, from: @deafblindguy (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 07:03:27 (HIGH,0,,,66) SEC championships are uniting coach]
[tweet: 1626386243872227328, from: @davsionnach (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:01:11 (HIGH,0,,,107) It depends on whether the people that answered Libertarian are talking the party or the ideals.  The Libertarian Party is just Republicans That Want To Legalize Pot.]
[tweet: 1627123575999156227, from: @tjmcchristian (UNKNOWN) on 02/18/23 05:51:05 (HIGH,0,,,3) Probably not the uniter we need. But definitely seems like the one we deserve.]
[tweet: 1626360685524312065, from: @theogtoaster (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:19:38 (HIGH,,8,,560) coach your emphasis on not financing waterbeds and timeshares bridges the gap across the political aisles]
[tweet: 1626597439162707973, from: @jjmydland (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:00:24 (HIGH,0,,,45) Coach. I hope the former President & his buddy, The My Pillow guy, don’t see this. Tailgates this year will include hot wings, beer, & gallows poles. You’ll be lucky to make it to the team bus alive.]
[tweet: 1626569434415464449, from: @old_newspaper (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:09:08 (HIGH,0,,,102) You’re a true man of the people, Coach.]
[tweet: 1626750116450209792, from: @helmmee (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 05:07:05 (HIGH,0,,,2) I think I love you Coach!]
[tweet: 1626456770360098816, from: @dcoopym (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 09:41:26 (HIGH,1,7,1,248) Coach it doesn’t matter how dyslexic I am, you Sir are a untier.  When life hands you melons you just keep going srtong. Coach 2204!!]
[tweet: 1626358972809728001, from: @moaningrepenta1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:50 (HIGH,,94,,3184) not surprised to see so few librarians among your followers .]
[tweet: 1626360023185248256, from: @gabrown4liberty (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:17:00 (HIGH,,7,1,798) Considering it's rare to get above 2% in an election for a libertarian candidate, this is a HIGH concentration.]
[tweet: 1626358640230670336, from: @nochill_trav (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:30 (HIGH,,153,,3026) Coach I am proud to say I did not take part in this poll as I do not vote]
[tweet: 1626393138276302850, from: @glasskann0n (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:28:35 (HIGH,,,1,34) Republicans will blame their loss on Libertarians]
[tweet: 1626640460709040145, from: @derektmuller (VERIFIED) on 02/17/23 09:51:22 (HIGH,,9,,2551) Mr. Letterman (if I may, "David"), 90,000 voters would not fill up the Big House in Columbus, Ohio, as they sang "Rocky Top" together, so I do not think this is a valid "survey."]
[tweet: 1626645074690904073, from: @lwhensler3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 10:09:42 (HIGH,,3,1,290) SEC championship trophies in Columbus, Ohio = 0. *drops mic*]
[tweet: 1626358857634127872, from: @tbrandall33 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:22 (HIGH,1,36,24,3911) Lol at all the people who think they’re “independent”…. You guys fall in line when it comes time to vote]
[tweet: 1626361021152518146, from: @coachcaption (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:58 (HIGH,,88,1,835) Ok nerd. Only voting we do is on who's buying the next round at Brady's]
[tweet: 1626360598299639809, from: @dcusamano (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:19:17 (HIGH,,2,1,505) GA already cheats in elections so Coach can manipulate this into any direction he wants.]
[tweet: 1626370581682696200, from: @nrskim (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:58:57 (HIGH,,1,,158) Coach is above politics. He will bring this country together.]
[tweet: 1626358836268244993, from: @acunashair21 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:17 (HIGH,,6,,1246) Rigged. Southeastern unanimously throws the best parties]
[tweet: 1626362755929325570, from: @matthancock91 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:27:52 (HIGH,,1,,321) You bring the people together]
[tweet: 1626589737309048842, from: @joshressler (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 06:29:48 (HIGH,0,,,15) Man of the people!]
[tweet: 1626614864733929472, from: @medicalstonks (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:09:39 (HIGH,0,,,13) There’s no way there is that many librarians]
[tweet: 1626375649505181696, from: @humbleonion7 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:19:06 (HIGH,,5,,206) Democrat, Republican, Independent, these things don't matter. What unites us is that we are all secretly Northeastern lawyers.]
[tweet: 1626359182046777347, from: @ethan_d_603 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:39 (HIGH,,16,,1462) Listen Indianapolis, you might have won the poll but you haven’t won a ring ever!]
[tweet: 1626386133486649344, from: @lolnevertweet (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:00:45 (HIGH,,1,,238) I think you mean over 900,000 votes, Coach.]
[tweet: 1626409764472377344, from: @imnotdudan (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 06:34:39 (HIGH,0,,,48) Your such a patriot coach. Even librarians love you]
[tweet: 1626470994746707968, from: @cooldude438 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:37:58 (HIGH,0,,,22) Did all your international followers click independent?]
[tweet: 1626369326130532352, from: @connera (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:53:58 (HIGH,,1,,321) A unifying force.]
[tweet: 1626670913721696257, from: @jasongardner780 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:52:22 (HIGH,0,,,21) A man for all Americans]
[tweet: 1626387319107493888, from: @birdgirl8888 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:05:28 (HIGH,0,,,80) Only you can unite us!]
[tweet: 1626464107518914560, from: @kevincandrum311 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 10:10:36 (HIGH,0,,,45) I think they were saying they have Independence Day on laser disk coach]
[tweet: 1626360031955365889, from: @jonathandnida (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:17:02 (HIGH,0,,,423) Indy for the win!]
[tweet: 1626361948974510080, from: @banjo_b0y (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:24:39 (HIGH,,1,,458) Actually seeing coach as a viable third party candidate now]
[tweet: 1626392726832054272, from: @aikochristine (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:26:57 (HIGH,0,,,45) Make America win SEC champions again]
[tweet: 1626626267062599697, from: @armilovich (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 08:54:57 (HIGH,0,,,25) 4 More Years!  4 More Years!  #GoDawgs #SicEm]
[tweet: 1626367031854641152, from: @jbxperience (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:44:51 (HIGH,,3,,146) Why do so many people want to be librarians in the age of digital books, coach?]
[tweet: 1626664467449909248, from: @dakinmorgan (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 11:26:45 (HIGH,0,,,12) This is legitimately interesting. Who knew Coach was the great unifier this nation needed?]
[tweet: 1626382437289713671, from: @blatantsockpupt (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:46:04 (HIGH,,1,,58) The number of likes is 1492, the same number as the year President Benjamin Franklin wrote and signed the Declaration of Independence and the Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act, which was enacted to make the import of waterbeds from England so expensive no one could afford to finance them.]
[tweet: 1626391762989117443, from: @dailyincomestr1 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:23:07 (HIGH,0,,,13) We need a SEC winners party.]
[tweet: 1626379407857156097, from: @gnich62 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:34:02 (HIGH,0,,,129) Whole lotta librarians follow you, coach.]
[tweet: 1626397408807604224, from: @earlmick3 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:45:33 (HIGH,,2,,2073) Apparently a large portion of the population is ready for some devastating downfield blocks]
[tweet: 1626370669754699778, from: @elkane0 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:59:18 (HIGH,,2,,135) 13% libertarian ?  I didn’t know that many people wanted to lower age of consent laws.]
[tweet: 1626399899183980545, from: @gloryfrombehind (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:55:27 (HIGH,0,,,12) Bet if you ask where the Independents lean it would be 50/50.]
[tweet: 1626398812842360834, from: @tigerbill (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 05:51:08 (HIGH,0,,,22) You gotta wait for the mail-in votes to arrive from AZ]
[tweet: 1626360802146979840, from: @samwilkins_ (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:20:06 (HIGH,,2,,832) Coach literally invented partisanship]
[tweet: 1626513197250248707, from: @jwsanders2011 (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 01:25:40 (HIGH,0,,,11) I demand a recount...   Because I'm a Libertarian...]
[tweet: 1626605867641745409, from: @cocoaisadog (UNKNOWN) on 02/17/23 07:33:54 (HIGH,0,,,4) A true "Coach of the people"!]
[tweet: 1626372768622313473, from: @tweetohkyle (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 04:07:39 (HIGH,,3,,104) Coach, you should coach the USA.]
[tweet: 1626370412387962881, from: @corgeousgeorge (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:58:17 (HIGH,,6,,215) 3 Year Letterman is like Dolly Parton, Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. EVERYONE can agree they're pretty darned great!]
[tweet: 1626358777942528002, from: @buriedlivingrl (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:03 (HIGH,,259,1,4797) Coach is the bipartisan leader we all need]
[tweet: 1626358737240838146, from: @clairescar (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:11:53 (HIGH,1,279,,5896) You transcend political parties and that's beautiful]
[tweet: 1626359652220047360, from: @davidbrianson (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:15:32 (HIGH,,2,,191) Librarianism is a made up philosophy anyways.]
[tweet: 1626358868790988802, from: @pastordiddler (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:12:25 (HIGH,,115,,3519) Oklahoma drills in the Beef O'Brady parking lot to decide the winner]
[tweet: 1626359055806615552, from: @gonzohunter9 (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:13:09 (HIGH,,3,,224) Coach- The great unifier of Americans]
[tweet: 1626360395291316224, from: @longlungsle0n (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:18:29 (HIGH,,2,,165) This is a man that can bring America together]
[tweet: 1626418495456935936, from: @joegoodmanjr (VERIFIED) on 02/16/23 07:09:21 (HIGH,,1,,6274) That’s wild]
[tweet: 1626361067843485696, from: @jass1stnamehugh (UNKNOWN) on 02/16/23 03:21:09 (HIGH,2,335,,4053) Twitter uniting under the banner of devastating downfield blocks]

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I have street cred with all four categories:

Republicans: My youth football team has a robust defense 

Democrats: I am liberal in dialing up blitzes on passing downs

Libertarians: The government has no authority to tell me how to coach my team

Independents: I don’t vote
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people with multiple masters degrees and PhD's have been trying to figure out how to unify the populace like this for decades. this solidifies that an hour in the weight room is more valuable than a lifetime in the classroom.
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I believe this poll confirms that I am the only presidential candidate in 2024 who can truly transcend party lines. What’s the one thing Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Joe Manchin, and Ron Paul can agree on? DVDs are an appreciating asset.
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This poll only furthers my point. If @3YearLetterman were to run for President in 2024, he could potentially become the first unanimous president in United States history. Receive 100% popular vote. Considering there have been over 500 US presidents, this would be impressive.
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The Republicans entered the day tied 29-29 with the Democrats but lost a point to the Libertarians over the course of the day to finish just behind.
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Coach, I’m disappointed that you omitted the greatest and longest standing political party in American history, The Whigs, from this poll.
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Travel safely with your 100% free Concealed Carry Map guide and discover where you can and can't go with your firearm.
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an independent is just a Democrat whose parents paid for their waterbed

a libertarian is just a Republican who got his girlfriend an abortion
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 orders: orig=44, rank=8, date=79
You transcend political parties and that's beautiful
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 orders: orig=195, rank=9, date=5
Unclear what you’re doing that’s apparently repelling Libertarians, Coach
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Mr. Letterman (if I may, "David"), 90,000 voters would not fill up the Big House in Columbus, Ohio, as they sang "Rocky Top" together, so I do not think this is a valid "survey."
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 orders: orig=157, rank=11, date=186
The number of likes is 1492, the same number as the year President Benjamin Franklin wrote and signed the Declaration of Independence and the Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act, which was enacted to make the import of waterbeds from England so expensive no one could afford to finance them.
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 orders: orig=182, rank=12, date=97
Twitter uniting under the banner of devastating downfield blocks
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 orders: orig=201, rank=13, date=41
Coach you should be ashamed that 13% of your followers are librarians
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 orders: orig=8, rank=14, date=60
I vote “Independent,” since I paid for my waterbed outright. I’m not dependent on anyone.
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 orders: orig=49, rank=15, date=48
I'm a political junkie. This is a really good poll and shows why our national elections have been so close. @3YearLetterman truly is a man of the people, all of us. Congratulations.
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 orders: orig=132, rank=16, date=83
With your platform and ability to bridge the partisan divide, you should run for President. 

You might even surpass Benjamin Franklin.
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 orders: orig=45, rank=17, date=42
Nearly 92,000 people admitting that they waste time on politics rather than spending that time productively studying Bill Walsh’s West Coast offense.
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 orders: orig=124, rank=18, date=111
President Franklin would be proud to see democracy still works 300 years after he invented it.
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 orders: orig=133, rank=19, date=31
Coach has single handedly won this country over! While the US has single handedly won every single war, Coach has literally brought us all together since the days of President Benjamin Franklin! Thank you Coach for Bipartisanship!
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 orders: orig=140, rank=20, date=49
not surprised to see so few librarians among your followers .
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 orders: orig=153, rank=21, date=15
I actually think I have a very strong libertarian following. Many of them have become twitter friends as they respect my refusal to pay taxes
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 orders: orig=5, rank=22, date=188
What a blinkered and isolationist post. Believing the centre of the world and universe is solely the US of A is exactly the opposite of what Coach is trying to preach. He (or she) is an internationalist spreading love and acceptance of all (incl. non contact sports)  from 
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 orders: orig=91, rank=23, date=34
Lol at all the people who think they’re “independent”…. You guys fall in line when it comes time to vote
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 orders: orig=159, rank=24, date=12
Who would have thought that the one thing that could bring us all together in these decisive times is an aversion to financing waterbeds?  You would see a single tear falling from my eye if it weren’t completely obscured by my red iridium wraparound Oakleys.
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 orders: orig=135, rank=25, date=135
Republicans were winning until the middle of the night and then suddenly Independents got a bunch of votes dumped. Seems fishy. Gonna need to see cell phone data
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 orders: orig=108, rank=26, date=66
Oklahoma drills in the Beef O'Brady parking lot to decide the winner
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 orders: orig=197, rank=27, date=13
coach your emphasis on not financing waterbeds and timeshares bridges the gap across the political aisles
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 orders: orig=148, rank=28, date=35
Coach is the bipartisan leader we all need
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 orders: orig=194, rank=29, date=8
i think independent should have been mixed up.  that also included 'other' in my opinion.   I'm not an independent, I'm the last Whig.   Love me some Zachary Taylor.
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 orders: orig=43, rank=30, date=136
Considering it's rare to get above 2% in an election for a libertarian candidate, this is a HIGH concentration.
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 orders: orig=154, rank=31, date=29
Not remarkable at all. The 35% of us in the middle know e we are being held hostage by far right and far left.  And both parties are being held hostage by their own extreme elements.  

Not surprising at all.
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 orders: orig=63, rank=32, date=158
Rigged. Southeastern unanimously throws the best parties
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 orders: orig=163, rank=33, date=11
Your followers are a perfect distribution of the US political spread.
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 orders: orig=90, rank=34, date=7
Americans always unite around football, classy cuisine, exotic vacations, and our shared history

That is what you give the people
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 orders: orig=126, rank=35, date=94
Democrat, Republican, Independent, these things don't matter. What unites us is that we are all secretly Northeastern lawyers.
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 orders: orig=167, rank=36, date=77
I think there was a late night poll dump from Gatlinburg by the Bay, better known as Fisherman’s Warf in San Fran.  Between the rise of Helen, GA and Gatlinburg, TN, they know their time as premier tourist trap has come to an end.  Just pure hate votes intended to tip the scales.
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 orders: orig=127, rank=37, date=170
Coach for Pres and Dolly Parton for VP! An unbeatable ticket of likability and fantastic quotes!
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 orders: orig=33, rank=38, date=69
I think this means you could be our next President! A waterbed in every home, as your campaign slogan. You'll have to support both gas and electric heating though.
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 orders: orig=28, rank=39, date=90
3YLM FTW. 
Presidential slogan, Make America Laugh Again. 
Well done on bringing all types together. 
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 orders: orig=59, rank=40, date=24
Where are you getting that? Independent is not a euphemism for conservative.
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 orders: orig=123, rank=41, date=38
Coach I am proud to say I did not take part in this poll as I do not vote
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 orders: orig=155, rank=42, date=2
Ok nerd. Only voting we do is on who's buying the next round at Brady's
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 orders: orig=160, rank=43, date=40
There would have been more libertarians, but you timed your poll right around the release of the new Cat Fancy magazine.
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 orders: orig=119, rank=44, date=67
GA already cheats in elections so Coach can manipulate this into any direction he wants.
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 orders: orig=161, rank=45, date=33
Everyone recognizes the importance of SEC Championships
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 orders: orig=139, rank=46, date=85
Listen Indianapolis, you might have won the poll but you haven’t won a ring ever!
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 orders: orig=168, rank=47, date=21
Coach it doesn’t matter how dyslexic I am, you Sir are a untier.  When life hands you melons you just keep going srtong. Coach 2204!!
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 orders: orig=152, rank=48, date=153
You can’t get that kind of nonpartisan agreement on fried chicken.
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 orders: orig=121, rank=49, date=14
Too late to vote, but I’m a registered Republican with libertarian leanings.
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 orders: orig=52, rank=50, date=100
Coach. I hope the former President & his buddy, The My Pillow guy, don’t see this. Tailgates this year will include hot wings, beer, & gallows poles. You’ll be lucky to make it to the team bus alive.
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 orders: orig=149, rank=51, date=174
3 Year Letterman is like Dolly Parton, Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. EVERYONE can agree they're pretty darned great!
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 orders: orig=193, rank=52, date=62
delete this and try again, sir... it's spelled "independANT"
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 orders: orig=65, rank=53, date=46
I think it’s safe to say everyone on the spectrum better watch out for a devastating blind side block.
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 orders: orig=137, rank=54, date=27
Librarianism is a made up philosophy anyways.
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 orders: orig=196, rank=55, date=26
It depends on whether the people that answered Libertarian are talking the party or the ideals.

The Libertarian Party is just Republicans That Want To Legalize Pot.
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 orders: orig=146, rank=56, date=101
Coach- The great unifier of Americans
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 orders: orig=198, rank=57, date=18
Me: "2023 must start getting back to normal"
*3 year letterman provides compelling sociological information in February*
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Apparently a large portion of the population is ready for some devastating downfield blocks
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 orders: orig=185, rank=59, date=124
Republicans will blame their loss on Libertarians
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 orders: orig=156, rank=60, date=120
Would not have guessed that -  very cool.

What would be equally interesting is determining the breakdown of independents and who they used to align with (D or R).
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 orders: orig=79, rank=61, date=71
First unanimous presidential victory since Ben Franklin confirmed.
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 orders: orig=144, rank=62, date=164
Coach I was an Independent in the 1970s and 1980s, but as the landscape changed, I had to adapt, so I joined a major conference.
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 orders: orig=60, rank=63, date=184
It kind of is...we really can still unite for the right cause. Like, unlimited laser printer privileges. It's beautiful.
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Its surprising to see how many Librarians follow you considering your brilliant plan to eliminate libraries
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I forgot to vote Republican.  My vote would have made it 29% Republican.  28% + 1 = 29%.  What are the odds of a tie like that?
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Coach is above politics. He will bring this country together.
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Why do so many people want to be librarians in the age of digital books, coach?
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Gas up the Taurus.

Mr. Coach goes to Washington.
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13% libertarian ?  I didn’t know that many people wanted to lower age of consent laws.  
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SEC championship trophies in Columbus, Ohio = 0. *drops mic*
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The bipartisanship we need right now
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Doing God’s work on a daily basis, Coach.
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Pretty good for a 3 inch lawyerman
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Did all your international followers click independent?
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Independent is just another word for non-voter.
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All are SEC fans. Regardless of religion.
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Looks like Greg's dragging a few of you. Well played, Greg. 
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Most balanced follower distribution on all of Twitter, perhaps?
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Just say you're a republican that doesn't want to say they are a republican lol
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Goes to show that Waterbeds bring people together... by way of momentum.
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This is a man that can bring America together 
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A real coach can inspire even the feeblest of minds. Congrats!
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If there is one thing that should unite us as a country it is the fact that the SEC is far greater then the English Premier League
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Mr President Letterman should follow in Ben Franklin’s footsteps
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Actually seeing coach as a viable third party candidate now
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Everyone is equally jealous of all those youth football championship rings.
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People from all walks of life get on board when they hear the words, "beef fed beef". They know a winner when they see it.
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Coach buying the world a Coke
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To be fair, Bill Walsh's West Coast offense touches just about everything.
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Waterbeds and cheap cars are apolitical
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The road to the Oval Office goes through Pigeon Forge
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Coach literally invented partisanship
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Paying for a water bed in cash is a bipartisan issue
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We all just want to follow strong leadership
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It's time to let another candidate on the debate floor. Period
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This is legitimately interesting. Who knew Coach was the great unifier this nation needed?
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So it's Independents vs Democrats in the championship?
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Coach, you are a uniter not a divider. Had to have a winner. No ties allowed!
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I think you mean over 900,000 votes, Coach.
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Coach, my vote has been subjigated since I couldn’t right in.
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When are you announcing your candidacy for President??
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SEC Fottball knows no boundaries...much like the expertise of Ben Franklin.
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I think the libertarians are lying and saying they are republican.
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This definitively proves that you are a truly nonpartisan whatever it is you are!
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WOW! You've gotta run on a "Unify America" ticket.
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3:1 Conservatives to Liberals
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Independents just people lying to themselves.
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The only votes i cast are for team captain and for which freshman get wedgies
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Would’ve expected more people to identify as a time share in Pigeon Forge
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Coach, I fully support and endorse your campaign for POTUS
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Probably not the uniter we need. But definitely seems like the one we deserve.
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Only YOU, @3YearLetterman have the power to make Benjamin Franklin our 2nd Greatest President ever!
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Wait coach is an independent? I guess that checks out.
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I get your schtick, but self-selected polls are not even remotely accurate
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Chief, you're the one to bring us all together.
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Coach - FYI I voted 89,000 times. Apologies.
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If “Church of Bear Bryant” was an option Coach, it would have won in a landslide.
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I’d like to see the pole rerun but including the SEC Party this time.
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Honor to meet you Mr. President Elect!
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Americas coach
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We can all agree that Coach is a world beating thinker.
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The great unifyer....minus the Libertarians. They don't count.
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I think the republicans don't realize you're a parody account though....
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I thought it was a trick question because it takes away from time in the weight room.
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Just goes to show winning appeals to everyone.
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You’re the only one who can unite us Coach. Time to make that Presidential run.
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Make America win SEC champions again
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Should have had an "unaffiliated" category.
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Are you sure they didn't just troll you as you've done to everybody else 
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I demand a recount... 

Because I'm a Libertarian...
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Dems beat out the Repubs relief 
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Whole lotta librarians follow you, coach.
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Us Libertarians had a late surge. cool
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Clearly waterbed financing is a non-partisan issue.
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Coach, maybe you should run for Prez since you unite all of us.
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Ahh yes the Libertarians, in a very distant last place as per usual
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At least no Commies replied, Coach
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I think they were saying they have Independence Day on laser disk coach
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What do you think the dispersion of the 1986 Mets would be?
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Where is the line for Waterbed Financiers?
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Bet if you ask where the Independents lean it would be 50/50.
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Coach, you should coach the USA.
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Your such a patriot coach. Even librarians love you
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I had no idea there are so many librarians, what have things come to?
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You gotta wait for the mail-in votes to arrive from AZ
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Why was Pizza Party not an option?
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You are officially The Great Uniter coach!!!
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Coach is the one entity that unites us all.
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What does #LarryDykstra think about these results?
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4 More Years!  4 More Years!  #GoDawgs #SicEm
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Coach, you built a 'team'.   Only the best can do that.
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That really is pretty astounding lol
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98% of those “independents” are lying.
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I don’t understand coach. Is this a new play?
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He's the coach we all knew growing up, at some point.
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There’s no way there is that many librarians
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So at least 59% of people are halfway normal.
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You forgot "Waterbed Financing Economists"
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You deserve a follow my man
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Of course the librarians are last place...
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A man of the people.
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No it’s independcan not independcan’t
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Coach I’m a member of the Andrew wk party
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We need a SEC winners party.
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Dykstra gonna be your running mate, coach?
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No Bull Meeses, either
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Coach, you are a uniter
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You’re a man of the people, Coach
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You’re a true man of the people, Coach.
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Dems cheated somehow
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A true "Coach of the people"!
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Why no category for Unaffiliated?
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A unifying force.
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This seals it....coach for President!
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I think I love you Coach!
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Uniting the country!
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Nearly perfect.
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SEC championships are uniting coach
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You bring the people together
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The silent majority
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I'm a footballtarion so...
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SEC unites the nation, again.
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This is beautiful
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Who won the Electoral College?
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The great unifier.
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Democrat 3YL fans rise up
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Rigged 
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A man for all Americans
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I am a vegetarian.
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A landslide
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Meh…
#BothTribesSuck
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Indy for the win!
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That's a diverse crowd
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Only you can unite us! 
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Coach, how’d you vote?
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That’s wild
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Coach, how did Lanny vote? 
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Man of the people!
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Coach 2024
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They didn't get a button...lol
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